* Posts by Scott 19

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Did ID card applications surge after scheme was scrapped?

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Well

There was that Commentard here who demanded we all go down to our local fuzz station and get ourselves in the DB as if we had nothing to hide we had nothing to fear and then SCREAMED he was off there and then to get his details stored.

Wonder if he's still as crazy about losing his money as he was about the rest of us commentards calling him several choice words?

Lightning bolt smites 60ft Jesus statue

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He works

The big man works in mysterious ways?

Balinese lad seduced by bovine temptress

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Tit-le

Mooo-ve along, nothing to see here.

French judiciary makes transgender boob

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Over stepping

Listen what you do in you back or front garden is your buisness and not the guber-ments.

Far East fanboi dresses iPad as Mac (Classic)

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Pint

Stylish

I tied a bow round mine, if you want to come round and photograph it for El Reg you have my blessing (although you may need a zoom lens).

Well it is Friday. I'm off down the pub.

ISA circling the drain

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Gutted

After watching High School Musical I wanted to go straight out and become a teacher until someone pointed out inner city schools where not liek this. I was gutted.

And i thought it was against parlimentary rules to use common sense?

Subscribers get $3 each in Classmates suit. How much did the lawyers make?

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Nice

Nice work if you can get it. It will not be long before Lawyers take there most hate profession on the planet title back from the bankers.

Prisoner of iTunes - the iPad file transfer horror

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1 thumb up

Thanks a big thumb up the... for you.

Shame you can't road test an iPad like a car, wnet out in a nice M3 the other day ain't got the money to buy one but its always nice to have a base point to understand such things as iPads or fast sports cars.

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Confused

I don't own any Apple products but the iPad kinda caught my attention but can someone explain to what hardware i would need to use an iPad's full range of services?

i'm guessing a Mac book or PC reading this article also does it come with WiFi or would i have to pay for a vastly expensive contract with a locked in mobile company? and is the only way for an iPad to talk to a Mac iTunes? as on my list of hated software this comes out on top. what sort of memory and devices can be used with the iPad as my music collection is quite large and i would not want to have to sync up it as i said the worst piece of software iTunes? can you transfer already paid fopr apps form your iPhone to your iPad and vice versa?

Sorry could probably find this info out on the web but i much prefer the hands on approach of a commentard as opposed to a brided journo who could be stirked off the next apple product list.

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Ignore

The employeed Apple Troll that joined today.

Bebo rave becalmed by waves

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Good bye some fun

Here comes the Daily Fail readers.

IPS spent £38m on consultancy last year

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More intesrtign

Would be who the consultants are and how they connect to who's handing out all this money, Mr Cameroon may not be popular around the gin palace if he starts blocking billions of pounds in under the table deals disguised as consultant fees, although this can only be good for us tax payers.

First port of call I'd look at is BAE, a value for money study would probably implode.

Artificial 'black hole' generator fashioned out of circuit boards

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Could be handy

Make a cloak out of it and it'll help when the husband gets home and i'm sneaking through the back garden, yes he'll see a black blob running across the garden but it sure beats a naked man.

FTC slaps down commercial keylogger firm

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Be quick

Just brought it, anyone got Megan foxes or Miss Hilton's personnel e-mail address?

Garage worker prangs £200k Ferrari

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Memorys

This reminds me of my first boy racer car a PUG 205 GTI, oh spinning it on roundabouts so i was facing on coming traffic those where the days.

Now i listen to Radio 2 and drive 5mph slower than the speed limit, althoguh i still have a large 0.5K sound system in the boot so the hill is a gentle up gradiant at the moment, although the top is insight.

And yes he'll be sacked taking a 200K car thats not yours for a spin is a no-no when it comes to work.

Norks 'have answer to humanity's greatest problem'

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Norks

I would have to judge the size of the problem against the size of the Norks before making such a statement. Miss Hilton's Norks may not fix a problem although her appreciation of IR film making might.

Identity & Passport Service in suicide bid?

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Next

They'll be reviewing s.44.

Sorry been down the pub celebrating a certain Mr Broon leaving, so my idealistic head is on. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Osborne to 'get Britain working' - except for ID contractors

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Oh the Optimism

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I give this hastily cobbeled together pair of shoes 6 months before they fall apart.

Hey i've only got half a pint left grab me another (never understood saying you had a half full glass if its not your round)

UK hot-swaps leaders - Brown out, Cameron in

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ID Cards

So come end of the week the ID cards will be scraped, not holding my breath though.

BBC nicely summarises Gordon Brown's legacy

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Missing

They are missing one thing.

DR 10,000,000,000,000

I think thats the right amount of zeros for the national debt, a thousand billion then a trillion, anyone know what comes after a Trillion as i'm guess the Lib/Lab alliance will just keep borrowing. They remind me of my sister and her store cards she just keeps getting more and more saying she'll pay it all back by 2015, i have my doubts.

City Police still using Terror Act to bother photographers

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Nothing done

And i'm going to Bet365 (can you use named brands around here) to bet that nothing is done about the police officers, funny enough the same happens with criminals they get caught, the courts let 'em off with a slap on the wrist which ain't bad so you go out and do it again, i'm guessing they think well the crims get away with it so why shouldn't we.

The film 2001 was based 100 years to early and with the way this police state is going 1985 was based 40/50 years to early.

That bloke from Ashes-toashes (if he was real) would be so proud.

Oz filmmaker to flog virgins for TV doco

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Remember

The exchange rate, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Secret forum reveals Oz firewall backroom dealing

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Paris Hilton

Seems handy

The firewall gets overloaded, the Oz guberment says we're reviewing it in the mean time taking down the internet in Oz, could this be the first guberment to ban the internet? will be intresting when it all goes boobies up.

What about information banned under this policy that is spread? they'll have to have a rapid response for something that is banned but then goes viral and of course we have http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/ seems any sight hosting Paris in revealing outfits could be hit hard as well.

This has major FAIL written all over it.

Perv scanner todger quips provoke Miami airport assault

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And another...

Great guberment idea causes more problems than it solves.

I'd like to see the figures in a few years of how many people they caught with these compared to how many people have been adusing the system.

Sharing bank PINs leaves consumers at risk

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Stupid people

I've had the same pin number for 20 years, never had a problem (Commentors curse to follow). Mines from the good old days before you could change it so its just a random number that no one will guess, althoguh 1234 doesn't seem that secure now i come to think of it.

Oz gov in confusion over net filter plans

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Ozzy Oz-born

Bloody socialist and this new interweb thing, you are only allowed access to information we have authoris(z)ed comrade.

California's 'Zero Energy House' is actually massive fossil hog

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And i bet

They got large sum's of money from Green groups/quangos to help build this zero energy house.

How you don't include gas as an energy is stupid.

Missing Soviet nuclear electrocar FOUND ON MOON

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Do you think

Now they've found this they could look for my keys? i know i put them down somewhere.

Global warming dirt-carbon peril models are wrong, say boffins

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90%

Really? Did it take long to ask ever scientist? or is that 90% just a figure pulled out your ear.

Or by the brackets comment are you just trolling?

Kent police bring obscenity charge over online chat

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As I was saying...

To a work collleague this morning the only way to escape the guberments totalitarian advances is going to sign up to go to the NASA built moonbase/Mars base. Because now they've started you got more chance of living on a diffrent planet than getting 'em to stop.

And for those that think this seems a bit over the top you do realise they are now legislating against yours/my imagination (however funny/sadistic/weird that is).

The final straw as again i was saying to him will be when they banned kids form climbing trees (although i am aware conkers are now banned).

Jobsian drones shackle gamer with 'lifetime' iPad ban

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@The spell check monkeys

Its offical you have now proved that the commentards here are offically worse than the daily fail.

US X-37B robot minishuttle: 'Secret space warplane'?

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Stange

I'm sure i've seen a documentory about these, i seem to rememebr the title of the program was Moon Raker or something?

Although the head security guy does fall in love.

Johnson: ID cards will pay for themselves

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New tach

Its new from the ivory tower lot if its cost lots of money once the projects started lets not stop it cause its a waste of money.

My logical senses tell me if you didn't start these stupid projects you'd save even more money but why worry when its the 9 to 5 lot that have to pay for it.

MP's wasting your money in ways you wouldn't get in Hollywood.

Mystic Met closed Europe with computer model

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Its a Consensus

All the models point to it and the science is settled, well apart from the UK where all our surposed science teams are showing to be a bunch of amateurs that believe in models more than fatcs.

Bulgarians cop an eyeful of Penthouse billboard filth

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Miss

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge i know what that looks like.

I've seen it before somewhere.

Eye think its quite clever though.

Facebook rejects CEOP 'panic button' demands (again)

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As many seem to think

This guy is more about the PR and keeping his ineffective job than actually doing any good because if he did what to help the children i'm sure theres a hundred more ways to go about it rather then having meetings around the world with Facebook execs every five minutes. I also thought that charities like child line who have been doing this for years would be in a better placed position, is this another quango for the boys?

Murdoch tells old media to 'stand up' to Google, Bing

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Fingers crossed

This could be the end of tabloids and the start of some sort of News product rather than the celebrity drivel thats peddled now-a-days. Who knows some sort of web site devoted to reporting news on-line aimed at specific groups of like minded people (i use that term loosely) could become in fashion.

Skewing statistics: Booze, money and sex

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Funny

How a man such as Guy Fawkes can turn from a sinner to a saint, Holywood will being doing a re-amke soon with CGI and the plot with the gun powder working.

Day dreaming at work again.

Woman finds Romanian living in shed

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Personally

I think the Guardian is 100% worse than the mail, at least the mail commentards i can label as 'don't get out much', the Guardian's are just well see above comment.

Sarah's Law review skewed by handpicked sample

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Bugger

Aliens? please put me out my misery.

Anglia defends Oxburgh's eco network ties

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The Mafia

Run a similar scheme as AGW, its called a protection racket, scare the locals into giving up large sums of cash. Does anyone know when Mr Gore will reach his target of $1 billion made from AGW? I would of thought he would retire then but then again when you have your own money tree who would give it up?

MSI tells 97,000 customers to 'Read The F***ing Manual'

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Home help

Yep my mum and sister are just the same, i tell 'em they only love me when i'm fixing there computer for the thrid time in a week.

My sister did get me a good t-shirt for xmas though, 'No i will not fix your computer'. I wear it everytime i go round there houses.

Teen's mobe loaded with X-rated smut

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Brothers

I'm guessing they'd have to throw away there battered littlewood's catalogue.

The Hurt Locker sweeps Oscars

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Me thinks you protest to much

I'm guessing your one of the over paid people i mention above?

The bloke that stands as still as a statue down my local underpass is more interesting than that 130 million dollar avatar piece of cr*p or the lets play on the american heart stings thing that one, like people have said here District 9 should of at least got a look in, Original, well made and a Non-Hollywood story line (oh wait i see the problem with it).

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Yawn

People that think there the centre of the universe, getting together and patting each other on the back for being the centre of the universe. Got to love them lovies, input to the advance of civilisation 0%.

1800 - Industrial revolution

1900 - Technological revolution

2000 - Lets hope for a social revolution where we get rid of all irrelevant people in the world, we can start with the politicians, then the bankers, finances and lawyers and finally the entertainers. Just leaving the hard working people of the world to finally get the money they deserve from globalisation.

Ouch!!! don't pinch me now you've woken me up and i was having such a lovely dream.

Hull Daily Mail pulls porncoder comments

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Quick

Someone point out to the editor of the HDM the El Reg story maybe we can get another FoTW from him after the excellent rant from tha NASA engineer.

I'm sure the 'Think of the Children' law made up by daily rags will be trotted out as the reason behind this shameful attempt at (Sorry i can't use the word journalism for this stroy, whats the corect word for a hack story like this, ah i know) Jeremy Karl (think thats wrong) reporting.

NASA flying car engineer shoots down Reg coverage

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I'm always amazed

At the crazy ways people can spend hard earned taxes. 'My helicopter without a decent seat is excellent and you just don't get it so shut up' and this guy gets paid for this.

Man of God backs Beverley porncoder

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@e-mouse

Proof or it didn't happen.

Hull Daily Mail exposes depraved local porncoder

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Some Hack

Got caught at work looking at porn and had to think on his feet and this non-story is the result, should of just said he clicked a link in an e-mail like i do oh wait, secrets out.

Global warming may be normal at this point in glacial cycle

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Lol

Humans think there so important, when compared with the universe there a fart in a hurricane.

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