* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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Apple debuts Safari 5 for Mac and Windows

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OK, I'm baffled

What I like about the Mac is that it can go long times before it needs a reboot, but what baffles me is that it too sometimes wants a reboot for, well, weird reasons.

I had a reboot "diktat" when installing a Logitech Blackfield mouse (the Apple mice just don't work for me - too low), and this Safari update wants one too. I'm glad it's not every other hour as (still) with Windows but Safari must be grabbing the OS pretty deep if this needs a restart..

Enfin, I'll take it for a spin. Let's see what it's like..

Ballmer says Windows will shame iPad

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Outlook, yes, Office, no longer

Come to think about it, Outlook is pretty much the only solution out there that integrates calendar, email and task management really well - but even there the never ending "featurism" has pretty much neutered the program as its functionality is now buried under layers and layers of crap "make it look good" UI gloss which do nothing to make it work better.

As for Office, the rot set in when Sun bought released OpenOffice in the wild, but I have also worked with iWorks over the last few days. It's quite an eye opener to find that you can be productive again - especially Powerpoint is worlds most dangerous time waster (not just in creation, but also in how it enables extremely bad presentation habits).

I switched only a week ago, but I have yet to find a reason to use the Windows VM or even MS Office. That is impressive IMHO..

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Bye bye MS

Every interview with Balmer seems to be about "we *will* be doing something better".

It tells me that Microsoft is slowly bleeding to death. Sure, it takes a long time because it's a big beast of a company, but it is bleeding nevertheless. Ballmer doesn't have what it takes to lead the company: vision. Sure, he has the lack of ethics and disrespect for law and end users any MS exec requires to reach the top, but he lacks that one key quality you need as CEO: vision.

All you get from Ballmer is "tomorrow we'll be better than X, Y and/or Z", but there is absolutely nothing new. Nothing. Nothing that delivers innovation (other than new ways to animate a desktop and waste more and more computing power), nothing that actually delivers customer benefit. Nothing that a customer WANTS, only what MS has to ram down the throats of the gullible by means of marketing, bribes and plain breaking of rules with total and absolute disregards of the consequences (the ISO standard being a sterling example).

Even at the most basic level, MS Office, innovation just isn't there. They nuked usability with the ribbon, so I guess the next version will remove it again and then claim improved productivity (ignoring the time to need to spend digging for where the &%&* they stuck all the functions you need this time). I have just been playing with iWorks, and even the most basic functions in Keynote are so effective I don't think the copy of Powerpoint on my machine will get much work.

MS confuses features and functionality with usability. And in that aspect, Apple gets it right, partly because it handles the whole chain to the end user, hardware and software - using that to leverage itself into the mobile phone revenue stream, something that nobody else has ever managed.

As long as MS does me-too they will be continue to slowly sink. Until, like a substantial part of the US beaches, it too will be covered in a thick, suffocating coating of oil.

Ballmer only continues what has crap about Gates. Which is exactly the part the company needs to lose, ergo Ballmer is very much the wrong man for the job. All IMHO, of course.

Microsoft pulls plug on search bribery machine

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Try Googlesharing

If Google ID is a problem for you, plenty of ways to isolate you from the logfiles at Google..

The fact is that Google has indeed done a killer job on searching, which is what brings them their traffic. Once upon a time it was Altavista (must go and look at it again), now it's Google, and someone gets clever it may change again.

Steve Jobs – Apple's not business, it's personal

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Not quite

Apple has enabled facilities that go beyond what is normally accessible, and the only thing Apple should kick itself for is that they didn't seal those features better behind a user preference.

However, it *is* sometimes useful to give your location or other data as long as it remains your choice, that's the whole idea of privacy. What happened here was that someone did not follow the rules. Bad on Apple for not spotting that earlier, bad on Flurry for ignoring what they were clearly told.

And, legally, bad on Flurry alone. In Europe and the UK this would be a privacy violation.

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I think they have succession plans..

It would be extremely silly if they didn't. However, the problem with succession is when to trigger it, because the markets will always draw a conclusion one way or the other, and Apple is at present a one-man controlled company, like MS was.

It depends on how well Jobs chooses his successor, and how he brings he or she into the limelight - not easy. If he finds someone with the same drive and principles it would be a good idea to pick up the stock while it dips. However, the wrong choice will turn the company slowly into an also-ran, a bit like MS has lost the last vestiges of drive. You don't just need someone with drive and (in the case of MS) an ability to BS, you also need someone with genuine vision - innovation isn't easy if the boss doesn't see it..

Microsoft's Ballmer and Ozzie tag-team on mediocrity

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I agree, but is it gravitas?

I'm not sure it's just gravitas. The missing two ingredients are the ability to shape a vision and to inspire others towards it. Ballmer has always been second class. He can only FOLLOW a script (with some effort), he cannot write it.

Personally, I see Ballmer's performance as the best evidence that Gates is indeed no longer influencing the company (having said that, Gates was seriously flagging too, he's had his day).

As for how much MS means - I realised today that setting up a Windows VM was a complete waste of time. I don't need it at all :-).

Google blames Wi-Fi snooping on rogue engineer

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You're forgetting something

Asking Google to destroy the data would be destroying evidence.

I'm astonished, nay, disappointed that the Information Commissioner contended himself with a weak slap on the wrist unless the dossier is handed over to the police.

You see, whatever the excuse is really doesn't matter - Google has committed in many countries a criminal offense by recording information that wasn't theirs to access. In the UK this ought to be result in criminal prosecution as well under the Computer Misuse Act.

It cannot be acceptable that some poor schlob gets convicted for using a WiFi network from a pub whereas a mass violation like Google's is left unaddressed.

The gathered information is this evidence - this is also why Google itself had to seek advice. If they had deleted it themselves it could be construed as destroying evidence.

As a slight aside, although the "reason why" doesn't actually matter it ought to be observed that the story keeps changing. In my experience this is symptomatic of executives properly caught with their pants down...

Zuckerberg sweats privacy criticism

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"public nudity clown" tuesday

"I remember significantly less workplaces having "public nudity clown" tuesday as corporate policy."

Ah, so there IS something for Zuckerberg to aspire to..

Watchdog backs Google antitrust complaint with (more) data

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Monopoly

You don't seem to understand what the word "monopoly" means. It doesn't mean "no way out", it means having more ability to manipulate a market than can be reasonably expected under perfect competition (look it up). The term shows up when a company abuses its weight to sway the market, and that's what Google is doing.

What I find interesting is that Google seems to think it needs to do this. It's ahead with most of what it does, and it could easily go for a slightly more relaxed approach which wouldn't cost it so much in terms of image and lawsuits, but I guess that's not the Google way..

Microsoft picks over Google's Windows exit strategy

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Umm, no. Not true.

"The security risk to ANY OS is directly proportional to market share (ubiquity)"

I think you forgot to add ".. and system design". The reason MS has such a massive problem is that the OS wasn't built from the ground up for process and user separation, they only started working on that since about Win NT 4. The "others" share the Unix heritage of default user and process segregation, so don't have to start from scratch.

Sure, other OS can suffer malware - no OS will ever fix a room temperature user IQ - but it's much harder to hose the box by accident, even if it's fresh out of the box*. I'm writing this from a Windows desktop, left is the new Macbook Pro, on my right is a laptop with OpenSuSE and virtual box to run suspect Windows files, so I'm fairly familiar with most platforms..

(*) Amusing fact: just bought a Macbook, and guess what was the first thing it did? Patching -- and asking for a reboot..

Blunkett threatens to sue for £30 ID card refund

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That gold again

"Unless you worked at the Treasury N2, you will not be aware of all the factors that were considered before gold and currency reserves get sold. Presumably those decisions will be the right ones given the information available AT THAT TIME. It's also very likely that the civil servants and master of the universe bankers recommend these sales or approved them"

You are assuming they did that in the interest of the country, but there is only one solution - GET IT PUBLIC. Practically anyone with a functional brain advised against it at the time, so it would be worth knowing WTF drove them to be this stupid. It's not like they left the UK with a pile of money now they have been thrown out.

Until that time I concur with the people who stated at the time that it was a VERY, VERY bad idea. It still is just that, with hindsight.

BP pwned by Twitter pranksters

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Bit too early to tell..

1 - Pardon the pun, but this has been a positive fountain of crap, not just of oil. Regulators didn't, questionable quality concrete, shortcuts in safety measures - if you add it all up it would amount to spend the profit of at most 2 days worth of production.

2 - BP paying it all? Sure, it would be folly to state anything else, but I want to see that happen before I believe it. BTW, if you think *BP* will be paying you're actually wrong anyway. You and I will, every time we fuel up. This will make the oil crisis look like a walk on the park.

But I must compliment you for the nice attempt. Did thy get you from downstream PR?

Facebook unveils simpler privacy controls to spur sharing

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Oh yeah - we believe Zuckerberg..

Oh puhleeze..

"Zuckerberg restated his previous admission that errors were made with previous privacy changes. He repeatedly said that he wanted to encourage people to share more information but said this wasn't because it suited Facebook's commercial interests."

Yeah, sure. New Labour's Gordon Brown only sold the UK gold reserves because it was in the nation's interest. FB has been caught with its pants down so often it is amazing the company is allowed to operate anywhere near a nation with working privacy laws. AFAIK, privacy violating options (known as "sharing") must default to safe - choosing to share must be an EXPLICIT decision, not an implicit one.

The only thing that drives Zuckerberg is to keep the cash coming in, because he's heading for a major lawsuit by those he stole the idea from, so to have the thing collapse beforehand is making him nervous.

I must applaud Ed Felten for his term, because it captures the prevailing attitude to user privacy perfectly. "Privacy theater" - brilliant. Hello Google - take note.

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WTF?

"Bugs"? Sure..

If your bank made a series of "mistakes" that all benefited the bank but never you, would you still believe their alleged "incompetence" or would you small a very big rat? Ah, sorry, you best give them a call then.

I can accept a mistake. Maybe two. But 50? Sorry, even if you're very pretty or called Sarah Bee (those may not be mutually exclusive, but I've never seen as her) I won't buy that one, especially if the same CEO has previously made statements that made it perfectly clear what he thinks about other people's rights.

Best Buy tech finds 'child abuse' wallpaper on broken PC

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It's not tampering

It is incorrect to call the efforts of the tech "tampering". Tampering is *deliberately* affecting evidence, but the tech didn't start out with teh expectation of finding child porn, and when he found it I think he was legally obliged to stop and report (even as a decent CYA exercise).

It will be interesting to see how this pans out, because I'm not sure the evidence stands up (apologies for the unintentional pun). There is indeed a 3rd party access to the system (bonus question: how do we know the Best Buy environment is virus free?). What could happen is house searches - if this guy has been entertaining himself in this fashion for some time there will be other things around, and at that point I hope they find enough to lock him up.

Keep an eye on this one - it isn't over yet..

'Lost' iPhone 4G brouhaha: Jobs gets on the job

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welcome to the Real World (tm)

"LOST does NOT mean stolen so whoever the 'tard is that says its handling stolen goods is a tosser."

No, he is correct. It is also a UK crime (AFAIK), but if you don't get caught there's not much that can be done. However, if you go and tell everyone I suggest you start packing pyjama's and toothbrush as you will soon be visited by the nice boys in blue. If you're a Brazilian electrician I suggest you add a bulletproof vest to the assembly and avoid travelling by tube.

The main reason nobody feels sorry for Chen and Hogan is the deplorable way they behaved. Even if they decided to take pictures they could have still tried to get it back to the original engineer, and not mention his name. Disclosing who it was was unnecessary and could have gotten the guy fired (I'm still surprised he wasn't).

In general they could have left a lot of information out about where they got it from, which is what you do if you're serious about protecting your sources, even if they're unwittingly your sources - the phone itself was credible enough.

Instead, they more or less pissed on the poor guy who made the mistake that gave them their precious hits and exposed themselves as the idiots they are. I expect Hogan's charitable expression to feature prominently in court.

If I was Gray Powell I'd send both of them a big tube of lube the moment they're locked up, with a little tag "Because you're worth it.." :-)

Boffins warn on car computer security risk

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Auto door locking

"But what's this about auto-locking doors when the car moves? How insane is that?"

The most benign reason for auto-lock is preventing theft: someone opening the door and taking your jacket or the driver's handbag while you're waiting for the lights to change. I think it's also a mandatory facility if you're rich or famous enough to require Kidnap & Ransom (K&R) insurance.

And it stops the kids from falling out if you forgot to engage the child locks..

Google: Street View spycars did slurp your Wi-Fi

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I disagree

What Google has done is the equivalent of someone walking up with the Streetview car and trying all the door handles, entering where they found the door open and taking the letters on the doormat.

You should NOT have to defend your network from a foreign company. They have no business accessing a network that isn't theirs without permission, full stop. The why and how are immaterial. As far as I know they are toast in the UK as it amounts to a clear breach of the Computer Misuse Act. There are no excuses, and "oops" isn't going to cut it either.

Furthermore, the fact that they came out with such a pathetic excuse is to me more evidence that they were caught with their pants down - this was no accident. You need quite a mistake to "forget" both the mobile AND the back end storage component of such surveillance.

Simply put, if you still believe the "no evil" bit you need your head examined. I just want to know when Facebook and Google finally merge so I can avoid both in one go.

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It does

It encrypts all the traffic - your "access" is effectively the ability to read the traffic. Anyone can see the transmissions, but only those with the password can make sense of it.

Having said that, seeing enough traffic means you can deduct the password, takes a couple of days on your average WiFi.

You're missing the point, though. Google has no business accessing your network, full stop. Encrypted or not, without permission they should not access your Wifi network. Leaving your front door open is still not an open invite to steal bits from your house, however much it is taken as such..

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US law enforcement in action - or not

Google is "saying it's an accident and that may be a good enough excuse to get them out of the wiretap liability,"

I really have trouble buying the "accidental" here (and the fact that that is enough to avoid criminal investigation). You're sending cars all over the planet and collect huge data volumes and this remains unnoticed? Let's start earlier - I don't buy an "accidental" inclusion of such code either.

Exactly how hard is it to spot "#include ECHELON_ng" in a code review?

I call BS - as another poster commented, their only problem was that they were caught out. Exactly how much sponsorship do they get from the NSA?

Facebook convenes privacy 'crisis' meeting

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Hahahahaaa - and you believe this?

If I recall correctly, FB will hang on to your deleted data in much the same way as Google, but for much longer. Once it's out it's out, you cannot "undo" this.

Your only option is never to provide anything you might want to delete later, and that's where your problem starts: what looks like a good, useful idea now may not work with what you do later.

Ergo a default stance of just being very, very careful.. If your social life depends on FB you may want to find a life first..

EU privacy watchdogs say Facebook changes 'unacceptable'

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Ah, that explains the emergency meeting

The privacy violations now threaten to cost money, at which point it becomes interesting to pay attention.

Yes, that's sarcasm. Live with it.

Airport plods seize man with electric vibro-pleasure shoes

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Just the occasional 'invasive' procedure

Isn't that called the Mile High club?

Yup, the dirty Mac, thanks.

Report reams IT admins for secretly snapping student pics

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WTF?

No nudity??

Hang on, this is a teenager. I find that somewhat hard to believe. Is he on Valium?

Lost mental hospital memory stick had health records

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Exactly my thoughts

It must have been one of those computer explosions you see in movies with bits flying everywhere. I've only ever seen this happen in real life, and it involved an A/D card which was accidentally wired to a fresh 550V generator output instead of the 30mA measuring loop it was meant to see.

Other than that, life with failing PCs has been pretty boring..

Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx: A (free) Mactastic experience

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Kubuntu 10.04 - anyone?

What annoys me about Ubuntu is the total focus on Gnome, generating a second best cousin called Kubuntu which never quite reaches a finished state - you keep having the feeling that KDE was something Canonical would really like to go away.

Has anyone tried it so far? I've had a quick go using virtual box but that hung on reboot, where Ubuntu just worked, including the Virtual Box support files.

My aim is to get a Linux base platform and then vbox Windows XP for the Microsoft bits I still haven't managed to get rid of (ironically, that includes an application called iTunes).

Sony sued for dropping Linux from PS3

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It's the principle

You took a purchase decision based on a feature set. Maybe yours didn't include "other OS", but mine did, and not only that, I put the time in to make that work.

Now I find a classic double glazed selling is going on: I didn't get a system as described, only they delayed that change until after the time I could go after them under the original contract laws. There should be no way ANYONE finds that acceptable, because you're setting a very dangerous precedent. I buy goods because they have a feature set I want - if that set of capabilities can be changed after purchase I consider that deception, vandalism and possibly theft and will act on it as such.

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Cool, thanks

That's good evidence gathering, because the "what's next" question is interesting. Taken to extremes, it would be entirely legal to kill of the ability to play games, and play bluray as well, leaving it just a very expensive room heater..

Apple rejects crazy canuck's seal bludgeon game

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Unless, of course, ..

.. you use an iClub. Coming to a shop near you shortly.

The sealskin one, thanks..

Beijing security know-how rules irk suppliers

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So, no difference there then other than time..

Umm, pot, kettle, I quote Doctorow here:

he USA was a pirate nation for the first 100 years of its existence, ripping off the patents and trademarks of the imperial European powers it had liberated itself from with blood. By keeping their GDP at home, the US revolutionaries were able to bootstrap their nation into an industrial powerhouse. Now, it seems, their descendants are bent on ensuring that no other country can pull the same trick off.

– Cory Doctorow

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Kerckhoffs' principle

A secure system should not be breakable by disclosure of how it works. That is, of course, never 100% possible, but I think it's perfectly understandable that China wants to do their own check for backdoors, I wouldn't put it past the NSA to try and sneak some creative stuff in.

This means that there is no other route than to slam the door on those not willing to disclose..

No penis pumping for Papuan plod

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Nah..

.. you're not young enough.

The cassock, thanks..

Jobsian drones shackle gamer with 'lifetime' iPad ban

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Damn..

.. so you won't buy the ones with wings? It even has cute ads, honestly..

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They're not A4

Think about it - it's a product developed by a US company. They couldn't possibly use any other format than "Letter"..

Cops raid Gizmodo editor in pursuit of iPhone 4G 'felony'

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Happy

now, what would happen..

.. if I stole the found property off the finder? It's not his, so it's not really theft, and I didn't find it, so it's not holding on to found property :-).

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Umm, not yet..

.. his actions may be a crime, but he isn't a criminal until a judge says so. IANAL, but this could mean that you've just libelled him and he could come after you for defamation, which I would find entertainingly ironic.

Yes, he's an idiot and since he published the name of the chap who lost it he's not in my good books either and he'd probably deserves a fine but he bought *found* goods, not *stolen* goods, there is a distinction.

Now take your medicine.

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Heh..

.. he has now ..

(evil grin)

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Well, he did have that one coming

Retrieve 4G phone - check

Stiff, loud talk with ex birthday boy with hangover, no Alka Seltzers allowed - check

Getting journalist in deep sh*t - check

Steve Job's revenge list? There's an app for that...

Ten free apps to install on every new PC

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However..

.. if you ever work on complex documents and Word borks on it to the point of simply crashing, OOo will save the day (and your doc). Open and save in OOo, and the crashing goes.

Don't know how it does it, but I have been using that trick since OOo 1.2 or so, it has saved me + formed colleagues an absolute *ton* of work.

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Another goodie: Fences, from Stardock

If you have a large desktop with a bit too much on it, there are two ways of dealing with, create a heap of folders or install "fences". Users old enough to remember Windows 3.11 may find the idea remarkably familiar.

http://www.stardock.com/products/Fences/ - worth a look.

One caveat: if your desktop is suddenly completely blank, you have accidentally double-clicked it - Fences has a "hide" function which is by default enabled..

Reverse-engineering artist busts face detection tech

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We need a different type of make-up

OK, we have the technique - now it is time to find make-up that doesn't show in daylight, but which will trigger the much higher IR sensitivity of a camera CCD.

(and you can try using it on your car license plates as well).

Anyone? Hello?

Android on an iPhone? There's an app for that

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That's not where they make their money..

"You still have to buy an iPhone"

True, but that's not where Apple makes the real $$$. They make their money from taking a slice of *everything* around it - your calls, your bandwidth, the music you buy, apps, Google use - everything. If they could bill you for breathing near the phone they would, but there's no App for that yet. Coming soon: every bit of news you get and the books you read, coutresy of the iPaid, sorry, IPad. This fits perfectly into Jobs' obsession with control - even Gates never dared to venture where Jobs has no problem treading.

To run a different OS on the iPhone is thus a worse act of blasphemy than jail breaking it - this is not just filing through the bars, this is ripping a complete wall out of the prison and putting up signs everywhere for other prisoners to make use of it, provided they get this stable (and they will, I think). It also allows Google to completely outmanoeuvre Apple for revenue - they can sell music too, without Apple getting a dime/penny/cent, and sell ads without having to part with a percentage for using the iPhone as a platform.

I honestly cannot see Jobs even sleep before the developers have come up with a new iPhone OS release to fight this off. I'll be very surprised if this takes more than, say, a couple of weeks.

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Well, obviously..

.. an App for that would never quite make it past Apple :-)

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Love it - expect an iPhone OS update soon

If Apple doesn't like a jail broken phone, it most certainly isn't going to like one with a complete OS..

Amazing work!

Official airport iPhone app prompts privacy fears

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Might be illegal

I think it may be illegal to collect personal data without a hint what for - and especially if there is no obvious need for it at all. I'd call the Information Commissioner's helpline and get an opinion..

Official: Apple iPhone is a chick magnet

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No, no, no

(*)

We're not wanking, just shaking the iPhone to shuffle tunes. That's my excuse and I'll "stick" to it.

The one with the tissues please

(*) Yes, I said I couldn't be bothered to comment. I lied. So?

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Even better - dual boot Android..

It's already in alpha - that's mature enough for some :-)

I rather like the idea of a dual boot phone, it means I can annoy both Android and iPhone users at once. Oh, and Steve Jobs, he must be throwing an absolute fit if he already gets upset at a simple jail broken phone..

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Or the reverse

I have an iPhone, but I can't be bothered to comment..

Amazon sues US state on customers' privacy

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Artificial limit

It's kept that short to avoid getting sued for causing Repetitive Stain Injury ..

The one with the tissues, thanks.