* Posts by Jerome 0

551 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

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Appeal Court: Mod chips infringe game copyright after all

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@ Sean Timarco Baggaley

I'm not talking about the extra scripting that's needed for each level or for different multi-player game modes, I'm talking about the engine itself. That's not paged - it just wouldn't be practical. Besides, even if it was, that hardly invalidates my point that the judge was using bizarre excuses to justify his reasoning when far more sensible excuses exist.

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Stupid argument

Only a portion of the work is copied into RAM at any time, so the judge had to dream up some bizarre argument about "drawings" and "pausing the game"?

Did no-one point out that the binary code of the game itself (i.e. the "computer program" that the console is running) is loaded in its entirety when the game is started? Are we to believe that computer programs may not be copyrighted, but only any images and sounds that happen to come with them?

I know our judiciary is hardly renowned for its knowledge of technical matters, but you'd think this might have occurred to the prosecution or their technical advisers at some point.

Sky talks up subscription 3D merits

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Murdoch's Law

@ James 5 - your friend left the house, and that was the moment the installer chose to turn up. That's known as Sod's Law, and it's hardly under the control of Sky. Rupert Murdoch may be a sod (probably the nicest thing he's been called in a good few years), but it's not his own personal law.

Also, @ andy gibson - wow, someone else actually remembers Wild Palms! Every time I mention it to a friend, they always look at me as if I dreamt it. You're not any relation to William Gibson, are you? I figured maybe you were only watching it to catch your brother's cameo.

Femtocells know you're home again - but so what?

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Joke

"the most obvious application"

Point taken about cheaper calls and all that, but I for one would love a phone that blocks calls from the girlfriend while I'm at home with the wife.

(cowardly note to Moderatrix: just kidding)

Edward Woodward dies at 79

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Re: Repeat the Equalizer

"Perfect excuse to repeat it somewhere... ITV3 or BBC2 perhaps?"

Or maybe prime time ITV, since it's better than the crap they've been showing in the last decade or two.

Microsoft admits Win 7 tool violated GPL

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WTF?

The average software product

"22 per cent of the average software product or application - or 700MB of code"

Whoa, hold up there. That would mean that an average application has over 3 gigabytes of code? Seems a touch unlikely - the average Microsoft application, maybe...

Sophisticated parcel mule scam unpicked

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WTF?

Sophisticated?

I don't get it. Surely it would be immediately obvious to the "middle men" that this was a scam, at which point they just keep the goods in question and do a runner. This passes for a "sophisticated" scam? I need to get into the scamming game, if it's that easy to make money.

German boffins produce sim of 'invisibility carpet' in action

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Boffin

Re: Try simulating it with a "real world" example

He can't, his super-advanced simulation software only works with right-angles.

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@ Anonymous John

Surely your visitors can feel it's not bare floorboards when they stand on your invisible carpet?

Terrorism chiefs don't know what they've censored online

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WTF?

Jolly good show

"We will jolly well get there, and we will jolly well knock them for six finally."

It's encouraging to know that a realistic approach to the problem is being taken by those in charge. I look forward to the day when the scourge of terrorism has been eradicated once and for all from the face of the internet, and we can all sleep easy in our beds.

Motorola muses marketing meatier cuts

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WTF?

Goodbye Moto!

Isn't that kinda like having a rusty old banger that you really want to get rid of, but since no-one will buy it you just sell your house, your other decent car, and everything else that you own? At the end of the day, won't Motorola just be left with the very thing they wanted to be shot of, and very little else?

Google search primed for 'Caffeine' injection

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How many bytes?

"a quintillion bytes of storage"

Or, to put it in terms that might mean something to somebody, that's a million terabytes, or 100,000 Libraries of Congress (is that an official Reg measurement? I couldn't find the guide to check...)

Also, @ Dave 160 - I don't think Google care much that you get your search results one hundredth of a second quicker, but I think they'll be pretty pleased if they can serve both your search results and the huge amount of streaming data from sites like YouTube in a more efficient manner.

GlideTV Navigator

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Nice but expensive

This looks like a rather cool product, but a touch on the pricey side. If it's only traditional remote-control functionality that you need, you can get a universal infra-red receiver very cheaply. This has the advantage that you can use an IR remote of your choice to control the PC.

The unit I own is called an Irman, though they don't seem to be around any more - one equivalent product is a PCIR. It's apparently easy to build your own too, though this is beyond my (non-existent) skills with a soldering iron.

Obviously this is sod-all use for web browsing from the sofa, but I'd want a full wireless keyboard and trackpad for that anyway. For control of audio and video a traditional remote is my preferred option.

Kingston SSD Now V 40GB boot drive

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5 minutes to boot XP?

If your XP box is taking five minutes to start up, you don't need an SSD, you need a Windows re-install. You must have some serious cruft installed. Even with a 3 year old installation of XP on a bog-standard SATA hard drive, I get a start-up time in the region of 1:30. I wonder if that means it'll boot in 20 seconds when I get around to buying an SSD?

Sun's Facebook-slapping hits wrong target

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Government intervention?

Much though I love the Murdoch-slapdown aspect of the article, I'm still eagerly awaiting details of how these anti-Facebook stories "could lead to yet more government intervention directing how individuals are allowed to interact with the internet", as mentioned in the first paragraph.

Unless the quote from Andrea Hall alone is sufficient evidence of impending changes to legislation (which wouldn't surprise me a great deal these days, it has to be said) a few more details would be much appreciated.

Dell details 'world's thinnest' laptop

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Laptop?

A laptop that you can't use on your lap? Genius.

Google music search thingy revealed

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Where is it?

Tried to find the Google service. Even clicking on their example searches just returns me an ordinary page of Google results, nothing music-related whatsoever.

Also, @AC 20:34 - Songtapper sounds great, but that too seems to have disappeared from the face of the internet.

Sky Player hits Xbox 360

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FAIL

Morons

Wow. Way to get all the disadvantages of streaming content, with none of the advantages. Monthly subscription indeed. I'd get a goddamn satellite dish if I wanted to give you that much of my money.

Google stalks your social circle

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Stop

Publically available?

If I happen to have some friends without Gmail accounts, whom I correspond with through my private Facebook profile, how is this information "publically available on the web?"

Musos demand Guantanamo Bay playlist

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Coffee/keyboard

Security music

'CIA spokesman George Little insisted the music was employed for "security" and "not for punitive purposes"'

Ah well, that explains it. Security music. Why didn't they just say so in the first place? I expect it was used to keep the guard rabbits happy while the candy-cane fence was repaired.

Steve Ballmer's Windows 7 dance party

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WTF?

Docking station

"a notebook that docks and charges without using any cords"

Isn't that the definition of a notebook docking station?

Man dissects Apple's Magic Mouse

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No magic?

"IFixit’s teardown discovered that there isn’t actually any magic to the Magic Mouse."

Were they expecting to find a miniature wand powering the device? A ring of power or two perhaps? I'm deeply disappointed in Apple for such a misleading naming convention. Next you'll be telling me that the iPod doesn't contain any peas.

Lily Allen exits Twitter, bins BlackBerry

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FAIL

No more mixtapes?

Damn, does that mean she won't be posting any more mixtapes for us? I did so enjoy her forays into illegal file sharing.

What if you had a launch party and nobody came?

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Pissing?

Unexciting though the Win7 launch may be in the grand scheme of things, I'd hardly say Apple's announcement of a few product updates and a particularly silly new mouse pisses all over it. Farts in its general direction perhaps, and that's being generous.

Google 'music service' imminent, says rumor mill

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@Me Too

Perhaps we should wait and see exactly what they're offering, before accusing them of ripping off the competition?

HTC Touch 2 Windows Mobile 6.5 smartphone

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Widescreen

Whilst there's no excuse for not including an accelerometer on a phone these days, it's worth noting that we used to manage to change orientation on our devices using a clever invention known as a "button". If HTC were determined to leave out the accelerometer, there's no reason they couldn't have still included the (utterly essential) landscape view for keyboard and web browsing.

Blogging vicar casts Tina Turner into hell

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He's got a point

Providing you forgive the guy for his somewhat brash method of delivering his point - which is surely somewhat of a liability in his profession - he's talking a lot of sense. If you don't believe in the great sky fairy, why on earth would you invite one of his minions to watch your loved one being incinerated?

News archives can lose libel protection as stories change

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Re: Minitrue

No need for the taser or the rack, citizen, we can modify memories directly by a laser to the brain now! Oh sod it, the rack's probably more fun.

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Good idea

They should also ensure that he's airbrushed out of any photographs in which he appears, in case they might be taken to be evidence of guilt. It's lucky that retouching is so much easier than it was in Stalin's day. Truly these are enlightened times.

Palm Pre smartphone

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WTF?

Why the iPhone killer?

"an obvious decision to make: this or the iPhone. No other touchscreen smartphone is even in the running"

Why's that then? It seems to be a commonly expressed opinion. It's almost like there was a secret meeting to decide that the Pre was the iPhone killer, and no other phone would be invested with this title, lest the phone-buying public was too confused.

What about the HTC Touch HD, or the Hero? The Samsung Omnia HD? The Nokia N97? None of these are perfect by any means, but they all have some advantages over the iPhone, and plenty of advantages over the Pre. What makes the Pre so special?

Disney kicks 'Ho White' out of bed

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Stop

Raspberry beer?

Whilst every commenter here seems fixated on the trivialities of Disney trampling all over copyright law, no-one has addressed the real issue - how on earth can a raspberry beer be anything but sweet?

Wolfram Alpha API lands with price tag attached

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FAIL

Money?

$60 for an individual / developer license? The only way to generate excitement about these things is to let people play with them for free, even if you have to operate an invite system to start out with.

Once ten thousand excited developers have had a root around in the system, fixed up all of your bugs, and put together a handful of potentially useful / fun apps, that's when people start to notice your API and wonder if they should be paying you shedloads for it.

Ralph Lauren stick insect sacked for being 'too fat'

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Alternative headline

"Sacked Model Rides Coattails of Net-Wide Nerd Rage to Free Publicity"

It's lucky that no-one could possibly fall for such a blatant ploy.

Google Squared rounds out features

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IT Angle

The gnome

While the "spectre" is classified as undead and the "beholder" is an aberration, the "gnome" is classified as a desktop environment. Now that's an IT angle.

Ralph Lauren DMCAs thin Photoshop skills

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Latest terminology

I love the Photoshop Disasters blog - seeing an amusingly Ralph Laurened photo in the morning is guaranteed to cheer me up.

O2 finds new way to bind iPhone users

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Pay as you go

PAYG customers have to do without too - no visual voicemail or tethering. Obviously those of us who are cheap enough to spend only £538 on our phone don't deserve such luxuries. That's one more potential customer you've lost, O2.

Nokia reinvigorates Wireless Power Consortium

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Apple

"unless Nokia suddenly embedded Qi technology into hundreds of handset models wireless charging will remain cool-but-pointless and expensive, unless Apple decides to get involved of course"

...at which point the technology would become vastly cooler, equally pointless, and more expensive than ever.

Palm Pre backs away from Apple iTunes

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@ Anon 10:23

I'm not entirely sure of your point... if there was an app for smashing windows, it'd be more convenient than carrying a brick... but there isn't, so it won't be, so bricks are great? Maybe you could find work as a product evangelist for the brick industry.

Vegemite unscrews lid on iSnack2.0

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Jobs Horns

Lawyers in 3, 2, 1...

I thought Apple had patented, trademarked and copyrighted the letter "i"?

Ammo rationing at Wal-Mart as panic buying sweeps US

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Gun laws

"in fact there is no sign at present of any particularly aggressive move towards stricter federal gun laws."

Does this mean there are plenty of signs of gradual, peaceful movement towards stricter federal gun laws?

Facebook claims mail API less intrusive than Gmail

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Blatent rubbish

The important difference, which the Facefook spokesdroid so blithely glossed over, is that I happily allow an application running on my desktop to access Gmail via POP3. They are talking about allowing an application running on the servers of an unknown (to me) third party to access the entirety of my inbox.

These are two such very different things that to compare them is entirely disingenuous.

Microsoft woos web devs with (semi-)free stuff

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Gates Horns

Lock-in

I know Microsoft love a bit of lock-in, but to reinforce it with a protection charge is a bit much even for them. What exactly do they do if you refuse to pay up? Send the boys round to ensure you're not using open source dev apps on the sly?

iPhone + naked ladies = headline gold

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@ Toastan Buttar

Bizarrely, there's no need to surf on your desktop and upload to your phone - the iPhone has a web browser built-in! Whatever will those clever boffins think up next.

Dual-screen Microsoft 'booklet' uncovered

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Boffin

Great idea

This looks nice, but possibly a little heavy and unwieldy. If only there were some clever way to produce a device with almost identical functionality, whilst cutting its weight and bulk by half...

Google tramples on 'keywords' meta tag charge

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Boffin

@Steven Knox

The untrustworthy domains are determined exactly the same way the advertising domains are determined by an ad blocker. If the list proves to be unreliable or inaccurate, subscribe to a different list.

This is not a perfect system by any means. Neither is the system employed currently by ad blockers. I don't know about you, but I'm not looking at any adverts right now, and the page content looks fine. This stuff isn't rocket science.

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@Ian Ferguson

Simply ignore the results from domains that are considered untrustworthy. Instead of an ad blocker, it's a bullshit blocker. This is why the semantic web is not stillborn. Next question?

Britons warned of plague of the 'supercats'

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Dead Vulture

Pics?

You guys really are allergic to the image tag, aren't you? It's like reading bloody Ceefax sometimes. :)

Machine rebellion begins: Killer robot destroyed by US jet

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Coat

Pointless really

Hardly seems worth the bother of shooting it down, everyone knows you shouldn't fear the Reaper.

Disgruntled parrot lays into copper

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WTF?

Cage?

Wouldn't it have been more sensible to get a cage and stick the damn bird in it? As opposed to attempting to drive while a bloody great parrot flaps around in front of your face? Isn't that the idiocy which this woman was pulled over for in the first place... and then the police decide to copy her?

Google moves to micropayments

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Finally

It's about time someone came up with a decent micro-payments system. I remember a few years back the idea was touted as the next big thing, but it never quite appeared. If anyone has the clout to make it work, it's Google.

I'd be glad to pay a penny or two to view each of my favourite web comics, for instance, such that the authors can support themselves via their hard work. It's always a bummer when your only choices are donating a big wad of cash via Paypal, or just freeloading.

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