* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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Don't get sued or cuffed on Twitter: Read these top 10 pitfalls

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Re: Problem, Reaction, Solution ... Conditioning behavior.

But what would you then do if you wanted to state "Man I hate Justin Beiber, he's such a conceited twat" as an established fact? According to you, any audience would interpret "Man I hate Justin Beiber, he's such a conceited twat" as opinion. The first part "Man I hate Justin Beiber" is clearly a statement of dislike, but the person stating is may be in possession of information that "he's such a conceited twat" would be an accurate representation of fact - yet will not be able to establish that in a tweet.

Did anyone actually keep track of how many times we have managed to cram "Man I hate Justin Beiber, he's such a conceited twat" into posts by now? Just out of interest :).

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The "substantial part" is more of a worry

Given that a tweet is only 140 characters, you're going to hit the "substantial part" criteria of copyright law PDQ..

Kidney-for-iPad fanboi sues after illness strikes

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Let's start with the fact that chap wasn't quite all there

You're dealing with poverty and a not too bright individual.

It is likely he was sold a life full of roses for handing in a part of himself of which "he had two anyway", without any consideration of the risks (I'm guessing here, but I don't think I'm wrong to suspect that no downsides featured in the discussion). It could also be we only see part of the story - I find it strange that the chap was handing in his kidney to solve someone else's gambling debts so he might have been helped along in his decision with some creative poker and some threats to what would happen to his family.

You can laugh about this, but take the Apple toy out of the equation and it looks like the chap didn't have much of a chance and I feel sorry for him.

Reg readers scrap over ultimate bacon sandwich

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Re: @Micheal

That is a gloriously good summary - thanks for that (especially with the collaborating data). I never knew this.

I would upvote you 10 time if I could :)

Google pays just $22.5m to FTC over Safari tracking blunder

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Re: Slap on the wrist?

That's not a fine, it's a travesty encouragement

There, fixed that for you, but I agree: fines are supposed to stop errant behaviour. The level of this fine basically acknowledges that the law doesn't matter one jot as long as it's Google.

Not a Cloud in my holiday sky

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Re: Laptop

As long as you don't buy mine - I have my eyes on that as my next one as well. Macbook would go to my son after getting an SSD of sorts, because it's robust - childproofing a computer has more to do with physical robustness than any misguided attempt at locking a child out from what it already knows more about than its parents :).

But no, you won't - because I need a non-UK layout on account of having to deal with various languages that had to reach beyond the 26 characters A-Z to express themselves..

Having said that, the retina Macbook is also eye-watering. But that has less to do with its display than the price..

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers

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Re: Does it matter? @ TheOtherHobbes

Top-end Apple laptop? 4 or 5 years, easy.

Umm, I don't think so - it depends which part fails. Batteries, for instance, are known for a short life (that's why you can never get them under extended warranty), and hard disks run AFAIK a close second.

Having said that, I tend to have a machine cycle time of about 2..3 years so I never get the extended warranty - also because I tend to take good care of my machines. It makes sure it keeps running reliably (in my experience, if electronics fails it tends to do in the first 3 months), it makes it easier to resell, and it's in general much nicer to work with a good looking machine..

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No way this is real..

That thread cannot be made with the traditional manufacturing methods (OK, AFAIK, but even the body and thread colours differ which suggests it's made up).

In addition, if this is at the size the normal Apple screws are the tooling would be a complete pain in production - there is nothing to centre the screw (no tapering or lead-in at the end of the thread nor any guide for the drive toolis), which would would make a mess in the sort of mass production volume Apple works at.

In addition, a drive tool with such small detail would have issues with material strength.

So, IMHO much ado about a fake..

Bucks muck chuck muck-up leaks 840 email addresses

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*FRAUD* team

Wow - impressive word to use in a cock-up, and totally wrong. AFAIK this has zip to do with fraud..

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Re: Before we get carried away...

Lol, yes, you could almost make that a default if opt-out wasn't illegal..

Zynga COO quits: Game over for John Schappert

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No surprise whatsoever

It shares the business model with Facebook: invade privacy to make money. The difference is that Facebook does it on its won, Zygna is dependent FB feeding it.

FB may buy it, but I suspect that FB will wait before the corpse has nearly stopped twitching. Their current share price gives no reason for largesse..

Microsoft and NYPD install big data crime-fighting system

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Re: "on drugs or taking the piss?"

The two are not mutually exclusive, but I think you forgot "deluded".

I'd vote for "on drugs and deluded", keeping the good ol' 2 out of 3 rule alive :)

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Re: Shades of "total information awareness".

Given that this is a system developed by Microsoft I don't think you need to worry, it'll spend more time patching and rebooting that being able to invade anyone's privacy :).

However, joking aside, *this* system is about handling public data (video feeds et al), bringing together data that is already out there. AFAIK it does not invade bank accounts, phone records etc. so I'm less worried about privacy here.

What I *AM* worried about is the kickback that has the potential to negate any proper review of needs versus acquisition. If another police force would be better served by another, non-Microsoft system it will now be pressured in foregoing any evaluation by NYPD as it has an interest in helping Microsoft.

I *seriously* disagree with the co-opting of an organisation that is paid out of the public purse - this amounts to buying the police to act as a sales force for one commercial provider. That the NYPD recommends the decision, OK, but the kickback is a dangerous and IMHO unacceptable precedent as it promotes a monopoly.

SCO keeps dying, and dying, and dying

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The massive problem we have with SCO..

.. is that these people have now more or less written the manual for legal harassment.

If this affair attracts no reasonable sanctions I fear we will see a repeat of this sort of crap because SCO got away with what looks plain vanilla abuse of the legal system to me. Which means it'll happen again.

Hiccups in Apple's iCloud after yesterday's hack of hapless hack

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Apple has solved the problems reported by the forums!

... by closing the forums..

At least, that's what it tells me right now - "we are busy updating Apple Support Communities for you and will be back shortly"

T-Mobile puts 'Full Monty' tariff on diet

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I'm wondering, isn't this more to manage demand (and make a fast buck, of course, why pass up the opportunity)? In London I've heard rumours the mobile networks are pretty near saturation..

Facebook pokes devs' wallets: Mobile app ad beta launches

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Re: Yeah right.

The more accurate description is thus "asocial apps". Which means they are indeed very much in tune with Facebook..

HSBC brands EVERY Apple iPhone 'an insecure PC'

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At least a bank..

.. where IT delivers for the business: both equally inept.

wonder if they have taken on staff recently. RBS staff :)

For flock's sake: Scared sheep send SMSes to Swiss shepherds

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Re: Frikkin' lasers...

Genius idea. Nature already provided an in-sheep mounting bracket as well :).

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Re: "big fans of the temporary electrified fences,"

There is a good chance that by that time, the transmitter would already enjoy the stomach acids of the predator..

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Re: False positives...

Some more reasons why sheep get excited: cars, sandwiches, other sheep, shepherds, shadows, trees, grass

.. farmers .. :)

Woz: Cloud computing trend is 'horrendous'

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Re: And yet...

..all I have to do is say something negative about Steam, and it brings out massive downvoting.

That's easy.

Steam = vapour <> Cloud

Anything else I can help you with? :)

Curiosity snapped mid-flight by Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter

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Re: A stunning achievement by all those overweight scientists

"gravity challenged" might fit the situation better anyway :)

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Re: "...a couple of megabytes per second."

Nah. Just set a mother of an MTU :).

Basically, you have the satellite problem here - if you wait for an ack before you commence transmission you'll have missed the window. Instead you work out when the relay will be in range and set it to burst. You do the same on the Earth side, and just make sure you catch the acks coming in later (otherwise you'll just have to do it again).

Long distance comms is a whole different ballgame, and I think they have this down pat. Hats off - a job *seriously* well done.

Euro NCAP to mandate auto-braking in new-car test

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Re: @Richard 12

Cruise control also cuts down *substantially* on speeding tickets ..

My fav use of cruise control is alongside roadworks which narrow the road. If traffic allows (you need some room) I set speed at what is allowed, which then leaves me 100% free to watch the road and other drivers instead of having to guard against going 3 miles over and being penalised for watching traffic for safety reasons..

Oh, and smooth changes of speed are good for fuel consumption.

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But sadly..

.. for ABS to work, it needs a car to have the ability to STOP braking, under electronic control. And that's exactly what researchers used when they were researching remote hacking of cars: they locked up ABS so you had NO brakes. None whatsoever.

That's why I have reservations about mandating more gadgetry - let's first sort out the security issues. Otherwise I'll order my car just "before* this comes in..

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Re: @iCode

Hitting someone up the arse is almost always the fault of the person behind

That's what my wife keeps telling me..

But, but, I wanted to be here all week..

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Re: Hmm

The faster we switch to robotic cars, the less people will die on the roads.

Bwahahaha. And you have been working in IT for how long?

The first thing that will happen is that someone will work out how to trigger those sensors remotely. It's already possible to hack a car from a distance so badly that the brakes no longer work, so if I was those regulators I'd focus on that first, THEN try again.

Scribe's mobe, MacBook pwned after hacker 'fast-talked Apple support'

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Re: A lot of "Moral High Ground" crap here

I really hope the people laughing here are 100% certain that their own deck of cards is nice and secure.

I wasn't laughing, I was annoyed with someone who (as a tech hack) should know better being stupid. Apple screwed up, badly, but the author cannot blame a lack of backup on Apple - especially since he had a Mac in that collection. Getting a decent backup going on a Mac is incredibly easy with time machine, and it's even easier if you se t it up on a network mount because Time Machine will automatically resume as soon as it recognises the home network.

As for you, if you use Windows get yourself a copy of Acronis True Image Home (download from acronis.com). That's all you need, and once you made the emergency boot CD (of which I always keep a spare ISO dump on the backup disk itself) you just let it do its thing to have a full, up to date backup (also saves deciding on what to back up - just do the lot). If you do this at least weekly you should be fine - better than buying yet another external drive you'll never use.. The benefit of a full backup is that you don't spend a week digging out serial number and installing and configuring everything again - you just rebuild from scratch and get on with it.

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Re: Can this from Woz be any MORE appropriate?

Never gone near the whole idea. From my perspective, all this "sharing" just makes life easier for unlawful intercept and identity thieves to get what they need to make people's life miserable. No thanks.

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Re: Apple fail

Umm, no, the helpdesk was asked for a password reset, not a remote wipe. The remote wipe was initiated by the hacker after he gained access - if helpdesk had given the actual owner a heads up that such was in progress it would have never gotten to the remote wipe stage. In addition, call me paranoid but especially the ability to reset my password by a 3rd party would have me worried - I have an obligation to protect client data, and some untrusted 3rd party resetting my password would not go down well in an audit. QED..

On the topic of remote wipe on iPhones, all the lucky finder has to do is to kill location services on the iPhone so one hopes you have at least a timed password/PIN set.. I have the "try 10 times and I nuke the device" option enabled - the cost of the device pales in significance to the potential costs of data disclosure, and my nervousness about any organisation having remote control access to my machine has been proven correct.

Personally, I would prefer Prey (preyproject) for my laptop if it wasn't for exactly that 3rd party control risk.. It works, and does a lot more if there is a problem, but I can't use that either. Sigh.

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Apple fail

In a way it is good that Apple has demonstrated that having good quality passwords counts for nothing if you have helpdesk staff capable of overriding it (I guess the same goes for Google's two-factor login - insiders beat front end any time). What I want to know is why it wasn't possible to start such a reset process with a code send via iMessage to all his devices? They had his Apple ID, so they had an address, and by sending a reset code which needed entering together with some private details such as last iTunes purchase or something it would have stopped the hack attempt dead and would have alerted him to the attempt in progress..

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I have just a single question for this techno journalist

WHY DID YOU NOT MAKE YOUR OWN BACKUP, YOU MORON?

Honestly, someone with just the smallest smidgeon of a clue would have backed up at least his laptop (it's harder with iDevices because iTunes only keeps 1 backup, thus erasing the very thing you need when you connect the device for recovery - duh). It's not like it's hard on a Mac, even if you don't use stuff like Carbon Copy for a bare-metal backup you can even just boot from in case of emergency there is still Time Machine.

Personally, I will not go near iCloud, but Apple is trying to brute-force people down that route by making it the only resource through which you can keep notes and reminders in sync (you an use groupware for calendar and contact sharing). As a matter of fact, the very first thing it does when you enable iCloud is make an immediate copy of your contacts - it doesn't even ask. Only after it has gone live can you kill that off - you then have to log into iCloud to zap what it has copied. AFAIK that breaks Data Protection rules in Europe, but IANAL.

Anyway, nice single point of failure. True Cloud services - the data went up in smoke..

Siri sued again as Taiwan uni cries foul over patents

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Hahaha - yes, I listen to BBC's Radio 4 Now Show too :)

Ten freeware gems for new Macs

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Re: Caffeine, MagicPrefs, GPGMail, Chicken of the VNC, photorec and more...

With you on GPGMail, although I tend to use Thunderbird which works just fine on OSX 10.8 (OSX Mail doesn't do read receipts and delivery flags which sucks). Thanks for the photorec tip.

I also like MenuMeters (www.macupdate.com/app/mac/10451/menumeters) and exiftool (www.sno.phy.queensu.ca/~phil/exiftool/) which just had a new release..

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You missed one: geektool

Geektool is one of those tiny utils that you don't know you need until you have it, and then you cannot do without.

Geektool allows you to run little programs which output on your desktop. I have seen some positively awesome uses where people have a background and shape data and time onto it, but my needs are much simpler - I mainly have the output of some command line work on screen: one runs every hour or so and puts this months' calendar on screen (basically the out put of "cal"), one works out my current IP address inside and outside and -when available- WiFi IP and SSID in use, and one updates every 10 seconds the top 4 processes on my machine.

It's just a very handy, slightly quirky tool.

Apropos Carbon Copy - it's now payable, but it does give you 30 days free use, which means you can focus on recovering a busted disk without having to search for your license key first...

Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

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Re: The point of going to Mars?

Hmm, free mars bars..

'Sending timing data over cell network - what could go wrong?'

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Joke

Outlook.com? I'm confused.

As far as I recall, it has been outlook.exe for quite a few years..

Yes, it's Friday. Beer!

Tablet tech is really a Psion of the times

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Has anyone here ever used those Bluetooth laser keyboards?

Those systems that project a laser keyboard fascinate me. You need a flat surface to project it on, but it strikes me as an interesting idea. Anyone with any experience of that?

Airline leaves customer on hold for 15 hours

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Charge rate number holds must be reported to the OFT

Principle 1: you are calling for a service or contact

Principle 2: the companies advertising such contact number mention the costs (because they have to) - but NEVER mention you have to wait.

Ergo, when you call them and they do NOT provide the service you could say they are breaching fair trading standards - you have been misled in believing you end up contacting the company, but instead you provide revenue by listening to hold music. Personally, I think those companies should be forced to pay you back double the cost of waiting, and BT (et al) should be made to develop a waiting service which is free until an agent actually answers.

Only when waiting is no longer profitable will this stop, and if the OFT really had balls it would go after the long waiting times offenders.

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@LinkOfHyrule

So what you're basically saying is that customers will simply hear the aural equivalent of "what other customers said before you"..

Apple demands Samsung flogged for 'unethical' court doc leak

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It's so pointless..

I'm uncomfortable with the amount of force brought by both sides to fight an issue that is, well, almost driven by function.

If you have ever had a rectangular shape in your hand it's evident that it'll be more comfortable if you round the corners - heck, even a pack of cards has that (although the argument there is more to prevent wear). If you have ever used onscreen buttons you know there is a certain size below which nothing will be reliable. They're all design aspects anyone with half a braincell will eventually arrive at - independently. They do not constitute great contributions to mankind, sorry, and I say this with the greatest respect to designers, because I have seen them do great things to tech usability.

If either party had an absolutely groundbreaking concept they were seeking to protect, such as a battery that actually lasted longer than half a phone call, fine, OK, bring out the big guns. But all of the tactics and fighting over *this*?

They are seeking to gain a commercial advantage over the most trivial matter ever, and I fear the precedent this will create (either way) will be yet another massive stifler on innovation. Personally I would get both CEOs in one room and then smack both of them around the ears for wasting time in court and wasting corporate funds sponsoring lawyers.

Yes, I use Apple products, but also Samsung. Right now, I'm impressed with neither.

Thanks for all this data, UK.gov, but what on Earth does it mean?

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I think it's too soon to tell. I suspect there will first be a phase of obfuscation to bury the painful needles in as large a haystack as they can get away with (or omitting the critical bits and hoping that volume masks the omission). Another play I expect is using complex or rare formats, such as only providing the data in printed form in steel boxes welded shut, to be collected only.

On the plus side, there is at least a start.

Booth babes banned by Chinese gaming expo

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Re: You need to log in to use this part of the site

Yup, I think you missed "masturbating", but I guess you left that out because they don't do that in public unless they sing and are called George Michael, but I digress.

I prefer to express malodorous as "Having missed their annual bath. Twice", but that's a personal preference (and the few who know me personally now know who is behind the alias :) ). As far as I can tell, the rest is more or less correct. Maybe a sideways reference to inflatables, but that would possibly be overdoing things.

Thanks for the summation. However, let's not forget that sex sells. Even for charities.

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Re: virgin (but not the producer)?

Most of them don't enjoy standing around while ugly people stare at them, committing their curves to memory for a good wank later. They hate it, and they hate the punters. The ones I know often come back from shoots and shows in tears.

.. which is why they enjoy a normal chat with someone who has less problems focusing on their eyes than their assets (provided it doesn't get in the way of their work - after all, they are paid to draw attention to the product). If you are interested in people as a whole rather than just the decorative part you do get a lot better interaction.

Having said that, I agree that there are an awful lot of people around these days with Repetitive Stain Injury (no, that "r" is deliberately left out). What puzzles me is where they come from - wasn't Darwin supposed to take care of that?

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Why go to a show about video games if all you want to do is oggle women?

It may be because you can *download* the video game - gets a tad harder for the Real Life damsels.

If you go there *solely* for the eye candy, it still means you're at the show, have paid your entrance fee, drink some beverages and possibly buy product. WHich is what this is all about. Some even have fun there.

Personally, I don't have anything against booth babes. As far as I have been able to work out, you're allowed to ignore them too..

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Re: Why emphasize on "single"?

Being single or not shall not prevent a man enjoying the view

You're evidently single :)

Joking aside, I would have let it be. This sort of regulates itself - go too far and you won't get the girls to stand there either..

Humax YouView DTR-T1000 IPTV Freeview PVR review

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Re: Powerline Adapters ?

Ditto here - the damn things kept falling asleep to the point of going comatose (I tried 2 different ones, same problem). I wonder if they were used for this review, which may go some way towards explaining the frequently dropped network..

Cloudy emails up in smoke for FIVE days after fire knackers Giacom

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Re: plugged into the same 13A socket

We mirrored the data across three servers. However, they were all plugged into the same 13A socket

So what you're saying is that they suffered the traditional "cleaner outage" problem? :)

We took the precaution to choose a provider who was also hosting some VERY major clients, clients who insist on testing everything that moves (redundancy, power fail checks, personnel screening, ISO 27001 and banking law compliance). It means we have the benefit of all of that without having to pay for it ourselves. It still costs about 20% more than a "standard" provider, but it's worth the extra.

Of course, we still have a full outage scenario in our BS25999 BCM (and test this), but it's less of a worry than clients choosing bad passwords until we go 2 factor in a few months..

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I'm a bit appalled..

We run a small service, and even we have our stuff mirrorred over two geographically separated data centres (there's a good 120 km between them), and that includes DNS management..

Oh well, at least it was a true cloud service - all the email went up in smoke..