Posts by Scott 19 365 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
I got my Commentard crib sheet round here someone, oh there it is :-
your stupoid cause you use :-
Windoze [ ] A Mac [ ] Chrome [ ] Linux [ ]
I' better than you cause i use :-
Windoze [ ] A Mac [ ] Chrome [ ] Linux [ ]
I'm smugger than you cause i Own [ ]/Don't own [X] a Jesus phone
I'm smugger than you cause i Own a PS3 [ ]/ xBox [ ]
This is the best [ ]/ worst [ ] BOFH ever.
El Reg is going down hill [ ]/ use to be good[ ] but i'm never going to read it again as what is the IT Angel [ ]/ useless reporter saying [ ] in this article
It Monday and i hate the world and will vent this in the comments [ ]/ Friday and i'm off down the pub [ ]
I'm just plain better than you [ ]
Looked at these web sites he wants to charge for? think there still 1.0. Sorry Mr Dinosaur do the world a favour and sell up and retire, the morons that brought your paper have moved to MySpace/Facebook/Twitter for there daily drivel (saying that he does own MySpace but again can't work out a good money making business model).
Saying that if the dads cleaver he'll sue the manufacturer of the Taser for allowing this to happen. $6 million for the distress and damage it caused sounds good to me.
And all the people saying 'good for him', if it had killed her i'm guessing you'd still be happy, haven't done eletrical engineering for 15 years but something in the back of my head says this little girl took a bigger hit than an adult would, Ohms law and resistance or something, like i said 15 years.
The Sun, as poitned out here on El Reg, that is owned by the same company as MySpace has a slightly diffrent spin on the story, always like to see El Reg informing me of something, ie The Sun never publeshes negative storites about MySpace, and then i see it in practice. I bet there kicking themselves that they can't put the boot into Facebook to much although it is pointed out that Facebook did kill a 17 year old girl.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2734168/Panic-button-to-stop-web-pervs.html
Sorry i do read it but more for laughs and the view point of white van man.
Yes the last Labour goverment. The toffs however you put it genarally hand over a healthy economy to them and then they mess it up. More peolpe out of work than when they started, one of the worst deficits in history and all there rich mates richer, while the child poverty bit was a pledge by them 10 years ago and yet theres more in poverty now than when they took over. The change in the wind was signalled when the dark lord Mandy switched parties, personnaly if i was a labour supporter this would scare the cr*p out of me, hes up there with Nixon and everyone noses his aim for the power seat, not leader of the party though as it has a to short life span hes planning on running the party as head of PR, which if anyone in the party says anthing he doesn't like he simply declares to the media that it was a mistake.
The thing that should scare most people is that the current bunch of self serving politcos realise they've already lost and are now trying to screw up this country so bad it will take another 4-8 years to sort out, proven by the point that the incoming goverment has to solve child poverty? made harder by an economy on life support and jobs that just aren't there.
I feel sorry for the Queen (Queen Amidala) standing up and having to mouth the words of Mandy (Sith lord). Is Blairs or Browns son called Luke?
Beer icon cause i'm sure the poor dear need a couple of shots of brandy before speak this BS.
Don't knok the UK ID card scheme, its shown the rest of the world (apart from China and North Korea) how not to do it, a closed system where you have no control over any information that is held on you. Can't wait to see the first people up north get there cards and then try and move house or change contact numbers, i'll be interested in the costs, especially when they say its your fault the super DB is not updated and charge/fine you for that as well, not to mention function creap and trying to claw money back by selling all the info to the lowest bidder.
If your not going to play MW2 on-line i wouldn't bother, the games meh, the on-line play is very good indeed (except for party chat not being enabled on most play lists but there is a work around.)
And if your going to go rip your console apart just so you can have every game under the sun for free and then this happens, meh again.
About inventing a motorised sort of wheel based transport and patent it, if the only criteria is you have to get the patent to the patent office first i could be onto a winner. I'm aware that people are making transport like this at the moment but no-ones claiming patent rights.
Does anyone know if you have to have a working model (i'd probably call it model-t for some reason) or is a paper based design good enough.
IT Icon for El-Reg for fixing your comments problem.
Right at the end, just had to get it in there didn't you, has the form for re-claiming for a new keyboard been post on the site yet?
And according to my dad (who happens to be harder than yours ;) he says these scientist are as bad as the Nazis scientists from WW2, we'll thats what the Daily Fail told him in an article this week said.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224858/Yes-scientists-good-But-country-run-arrogant-gods-certainty-truly-hell-earth.html
Politicians making lawyers look good since 2008.
Just need a few more months for the rest of the world to stabalise (UK is the only advanced??? country still in recession) and i'm out of here quicker than an MPs expense form for there mortage.
Anyone Dutch and want to give me an IT job, i'm a nice guy never been in any trouble with the law (1 parking ticket thats it), was CRB checked many years ago when it meant something and i still feel like a criminal in my own country.
FAIL just for this country and its guberment (not all the people as a lot of them are good friends and family)
This shoudl be straight forward for any guberment, they've done wrong put them through the legal system (OK Gov.UK don't want to upset these people as they are making the technology to spie on all the sheep so don't enforce there own law), but then the EU get invovled you would think they would be trying to deal with this quickly and correctly they've had enough time?
The Home Office, which is responsible for RIPA, said: "We are firmly committed to protecting users' privacy and data." (This is just a lie as proven by every other mass survallence that this guberment is putting in place)
"We are considering the Commission's letter and will respond in due course." ((I have a funny feeling that all the other times the commission has heard this but actually recieved nothing may make them laugh (Gov.UK making us the laughing stock of the EU))
FAIL for this goverment and no i don't know if the other party will be better but after ten years of FAIL i'm willing to give them ago. NuLie-bour using your money to destroy your freedoms.
I heard on Radio 1 an interview with him and he was correct what he said, how are parents surpose to give the correct advise to there children? don't smoke cannabis because its bad mkay, but drink all you want as the guberment say its fine ever though as he points out every day a child dies from alcohol poisoning.
Melbourne has the correct thinking on this, grow a coupel of plants at home for yourself and thats it no harm done.
If your so worried about parents hanging around you could save lodsa money by just asking them to leave, if you use the word 'Please' this may help.
I'm amazed at this absolute nothing being blown out of all propotions by the council and my dark mind says the coucil sponsorded play techincians or what ever there called don't want parents seeing what there doing with there children and if i was a parent theres no way i would take my children there if i'm not allowed to make sure my kids are safe.
Oh and to the don't use it and it will shut lot, its council run , your taxes pay for it, if no children use it it'll still be there being paid for by your taxes.
Are parking meters in London diffrent to the rest of the country? as if i want to park for half an hour i pay for half an hour? how will these know how long you stayed for? oh wait they'll just charge you for the whole day even if your only there 10 minutes, genius. or do you simply wave your card when you come back?
and instead of being defrauded by angel grinders??? the fraud wil just be passed onto the credit/debt card people, then onto the consumer, simples.
I think the old saying "Money where you mouth is" should be placed into law somewhere, forcing members of parliment and the house of lords to be the first to enter there details into any form of DB or such, "Nothing to Hide, nothing to fear Mr Brown, wheres your DNA?"
Anyone now where i can buy a house that can be built under the sea, i think international waters start 25 miles off the coast and was thinking of moving.
Agree to million's of dollars to front Hole-in-a-wall 7, make the ad as rude and close to the edge as you can (or in Seth's case a normal show) and watch the ad men run a mile.
Profit!
Do you think these ad men watched the show? or just typed the word hip and trendy into a search engine (not google of course).
PH cause MS would be better spendding there money on getting here to sport a Windows 7 tattoo
Like the pirate party in Sweden(?) lets get El Reg into Guberment, as a long time poster i can be the politico in charge of facts and figures (Footie and girls).
I could attend footie during the day and making sure all the ladys of the UK don't go wanting in the evenings (all on expenses of course).
El Reg for Prime minister i say.
And this is why the current bunch of self deluded self promoting idiots in charge of Prison.Gov.UK just show there idiotic double thinking, I'VE ALREADY PAID FOR THIS WITH MY TAXES, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT AGAIN?
The worrying thing is that to actually pay for this they will have to make them compulsary.
NuLie-bour jsut accept this is a fail and scrape it, the only people that stick with plans that don't work are pig headed, idiotic, self deluded meglom....oh wait, never mind.
Who are Greenpeace and what do they do? I've never seen 'em in the news, altough i've only been reading newspaper's for the last 15 years, what do they do? I'm guessing they keep the peace between all the greenies and who has the most crazy apocalyptic idea of how MAN (its always man?) will destroy the planet.
Personnaly i think they can all sod off cause the planet will be peerfectly fine its the things on it that are in trouble.
You can't have it both ways when it comes to America and i think the worlds has decided that America = US of America.
Its like Football against Soccer (which always confuses me as only ones played using your FOOT to kick the BALL ie FOOTBALL, a re-think to the Amercian name really needs to be made, how about soft girly men in boby armour or somethin?)
(Must be Friday as i have my troll head on until i read the BOFH)
Got there before me. Personnaly i think if NuLabour are going to force though laws without reviews or any sort of common sense then Twitter should be banned by law (no i don't want to know that you just made a cup of tea).
Saying that the day they switch the Orwellian inspired interweb watching machines on every single person that has a interweb connected PC should sign up to twit and just leave a book on the keyboard, should give the whole system a power test trying to record serveal million twats(?)/twits(?) (delete as appropriate) a second.
That you get caught peeing in the street as an 18 year old and get a warning this shows up on your CRB check for the rest of your life stoppping you getting any sort of job, turning you to crime. or is my logic backwards once your a blip on this radar your screwed as you have no way of getting of it because lets be honest its always going to be in the fuzz's intrest to keep these records but the most scary is that the polce have shown time and time again that even if your proven to be innocent they'll still keep the records.
Scary stuff if you make a mistake in life.
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