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Mozilla tames Firefox tab monster with Candy

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Lateral Thinking

Having though about it, with modern displays, there's plenty of width and not much height (especially on netbooks), so having tabs in a panel to the left (or right) of the main window, with a scroll bar, would probably be good enough. You could get a significant number of them there without impacting much, and then rearrange them into groups if you so desire.

The Wrath of Jobs' latest victim: Motorola

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More power needed

The Reality Distortion Field is struggling and needs more power to overcome the facts.

London bike hire scheme suffers pre-launch wobbles

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Cambridge?

It's marginally more accountable than the old Cambridge attempt, but I wonder how many of the bikes will still be there and in good working order by Christmas?

The Sun saves parasailing donkey's ass

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Job Offer

No doubt the Sun will offer the donkey a job as a journalist or even a sub-editor, given that it's a proven high-flier.

Country plods still not carrying mobile data devices

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Old-fashoined

Copper networking is so yesterday. The future is in fibre networking.

C&W issues profit warning on public sector cuts

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Pining for the F-Gords

It's not dead, just sleeping. It could be back in five years.

HTC Wildfire Android smartphone

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Clarity

Resistive screens are often not as sharp as a capacitive screen, it's all in the optical properties of the screen itself. However, it's possible to screw up a capacitive screen if you get your ITO patterns wrong.

I did like the old P800 (and indeed, I've still got one that works) and the interface on that - must have been one of the earlier examples of the touch-screen, including the little plastic keyboard that fitted over part of the screen and activated it when the buttons were pressed, for those who weren't quite with the concept.

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Coat

But what about RF Power Control?

Does it have fingertip RF power control like the iPhone4?

Mine's the one with the missing bars.

Treasury pulls plug on Wiki-cutback site

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Look in the box

Preferably a blue one, with a flashing light on top and the word "Police" on in. There's your alien of superior intelligence.

French website surrenders on Bastille Day

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Authentic French Experience

"major promotional tool of France's image abroad"

Well, you have to admit it's managing an accurate portrayal of the stereotype so far then.

Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed

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What do you expect?

It is a government IT project, after all.

Job sites slam domain name land grab

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I'm surprised...

That Apple haven't yet demanded control of the TLD.

So long then, Windows 2000

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XP Theme

I don't know if it dates me, but I always associated the XP default theme with the final sequence of Doom. Just don't turn around...

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Change the Theme

My solution on every Windows XP machine I've used is to change the desktop theme to Windows Classic with a cyan-ish uniform background colour. Same look and feel all the way.

My father is still running Win2K on his home machine and I've just about persuaded him that next time I'm there, I'll upgrade him to Linux because it'll do just about everything he wants (email, web and a bit of word processing) and that'll save him having to pay for Win7 and new hardware on which to run it (his machine is old, but not worth upgrading for the amount of time he uses it).

Cable lays plan for graduate tax

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FAIL

The icon sums it up

A tax is a bad idea, it has no limits and can be abused by future governments who think that graduates are cash cows. At least with a loan you know you've paid it off and the government isn't going to screw you for even more.

Get your degree and emigrate, avoid the tax altogether.

NHS loses massive Microsoft licensing rebate

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Not just Internet Explorer...

But most likely the wonderful, much loved IE6. Sounds like an ideal time and an ideal excuse to finally ditch it and have the apps written properly.

Oh wait, I forgot. We're broke.

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Ending in Tears

Isn't this what we were saying at the time, that it was just a means to draw the NHS in to make it ever harder for them to move to an alternative solution? Time to bite the bullet, Mr Lansley, and ditch MS for a cheaper alternative. Yes, it will hurt short-term, but the savings will come over the following years.

Plus we'd see less headlines about various bits of the NHS being brought down by a virus or leaking data via a compromised machine (can't do much about the CD on the train though).

Loons speak brains on gov Treasury crowdsource site

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Laws and Freedom

I think there are only two laws worth adding - the first limits the number of laws allowed, so that once it's reached they have to scrap an old one to add a new one, the second is to put a best-before-date on all legislation, so that after 5/10/20 years it expires unless debated and approved for an extension by both Houses of Parliament. This would eventually achieve the first aim, when they're spending all their time renewing old laws and don't have time to create new ones.

Double whammy: The music tax based on deep packet inspection

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Page is Correct

If I end up paying towards an ISP levy to cover filesharing then you can bet I'll join the party and benefit from some of what I'm paying for.

It's a bit like the threat to tax people on work-provided car park spaces in a misguided attempt to discourage people from driving to work - if I'm paying for it then I'm going to get the maximum benefit from the space and drive to work every day, rather than use the bike if it's a nice day.

Mobile broadband: not up to the job?

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You've got mobile broadband

I'm lucky to get a decent 2G signal at home, no sign of 3G. One has to drive some distance before a decent 3G signal appears.

I did have a telco sales droid call and try to sell me a 3G dongle, which I turned down because (a) I have a smart phone that does most of what I want and (b) their data coverage is crap and not worthy of spending money. Hopefully the feedback was passed up the line but I doubt it, he probably just moved on to the next call and forgot about me.

Apple iPhone forums gripped by deleted thread paranoia

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Answer the Question

Looking at the missive from Apple Central, the obvious work-around is for one person to ask a question about the antenna and for another to post all the information as an answer to it. Ts&Cs complied with...

Ambulance radios don't like the rain

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The Nature of Radio

Lots of radio kit doesn't work too well in buildings, and generally the higher the frequency, the worse it gets. It shouldn't be too surprising that a UHF radio suffers a bit with a few walls between it and the base station, especially if there are also other buildings in the vicinity to add their walls to the attentuating circumstances.

Hillier appeals to transgender community to save ID cards

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Wrong way round

Labour did it the other way, policy-based evidence making.

Consumer Reports: 'We were wrong about the iPhone 4'

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Not just any tape...

No doubt there will be a piece of Apple Approved tape in a suitable colour scheme that will blend in with the overall look-and-feel user experience.

Cotswold police stage panty ID parade

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Identity Failure

I idly clicked on the "Bras" tag at the bottom of the article and found 25 articles, including at least one that had nothing to do with airbag restraint (I didn't look at all of them).

I'm not even sure this article is directly relevant, otherwise the title would have made mention of an iden-titty parade. It would have been appropriate, given that it occurred in Bustage.

'Holland wins World Cup' declares CBSNews

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Bookings?

Perhaps the reported confused yellow cards and goals? If so, the Dutch won by a mile.

Child protection campaigners claim hollow victory over Facebook

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Nanny State - so last year

Perhaps we need a bit of parental responsibility and education instead of silly buttons that just go to boost the egos of vested interests and add no practical value.

The state has demonstrated that it puts its own interests above yours, so learn to care for yourself and your family and don't expect them to do it for you.

Mother faked ID to 'disappear' child from school waiting list

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Reinstated?

Was the child put back on the list once the fraud came to light?

Blizzard exposes real names on WoW forums

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Consistent ID

I have two or three on-line identities, but they are kept apart and in a particular forum I'll always use the same one. Some date back over fifteen years and so in some ways are better known than if I did post with my full name. There are too many nutters out there to necessarily trust my full details to the wilder parts of the net although they're available for those who look hard enough

I am not a number, etc.

BBC chief acknowledges DAB flop & internet radio

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Internet Radio == Good

Only last night I was up in the loft space running a CAT5 cable to the bedroom for an internet radio. This morning I was woken by the clear sound of voices from my local BBC radio station, instead of the crackly hiss that my previous bedside alarm radio could manage (and which got worse when the CFL bedside light was on).

As for DAB, no chance.

Brighton NIMBYs complain over BT broadband upgrades

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YIMBY

Yes please, BT, come and install one in our village. Your current box blends in well with the bushes and trees behind it and I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd welcome a decent broadband speed. Why waste your time and money on the whingers when rural communities would benefit far more?

Revealed: Government blows thousands on iPhone apps

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Discrimination

What about those of us who are sensible enough to not own an iPhone? We're subsidising the Cult of Jobs. Surely there should also be an Android app, a Blackberry app and a Symbian app as well? (Those using Windows Mobile are a lost cause already.)

IBM sends sodden supercomputer to Zurich uni

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Benchmark Heating

So if you're in one of those buildings and it's a bit cold, just log in and get it to run a few benchmarks and generate a bit more heat

Why we love to hate Microsoft

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OS/2

I've still got a copy running in a virtual machine here. Still not gotten around to porting the legacy app to Linux, so it lives on. I remember OS/2 performing as well as Win NT 3 but taking half the resources to do so

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Netbooks

Actually, my Aspire One netbook (running Linux, it has to be said) has helped out at the office on several occasions precisely because it is small and easy to carry and, on more than one occasion, because it was running Linux and not Windows. Recently I've been using it as a Linux development platform, although I have to admit to cheating by running an X server on my Windows desktop machine and using SSH to the netbook.

Microsoft killed the true netbook anyway - the Eee and the AA1 and their early competition. All of a sudden the screen size went back up to the point where it's a small laptop, not a netbook, and it's hard to get a low-end cheap, small machine now (although I just bought a spare AA1 on eBay). That's one of the reasons to dislike Microsoft, although it's not completely their fault.

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You want the list...?

Firstly they did the dirty on CP/M at the start of the IBM PC era. To be fair this was them putting one over on the Microsoft of its day if the story about the golf course has any truth in it.

There was the modification to Windows 3.1 to object to DRDOS in an attempt to discourage people from using DRDOS. Then we had all the FUD and dodgy marketing practice that shot down OS/2 when, at the time, OS/2 was better than the competing Windows products. Then there was the "pay us a licence for every PC you ship whether it's got Windows on or not". I have vague recollection of compressed disk technology getting a work-over, we get the vague threats to Linux that it's infringing patents without anyone naming those patents. Forever changing the file formats for MS Office so that competing products never quite catch up, and MS users are expected to pay for a new one when the old one is perfectly good apart from handling a new file format that doesn't give them any extra. OOXML, mustn't forget that.

That's the list off the top of my head, although I know there's more.

The 3G coverage picture that can't be published

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Waste of Money

I wouldn't buy a dongle until there's decent coverage to go with it. It's a lot of money to be tied up in something that's useless most of the time around here. No, I don't have an iPhone either, an E71 works just fine for me.

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Flash...

Provided you remember to remove the label from the tin can, it's a relatively shiny one and the sun is visible then yes, you can have flash. It provides a fall-back communication mechanism in case the string breaks.

Hoodies swipe bus for YouTube joyride

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Assisting the Police

If the police don't have a YouTube officer then it's probably worth appointing one, given the number of clueless idiots who manage to post inciminating evidence of their wrongdoing.

No doubt the defence will be the advertising slogan "When you're too drunk to drive, take a bus"...

Power line tech could crash aircraft and shut down the Archers

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Going the other way

Given that PLN is probably immune to it so the issue will never arise, but I do wonder what would happen if PLN got clobbered by the local radio amateur chatting to his mates around the globe.

For the record, we don't all have beards.

Dell in late payment Hall of Shame

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Interest

I think I'd write back and tell them that on the 51st day there's a surcharge equal to the original sum (i.e. 100% interest) and I stop supplying until any bill over 50 days old is paid.

However, I'd probably also be looking for alternative work shortly afterwards.

Brazilian banker's crypto baffles FBI

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Giving up your keys

I wonder what the local plod would think if you did this and when asked for a copy of they keys, gave them a rather crushed USB stick. "They're on there, officer".

Keeping large files of random data on your hard disk may also cause confusion.

Southpaws up in arms over iPhone 4

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As a lefty...

I hold my phone (not an iPhone) in my right hand. It leaves my left hand free to write notes.

Survey scammers offer fake Doctor Who clips

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It doesn't matter

None of us will have existed after Saturday. Perhaps that's why the French and Italians arranged to leave South Africa early, so they can spend their final few hours with their families.

What? You mean Dr Who isn't real?

Jobs tells iPhone users to get a grip

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Wrong way up

They should have put it top-left, so that it would be above the hand, and would end up top-right when rotated for landscape mode.

You're also a bit wrong in the article about us sinister types - I hold a phone in my right hand, always have done. It makes it much easier if I need to take notes while on a call.

Want Olympic tickets? Better get a VisaCard then

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That's me out then

I do have a Visa card, but I object to such practices so I won't bother to even go look at any of the merchandise or tickets.

Perhaps a complaint to the Monopolies Commission (although there's only one of those...)

Women reveal all for X-rayted pin-up calendar

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The First One?

Can the Moderatrix please let us know when the first commentard has made his boner remark so that everyone else will know that they can win something? In the words of Dr Who, "Let someone else go first".

Anyway, it's an obvious ploy, we can see through it.

Whitehall invites broadband subsidy goldrush

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This is a title

It would be a vast improvement if they could manage to reduce most of the long runs to the nearest exchange by judicious use of fibre to the cabinet. In a small village several km from an exchange, you could improve broadband for the whole village by having the exchange end of the DSL in the local box.

It's a bit more problematic for a few houses stuck in the middle of nowhere, but they've probably got pole-mounted phone lines anyway, which could have fibre wound round them (as was done with pylons in the past, IIRC) for a lot less than the cost of digging trenches to lay cable,

Tom Stoppard: Tech is destroying the written word

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Games and Reading

Yes, reading to children and being seen reading books for enjoyment is a good way to pass on the love of reading. My son has been discovered awake and reading books in bed several hours after his bedtime recently.

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Not Enough Science

If we're concentrating too much on maths and science, why do we have an excess of media studies graduates and not enough engineers, scientists and maths teachers? Or is it just the way the subjects are taught that is the problem?