* Posts by Fred Flintstone

3108 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jun 2009

Windows 8: Not even Microsoft thinks businesses will use it

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Re: Metro On the DT is CRAP !

I just realised that this is not exactly good marketing for Excel either, if that's how they have done that projection :)

Touchscreens to get finger friendly

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And gaming..

The first time since, umm ever, a game of whack-a-mole can become interesting. You could also move objects around on such a screen (low weight, like ping pong balls or chess pieces) - this tech may have application beyond screen keyboards.

Last but not least, you could conceivably create an interface for blind people with this. Awesome!

Plasma drive starts with pee

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One disadvantage..

The presence of urine means life forms - and if you slowly leak away (sorry) the available resources they will eventually end up dead forms..

82 London Underground stations to get free Wi-Fi for the Olympics

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Soap dodgers

If only. I've come across enough people who evidently missed their annual bath for the second time that it has put me off using the tube altogether. Eugh.

Facebook goes offline, shares stabilise at merely disastrous level

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So, can we thus say..

.. that both Mark Zuckerberg and the shares presently go down a lot?

The one with the copy, of Viz, thanks..

Thai webmaster walks after insulting royals

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Well if they had the same laws here in the UK then the entire journalist population would be in jail

Let's not forget Have I Got News and Top Gear :)

Assange loses appeal against extradition to Sweden

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"So he had a winkie-leak"

There, fixed that for you.

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Re: execute people on the Reg forums

Dunno, I did say I was for bringing back hanging, just not by the neck. Seems appropriate here given the sentiment :)

I do agree with some that the correct statement is is that he is wanted for questioning in relation to a possible rape. The circumstances seem to support a charge, but until a judge say he is guilty he is just a weak tosser - oh, no, that he isn't, make it jerk.

He is not actually a rapist, nor was the original charge this - it escalated into one at that level because he didn't cooperate with what I personally don't see as a wholly unreasonable request from the women involved. So, principally he is wanted for being a jerk, with questioning potentially elevating that to rapist.

Is that enough to get downvotes? It's been pretty poor so far - just as if nobody cares.. :)

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You know..

.. some people really need to check out their keyboards. They seem to have developed a strange kind of auto-repeat, combined with a stuck caps lock. Weird. Is this this Flame thing the virus chaps talk about?

Scandal-hit Olympus plans to axe staff, flog off stake – reports

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Re: Too rare

You may want to invert that question to avoid a high return: how many were not?

Microsoft forbids class actions in new Windows licence

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@That Steve Guy

On a side note I do wonder if they can have a class action suit against the class action clause?

Actually, that would create the first legal recursion. Genius idea!

NHS helpline 'won't be cost-effective' to taxpayers - Capita

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Re: Hmmmm

That's a roundabout way to a far simpler argument:

"we will not make enough profit to pay for my next yacht, so we will play hardball".

Don't forget that they know a new deal must be hammered out soon, so this is simply gaming for just how much they can cream the tax payer over and above what it's actually worth.

If I had some cash I'd create a new company, take advantage of the "buy more from small firms" statement (which they still have to prove) and beat the crap out of Crapita by being more efficient with the money (which is really not hard - any larger firm generates inefficiencies such as large CEO pensions etc).

MPs brand BlackBerrys for bobbies scheme a failure

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Interesting conclusion

I find it fascinating that a government which has the ability to buy in gazillions does not manage to use that leverage to control the prices. Centralising procurement was exactly done for that reason, so which muppets were running that show?

Methinks a couple of carpets need to be lifted, closets opened and bank/expense accounts examined - I may be crap at accounting but I do smell figures *NOT* adding up here. This warrants an investigation, and pronto.

Apple confirms WWDC keynote for June 11

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Re: @jeebus

Oh dear - pot, kettle and all that.

He does have a point, which is why I think it's a bit early to tell if Apple is no longer Apple. The first thing that happens after you take over from a control freak is that you discover the bits he/she/it (to keep it generic) has been shoving under the carpet because it didn't agree with their "vision". The predecessor has to first remove those bumps from under the carpet, and in such a way that it does not diminish the past glorious leader or the shareholders do a runner (it's not like they're not nervous already - the stupid ones still think they "missed out" on Facebook)..

First job (pardon the pun) is to keep the ship going, the *next* time is when I expect to get an idea where the new captain is taking the company. That's the point where you can judge if the company has a future, or becomes a slow leaking version of the Titanic (i.e. becomes Microsoft under Ballmer).

IMHO it's still too early. Steve's ghost is still lingering, which will not be helping as everything Apple will do will still be somehow attributed to Jobs, for or against. It needs to lose that shadow. The problem is that it may need to lose the shadow, but show new strength in vision. Not quite sure Apple has that yet. As I said, too early.

People-powered Olympic shopping mall: A sign of utter tech illiteracy

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The only green tech that has really worked ..

.. isn't green, it's white and depends on yellow.

The Urimat waterless urinals actually seem to work (and the mechanics underneath are Swiss, so it'll probably last as well).

For the rest I have seen so much BS sold in the name of "going green" that it tends to set off an allergic reaction when I read it. Take a simple example, hybrid cars. Yes, they may save you some money and fuel - but if you buy a decent modern engine you get about the same savings, but the car is massively cheaper (so the higher use is paid for by the $$ you save), and it has no dependency on chemical components that can only be mined chemically.

FYI, to extract the base ingredients of a lithium battery from ore, you need MASSIVE titanium vats and heaps of energy, so somewhere else on the planet, huge belching clouds of a mining extraction process undo the alleged greenness many times over.

Facebook IPO plunge sparks tidal wave of lawsuits

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Re: Rules of investing

Rule #7: Invest in what you personally understand.

Part of the problem is that the FB investors relied on the statements of the banks and FB because hey had no own topical knowledge. It's simple: if you don't understand the business you're investing in, you can be taken for a ride by practically anyone. QED..

Zuck weds self to lady friend in surprise ceremony

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.. in other words, dangerously close to perfect as insults go - it offends everyone.

Must write that one down somewhere..

Smoke-belching flash drive self-destructs on command

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Re: I luurrrrvveee the intro from RunCore!

I have the feeling they didn't do too many takes - it gets costly with a physically destructing drive (although I personally would not be above "accidentally" screwing up so I could so it again :).

You can see that in how she keeps away from the drive - she had no idea what it was going to do..

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Re: @Benjamin 4

Yes, but there's never a sledgehammer handy when you are stopped for a search at customs.

Finally a use for those armed guards walking around.. Aim here, please..

Actually, I can see it now - a new coin driven machine with the kind of pulse degausser that is guaranteed to melt the NHS amalgam out of every Brit in the vicinity with NHS dental treatment. Hmm, must go and look in the old shed if I find parts..

Senator probes NASA airfield deal for Google's jets

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WTF?

Sorry, you've lost me here. What does that have to do with a basic enquiry into the actual deal?

If there's nothing to see, cool, a simple answer with details gets it out of the way. If there IS anything dodgy I expect every dodgy in the lawyer's books, including claims and astro turfing that it's obviously a competition inspired conspiracy. Well done for making a start on that, but you're a bit too early. Give it a week or so, then come back.

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The plot thickens..

There are actually two separate letters in progress.

The other letter is asking questions about security - when the phrase "foreign nationals" shows up in any other context than extra-ordinary rendition it seems Americans get nervous..

More here and here - the latter also provides a neat calculation of just how much Google saves per flight with the fuel deal (or deprives the tax payer - take any interpretation you want).

What really got people's back up is the usual: others were denied such a deal, so fi Google has been creative this could get entertaining, and will require popcorn to follow.

BTW, it's ironic that I had to work hard to get the above links out of Google..

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Re: How much Google pays NASA?

I don't think it's just the value to the taxpayer, it's also the reasons why they were given permission to do this. If Google has knowingly made false statements as to the purpose of their use they ought to hang like everyone else for deception. If they did not, they have nothing to lose by providing clarity.

"Nothing to hide" - heard of it?

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At the moment it *is* just a question, and I think it's good they should check. Google has every chance to help those cheap fuel rumours out of the world, and if they cannot they ought to cough up. They too should have nothing to hide.

If it's such a good deal for NASA it can be trumpeted as a model for others. If not, Google should pay its dues and fess up that the basis on which they got that concession were fraudulent (which seems to be the case). I don't see the problem here, I think it's good someone checks this out.

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Re: Witch hunt

These were unused facilities Google is paying the upkeep on. If not for this the site may have had to be razed at great cost.

If that's true I would guess Google has nothing to hide and will be happy to answer a totally legit query. I think the enquiry makes sense - clarity is preferable over assumptions so if Google can document that all is well there is no problem. I cannot see the detrimental effect here at all.

I can see especially evading fuel duties as an interesting question - there is no reason why accompany that is already employing every possible trick in the book to avoid tax should get an easy ride. It's not like they would fold overnight if they had to pay their dues..

$US38 share price values Facebook at US$104b

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Overstating the obvious..

"Share values may go down as well as up" is overstating things in this case. "Share values may go down" is where that statement should end..

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A very good comment: FB is a Ponzi scheme

From what I've seen so far, it's a bit like the dot con boom is back: it will only run for as long as it finds new victims, sorry, users/advertisers to sign up:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanholiday/2012/05/17/why-i-lost-my-faith-in-facebook-advertising/2/

It seems to agree with my own feelings about the value of FB: it's "make your money new before it falls apart" style marketing, and again the investors are led to hold the can afterwards.

Facebook's Eduardo Saverin: I'm not a tax-dodger

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Wouldn't it be nice..

.. if Casey and Schumer would focus on all those companies that keep their money abroad instead?

That'll teach Saverin to sponsor these guys' campaign BEFORE he makes such announcement. After all, that's what most companies do...

GM snatchback of $10m Facebook ad cash = amateur move

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The best arguments are made in a Forbes article: FB is a SOCIAL site, not one where people actually look for products.

I think the above article says it very well - nothing needs adding..

Off-the-shelf forensics tool slurps iPhone data via iCloud

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Re: Why no Android phones?

Android simply forces you to use Google - a lot of the functions simply do not work without a Google account, so there is a nice audit trail of when you used a function (and possibly where you were at the time as parts of the Streetview WiFi sniffing now is done through Android as well).

With Apple, the iWiretap, sorry, iCloud and iMessage services are at least still optional - it also works if you do NOT want to use because you have such trivial things to worry about like client confidentiality (the bit they never mention about gov santioned intercept is that YOU still get to hold the can if any of that data leaks).

Also, Apple isn't really in the business of grabbing/stealing and sucking as much data from users as they can get away with (and even NOT get away with as long as they don't get caught) - that's Google's business model. Apple sells mainly kit and an ecosystem to go with it..

ICO blasted offline by DDoS cannon in Leveson protest

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Re: The irony..

What a bunch of useless jerks they are. I'm working on protecting the privacy of some people, and I can't even look up the ICO's phone number. Well done, clueless idiots.

China begins work on world-beating MEGA power cables

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Terahamsters is..

.. so totally, totally epic it deserves an award. Seriously. I think my recently partially mended ribs have just snapped again - worse, I need a new keyboard now. Bwahahahaha...

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Re: More than enough...

Hamsters and breakaway makes me think of Richard Gere.

I seriously need to get some coffee..

At last! A use for Blighty's phone-boxes: Free Wi-Fi hotspots

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Re: Don't knock the old phone boxes!

Heck, I have even amused myself with those amazing dial relays they used - that kind of engineering was actually fun.

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Re: Don't knock the old phone boxes!

And they don't even stink of smoke any more!

True. These days it's urine..

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Re: contact details?

.. and Pay-as-you-go SIM. My main worry is still that somewhere a telco will start offering free SMS - the cost of SMS is the only thing stopping you being flooded with ads and make your phone unusable. Case in point: try to cross a border with a UK O2 or Orange SIM and you get several text messages telling you how wonderful their service abroad is. No way to avoid it - the system finds you abroad and whammo, provider spam.

Now imagine that door open to every idiot on the planet..

Yahoo! director! bows! out! after! CEO! CV! blunder!

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Re: It all sounds like.......

Yup, and Third Point's "mission" is not to dig out discrepancies, but to gain control by planting their own people on the board. I have no opinion for or against, but it appeared the primary driver from what I have read about this so far..

HMRC's real-time PAYE pilot trousers 310 more employers

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Re: Taxman still rolling out bugs

Is that Aspire or Aspirin ?

Fanbois froth as Apple claims 'iPhone5.com' rights

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Re: Well, duh.

Apple doesn't need to do that. What they are doing now is correct - you cannot pre-emptively defend a trademark, you can only act on infringement. Precog is not (yet) allowed in court :)

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Re: cybersquatting

Yes, we all *know* that they are a cybersquatter looking to make some moolah, but actually we don't really know because Apple won't admit it.

It's easy. Do a WHOIS on iphone5.com and iphone6.com and you get the same org. All names registered at the same time, all behind a privacy shield. BTW, an accidental mistype showed there's also an iphone78.com out there :).

Megan Fox fingers fondleslab in sexy store promo

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Is it a coincidence..

.. that this article was penned by "Hard" Reg?

Tsk tsk tsk :)

US, Euro e-car makers back 'standard' AC/DC jack

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Not sure if it's really committee or if it's simply a ballot to be returned using an Stamped Addressed Envelope..

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New measurement!

Actually, that inspires a thought: how about expressing the charging time in PoE minutes? Not sure what the max is, but for e-cars it will be a whopping big number - maybe worth using "PoE weeks" instead..

'Giant vampire squid' seeks social media guru

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Check out GS's exposure ..

I found http://demonocracy.info/infographics/usa/derivatives/bank_exposure.html rather informative on just how exposed banks are, and Goldman Sachs features here with simply worrying numbers..

Why embossed credit cards are here to stay

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It doesn't fix the basic problem..

Even with a mechanical pay slip you still have the problem of stolen credit cards - if you want to leave prevent fraud you should combine that with a picture of the actual card owner or you might as well not bother. As a result of the lack of online feedback, merchants with mechanical payslips will prove a route to still draw funds from a card that has already been blocked.

The second problem with mechanical payslips is over-limit spending - an online transaction does an account check, a mechanical one doesn't. I actually have no idea how this gets handled - does the merchant get reimbursed anyway?

The current credit card concept is *horribly* broken..

Apple blocking Dropbox SDK over in-app buying

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Re: Anti-competitive?

I was just thinking the same. It's one thing to be suspected of anti-competitive behaviour, it's quite another to provide such hard evidence..

Facebook button triggers tidal wave of human organs

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Re: have a heart

Shouldn't you wait with donating a heart until you're dead?

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Yup, just you wait until donors are starting to have accidents, or until the next "upgrade" which just happens to set your permissions for organ harvesting to "on", especially that helpful option "if I have 2, come and get one even when I'm still alive".

I'm OK with the publicity, but I dislike donorship being trivialised in this way. But that's just me.

Kaspersky: Apple security is like Microsoft's in 2002

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Re: WHAT!

"The thing that always bothers me, is, how do you know for sure?"

Exactly my point, also for Mac users. I don't buy myths, I need facts so my Mac has anti-virus installed. Simply to provide proof.