* Posts by Number6

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Steve Jobs: mystery patent pool to attack Ogg Theora

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Pull the rug first

Imagine a world where lots of popular video was put up on the web using any of the supported codecs except H.264 before IE9 was released. That would sort of discourage people from using IE9 if suddenly the boot was on the other foot and the IE users were the only ones who couldn't access the content.

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Encryption, anyone?

It took the US a long time to realise that the rest of the world was happily ignoring US rules and developing their own encryption technologies, and US companies were trading at a disadvantage because they weren't allowed to compete due to their rules. If there's a thriving video codec industry outside the US that ignores the US software patents (some of which might not even be valid) then the only companies to suffer will be the US ones, unable to develop and compete, and the people who suffer will be the residents of the US, who won't have access to it all.

Missing Soviet nuclear electrocar FOUND ON MOON

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Coat

Not all the time

You couldn't allow unfettered access to the moon - there are days when you'd try to book tickets and be told that there were none "because the moon is full right now".

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Laser Police

Depending on where the laser is located, they have to liaise with air traffic control to make sure there's nothing flying overhead at the wrong moment. Plus it takes time to recharge the flux capacitors.

New drug spray 'makes men as soppy as girls'

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Who needs a spray?

Once you've accidentally dropped something into the toilet and had to retrieve it, or had a pet who likes to drink from the toilet bowl, you tend to get into the habit of not only putting the seat down, but the lid as well.

Labour candidate tweets postal votes

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Postal Procedures

It's been many years since I had a postal vote (in the days when you needed a good reason to have one) but surely the procedure should be to have two envelopes. Mark your ballot paper and put inside envelope #1 which has a serial number on it (which may or may not match the one on the ballot itself). Place envelope #1 inside envelope #2, seal it and fill in your identifying details on the back. Put in the post.

At the receiving end, the up-front work consists of checking the details on each envelope #2 and if OK, remove envelope #1, make sure its serial number is correct and the envelope is sealed and place it unopened in a secure ballot box. On the night, open the box in the counting hall and remove the ballots from the envelopes, having first noticed that they are still sealed and include them in the count.

Perfectly secure, no chance of a leak provided the procedures are followed. No easy way of identifying individual votes either, apart from the mechanism built in with the ballot serial numbers that is common to all of them.

Google backpedals on IP 'anonymization' claim

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Cookies

So remember to delete your Google cookie regularly. Firefox deletes all cookies when I close the browser here, and occasionally I'll go through and see what interesting cookies I've gathered and decide whether to ban sites from setting them.

Brazilians ordered to have more sex

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Behind the Times

Weren't measures similar to these annouced at the start of the month?

Ten free apps to install on every new PC

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MS File Formats

The whole point about Open Office is that it will read and write the MS formats, so it can be used quite happily to edit such files and still talk to the unenlightened.

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Gold Standard

When it comes to gold, think Gordon Brown...

Boobquake fails to destroy planet

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In Other News...

The new Nevada coastline has seen a glut of applications to build beachfront properties.

Website shares user credit cards with world+dog

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Occupations

N2 is probably a greengrocer and is therefore allowed to misplace apostrophe's [sic].

'Gossips' say Apple will acquire ARM

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Licence Agreements

If you've got an ARM licence then I'm sure there's something in there that restricts ARM's right to revoke that licence without plenty of warning, and probably ties up the cost fairly well. An Apple takeover wouldn't immediately have effect because existing chips being produced by all the licensees should continue. What might change is the availability of new stuff, or its cost, so there would be a gradual migration away from the platform.

Rogue admin waits for verdict

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Under a bus

That's how I've done it in the past when I've been responsible for important passwords. In the safe with a documented procedure for how someone can access it and what to do about changing the password once the envelope is opened. So far it's not been needed.

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Fiction?

That's not fiction, it's real life. Isn't it?

Google Chrome OS to route print jobs around planet

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BTDTGTTS

Admittedly I did it from inside a corporate firewall, but I accidentally printed something to my default UK printer when in the US office. However, I didn't need to contact the helpdesk to work out why it didn't print, I just quietly kicked myself and sent another copy to a better-sited printer.

Police send Reg hack CRB check database

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Get those FOI Requests in!

So it appears that by sending in FOI requests to various bits of government, one can get lucky (if that's the correct term) and be sent something interesting to read, albeit not necessarily related to your original request.

Volcanic ash grounds dozens of UK flights

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Not Possible

You can't fly over it, and the dense lower atmosphere would make it difficult and slow to fly under it, assuming you know its lower bound. More birds lower down as well, increasing other types of hazard. You can't see it on radar, so you wouldn't know for certain where it is.

The cloud is drifting down towards Europe, so the safe zone is shifting all the time.

On the bright side, if we can get enough volcanic dust into the atmosphere, it'll cool the Earth a bit and make all the global warming fanatics re-fudge their calculations.

Fedora 13 - Ubuntu's smart but less attractive cousin

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Bling

I turn off the crap as well, plain background, no fade effects or anything like that. I do it to Windows machines as well, they usually end up as Classic. Why waste my CPU cycles on stuff that just slows down my work while it fades things in or out?

Facebook rejects CEOP 'panic button' demands (again)

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Well done FB

If they don't resist the call then at some point, every website will be required to have a panic button on it, just in case.

It's not the government's responsibility, nor a private agency, but the parents'. Teach your children about the dangers of the internet, how to use it responsibly and encourage them to talk to you about how they use it.

Tories put ID cards, Contactpoint on manifesto hit list

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Full marks so far

They've come up with a decent-sounding manifesto. If they get elected, it will be interesting to see how much of it they've managed to implement in a competent and successful manner at the end of five years.

CEOP renews attack on Facebook

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Something Must Be Done!

And putting a panic button on webpages is Something. The fact that it's generally useless is beside the point, along with a lot of stuff, some of which has made its way into legislation.

Proper education of children by their parents would go a long way to catching this sort of thing - make the children aware of the dangers and listen sympathetically and helpfully without being over-prescriptive if they come back with questions or problems. It's about time we ditched the assumption that the state will come to our rescue every time, because such reliance just makes things worse over time and erodes freedom. Take responsibility for your own life and for raising your children properly.

Skewing statistics: Booze, money and sex

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Government works of fiction

If you want another example, try the Badman Review of Elective Home Education. The statistics in that are somewhat dodgy, were pulled apart by angry home educators and even the Commons Select Committee considered them unreliable. Then the government produced the legislation before the report on the consultation that was supposed to guide the process (report turned up just before second reading so no one had a chance to look at it properly), managed to confuse a figure of 95% of responses against the proposals with a majority in favour and only the impending election has saved us from it becoming law.

Definitely policy-based evidence-making.

Flood, fire at BT Paddington node causes widespread problems

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Open-loop and leaky

Have you not seen that the Circle line is no longer just a simple loop?

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/corporate/media/newscentre/11300.aspx

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Almost...

You're confusing "end of the world" with "edge of civilisation".

Is iFlorist the greatest website in the universe, ever?

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Almost...

I think it was "Edukashun, edukashun, edukashun".

British Gas signs Voda so meters can snitch direct

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Overnight

I always did used to run my washing machine overnight when I was single - I deliberately bought a clockwork machine (that is still working 15 years later) and a timeswitch so that it came on at about 3am. However, with a family, the degree of organisation required to achieve that is too great and often would require being up in the wee hours to put in a second load.

Tinfoil Condition Red! LHC 7 TeV mega-blasts today

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Election Delay

This is obviously part of Gordon Brown's plans to avoid having to call an election. If the world gets sucked into a black hole (other than the one he helped create) then he won't have to make a decision.

UK.gov biz department wonders if Twitter is worth the effort

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Pointless

Most of the questions assume you've bothered to look at their website or any of their media feeds, which I haven't.

That's not to say all government internet activity is useless, merely that BIS is. What do they do again?

Vast 'Cloud 9' sky-wedding balloon destroyed in Vegas prang

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With a Bang

Given that Vegas makes a spectacle of demolishing old buildings with controlled explosions, perhaps they could fill the next balloon with hydrogen so that when it expires it'll do it in a more dramatic way.

[while noting that Hindenburg more burned than exploded]

'Switch to Century Gothic to save the planet'

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Been there...

At my previous employer I managed to send a print job to a printer in another building. Then to top that, I was at the US office and discovered by accident that I could still send jobs to the printers in the UK. Fortunately it was only a couple of pages, not a 100-page PDF.

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Monospace Fail

I print mine in Courier, none of this proportional crap for email or usenet (remember that?) here.

Plain text, that's all you need for an email.

Corduroy cuffed, banged up for teaching while drunk

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Plea Bargain

Here we have the good old plea bargain thing, where admitting to public drunkenness means a minor blot, but trying to get acquitted means dodgy the large book that will inevitably get thrown.

Heathrow security man cops perv scanner eyeful

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Re: Traumatised??

From what I've seen in the past yes, it almost certainly wasn't her word. However, it's rather a big one for the Sun, more syllables than their usual tripe.

Virgin Media downed by thick Leeds 'copper' crooks

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And BT

Perhaps if they'd take all the old BT cables we'd get fibre to the cabinet/home a lot faster.

'Go veggie to save the planet' UN, EU plans debunked

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Less Meat, Less Heat

Presumably if we turned that on its head and ate more meat, we'd eventually end up with self-cooking steaks.

Penalty for silent calling goes sky high

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Possibly...

It'll cost you for a bit of kit, but it can be done. Set up a small PBX running Asterisk (which will run on all manner of small, cheap NAS boxes with a USB stick for storage) and connect it to something like an SPA3102 or other ATA with a line and phone port. Then you can receive the CLI from an incoming call and if you don't like it, you can get the PBX to drop the call, play it a message, put it through to your asnwerphone, etc.

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Help from BT

If BT would start giving us international CLI, or at least the country of origin then it would help a lot. I'm sure it can't be too hard.

'Smart roof' coating made of old takeaway fryer oil

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Eco-friendly cooking

Does this mean that on a hot, sunny day I only need lob some sliced potatoes and a couple of pieces of fish up on the roof and then retrieve them a few minutes later when they're done?

Brown creates one UK.gov website to rule them all

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A Good Idea?

I used to think this was a good thing, but that was before I realised that Orwell's 1984 was a Government manual, not a work of fiction. Now I do my best not to give the government information if I can possibly avoid it.

Steve Jobs and governator tout transplant reform

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Not a linear queue

He was presumably chosen because he was the best tissue match to the donor. That's usually how such things are decided, give it to the person who stands the least chance of rejecting it. There might have been some element of "if you can get here quick enough", which would apply more in a country the size of the US compared the the UK.

Tiger Woods' alleged mistress publishes X-rated texts

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It is...

The week before payday is always the wrong time of the month.

Facebook stands up to UK.gov's cyberbullying

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I'm with Facebook

Having such a button on every single page is pretty typical of this government's attitude. The nanny state knows everything and is always right. Overkill, lack of common sense, etc.

It's a bit like walking around almost anywhere in California where there are wonderful signs on pretty much every public building warning that the building contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer. After a while you just tune them out as irrelevant, and the same goes for most of the goverment's initiatives. We all laugh or are horrified at some the stupid health and safety regs, which means that the ones we really should take seriously get lost in the noise.

So, to Facebook I say: Just Say NO.

Mountain View promises Google Analytics opt-out

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Opted Out

I've got it banned in NoScript already, and have got a long time.

Dell bars Win 7 refunds from Linux lovers

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Mass buy-and-return?

So everyone go order a Dell laptop and then return it for a full refund because you do not agree with the Windows licence terms?

Minister: Banks should give ID cards to people with no money

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Where to go

If my bank offered me a free ID card I'd happily tell them where to shove it. Then I'd be looking for somewhere else to keep my overdraft.

Study shows gaming can hinder reading, writing progress

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Or alternatively...

It was a games console that finally encouraged my son to learn to read. He kept asking me to read the text on the screen and after I got bored of it, I'd tell him I'd come and do it when I finished what I was doing at the time, thus putting delays into his games. At some point he decided to learn to read it for himself and has easily caught up with his age group, having not really bothered until he was almost seven.

Facebook users warned over stalk-my-profile scam

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Ban apps

I'd like Facebook to add an option that allows me by default to see no third-party applications. At the moment I have to individually hide/block each one that appears in my feed, so a global tick-box to opt out of seeing any of them would be useful. I'm sure I'm not alone in that wish, either.

Nominet to release super-short domain names

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Reselling

There ought to be a clause added to the sale conditions of these domains that requires onward sale to be at a price no greater than that paid by the purchaser, with automatic reversion back to Nominet if they try. That would stop the inevitable speculators who will be bidding to acquire as many as they can and then offer them on at inflated prices.

Giant flying pliers menace West Bromwich

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Further thought

Could it be the visible manifestation of a Vogon constructor fleet?

It's actually visible all the way down Whitehall Road. Could it be that someone misread the map and picked the wrong Whitehall? It's another one that really needs fixing.