* Posts by Scott 19

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West Antarctic ice loss overestimated by NASA sats

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Trust me

The plant will be fine, its the things living on it that may have problems.

Yes re-cycle, yes lower energy usage and yes question everything that some expert says is fact, in my job i'm surpose to be an IT expert, I beg to differ.

Blogging vicar casts Tina Turner into hell

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Simples

Bring back being buried at sea. Take a boat out into the big blue yonda, get the captain to say a few words, then plop your fish food.

UK fatties demand 'hate crime' status for lardo-baiting

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Me

I'm a smoker with one eye, where's my legislation? (smoking MY choice, having one eye not MY choice, being fat your choice, why should you get protection (being fat your choice) when i get none?)

Pirate Pete

What about my albino friend? or more common ginger friends? not there choice?

Sorry but STOP eating, we don't need law for this, right i'm off for an mint areo as its my treat for the week (Not hour).

IT contractors aghast as FSA evicts self-cert mortgages

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Yer

Well a problem, my self emplyed house mate well had a problem showing the morgage company his tax returns from the last 3 years, the only people that this will probably hit is the non tax paying ones and i don't give a monkey about them as there breaking the law.

Microsoft's Sidekick restoration turns into farce

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Tit(le)

Could someone show this to the idiots in Whitehall who seem to think that keep lagre amounts of data is easy, if these guys can't do it with all there clout in the data retention world what chance does dell boy have down Whitehall?

Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave

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Hard job

Must be taxing working in your office, going trough all tha naked pictures of Ms Friel?

Tories oppose charges and speed cameras

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I agree

with some people here lets get more speed cameras and do away with traffic cops, i only drive around where i live and know where all the cameras are so they don't bother me (nor does the speed limit as there are no traffic cops to catch me).

Welsh yobs clobbered by cross-dressing cage fighters

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@Carl

I'm going to be serious with you mate, you need to seek medical advise going off like that on the interweb, it'll lead to stress. Then again the size of your man-hood problemly doesn't help ;)

*bow* to Ms Bee, showing a FoTW how its done, NICE.

Chinese media finger Swedish lesbian enclave

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Simply

Just stand at the side of the road and follow the trucks and trucks of choclate and elongated shaped vegtables.

Yer, yer i'm going.

Game censorship crusader sues Facebook for $120m

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Brits

Jsut for us brits that don't know what a douche is,

Jack Thompson is a t*@t.

Nation's moral guardians snap over 'shag bands'

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In my day

We just used a bottle?

MoD pays quadruple in money + blood for Afghan helicopters

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Wanted: Common Sense

Been missing since the 1990's, shame our boys aren't bankers they'd be financed till there trousers fell down.

Nation's parents prepare to be vetted

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Bring on the revoliution

Storm whitehall and chuck'em all on the streets. The goverment can try and use the rozzers to stop the revolution but there a law un-to 'em selves now-a-days so would just hide in there stations beating any inoccennt people that happen to be walking past and the army will not help them as they know its the public on there side and not the boys club in westminster that couldn't give a sh*t about our boys in fatigues.

Crown old William and lets give a monach a go again can't be worst than the bunch of self serving professional politicos we have now, was trying to think of the last positive thing any goverment did for this country as even the millenium celebrations they arraged arrived 2-3 years late and thats the best i could think of a dome for the millenium?

Harrods web Grotto snowed under

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4th of August

Your kidding right?

saying that they started selling advent calendars in our local high street convenience store last month.

Home Office stonewalls ID findings

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Tear to your eye

Looking at the related stories brings a tear to my eye, Wacky Jacki and her pron loving hubby, good trolling days they where.

Why do all the bad things in life live for ever but the good things in life blow out in seconds?

Fraudsters add IM to phishing attacks

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HaHa

I had this yesterday, my mobile rang "Hi this is your car insurance company contacting you about your new policy, can i confirm who you are by you telling me your date of birth and mothers maiden name", the answer was a very firm "Eerr, no!!".

BOFH: Trussssst in me

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Ding

Is that the bell for the pub can't be i haven't seent the BOFH yet.....yah now wheres my company CC i'm for a Friday beer and then to fiddle the phones so the office phone doesn't ring while i'm dozzing all afternoon.

SA pigeon outpaces broadband

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Be Green

Whats more enviromentally friendly though?

"Think of the chil....polar bears."

Baby swing vid man cut loose

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Queensland

If you've even beem they've all got Tropo there, so i ain't surprised. Guess one of the prosecutors has been working in and AC office so it does affect him as much as the rozzers.

Scientology seeks to squash anonymity

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Money Maker

Hey its my idea so i want 50% of the profits but could some clever person make a hand held law machine, you simply enter information of what activaty you ar about to do and it tells you the

law and what sentances you will get for breaking the law ie:

Animal sex: - making love to an Animal, band from keeping the and a fine.

- Watching animal love with humans, locked up in jail and a criminal record

Photography - must be under 6 feet in Kent or may get arrested by offices shorter than 5 feet.

- must not take pictures of police officers, especially if in uniform and breaking the law.

You get teh idea, well i think its a money maker.

Boozy chess grandmaster passes out mid-game

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Nice

P*ssed at work and no instant dismissal, where do i sign up.

Man remanded for extreme porn offences

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Paris Hilton

Confused

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2622190/Hilarious-snaps-of-toys-made-into-porn-scenesex-toyussex-scene-snapfarmer-and-wife-sex-scene.html

Check out pick 3 would i get locked up for my viewing history?

Anti-spam smackdown finds best junk filter

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Lol

Yep yoff speak, "false positive rate" and theres me running round all morning pulling PCs from the network to virus scan 'em because McAfee AV tells me there all infected with virus's to find out there all "false positive's " i call shinanigan's on these results.

Home Office foot-dragging exposes ACPO to criticism

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Huuummm

Could be useful getting my Union to set out, Holiday, working hours, internet useage (and control of whats blocked (i'm think of certain PH web sites)) and even pay if i'm lucky.

"ABC Union has given guideance today that stats all employee's have an extra 325 days holiday per year". Cool.

UK Parliament website hack exposes shoddy passwords

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@Micheal 2

You first.

NZ woman sacked for SHOUTY EMAILS

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Headmaster

@By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 1st September 2009 13:15 GMT

Not as much as "You know", i've stopped watching Tv just for this reason if i hear 1 more person say "You know" i'm going postal, in my day people simply said erm while there brain caught up with there mouth.

CRB looks to ID cards to solve accuracy woes

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Finger print removal

and when will it become illegal to remove your finger printers or alter them by plastic surgery?

UK.gov revives net cut-off threat for illegal downloaders

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Mr Mandelson

Rent-a-politico if i've ever seen one.

Japan torture flick sickens UK film censor

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yet in real life

Anyone see that Channel 4 documentary "True Stories:Deliver us from Evil" i think it was called and all the commentards are here in force getting hot and bothered about this *shakes head*, it saddens me, you don't like it don't watch it. You think things like this cause problems in society i point you to the documentary above, should still be on the chennel 4 watch now site, if you want to foam at the mouth about a sad little video i feel sorry for you.

I also suggest taking a month off from commenting and reading the El Reg for a break as it did me the power of good and my soap box is now in the closet.

Feminist org declines nude calendar cash

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Funnthing

I bet if the Chippendales had doen a calnedar and wished to give there money to this charity they would of snapped there hands off.

As my natrulist mum always says "You just can't help some people".

PC repair shop caught trying bank fraud

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Coffee/keyboard

Go and check the stroy

Its on the Sky news web site and the photos must of been good looking at the techie's(?) eyes. And they used the web cam to take still pictures of the offending.

Watchdog bites Mattesons saucy sausage ad

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@Gray M

So a simply radio advert is now resposible for teens watching German Porn, STD's , Dressing up like red light works and becoming sniggering perverts. I surpose you wouldn't blame any of this on the parents though (as i'm guessing your angle is pure and innocent) and here lies the problem people like you thinking all the children need protecting from the world by banning everything.

Nice attitude i bet your also happy that the police can arrest you for not proving your innocent went stoppped in the streets for having a camera.

With your morality we should also ban as people have commented all Carry on films, 'allo 'allo, anything with Franky Howard in and every panto in the land.

Or i could be just feding a troll, oh well may make him feel inportant for several seconds.

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Get a Life

Please parents Get A Life or even better yet enter your angle in a pagent where other parents are as blinkered as you are to your kids.

And parents wonder why they have to stand outside court and defend there mass murdering children "But i didn't even let them listen to the radio when they where young, so i don't understand how they could do such things".

Because we all know where inuedo on the radio can lead to.

Windfarm Britain means (very) expensive electricity

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IT Angle

Hope you don't mind

I've just comment to the BBC that they may want to spend some of the Chief Excs expenses on researching stories and bloggers, i linked your article hope you don't mind. If it wasn't for Dr Who and Match of the Day i wouldn't use there services.

And the report sounds very clear and consise on what it was about, 30 pages ain't bad as even an MP could find time between fiddling expesnses to read this and maybe realise a better plan other than lets let wind solve all our problems.

Just need to design a sustem that is compact and can store leccy at peoples homes when its at o% cost and take it on Dragons Den.

Too-tall terror snapper stopped by cops again

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Support

I say give this man the support he needs, this country needs more people like him questioning our overlords and there powers to stop and harass inoccents.

These anti-terror laws are doing as much damage as any terrorist has, placing fear and distrust in the populace. How soon before you will not even need a camera before the police can stop and search you and demand ID for no reason what so ever. Its a slippery slope and we maybe past the tipping point.

There is one single, very slim up side to this he wasn't locked up for 42 days without charge but if LAbour had whipped harder this may have not been the case.

NuLiebour destroying the country before there thrown out of power, or as an article i read someone pointed out mineing the political field before the next elected goverment get in.

UK.gov eavesdroppers frustrated by red tape

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You'd think

That the overlords couldn't put a price on monitoring there drones.

Vulture Central plans Brit-Yank dictionary

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Title

Just cut and past viz's profanisaurus, should keep them American friends of ours quite for hours.

Child protection groups undermine Aussie Firewall

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Title

The more you give power, freedom and information to the masses the more them in power will try to restrict it on the grounds of protecting the masses.

To protect the few you should not suppress the masses.

Very liberal, wheres my lib dem coat gone.

Virgin Media sets throttle on hardcore hogs

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Rubbish

They throttle you whatever at peak times i was watching a down load drop from 256 Kbytes to 128 when i contacted them to discuss there throttling the Customer service guys only answer was in your area you have 2 megs, when i mentoined that i was watching the download speed drop in half during peak hours he again mentoined that i get 2 megs in my area, again i said that i had watch it drop from 256 KBytes a second to 128 he replied with the same sorry answer. Maybe they don't throttle bits only bytes.

I'm not even a heavy user, interweb is about my limit but was downloading a patch for something.

Why not just admit unless your paying for the top package during peak hours they cut your bandwidth.

California skateboard dude swipes Reg logo

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@Natalie

Because its the land of the sue and if you ain't sueing someone you ain't nobody. and turning the graphic around and adding a semi cicle doesn't make stealing right.

I'm sure if they sent an E-mail to El Reg requesting the use of the graphic the old farts would be happy to be associated with the yoof of America.

Not saying that your farts just passed the display date, not quite at the best before date though

Tattooed Swedish devil girls sexually molest cyclist

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IT Angle

WARNING

The Warning will not stop the Trolls.

Right i'm off to by myself a bike for a tour round europe if your not molested in Sweden you can get money off in Germany.

BT brings jobs back from India

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Flame

You think BT are bad

You should try good old Virgin Media, 5 phone calls to try to tell them that my box didn't have an IP address it took me and about 15 pounds but the worst was the third indian gentleman that said they where placing me on hold and did so for 20 minutes (i think he was hoping i would just hang up) and then he hung up on me, total cost of phone call 8 quid. NOW thats customer service and they didn't even have hold music.

My advice is never to use Virgin Media (and in that i would use no service although the flights ain't bad)

at least when i've dealt with BT they maybe a bit slow but did generally fix my problem first time and in 5 years my broadband never went down, with good old failmedia its been down 3 time this year, oh how i love the Customer service.

Plod offered SIM confiscation powers by Tories

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@Ed2020

Nice reading skillz you have there Mr Ed2020 and name calling i call a troll!!!!

Lucky i wouldn't lower myself to your level and call you a Cretin, but i can't speak for the rest.

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Better idea

Jsut confiscate there booze.

DNA database swells despite human rights ruling

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Contact Point

Or whatever the new surf childrens DB is called. And how many MPs DNA is on it? some of these guys have broken the law by commiting fraud but do you think they are on it?

Nope me neither. One rule for them, one for us.

I say go the way of our French friends and bring back the guillotin, try them for treason adn chop there heads off may sound extreme but i bet it would clear up polotics quicker than you can say "put it on expenses"

Staten Island manhole swallows texting teen

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@all the people that say sue

And if she had walked out in front of a car while txting, sue the driver? its a big fricky hole, its like a big fricky car not hard to miss.

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Sueing

Can you sue a hospital in the US if you have a unattrctive baby?

Cyclists offered cut-price shag at German brothel

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IT Angle

Update

The Tour De France today announced a change to the planned route.

And anyone that says whats the IT angle should be classed as a troll and given a 48 hour commentard ban, ah Ms Bee (thats what the icon i've used is for Mr HFoster).

Europe should put privacy at centre of new laws

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Response

Gov.UK response, fingers in ears saying LALA LA at the top of there voice, "we can't hear you ".

Written material saved from censor's big black pen - for now

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Save all this time

Lets save these hard working people from having to debate anything of such importance to liberty and freedom and just make everything illegal and then debate what should be legal, much simpler. Owning a house, paying your taxes and working till you drop dead is legal everything else illegal under think of the children, terrorism or elf and safety.

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