* Posts by Fred Flintstone

3110 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jun 2009

Developer fury as Google makes Android apps vanish

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Love it ..

.. thanks, I missed that rather startling irony, grin. I need more coffee, obviously :-)

Legal expert: Letters can be evidence, so can Facebook

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Better solution: release the password publicly.

At that point you have complied, but in a manner that renders it useless as evidence can no longer be deemed reliable..

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Not quite.

Such evidence tends to be gathered in the presence of witnesses, whose sole job is to observe and establish the start of an unbroken chain of evidence. Any attempt to push material in would (as you rightly state) invalidate the evidence, and it is thus the task of the people gaining access to prevent such changes from happening.

AFAIK it's even possible to order a change of password to prevent any further changes to the account.

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Errm, cough..

So you're suggesting that setting a password to "ilikesmallchildren" as a Catholic priest is not advisable then?

:-)

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However..

.. if you are having a confidential discussion with your lawyer over Farcebook you should start with looking up what "confidential" means, or have your head examined..

You don't want 100 "Likes" on your strategy email, trust me.

Apple MacBook Air 13in Core i5 laptop

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Yeah, sure..

I'll carry a whole display with me when I travel so I can plug in my small backup disk. The idea of a laptop is mobility (on the topic - I still miss the ability to stick a SIM chip somewhere).

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Ah, good timing..

I've been toying with the idea of buying an extra machine (although I'm keeping my Linux NAS rig, thanks) - my problem was that 11" just wasn't enough (stop sniggering in the back).

The big "however" is that I do like a direct plug-in backup route. If this machine doesn't have a USB or Firewire port that I can use to hook up an external drive when traveling it's not going to be much use to me..

Suspects in PayPal web attack not so anonymous after all

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Happy

Errm, those options..

Those options aren't mutually exclusive. I'd say both :-).

Rogue kangaroo floors broom-wielding 94-year-old

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Joke

Roo the day..

.. when kangaroos learn to use pepper spray themselves.

:-)

Head fed cyberspook resigns abruptly

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They have a VERY simple problem, shared by most corporates..

.. they have become predictable.

I've collected flak from a whole room of so-called security "specialists" when I told them they have, in effect, become administrators. What is presently called "innovation" are simply more ways to build the same mouse trap - creativity is constrained.

The result is predictable processes, procedures, methods and toolsets. Resellers are happy with a nice comfy, steady revenue stream, managers are happy because they are 2following the rules" and thus escape liability when it inevitably goes wrong, tech people get new shiny toys with a bit of new learning - all wallow in familiar territory.

There is a whole range of other approaches that nobody uses because they are harder, slightly out of the box and don't add to a CV. Yet what matters here: the CV and comfort feeling - or doing the actual job? From where I sit, the bad guys are getting better - too good for any feeling of comfort.

So there. I'll take my medicine now..

Attack on 'Cyberbullying' critic prompts raid by armed cops

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I suspect ..

.. you'll attract lots of downvotes for saying something sensible. I like the openness of the Net, but it appears there are a Godawful amount of people out there with "issues".

There is nothing that discloses character flaws as much as a lack of consequences for your actions, and the Net is proving that aplenty.

Anonymous hacks Italy's critical-national-IT protection

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Errm, but ..

.. am I the only one to question why this data was placed on publicly accessible servers? Or are they really so capable that they can hit a DMZ with cert protected VPNs?

Weird.

Higgs Boson hiding place narrows

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You know gravity is a myth..

.. the Earth just sucks.

Someone had to say it before the conversation descended into real science.. What? Oh, too late..

Rescue privacy before it vanishes forever

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Maybe worth explaining what EXPLICIT means (in contract terms)

I'm pretty sure no commentard has any trouble with what explicit *content* it, but the term "explicit" in the context of permission is often misunderstood. It means that your permission cannot be implied by burying a bit of white 6-point text on a white background somewhere in a contract: your permission for use has to be sought SEPARATELY from anything else.

Personally, I have noticed an inverse relationship between the length of a privacy statement and just how protected your details are. The longer it looks, the more likely something is hiding in there that is not to your benefit..

Want to be more secure? Don’t be stupid

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It's not convenience..

"Attackers, it seems, can be just as interested in convenience as those they attack"

Not quite. In Australia they are probably behind the curve because there is not much effort involved in getting return on effort. You will only see the "quality" of attacks go up when the easy route in is no longer available. You could call it "convenience", but IMHO the correct word is "efficiency"..

Phone-hack backlash BBC in embarrassing headline gaffes

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However..

.. you too shall eventually succumb to the "teh" problem as your word processor (be it MS Office, OpenOffice or now even the Apple autocorrect in Lion and anything iOS) is busy ramming that into your muscle memory with unrelenting force. You can thank Microsoft for that.

Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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I would just like to comment..

.. that it is compulsory for any grammar correcting post to MISspell the word Intelligent. This is commonly done by omitting one "l" (that is "L" for those who use a sans-serif font).

Kind regards, your average troll. And have a nice weekend too. :-)

Adobe releases lengthy list of Apple Lion woes

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I'm in the "fail Adobe" camp..

.. but mainly because the installation of Adobe products on my Mac immediately returned the Windows problem of at-least-one-patch-a-day-because-we-can't -be-arsed-to-write-decent-software. Normally, weekly updating on a Mac is more than enough, but Adobe couldn't possible integrate with Apple's updater, so instead they have this uncontrollable* process that checks without even asking. All you need is Adobe Reader or Adobe Air and the problem starts.

(*) that is, until I revoked its network access through a HandsOff security rule - silence returned. Must ask them if there is a way I set up a timed rule..

On first day, Apple sells 50 Lions for every lion

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Thanks for that - found one last gotcha..

Good to know Andrew, thanks for the update. I discovered only one major oopsie: I have Office 2008 installed, aka "the last one unspoileth by thee evil ribbon". That works fine (as far as MS Office "works"), but I have just read that it won't re-install as the installer itself needs Rosetta which is no longer in Lion. So I guess I best nuke the box, re-install 10.6.7, let it update to 10.6.8, install Office, and then run the installer from a USB stick.

Not that I need MS Office for myself, but unfortunately I have clients that have fallen for the file format and the "it doesn't look 100% the same" trick MS pulls on recalcitrant users. I use OpenOffice - fidelity on any platform..

Anyway, for me, the new partition level security and the fact that it is shared across Time Machine was a MEGA MAJOR argument to upgrade forthwith. It means I can tell clients to run Time Machine without worrying what they do with the backup disk..

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I was one of the 1 store raters..

.. because after download, it immediately proceeded to tell me I couldn't install it on my machine (a boring, vanilla 1 year old 15" MacBook Pro. I'm generally rather impressed with what Apple offers, including OSX (before I used Windows and Linux as main platforms), but the App shop download showed the deficiencies in that approach:

1 - in the above case, where do I go for support? Apple had a link to "support" - which was their generic help page which listed all the products except, you guessed it, OSX Lion. Duh. Money back? Hahahahahaaahhahahahaa. Funny. Sorry, I'm digressing.

2 - recovery. I'm about to find out how that works, because I plan to use this new OS release as a chance to clean out the machine. I have presently no idea if I can download the Apps I paid for again. Heaven help them if I can't. I suspect there is some manifest associated with Apple ID that will allow this, but I don't know. Anyone?

There are a few more reasons, but this will do for now.

Having said all that, I got it to work after all. It installed an App in the dock whose main function was to tell me that I couldn't use it. Once I ignored that and started what it put into the Applications directory it worked. And I made some ISO files for when I rebuild the machine (one inn DVD, one on a USB stick because it's faster).

In summary, I think the 1 star was justified for the original "experience". However, as for the final product it rates 4 out of 5 because of the vastly simpler and improved security model. Not a full 5/5 because revising the scroll direction was stupid, as is the launchpad.. Still worth the money.

Heathrow to get new facial recognition scanners

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No, Heathrow's RFID systems have another flaw..

.. some *idiot* designed them so that every time someone new logs on (i.e. when a shift changes) the whole shooting match must reboot from the ground up - and that takes a good 10..15 minutes. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to make a well educated guess of which Operating System they must be using..

Energy scavenger eats leftover wireless signals

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OK, details please..

I've had for 2 years the idea that slowly accumulating WiFi energy would be a good way to reverse the normal trend of an emergency torch to STOP working after a while (the classic "a torch is a case with which to carry dead batteries" symptom). As LEDs use a lot less power there ought to be enough there to drive at least one simple HiBri LED..

Having said that, Maplin does a fun baby LED keyring with a crank. It's got a capacitor inside, and a few secs of cranking gives you all the light you need. You just need to change the chain - it sucks. In addition, I have this habit of bolting an emergency light near where the fuse box is - the best light is one that is there where you need it :-).

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Emergency torches

These things classically lie around until they are needed, but at that point the batteries have usually gone. A small white LED and capacitor on a tWiFi fed treackle charger would be ideal. I'd buy a bunch - that is, if it's priced sensibly.

iPhone plunges 13,500 ft from skydiver's pocket - and lives

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I'm astonished..

My (somewhat older) iPhone gives me "no SIM" the moment I as much as *think* about knocking it. Maybe I'll buy a newer model after all. But then again, I might wait for the iPhone 5 - buy only the odd numbers. After all, I do use Linux :-).

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No, no, no..

.. parachute jumping <> visits to the bog. At least not for for those who choose to jump voluntarily..

Official: Pastafarian strainer titfer is religious headgear

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Theists?

Given that the discussion suddenly veered into teapots surely those are teaists? Is that the religion for the next census or is that too close to some US political party? :-)

GCHQ losing its 'internet whizzes' to Microsoft, Google

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to China?

I hear they're really good at this spy stuff. At least that's what Google keeps telling me.

The shady cloak with the floppy hat and the pipe, please.

News Corp kills BSkyB bid amid 'difficult climate'

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FAIL

Not a chance..

.. unless the symbiotic relationship between press and politics gets back to a more objective footing. Call me a cynic, but that ain't gonna happen in just a few weeks..

German cops hunt HUGE ERECTION-inducing SPIDER

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The problem is..

.. that nobody can take the chance of being wrong on this one. Imagine stating "oh, it's OK guv, they're not venomous" and then finding a clothed pool of jelly with a d*ck sticking out of it later.

That would really not look good on the CV.

Coalition renames GCHQ internet spook-tech plans

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I'm getting *very* tired of this..

If you want to fight cyber terrorism it may help to start changing the thinking first. Secondly, given the procurement lifecycle you will only ever get developments that are BEHIND the bad guys because the whole current model is predicated on challenge - response and doesn't take into account the direction security is moving in (a point I made almost 10 years ago).

But hey, given the choice between light and talented and heavy and wasting lots of money, the money wasting option is always preferred 'coz the numbers look so good on the CV.. If they spend 10% of that money on good people they'd have a real benefit, but no, they are aiming at real time wire speed decryption because it gives them so much more hay to bury their needles in.

Naturally, transparency is to be avoided at all times - which is the second problem they need to fix. If it's done well, they should have no reason to hide (let's recycle that argument where it can do some good).

Sigh.

Yell and Microsoft ink SMB deal

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Yes, correct

I had that initial confusion too, but yes, that's the correct meaning in this context. It's got nothing to do with the Server Message Block/CIFS protocol MS + planet uses for connectivity.

As an aside - it's that risky for Yell? AFAIK anything that MS touches tanks like a lead balloon under double gravity..

MS to WinXP diehards: Just under 3 more years' support

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Three more years..

.. to switch to something better. For me that was OSX, before that Linux but it didn't quite cover my needs.

I still have a WinXP partition under Parallels, which I use maybe once every 3 weeks. It's an eye opener just how much patching and updating it needs to do before it's ready to run. I use it for testing and for one little program I like; paint.net. I wish something like it existed as OSX freeware. I have Seashore but it's not the same, and the GIMP is overkill (but so again is running a WinXP VM for just one program :-)).

I'm no longer a WIndows user, and even Office is out of use because OOo gives the same fidelity/layout across all platforms (not to mention its better price)..

Cambridge IT guy 'was the Spanish Guy Fawkes', say cops

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So, if you ever want to off some people..

.. immediately start running around screaming "ow my gaawd, I killed him". First of all, as it's a her you'll draw them off the scent (unless you leave it to long, then it will smell from underneath your floorboards whatever you do - but I digress) and secondly you'll be seen as a loon who could not possibly be a serial murderer.

Hmmm. Staggering, the things you earn here..

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Whatever you do, do not sneeze..

.. when watching the laptop whilst brushing your teeth. Trust me, I speak from experience, it's not pretty. Funny, yes, pretty, no. And you have to explain to everyone why your laptop smells of strong mints.

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No, no..

That's only for onanists. The use for that was clearly proven by George Michael. George who? Well, yes, that's another side effect, actually.

The one with the hands free mobile, thanks.

How scareware scumbags avoid getting flagged by banks

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It's not that easy..

The problem is that you are asking a bank or credit provider to ask as judge and jury, with all the resultant liabilities. The argument that "they make money anyway" is actually not valid for the company providing the credit line as a refund process costs a lot more than an actual transaction brings in revenue.

There is also another problem: those who *are* in the position to do something about fraud centrally are exactly the ones who will not do so - the card network (VISA; Mastercard; AMEX et al). Because here you are right: they make a profit on every transaction, fraudulent or not. They don't suffer the cost of fraud - they just elevate transaction costs to offset the loss.. That's the main reason why I will never go even close to any RFID (NFC) based payment service - they don't care that you can read that chip from a good 30m if you have a decent transceiver and aerial..

Burg 5 watch phone

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You can set an alarm..

.. which may not work when the battery is down already :-)

MS security centre search poisoned with infectious smut

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We need an irony icon..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Now *that* is humour..

Microsoft publishes Wi-Fi data collection code

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"simple" mistake?

Yeah, surely shome mishtake.

You have mobile code that picks up data, and you have a fully functional backend that handles file locking and other fun stuff to file away GBs worth of data. That's a lot of manhours for a "mistake"..

Facebook snuffs Chrome extension for uncaging 'friends' data

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Sadly, Zuckerberg has passed..

.. the point where stopping him would cause him harm. Whatever you do, he will always make a fortune, which in US terms means he's now an expert asked on every TV show everywhere. Not bad for a socially deficient idiot who is rumoured to have started out with theft of data as well as intellectual property..

The man has all the charm and personality of a road accident, but he has money now..

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But the real question is..

Did Facebook now unfriend Google?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going. The flasher Mac, please, no the dirty one..

EU cloud data can be secretly accessed by US authorities

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Actually, no - EU law prohibits implied consent

"I suspect we'll end up with the latter - effectively putting the onus on the consumer to object"

I do cross-border privacy for a living. EU laws do not permit implied permission (i.e. embedded in the small print of some contract), data protection permissions must always be given explicitly (i.e. separately described and authorised) - that's also why a default opt-in is actually somewhere between frowned upon practice to downright illegal depending on the specific nation's implementation of EU laws.

The problem isn't the laws - it's the abuse thereof. Especially the US seems to be hell bent on abusing privileges or even simply breaking agreements when it suits them. The results is a problem that pervades business there to the point of companies involved in serious Intellectual Property development now actively avoiding the US as a place of business until development is complete. It's ridiculous that a nation who alleges to be the land of freedom has acquired a reputation for being less safe than China or Russia, but that's the reality of today: Safe Harbour very definitely isn't.

Your primary problem with SaaS is where the data resides, because that's where legal access will first be attempted. This is the situation with legal firms in the UK who outsource their IT as well: their data may be backdoored due to a warrant served on the provider, and the intercept laws (in the UK that's RIPA 1998) do not permit to inform the data owner of the backdoor).

We advise people and companies on these issues, and generally exploit cross border differences to improve security and privacy protection - cross border abuse of privacy laws leaves an audit and paper trail exposure that abusers don't like as it provides court admissible evidence of abuse.

By the way, this has little to do with "conspiracy theories", but with offsetting liabilities. Unless you can point the finger elsewhere, a leak or breach means your company ends up with the liability. If you're a major law firm handling a shipping claim you're talking about *VERY* large numbers..

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Doesn't work

If they have a EU back end, the main company gets served for access. If they have an EU front but a US back end, the back end gets served. The bottom line is that any part on US soil is a liability.

As I said in another post, the problem is not the laws per sé, it's the abuse thereof (and, I may add; the total lack of transparency and oversight which has allowed this abuse to mushroom to the point of destroying trust in any US located partner).

If the US doesn't start reigning in its own paranoia and the abuse it allows their services to make of privacy they will no longer be able to contain the resulting economic damage. I am 100% in agreement with properly controlled access privileges to fight crime, but with transparency and oversight. Without it, you get the sort of abuse visible today..

Pacific rare-earth discovery: Actually just gigatonnes of dirt

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20 Million? Try Billion..

THe Japanese discovery is interesting in that it shows more possible deposits down, but they are not as easy to mine as the recent find by Quest in Canada on a location which previously supplied iron ore until that market died due to richer locations elsewhere (key advantage: road infrastructure thus already exists).

However, I actually met a couple of rare earth traders a while back (friends I know invited me for a trade dinner), and they patiently explained to me that to mine such minerals you need indeed a chemical processing plant, but as you'll need vast titanium containers you're a couple of factors out - apparently you're more talking about billions.

I guess the debate will thus be: process locally, or ship it elsewhere for processing. It creates quite a bit of waste product, so the logistics will always be interesting but then again, so are the profits.

There is at present an almighty fight happening about who gains access to certain mines. The Chinese control 97% of the light rare earth metals market, but that's not the one that counts for electronics and batteries - it's the HEAVY rare earth metals that count for electronics, and there they have a 1% stake and as far as I can see the entire planet is trying to make sure they cannot gain control over that market too.

It's quite interesting to see this happening - I'm no trader but to gain some insight into the way in which raw material makes it way into our toys was enlightening..

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Here are the present winners..

Quest recently "unearthed" (pardon the pun) a very rich heavy rare earth metals deposit in Canada - it's so big it's got complete nations fighting over it.

I find it interesting that the BBC report about this find also repeats this 97% figure - it is simply not correct if you take the market as a whole. They have 97% of light, but only 1..2% of heavy rare earth metals, and the entire planet seems to be involved in keeping it that way..

If you're interested, Quests's site has some interesting pictures about the whole exploration side of things. It seems exploration (the stage before mining) is an interesting trade in itself.

That is, if you don't have a social life - this stuff can happen at seriously remote places..

http://www.questrareminerals.com/

Declaration of interest: there is none, I just met their CEO once at an event dinner. I'm not into exploration or metal trading, but it's always cool to learn about how things work :-).

Terrafugia flying car gets road-safety exemptions

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Stop

Not without automatics

If I see the way people drive on the road I dread the thought of such drivers overhead.

What could possibly go wrong?

Go Daddy in the hands of private equity giants

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Weird..

.. I never had this problem, but then again, I haven't had to call them for a long time. The only thing that sucked 7 ways to Sunday was their basic webhosting - from Europe it was nigh unreachabe..

Facebook game outfit Zynga files for $1bn IPO

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FAIL

Bye dot.bomb, hello cloud.bomb

I must admit I'm astonished at such IPOs. Who puts such a value on this sort of rubbish?

Zygna is also casually omitting another massive threat to its model: privacy laws.

Zygna grabs data the moment you use it (you can see that in their T&Cs). I noticed they have apparently stopped grabbing "Friends" profiles from users (at least I could no longer find it when I scanned their T&Cs and privacy statement), but they do use and sell such data, so any move to bring back privacy to pre-Bush-Blair-axis-of-privacy-evil levels will hurt them immediately.

I guess the old game is back in town. Hype a business based on air to get a massive IPO, and then sell as fast as you possibly can before reality overtakes unwarranted euphoria. Lessons of the past don't seem to count...

Blighty gets gold-dispensing ATM

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Someone is raking it in big time..

No gold is at an all time high its most likely path is downwards.

I can't help wondering if this Gordon Brown's personal pension plan given that he sold the UK's gold reserved at what is universally acknowledged as the worst possible moment. If someone bought that up in collusion you're looking at probably the most elaborate heist ever..

But hey, conspiracy theories are easily created..

'Lion' Apple Mac OS X 10.7: Sneak Preview

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Actually, I'm actually wondering that.

I've looked at Lion server, but I don't have the budget yet to spring for a server, so I was wondering if I could set up a Linux VM on a spare PC and install Lion on it so I had something to test the server.

If they have fixed the (rather depressingly large amount of) problems with the previous version it may just be the thing to break the Exchange/Outlook lock for offices. Would make migration a lot easier, and a shared WiKi and Groupware setup is a cool idea for SME size setups, especially with a VPN handler. Must check..