* Posts by Fred Flintstone

3110 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jun 2009

Microsoft Office 2013 heads for the cloud but fails to soar

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Are they ever..

.. going to bring out a version that returns the productivity they keep stealing with all that gadgetry?

A productivity destroying UI, coupled with auto.whatsits that mess up even your main activity in a word processor (typing), stored in a profoundly unsafe place which you have to rent - thus providing your own data as ransom.

All I'm waiting for is the announcement of a new file format incompatible with the old ones, always requiring multiple actions to save in the older formats ("which may lose features and functionality")..

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Allow me to jump in here (hi all).

I came across an issue with flagging posts - IMHO it would be good if you could provide a one-liner with the reason why you flagged a post for review, as it may not always be immediately evident. That also allows for a feedback loop which should (hopefully) result in a degree of tuning between moderators and those who take the time to flag a message as moderators can offer feedback too (I'm assuming a message facility here, but you have the email address of the user so you could just ping an email).

C'est tout :)

Ignoring Users

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I'm too nosy to deny myself the ability to see what they're saying

You're not the only one :).

LHC CMS yields unexpected 'new stuff'

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Joke

Re: Flattened gluons?

I thought gluons were point-like particles, so how do they get flattened??

Only the fat ones, obviously.

It's from the same branch of mathematics that states that 2+2=5 for extreme values of 2..

Chevrolets to get 'Eyes Free' mode for driving with Apple Siri

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Oh dear..

.. that's going to be fun for all those foreign people.

I know some guys from Glasgow whose Siri experience was, umm, "of limited utility" :)

Facebook tries to stop its staff using iPhones in 'dogfood' push

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Re: What to use when facebook dies ?

I love the mobile FB app - it shows just how well my ad blocker works..

Microsoft applies for patent for 'Google Goggles'-type AR specs

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whilst not actually bringing out a finished product

.. you mean, doing a Microsoft? Now *that* would be funny.

Data cops seek 'urgent clarification' on new Facebook advertiser plans

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Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence

Oh, here we go again. THEY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. Especially in FB's case is it entirely sensible to assume a combination.

Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

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Re: I wonder...

Except when he goes to the loo and finds it only opens the girl's bogs.

You say that as if that's a bad thing :). Personally, I think you've stumbled upon the most certain argument that swapsies will take place, unless teenagers have stopped being teenagers.

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Re: WTF???

I'd play this slightly different. I would just plant a few stories that some pedos were seen hanging around the school with RFID scanners. I am willing to bet that nobody would ask the question of how you could recognise a pedo - the political CYA alone would soon put a stop to this RFID tracking malarky..

What I want to know: did anyone bother to consult students and parent before blowing so much money on a system?

Microsoft dragging its feet on Linux Secure Boot fix

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Never ascribe to malice..

FFS, it's Microsoft. That is BOTH malice AND incompetence - no need to exclude one or the other.

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I'd do it differently..

I'd start CC-ing the EU Monopoly commission on every attempt, just to see who gets the hint first.

Win/win IMHO..

Pocket Wi-Fi hotspots paralyse Chinese metro lines

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Re: Idiots. @AC 12:30

I upvoted you because you (and someone else before you) make the only valid point in this saga: this seems to stem from a time where that band was empty and usable. You can't blame people for not knowing the future.

I fear their only solution will be either switching frequency or protocol, the former the better solution but also probably the costliest..

Want to run your own Apple shop? Start with £70k of German chairs

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They break my rule no 1

Dula (at http://www.dula.de) breaks my rule no1 of websites: music on the front page.

Argh.

Having said that. it all looks rather nice and impressive. Good photography.

Just what you needed: A cell phone with a remote control. No, really

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Re: Advantage of IR remotes

Solved all that with a Logitech Harmony and the add-on for the PS/3..

A bit fiddly to set up (I have a serious hate for user "friendly" software, the Logitech config software confirms this to the deepest possible level) but once it works it just does the job..

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Re: If you want a mobile with a remote build-in

I think there's some kind of gadget you can buy which does the IR part, with an iPhone and Android app as UI.

I personally have no need for it right now, but when I move I'll have to find it - it's probably the feature I muss most from my ancient Sony Clie PDA (and the only way to change the TV channel in a hotel or bar :).

PGP Zimmermann teams with Navy SEALs, SAS techies in London

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Re: Soldiers are geeky?

I'm a bit puzzled by that one too. SEALs and SAS personnel are crypto USERS, not crypto developers, so I cannot see how this contributes in any way to the security.

Maybe it's different in the US?

HP: AUTONOMY 'misrepresented' its value by $5 BILLION, calls in SEC

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Re: innovate or acquire?

fraud that even KPMG and Deliotte did not catch

Surely you jest? Let's just say I don't hold such a high opinion of the above..

Personally, I think HP bought a massive lemon and is now seeking to clear out the books. Conveniently, the people responsible have retired with nice packages and I'm sure they have been briefed already. There will be some blustering and some frantic scurrying to shove stuff under a probably already fairly bulging carpet, the auditors who flat out missed this will get another opportunity to earn fees (no such thing as money back), the press will be kept busy for a while, but in the end it will probably end up with zero after effects other than that HP has now written off a lemon, and the mention of fraud has kept the shareholders from running away.

I really don't expect much in the way of jail time here, sorry. Just a bunch of people being sacked to balance the books after this - nice justification and a faceless scapegoat of the past to blame it on.

Restaurateur jailed for customer sex profile revenge plan

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Re: And I thought the UK was bad?

Thanks for that - I keep mentioning this too.

At the root of this lies a VERY simple, basic principle: rights tend to come with obligations. I notice with interest that the obligations side tends to be casually overlooked when people go on about their rights..

Windows Phone 8 reboot woe causes outpouring of forum misery

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Re: Should you really be suprised?

could you try mounting a usb drive with two partitions

OK, I don't use my Win XP VM more than once every 2..3 weeks or so, but that one surprises me - I have never experienced that as a problem. Not even on Win 7 machines.

I look at the bright side: Microsoft actually delivered. The user experience is now identical across all hardware platforms Win 8 works on..

/me donning flame proof underwear..

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After 5 years you would think they would be fixed by now

Most of us know that warranty expires after 2 years - you should have brought it in earlier..

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"water can also be blue"

AFAIK, only when it's poured into things that are advertised as having wings. Look a few weeks back for an, umm, "refresher" (sorry, that pun was rather unavoidable)..

BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser

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I only fix Windows machines once

So do I. It involves gravity.

Skype fixes flaw that let anyone with your email address hijack you

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Re: Skype's getting too annoying

I would be very interested in downgrading too - preferably to a version that does not include Skype Home or the support for the marketing crap you now see showing up occasionally. Time to research using SIP instead..

El Reg mulls Forums icon portfolio shake-up

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Flying pig?

OK, it's a tad more traditional, but a flying pig is still a current expression, and very useful in especially the debates about government IT, or the MPAA/RIAA giving up or ..

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Re: couple of ideas

Actually, if you can do animated icons I'd like a chair throwing Steve Balmer, please..

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A bit redundant..

When you see the icon it's probably a tad late not to look at the entry :)

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.. and an "edit" option

I rather like the ability to only edit your posts for a short time (otherwise the comments can become meaningless). Especially when I'm using a system where my pet hate (Autoscrewup Correct) has been left on, posts develop errors only when you click the "post" button, which is why you get so many delete-and-repost entries.

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maybe..

.. a Zimmerframe instead?

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we need to remind him that El Reg isn't Viz.

Spoilsport. After me trying to encourage that view..

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That's another one: police tape

I think a police tape icon would actually be good too.

Apple stops Caring in Italy, probably all Europe soon

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Please don't

Hopefully we've not offended them too much and will have an update soon

The moment you start cowtowing to *anyone* is when I stop reading El Reg.

Sinofsky OFFSKI: Is Windows 9 now codenamed 'Defenestrate'?

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Re: Windows 8

As the Zen people say, we need 'beginner's mind'.

Ah, NOW I get it. Win 8 is for people using a computer whilst either blind drunk or stoned out of their heads.

Makes sense, that also explains why a normal human cannot make head or tail of it.

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Re: @Urs

The only thing is that its usually not black

.. that is, until they really add the option to customise the BSOD ..

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Re: Absent

If not, sounds like health, either his or close relative.

.. or a substantial amount of stock he needs to divest before the value tanks (even more)..

Windows boss Steve Sinofsky exits Microsoft

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Yes, but..

The problem here is that the world stage was exactly empty and in need of someone with more charisma than a road accident, which immediately excludes Ballmer. Ballmer would not even be able to inspire a convention of extroverts if he paid them, so MS needed a better front man.

Which they just sacked.

Applaus..

How to spot a terrible tech boss within SECONDS

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Re: A one-legged man goes to the doctor ...

You're starting with the wrong word, which highlights the root cause of what you may have seen.

In my opinion, you do not MANAGE people, you LEAD them. This implies two critical things:

- a working spine: leadership requires some strength and courage. That doesn't mean you have to be Conan, but you must be able to direct a team. If you're charisma and knowledge-challenged, avoid leading people.

- a goal. Kinda hard to lead people if you're only going around in circles. This can sometimes be a challenge as leadership skills may lack higher up the tree. I that case you'll have to define a goal and get it ratified (politics matter).

Just my opinion..

Judge: Your boss has no right to your emails held by a third party

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Re: Personal emails

How do they know they are personal unless they read them ?

It depends on the contract in play. The burden falls on the stronger party to prove privacy was signed away and the account should be used for business exclusively (that never really happens, but it gives a company the only handle they have against a privacy claim). Absent a valid contractual statement, private use is assumed, and thus privacy protection applies.

Microsoft Surface Touch keyboards self-destruct – and more

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Re: On fire?

I would buy a Nexus 7 that was currently on fire before any sort of Surface.

Upvoted for sheer humour value - irrespective of products

20 years of GSM digital mobile phones

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Re: The pain

Thanks, I thought I was the only one..

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Actually, there is a simple way in which you can get most phones to last more than a day: kill off 3G. For email you don't need it that much, and making calls doesn't use it either.

I got 24h out of an iPhone that way..

BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T

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Re: Just say no

Yes, that includes the pretty ones. In fact, especially the pretty ones!

I know of situations where they especially sent the decorative ones to get their way..

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Re: Just this once?

Yup. It's an exception ..

A bitter spill to swallow, or 'how to smeg up your keyboard'

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Re: Cous Cous

Do tell..

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Re: Anyone else..?

This is why I keep a spare for Apple. The flimsy excuse is cheap enough to buy a spare, and it prevents the massive loss of time trying to fight an almost impossible battle (that is, without wasting a LOT of time on it, which costs more than the keyboard). My internal debate is more about buying a *good* keyboard for Apple (i.e. Cherry or something), which will make a coffee incident costly but which is more pleasant to use, or stick with the cheapo stuff - and I just discovered I still have one of those Bluetooth things as well (too small, and they follow the same laws as torches when it comes to batteries).

I don't need spares for PC because I have bought many a keyboard over the years :).

iPhone senses you typing on table, bit of wood etc, turns vibes to text

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Back to basics..

I like the alternative thinking, but I think I'm going to do some digging for the laser keyboard thingy. If I have to type on a hard surface (which is not something you will do for long) I think I'd like something that doesn't take long to set up..

Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle. No, really

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Re: Why...

Why, oh why, does no one put a stop to this?

They're still figuring out a way to patent it.

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Re: Circular Transportation Facilitation Device

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn965-wheel-patented-in-australia.html

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Re: United States of (insert corporation name here)

The time will come when some corporation will patent the wheel

That has at least proper prior art:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn965-wheel-patented-in-australia.html

The principal problem with all this stupidity is that it gives rich corporations free reign to bleed a potential competitor dry in court. It is 100% irrelevant that the patent can be disproved - who can afford the battle in the first place? Idiots.