* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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Facebook shoves your face into creepy 'sponsored stories' in 2012

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Yummie time bomb

This is about the biggest legal time bomb Farcebook could have developed.

By using your face in an ad it implies you endorse whatever crap you're associated with in Facebook. There is nothing in T&Cs that solicits your endorsement, so what you have is fraudulent use of your name and reputation. All it needs is to hit one demi-celeb an they will be absolutely buried under lawsuits.

I am looking forward to that. With enthusiasm.

This is not crossing a line in the sand - this is crossing it and disappearing so far in the desert that the line is but a distant memory.

'Self-aware' bank account robbing code unleashed by hacker

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OK, who let the idiots out of their cage?

"The public sees the PCI DSS standard and believes that the banks are doing a great job, but in the end of the day the only practical thing coming out of those standards are 'verified by ourselves' stamps of approval and 4 digit numeric PIN codes."

Wowie. That's actually nothing *banks* impose, but the VISA and Mastercard networks of this world. To call this security theatre is a tad over the top, but it is correct that sod all is done to secure it properly, and there is a very simple reason for it: the entities that actually could do something about it don't actually suffer the loss..

London 'Tech City' quango burns through £1m on admin

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'Have a digital movement with Blog My Log'.

Please wipe after dumping core, thank you (that's for the Unix users).

The moment a computer crash nearly caused my car crash

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@CheesyTheClown You're a loser. You should always, always text the girl in advance - best while you're coming round that roundabout. Use the next roundabout to check if your teeth are properly clean - Audis also have a mirror in the driver side sun shield..

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Vic, ABS implementations are not always sane..

The principle behind ABS is PREVENTING brake action for a split second, then re-assert friction when the wheel starts rotating again. There is a mild problem with that in modern car electronics: researchers have already demonstrated remote hacks of car electronics that COMPLETELY DISABLED THE BRAKES - do a search and you'll find it.

Insane, I know. Sadly very, very true :(.

Stolen, remote-wiped iPhones still get owner's iMessages

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As iMessage is quite a privacy risk I don't use it..

Like WhatsApp, iMessage in principle gives the US free access to the SMS traffic that otherwise remains in a country as it all has to happen over servers in the US.

However, I *have* experimented with it, so it probably would be A Good Thing(tm) if Apple could tidy this up. While they are at it, they could also drop the requirement to enable location data disclosure to Apple before you're entitled to use the remote wipe process of iCloud - there is no need for it.

AFAIK, coercion to obtain non.essential private data is actually illegal under EU privacy laws

US spy drone hijacked with GPS spoof hack, report says

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Nah, it's much easier to improve accuracy.

Umm, at the velocity those drones fly I doubt diff GPS will actually work (I'm not certain you get stable enough conditions for the required statistics to work) but I could be wrong.

From what I know from the US military, accuracy is best improved by placing a Chinese embassy right next to the target. Guaranteed hit. Sometimes just quickly sticking a sheet of paper with "Chinese embassy" to the building is enough.

Visa probes reported security breach of card processor

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"garden-variety SQL-injection exploit"

"Sack the dev team"

That will be gardening leave then..

Google Wallet fails to encrypt punters' personal data

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Here's some fun legalese..

You know, in relation to credit card data clauses 11.1 and 11.2 of the Google Terms of Service appear to be very entertaining. IANAL, but this reads as Google being able to change your transaction at will, and use your credit card data to sell you whatever crap they feel like :).. Puts a whole new spin on the "I feel lucky" button, doesn't it?

Extract from google.com/accounts/tos :

11.1 [..] By submitting, posting or displaying the content you give Google a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, and non-exclusive license to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute any Content which you submit, post or display on or through, the Services. This license is for the sole purpose of enabling Google to display, distribute and promote the Services and may be revoked for certain Services as defined in the Additional Terms of those Services.

11.2 You agree that this license includes a right for Google to make such Content available to other companies, organizations or individuals with whom Google has relationships for the provision of syndicated services, and to use such Content in connection with the provision of those services.

NASA rover finds evidence of water flowing on Mars

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Joke

Nah..

.. it has simply wandered into the flowerbed of some Martian who is now working hard to keep it from taking pictures of its house. Even on Mars they dislike Google Streetview :-)

Mythbusters cannonball ‘myth-fires’

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I bet you the program will get massive viewing

Nothing like a massive, published cock-up to attract viewers :-). And it proves it's for real.

Having said that, I am VERY glad no-one was injured. Maybe a God particle took a day off and put in some rescue efforts?

God particle may be within our grasp

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Gawd particle, of course..

If it was up to an *American* publisher it would be called the Gawd particle..

Honestly, can't you tell English from American?

:D

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Is that the Monty Python String theory?

Ah, the memories. "Due to bad planning the string comes in 3 inch lengths. So it's not very useful"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qNj-QFZbew et al - it's actually audio only.

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I downvoted it..

.. because I hate fractions. So there.

(not really, but I figured you could do with some ribbing).

2011's Best... Cars

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It also massively cuts down on fines ..

Nothing pisses me off more than waste money on fines, so cruise control is a good approach to avoid accidental drifting over the limit.

As for those who state cruise control is less economic: depends on you. Used long distance that isn't the case - unless you forget to change gear, of course..

Apple Thunderbolt Display 27in monitor

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So apt a description if Apple kit

"built to a standard that makes you wet your pants but priced to tighten your scrotum"

Honestly, I have never heard it describe better than this. My compliments, grin, for achieving the Best Description Ever award (BDE)..

ICO 'too scared' to clobber press for data breaches

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Coffee/keyboard

Hahahaha, brilliant. At least they owned up, but a bit of ribbing is deserved :-)

Zynga lowers valuation to a bargain $10bn

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Zygna have another problem..

Zygna isn't just dependent of Facebook, it is also dependent on a continuation of the the privacy violations that allow them to collect the data they sell (implied permission to collect data is not accepted under EU privacy law).

The problem is that data privacy is slowly on the return (as all trends, this one is reversing the "if you want privacy you must be a terrorist" brainwashing during the Bush/Blair era), and Zygna may be heading for a point where it will have to justify having all this data. I wouldn't want to be a shareholder when that happens..

IMHO, of course, but I see a few icebergs they're heading for.

Toads predict earthquakes: Official

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Joke

OK..

.. I'll do the badgers. It's weekend anyway.

What? Oh, not those? Dang..

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Easy..

For him, the earth has to move first..

:)

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Coffee/keyboard

Yep, that had me laugh too. Thanks, I'll go and clean up now - worth it.

Hasselblad H4D-200MS medium format multishot camera

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Coat

Obviously..

.. you'll need an iWife..

Just give me my coat before I get asked to define such a creature and this dig a very big hole..

Revealed: Full specs on Mars rover's nuclear laser heat ray

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Good forward planning..

.. equipping the thing with a laser to defend itself in case it actually finds life.

I admire the optimism.

Mint Linux freshens up web searches

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Use Startpage instead?

Startpage.com is a spinoff of a Dutch project (whose name escapes me at the moment, sorry) and combines anonymity with a search that also includes Google results (caveat - this seems to be Google.com, not the regional variations such as .co.uk - you could call that another data leak).

You can even make it create a home URL which holds your settings rather than allow a cookie.

I found these guys after looking for a DuckDuckGo alternative (mainly because DDG wasn't providing me with what I need in a search engine).

World may be short 70 MILLION disk drives

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Little tip

If you want to share URLs, shorten them. Even with a a preview function that TinyURL offers the thing will be at least legible and not contain characters that can trip up a CMS (Note to El Reg. the URL looks interesting in Safari :-).

Kinect 2 said to read lips, sense mood

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Congratulations

You have just given an entirely new meaning to "blue screen"..

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Hell no

You better get your fears up rather than hope. A *microsoft* device which is permanently under power in your living room reading your lips and mood. And maybe has a mike. And maybe is online.

"No need to bug the place, gov, he's got an Xbox."

Not in a million years.

Pirated software hard drive on display as art

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To repeat myself, you ought to search for "craig brown my turd" and enjoy the article. At least with the bed I'm of the same opinion. The art discussed does have a few funny sides to it, so I'll sit back and watch the goatee beard types discuss it. It'll be fun to see the twaddle..

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Seen in that context ..

.. iI'd call it "f"art..

Someone once told me that you could judge art by how many people talked about it.

My comment that art would thus also include mooning tourists at Trafalgar Square with a photographer present was met with a stony silence, even when I pointed out that I could make Tracy Emin's "My Bed" practically every day if I just gave up any standard of cleanliness and started dating girls midst menstrual cycle (if you've seen it you know what I mean).

But, I am not alone (in my opinion, not the mooning). Do a search for "Craig Brown My Turd" - and enjoy..

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Aha - but here is the rub..

.. it means this art can never be sold or the RIAA (et al) *will* be able to claim infringement. However, this has an extra twist: in every case we are talking about ONE (1) copy of the protected works, so the usual gazillions that their creative calculations tend to contain do not apply here. In addition, all they have at the moment is the manifest. It doesn't need to be true, so they would have to prove the content first, and my intention to *use* the drive rather than use it as art (a bit like buying a product box because you like it).

Heck, if I had the money I'd buy the thing just to see them try (and yes, you need money because they'd try the usual dragging-it-out-for-years blackmail), It would be fun to make them look ridiculous (um, *more* ridiculous) in court. All in the name of art, of course, nothing to do with the fact that abusers of IP laws deserve every bit of crap you can throw at them. Because that's the real abuse - their interpretation all but destroyed the original intention (which was IMHO in need of updating but generally sound).

Art, definitely.

I have no problem with the concept of protecting IP if applied properly - but that original aim was waylaid many years ago by milkers of the system.

Rumoured iPhone 5 'will have 4in screen' against Jobs' wish

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"I hope I live to see the day when mankind is able to create a 30 inch phone... one can dream..."

I hope I'll be alive to see you try and stick that in your pocket :-)

San Diego Baywatch rules out exploding dead whale

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Quality..

.. just quality. That video is *epic*.. Applaus, and thanks..

BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

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Ahhhh - no Friday is complete without it.

Genius, pure genius. Addictive as hell, and disturbingly inspiring 8-)

Boffins build bionic battery

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Now for the bad news..

I wonder how long it will take for the TSA to cotton on the fact that such batteries will in principle be very nice bombs when shorted. You saw what Dell could do with a laptop - imagine 10x that amount of energy available..

On the other hand - let's hope we can make even faster batteries. If we find a way to even inefficiently store the energy one *single* flash of lightning produces we'd be saving a lot of joules in one go..

Motorola Razr Android smartphone

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Yup - the clamshelll was the seller for me.

Personally, I could even consider using Android if Motorola managed to stick that into the original RAZR clamshell - as long as they changed that useless shiny keyboard. That clamshell body was as close to perfect in dimensions and weight as I've ever seen for a phone, and clamshells are also much more discreet.

And it's mostly a phone with options instead of a computer that happens to make calls as well..

Hackers port iPhone 4S' Siri to rival devices

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What I want to know is ..

.. just how much of what you use Siri for gets added to your profile with Apple? I have enough trouble keeping numpties with mobiles out of secured rooms, I dread to think just how much more data they are now supplying to Apple. Must check if there's a way to kill off Siri (already done it for iCloud)..

I'm astonished as to which length phone makers are prepared to go to grab data. Google announced in Canada that the reason they no longer needed WiFi snooping with Streetview was that the Android handsets were now doing it, and forces people to hook unto a Google account for anything interesting in Android to work. Apple is now goading people into using iMessage ("gimme your SMS traffic" - on a global scale) and Siri ("tell me what you're doing, with your voice print, thanks") on top of grabbing customer details via iCloud.

And our poor, trusty users walk right into this, whilst loudly whinging about Facebook privacy.

Amazing. Truly amazing.

Anyone any idea what Microsoft/Nokia are planning on this front? The NSA needs all the help it can get..

Apple applies to patent a SIM you can't remove

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I sure hope so..

.. otherwise I'd been saying all these fun things for nothing :-).

The thing is, I'm on the side of the interceptor if he/she/it is there for a legitimate reason. I hate getting blown up as much as the next man, but the issue is that they're not just limiting themselves to what people have democratically agreed to allow to protect society.

This creates two problems: distrust of those that should be busy with protection (you know, the job we pay them for) which doesn't help them either, and diversion of resources from where they *should* be.

I would mind them listening to me because I know they are thus wasting their time.

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What, and be subject to regulation?

Do you have any idea of the amount of regulation telcos are buried under to try and stop them ripping off people (which still happens regardless)? Do you really think that Apple would allow anyone to curtail them?

Besides, buying Vodafone gives them just a segment, and competition to manage. Staying out of that game means they can take money from all of them..

iOS upgrade swells iPhone battery-suckage grief

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I think that's partly the problem

It appears there is no definitive answer why certain iPhone 4S' suck (power) and others don't.

If I were Apple I'd bring out a diagnostic App that could dump a state and compare the hungry ones with each other. I'd look at Apps running, settings of gadgetry such as location services (off), use of iCloud (not enabled, I like my data to remain in Europe), use of WiFi or not and if 3G is enabled (I almost doubled battery ice by switching that off when I only use email).

I only care because the 4S appears a sensible upgrade to my 3GS, but I think I'll wait a little bit longer. There are HUGE advantages to not being first, and that's not just by not having to stand in a queue..

Nokia Lumia 800

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So far, not good enough..

..but then again, I don't buy a new phone anyway - I tend to wait a few months. By that time, the early adopters have gone through the early suffering and I know what the phone is really worth.

Having said that, I am torn between good (it's a Nokia) and very bad (it uses Windows), and I suspect that my existing old iPhone (it's usable and by now average) will thus not get replaced soon..

Linux Mint moves to Gnome 3, keeps Gnome 2 MATEy

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The next Ubuntu

Linux Mint offers what Ubuntu has lost: an effortless, Linux based desktop that combines computing efficiency with the ease of use Ubuntu started out with.

Well done - I know many are switching.

If thine brown eye offend thee, blast it with a laser

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Red eyes are common

.. mainly on Monday mornings. Having said that, I reckon that in the more rowdy places they will ask you why you need a laser for blue eyes if you can get them for free with a bar fight thrown in..

:-)

BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

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Stop

Now what..

.. does your 3.51 remind me off? No, seriously, that is a version that somehow triggers synapses. However, it being Friday they don't find any friends to talk to, so I may never know.

No, wait. Aaaaaaaaaaaargh - Windows NT..

Do NOT do that to me on a Friday ever again.

Google explains 'why' ads target user's Gmail

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Ditto WahtsUp - the price for that service is your privacy as all your "sms" replacement traffic now flows over a US provider.

But I cannot see why Google would need weaseling. It's not like they keep keyword scanning a secret, it's in their T&Cs..

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Nothing dodgy to see, move along..

Maybe you don't use the service, or never bother to read what you agree to - it's in the conditions that you allow Google to scan your email. They promise it's "automated", as in "we trust the programmer to be decent about keyword use" but to me, the real kicker is in their terms & conditions where they hep themselves to perpetual rights to whatever you place on Google services (google.com/accounts/TOS, chapter 11).

The only sensible advice with using Google or any other large provider is to only give them content that you don't want a group of your worst enemies to see..

Inside WD's flooded Thai factory

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On the bright side..

.. you already have the building in place for a water-cooled data centre.

The worst about this is the gazillions of people out of work across the whole country. And I'm wondering if this will affect the harvest, I hope not because that's an absolute disaster waiting to happen :(.

Samsung demands iPhone 4S source code in Aussie row

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Yup - doesn't look goo for either

As an outsider I don't really care who started it (actually, I do - who?) - both are now covered in mud. The ONLY people that gain from this are lawyers - I'm now not interested in either. As I cannot plan a corporate strategy on a phone I may not be able to use, both of them are out of the picture..

As iPhone 4S battery suckage spreads, fixes appear

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May I tank you for the word "copacetic"?

I had to look it up - brilliant. Or copacetic..

:)

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Yup - ditto.

Although it nuked Stanza, about which I *extremely* pissed off because there is no chance it will ever get upgraded now.

A rapid first hands-on: Nokia’s Windows phones

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I could do with a UPS..

Recently a mate of mine asked what I had in my rucksack.

As I was just using my iPhone I said, "that's the spare battery". I can't blame him for believing me, with WhatsApp sending all my SMS traffic to the NSA and 3G sucking the rest you actually need more juice.

I found a way to survive a day with one charge. First off, I ripped out WhatsApp (not tried iMessage yet - same NSA problem, ditto iCloud location services), secondly WiFi off, thirdly - no 3G. Especially the latter is an absolutely astonishing battery booster. I'll switch it on when I need the Net, but for email EDGE is good enough..

Anyway, sorry for the digression. It's the UPS that done it :-).