Posts by Scott 19

Under me bridge

Nothing to fear, nothing to hide.

Just ask a politician, red rag editor or copper policing a peaceful demo.

Only in America

Sorry my American friends but i had to say it.

Pssssttt don't tell 'em but at the weekend in the bright sunshine me and a few of my mates where down the local waste ground drinking beer and listening to music using a mobile phone as the entertainment system and there where other people around that could hear it, shock horror.

My Mum

I don't know how she makes malteser ice-cream cake but it's a science.

@Mrs Bee

Don't take it personnally there all N00bs, am i spelling that right? or is it 1 zero?

Sorry

But it just instantly makes you want to start running round the office shouting one liners.

"Your funking nicked me old china"

"OOOHHHH, You lucky bastard"

and my favorite "Bigas Dickas"

Fit Birds

And here me being English i thought that sweden only exported cuckoo clocks, didn't realise it also had blokes that like to tell the world that there country is not full of fit, blonde, women.

Techiedude, sounds like a name my dad would make up to have a moan on the interweb, Dad is that you? Did you find your walking stick to wave at the yoof on your lawn?

King

Hey Mr Park is that your horse bolting down Manchester high street? I think it was using a bus lane but no worries there.

Cool

I can now say this, I WISH GIRLS ALOUD WOULD JUST DIEt.

I'm Confused

Good old NuLabour can't commit to budget cuts over the next 2 years because they don't know what the economy is going to do but with ID cards they can see 30 years into the future.

I think the Iranians have the right idea about there unelected leader, viva le revolution.

@Lester its called a passport mines valid for another 10 years and everyone accepts it as valid, why should i spend another £60 for a picec of plastic (which by the way no-one has anyway of validating) that wil be nothing more then "big brother watching you".

Good old boys

I think 11 years is about right as the people above said in the good old U.S of A its shoot first, thats it, so yes sending SWAT round IS murder.

Nice

Just have to get the box sets for Xmas so i can catch up before next year.