* Posts by Fred Flintstone

3110 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jun 2009

'Lion' Apple Mac OS X 10.7: Sneak Preview

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I can beat that one, I think..

Still have a couple of Psion Organiser II's around, complete with peripherals and software libraries. Must dig up a few 9v batteries..

As for hardcore, Im saddened to see that in Windows 7 EDLIN has finally been left out from command line, but that's for pussies anyway. Real men use "copy con someprogram.exe" :-).

Joking aside, I'm not stating that I have anything against new stuff (hardware or software), I just seem to have more and more problems with the seeming waste of resources we're required to accept. I'm not a fan of anything other than usefulness. I have an iPhone because I have use for it, and I bought a MacBook for research, and it proved to be so much better that I ditched everything I had on Windows, leaving a WinXP and an OpenSUSE partition in Parallels.

The promise is always faster and more efficient, yet I see that never delivered. Well, switching to Mac made that come closer, but there too waiting is required - hence my desire to rebuild from scratch when OSX 10.7 is here. I want SPEED, and not the snorty stuff. Hence my aim to slap an SSD into the Mac in a few months (first need to do some Filevault testing).

So there. Old is good, and new isn't always automatically better :-).

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Office 2008 for Mac doesn't have the ribbon - thankfully

I'm so glad I bought Office 2008, because right after that MS Office became infested with the ribbon. So, upgraders with Office 2008 will still be safe for a while.

Maybe worth noting I don't use it much - most of my work is in OpenOffice or any of its derivative as it gives me document fidelity across any platform I care to use (provided I keep the fonts the same) - and it doesn't do such INCREDIBLY stupid things as change spreadsheet function names when you change language. My UK English spreadsheets work just fine on a German copy.

Waiting for upgrade - backup already done..

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Actually, no

I can't actually see why we MUST drop older computers. It's exactly the "must always update" approach that is filling landfills. A further issue is that whenever we get better hardware, software quickly catches up to remove all those extra cycles, usually for crap you don't need.

I'm pretty sure that if I could use a platform working 10 years ago it would absolutely fly on today's hardware and honestly not lose that much in the way of functionality. But hey, that wouldn't make anyone money except the actual owner..

As for keeping apps open whilst upgrading an OS, you must be a complete moron to do so but I agree that it can happen because Apple makes it "easy" which will lure the average user into a false sense of security. To do a proper point upgrade you'd do a restart, make a full bare metal backup, then let lose whatever update process exists.

Personally I hope there will be disks somewhere as I want to take this opportunity to do a completely new install..

Draw and fold working circuitry with the silver-ink pen

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You might need a finer tip then

Given the pin spacing of your average SMD packaged processor you won't get far with a 2 mm thick tip..

Mastercard blitzed again in further DDoS attack

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FAIL

Pathetic - on both sides

Wikileaks should distance itself from idiot wannabee vigilantes. For Mastercard, as long as the website doesn't contain any critical data it's at best just annoying. As for the "hackers" - wow, really constructive use of *cough* talent..

Hackers pierce network with jerry-rigged mouse

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Actually..

.. you could kick off terminal from a USB keyboard (cmd+space "terminal" Enter) and type in enough data to load whatever is on the stick - just give it a usable drive name. From there you can launch the classic popup "The adobe reader needs updating" which the user is used to anyway (good argument to avoid it like the plague).

In other words, there is enough grip on the system to lure the average end user into entering their password, at which point all bets are off.

That is, if I considered this attack likely. I may be wrong, but I can't see that being used much. The risk of discovery is too great (IMHO, of course).

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Actually, the full sequence is:

1 - Measure with a micrometer

2 - Mark with chalk

3 - Cut with an axe

4 - It it doesn't fit, use a larger hammer

5 - If it breaks it needed replacing anyway

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Impact vs probability

Calm down a bit. If it is a *targeted* attack this is a good idea, but there is FAR too much work involved to make this a volume attack. There are quite a few risks associated with this approach too for the perpetrator.

Will people plug in such a mouse? Yes, with a probability about equal to the percentage of people poking their nose whilst driving. However, in a large organisation the chances of hitting someone with valuable data are roughly equal to the chance that the car airbag will go off during the above nose poking causing an instant second knuckle depth digit ingress of the nasal cavity.

So it's a risk, but it's not going to keep me awake much.

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You're wasting time

Security through obscurity is just as useless as engaging in the standard technology war.

It's more interesting if you can detect an event and then pollute the dataset it transmits - from what I've seen so far, most of the sophistication tends to lie in the trojans, not in the back end (that's also why they get hacked so quickly, which I find amusingly ironic.

Pollution isn't just fun, it also devalues the data and so damages the financial basis on which these people operate - you cause a strategic hit on root causes instead of fighting a tactical battle with symptoms.

Strategic approaches are much more entertaining and effective.

Gambling companies must be extra careful with personal data

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Gambling <=> Gaming?

Am I the only one to note that they use too many characters in describing Sony? AFAIK, Sony was never involved in gambling (well other than taking stupid business decisions, but that's not regulated that way). Methinks there is a "bl" too much, unless I really need more coffee before I read things..

Facebook fever prices social network at $70bn

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One born every minute..

.. enough said. Given the following I suspect buying any US asset may be a game of chance: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-13906274 ..

German chemical giant depending on biscuit-based security

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Actually, the Motorola RAZR has the same "feature"

Yup - more phones out there. Switching it "off" is simply not as good as not having the phone in the room at all.

Apple strangleholds worldwide battery output

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This find is special..

The interesting thing about this find is that it is actually on a site near a location where originally iron ore was mined. This means that infrastructure is there already, and it's anyway in a very accessible place which drives down mining costs (you still have to do chemical extraction). It's not in some remote, lawless place without any infrastructure..

I find it fascinating to watch this work out..

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The problem is the raw materials

There is actually an almighty battle going on around a Canadian company which has made the biggest find in the heavy rare earth metals required for making batteries and i sheading for exploitation. Everyone + dog is trying to make sure the Chinese don't gain control over it..

Mac OS X 10.6.8 hails from Paleolithic era

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Thank you for the first *useful* comment..

My problem with Lion-via-AppStore was exactly that: recovery. If you have a downed hard disk you otherwise end up with a chicken and egg problem of needing a system to install a system, and I had not seen any message how that was addressed. I thus hope you're right - how did you know?

Google bypasses admin controls with latest Chrome IE

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FAIL

Please queue up in an orderly line..

.. to defend what Google is doing here, because I'm interested in which twists ye will turneth to sweet talk this one.

The who reason IT puts control into a network is to assure a safe and secure working environment, which unfortunately gets in the way of the Great Google Global Data Collection (tm) , that's G3DC for those that like acronyms. So the security of a corporate network obviously had to go.

Just when you thought that Microsoft couldn't possibly stop sinking, there is hope at last (not sure I'm happy with that, but that's a separate discussion) - Bing sure is going to get more attention now..

.. or even Baidu..

Idiots.

Vintage Psion prototype: Yours for £85,000

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I rather liked the Clie FX..

I've had every Psion device going including the 5MX, but the whole stylus thing didn't work for me - the 3 was IMHO more fun (also because you could actually replace the batteries).

However, from a PDA perspective I personally think the Sony Clie NX70 was the best PDA I ever had, other than that it didn't have the flatfile database ability of the Psion kit. Oh, and a programming language you could entertain yourself with whilst on a train or something.. There the stylus did work - I hardly ever used the keyboard.. I think that's a personal preference thing, though. The Organiser was actually quite good as a PDA, I know someone who has been using one until about 2002 when the poor thing eventually died..

BTW, anyone who has coded 16k programs on a device with a 4x20 character display has had sufficient training to follow the film "Inception" without any problems whatsoever :-)

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Actually, I still have a few Organiser ][ LZ64s. Anyone?

I have a truckload of Org II stuff that actually works as well, including two 256k flashpacks.

Must throw that on eBay one day - t's not a bad time to clean out the cupboards..

Acrobatic US driver in 85mph back-seat drunk sex prang

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Coat

The big question is of course..

. if he was wearing protection..

Tadum tidum ..

World+dog yawn over NFC smartphone shopping

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Avoid NFC..

.. please do. The elephant in the room is that NFC cards are only readable so close to a reader because the transceiver in the reader is rubbish. If you use a good transceiver and a decent aerial you can read these cards comfortably from more than 10 meters away.

Not my idea of a safe approach to payment, especially since the amounts are capped at a level that most people will skip when looking for abuse on their bill.

As a matter of fact, that cap should have told you immediately that something smelly was hiding in the cupboard: have you *ever* heard of a credit card company voluntarily limiting its ability to get you into more debt? Exactly...

Help! My Exchange server just rebooted

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In that context, the Leopard server is interesting

I find it interesting that really NOBODY has spotted the threat to Microsoft from the new Leopard server.. The principal problem for Microsoft sufferers has been the integrated service offered by Exchange of mail, contacts and calendaring with the only alternatives small setups under Linux (OpenExchange - which is only "open" until you need it to do serious work, Kerio and others) which mainly pretended to be Exchange.

Apple's forthcoming offer seems to be focused on using Open Standards but is presently seriously let down by the lack of any server platform - you'd have to VM this (in principle create a Hackingtosh) to invest any confidence in it. But give it time - it's IMHO not a bad idea to let the code loose on small shops which just use one Mac to run this on the side before they work out a way to mount this on a big iron.

The whole groupware arena is ready for a new player, MS has milked that cow long enough..

All just IMHO, of course. I use a Linux based groupware solution for this, but I'm always interested in something new to test..

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Applause, applause

"Even my home win2k8 environment is all on UPS"

Ditto here (well, OK, it's OSX, Linux and WinXP, but the same principle applies).

I started doing this when I was merging a gazillion backups made over the year onto a 2TB working drive (no time to set up a NAS yet) - I realised an outage would not affect my laptop, but the data on the external drives I was working with would be toast. And then I just left the UPS in place..

Refusal to unveil scuppers French refusal-to-unveil trial

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I'm so glad..

.. that there are many dictionaries and websites have explanations about what human rights are - go read them.

Ten thousand OLEDs unite in live Earth replica

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Moonies?

Umm, I may be short of a few beers, but if I recall correctly we call Martians because they live on what we call Mars. Ergo someone on the moon (well, "residents") would probably be called Moonies or something (Moonians doesn't sound half as much fun).

Having said that, maybe El Reg knows a lot more than they let on, and know already that the Martians have landed on the Moon and have staged a coup. Or a really, really wicked party.

Anyone seen my meds?

MoD plans 'name and shame' crackdown on crap projects

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Don't open that can of worms..

You have to scrape off a rather thick layer of muck if you want to go there.

First off, the Gov doesn't pay so well, so peanuts only get you monkeys. Said monkeys then happily pay consultancies to bring in the knowledge. As soon as anyone inside gets too smart, they are bought out by - yes - the consultancy because internal knowledge is dangerous to the money milking scoundrels. And so the cycle is kept intact of paying roughly 2x as much for staff as what it would cost if they just paid people properly. But hey, that would actually make sense - can't have that..

Causality is something politicians don't really understand.. Press coverage, yes, but causality ... hmmm ... no.

Careless tweets cost lives, warns MoD

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No, you need to be aware of your responsibilities..

I worked at MoD sites, and the kind of chatter you can pick up by having breakfast in the nearby hotels is scandalous. All the external consultants talk about their work like the Official Secrets Act doesn't exist - which shows they aren't worth their clearance.

If you work with any kind of protected information, health records, personal information bank records, government information, whatever, you MUST be aware of the appropriate discretion or you should not be doing the work. Even if your personal life is itemised by the minute on twitter, the information you are handling at work isn't yours, and you should pay that information the trust it requires and deserves.

On the flip side, this also means you can DEMAND that care with your information when you hand it off. The moment you accept lower standards, those will become the new standards..

Commons hit by rash of laptop thefts

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We need new metrics!!!

What is the going ratio of laptops to duck houses? As far as I can see it was £1645, it's 1:1 for a Macbook, about 2:1 for iPads, and give or take 4:1 for laptops (on the assumption that nobody in their right mind would give them anything more powerful to ruin/lose/steal).

I propose that from now on we will measure any UK government matters in duck house equivalents, or DHEs. We could also use TSEs (toilet seat equivalents), but the value of that varies too much - it sort of floats in a different way. Or is in close proximity to things that float -- aargh, sorry to leave with with that image.

Anyway, DHEs anyone? El Reg? Can we add that to the official metrics?

Personally, I think El Reg needs a permanent front page link to these metrics, and their iPhone App should have a conversion facility built in or at least a link..

Facebook hurls insults, punctuation at growth slump report

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You may be right - and it may have started already

The Huffington Post reported (well, proxied as usual) a report about American Rag who now have ass-cams in their dressing room (no, honestly, I think they even trademarked this). The idea is that customers can check out their rear ends when they buy jeans so they can check if it looks reasonable (I hesitate to use the term "good" in this context).

Add that shape recognition to facial recognition, and you will get auto-twitters which report which stuff you're buying - with pics from the dress room.

And no, I'm not buying the "closed circuit" claim. Not if it's been built by anyone male 8)

Metro Bank in schoolboy email error snafu

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Correction..

I think what's worse is that their MANAGEMENT is so windows centric they thought that the recall button would work.

There, fixed that for you..

European Council: Creating hacking tools should be criminal across EU

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Not a chance..

Not a chance that it gets canned this time IMHO - too much money involved.

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FAIL

Yup, definitely.

By that same logic we will forthwith ban the sale of cars as well, as they can be used in ram raids.

Would everyone in any sort of club with an "EU" label first make sure their expenses and budget passes muster? Otherwise I don't know if this is a law written for, by or against criminals - I'm getting all confused..

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Nope..

..as far as I know they tend to be involved in Denial of Service..

The greasy flasher Mac, thanks.

Mole: iPhone 5 in testing now, on sale in September

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I may buy one .. after a few months

I'm quite happy to wait a few months for others to get the bugs out, you know, trivial stuff like antennas not really working.. After that I may think about it if there is enough argument to ditch my 3GS. However, if it's full of cloud BS it's basically too much like Android (everything you do monitored), in that case they can keep it..

I like Apple kit, but it has to fit in with what I do. "Everyone else has one" is not a valid argument as far as I'm concerned...

IATA: this iPad could BRING DOWN A PLANE

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Probably NTP driven..

.. and it ended up syncing to a Linux laptop with its timezones messed up :-).

Joking apart - if that clock HAD been running NTP, synced with GPS, there is no way it would have run off to any noticable degree unless it was set up wrong. A properly configured NTP resource that had a chance to collect stats for a week from a GPS source is nigh impossible to mess up.

Anyway, I digress. I'm not buying that clock story unless it's confirmed by someone qualified.

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Agree..

"The muffled sound you hear is your correspondent now attempting to recover his equipment from his rectal cavity. We suggest sending him SMS instead, he is presently in an excellent position to enjoy the vibrations. Thank you."

Interestingly, I have been on at least 2 flights where prior to take-off a phone was ringing - owned by a member of the crew..

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The article lacks serious data

There is a huge amount of variance between a phone or laptop in flight mode (i.e. not emitting anything deliberate like WiFi, Bluetooth and good ol' GSM) and one that has been left to radiate - especially cell phones crank up transmission when they are losing signal.

A transmission enabled phone I can see emit enough noise to make a mess, but I would be worried if kit switched to flight mode can do this - otherwise I can already tell what the next idiot desiring a meeting with 70 virgins/raisins is going to do..

Four jailed for million-pound abuse images ring

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Umm - one moment..

Re. the "they were just hosting usenet": as far as I can tell from the reporting, they were charging serious money for access. This implies there was something of value on those systems which in turn implies knowledge of the content. Otherwise I'm interested to hear how they could collect £2.2M for running a bit of usenet.

Happy to support free speech, but to me this doesn't look like an "innocent mistake"...

iCloud: Big step for content management, but not for the cloud

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Try Collanos

I like the Collanos setup because it keeps all partners in a group in sync (although I haven't tested concurrency yet - what happens if two work on the same doc). An easy way to back up is to set up an office computer as a group member - it just sync along with everyone else..

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I agree..

I started IT early enough to still have worked with RS232 connected VAX terminals hanging off seriously unreliable MUXes. I know the joy of having all your processing elsewhere, and the fun of lacking bandwidth because it was month end (so everyone was online, also leading to licenses being maxed out.

No thanks, I *like* a local cache.

Time to say goodbye to Risc / Itanium Unix?

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Umm- isn't there more than just performance?

One of the neatest tricks you can pull off with IBM irons is rip a full box out of a live stack, because its VM even has processors virtualised so it can use slices of them, and you can add capacity in pretty much the same way (read: no downtime).

I'm admittedly not entirely up to date on high end systems, but the ability to scale up on demand or seamlessly fail over is IMHO another part of that equation. The discussion so far has only been about bang for buck, but keeping critical things running is another criteria..

Inside the 'funky' history of Groupon's biggest shareholder

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The biggest scandal is..

.. that legitimate, going-for-operating-profit type businesses get hit by this sort of, well, I think "investor scamming" isn't far off the mark. Because of these sorts of scam artists, investors pull back from anything that says "there may be a small risk" (which there always is) and become banks which need proof that you don't need money before they give you a loan..

As far as I can tell from the article, these people seem to have extracted the operating capital from the business pre-IPO - money that was meant to make it operate, betting on the IPO to fill the gap they made (and let's face it, that will probably succeed - plenty of suckers out there). I give it a year at most before it's another failure - but guess who already has the money in the bank?

Yes, this is not a "wildly positive" comment - I personally hate scam artists.

Hackers jailbreak iOS 5 in under 24 hours

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They cannot eliminate jailbreaking..

Apple is about making money. What they do is make it hard enough that the majority (read the volume) doesn't bother, which works for them. Aside from that they set some budget aside to feed some lawyers, and that's as far as they will go. It is not profitable for Apple to get too agressive - also because iOS5 proves that the unlocked community comes up with good ideas too.

So no, I'm not masochistic. I know what I want from what I buy, and I research what I buy. That's also why I don't use a Droid - I know it gathers far more data off me than Apple, I don't like the UI and I don't like it forcing me to log into a Google account before apps work, especially the location features.

Facebook: 'We should've been more clear' on face-scanning tech

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The "like" button does actually more..

I have a sneaky feeling that the "like" button is a bit like Google's Adscan in that its presence means that Farcebook is probably seeing your presence.

Would love it if anyone could verify this..

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Farting death camels must die to save the world!

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However ..

.. they are the reason you have sunshine in the week. As soon as they go for the weekend you end up with a low pressure zone and the rain moves in. Just check the statistics - works for the city too..

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10:10 Video

I didn't see anything in the Age of Stupid that suggested killing people to save the planet. Or are you talking about a different movie?

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Umm - don't forget..

Methane emitting camels need to build that gas somewhere. They may be explosive near an oven..

:-)

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Also..

.. if you don't sheer the sheep beforehand it will be a meal high in fiber..

Woolly coat, please..

UK watchdog looking into Facebook face-tech row

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Big Brother

Not enough..

As with Google Picasa (let's not forget that they started with this idea), you cannot stop being tagged by others who have pictures in which you feature. This is the principal problem with most Data Protection laws: there is nothing in them to prevent acquiring your data through 3rd parties.

Why do you think a Farcebook account starts with "now go and tell all your friends" - that's free, unlimited data for them..

So, until the laws (+ enforcement) get better you have to find a way of controlling what your friends do too - I wish you luck with that. The irritating thing is that NOT having an account makes it even less likely you find out - the only redeeming feature of Farcebook versus Ogle Picasa is that with Farcebook you stand at least a chance of finding out about being tagged so you can nuke it. No such luck with Ogle..

Facebook quietly switches on facial recognition tech by default

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Actually, I wonder..

.. what would happen if you started tagging politicians as people that are on the TSA "must get cavity searched" list, like some security researchers.

Oh, so much fun to be had..