* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

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Re: Re:cavemen?

My archaeologist wife is frothing at the mouth

Sorry, you can't blame bacon for that. Rabies, maybe, but not bacon.

Microsoft about-face: Office 2013 license IS transferable now

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"Customer feedback"? Yeah, right..

"Based on customer feedback we have changed the Office 2013 retail license agreement to allow customers to transfer the software from one computer to another," Microsoft's Jevon Fark said in a blog post on Wednesday.

I'm not buying it (pardon the pun). I suspect this has either come about after strong hints from authorities that those terms won't wash, or because they simply have not managed to shift the product...

Oz Senator says Google Glass could 'end privacy as we know it'

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Re: Talking Sense

You could walk around with little office stickers. Every time you see one of these people you sticker the camera hole. Might make you unpopular, but it could be killer fun for a flashmob.

The problem is indeed that Google is trying to circumvent with volume what laws would normally prevent - not the first time. Unless it is possible to proxy the data stream through some sort of device that rips out other data, what you basically have is the Homeview version of Streetview, right there (the first to come up with that idea were the Germans, followed by the BBC)

And I, for one, will merrily chuck out anyone who walks into my house or office wearing one.

'Quantum fridge' gets close to absolute zero

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Beer fridges are boring

And to answer the question in the sub-head, yes, the device probably could cool your beer. It might cheaper and more convenient, however, to buy yourself a beer fridge.

Aww, come on. Where's the fun in that? The very genesis of hacking is to see what you can get away with for no other reason than that you (possibly) can (well, OK, there is actually a very good argument for it).

Bank whips out palm-recognition kit - and a severed hand won't work

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Re: Still Snake oil

So, what will you do with a compromised biometric data set?

All you have is a hash value, probably salted with a secondary key if the designer had a remote clue of securing access data, and you're going to use that to do what? Work back into a biometric model that will replicate someone's biometric ID elsewhere? A vein scan has a lot more data points than a fingerprint scanner (which is why you need specialist software to validate it within seconds), so good luck with creating a fake at vein depth in someone else's hand. If you want to replace someone's hash with your own you still need to create that first - you could do that by getting an entry in the system and then copying the hash, assuming the hashes are salted identically (which is not an approach I would take).

Biometrics themselves aren't the issue, it's how they are stored that is important.

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Re: silent alarm signalling against coercion

... except silent alarm signalling.

Not a chance, I've been through that with a vendor. There is no point in implementing that because it's simply not usable.

Problem 1 is that people under stress go into automatic pilot. It's already a problem to get people to memorise a simple 4 digit code, so asking them to remember another valid one under stress is not going to work. If they have to do something different to normal it is also possible that ye olde robber is well aware of that too by simple prior observation.

Problem 2 is that such a detection leads to a liability which the bank is never willing to take. Imagine you get an alarm code as a bank, what are you going to do? Warn the police? They show up, robber panics and harms client - who is responsible? Deny payment? Again, harms client. Pay but record surroundings? That already happens even for non-alarmed transactions so no added value there either. What's more, when alarmed you may have to pay back the transaction - expect plenty false alarms and fake robberies then..

Alarm signalling brings no benefit to the bank, which is the sole and single criteria a bank will use.

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Re: Contactless

Thank you Larry - my downvoters be aware - contactless does not always mean that, nor does it mean germ-free, what with sweat evaporation and air flow. it just needs close proximity. See also telephone microphone speakers - you don't touch that (merely breathe on it), but it's germ heaven

So is the ATM keyboard and screen, and as you shove a card into the machine you don't quite know what the rollers have picked up from the previous card either. I guess we need one of those glove dispensers next to it you find at the diesel pump (whose main feature is that it is always empty, which makes me suspect they only hang up an empty box to start with)..

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Re: Yuck

Hand print recognition on a cashpoint. I hope it comes with a role of handy wipes.

I actually know a Swiss company for sale that has used that sensor too - it is contact free. It picks it up from a distance, if I recall correctly 1..4 cm is OK.

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I wonder how they tested the "will not work with a severed hand" part.

Handsfree?

Farewell, Reg: This hack is hanging up her Apple jacket

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All the best - bet you'll miss the view :)

I hope your new office has at least an entertaining a view as the El Reg office at Leicester Square (and as wide a selection of food suppliers around it :-) ). I also hope that your new boss has the same twisted sense of humour that makes them hand out El Reg logo-ed paper notebooks to technical people :).

All the best at your new job, and good luck!

Torvalds asks 'Why do PC manufacturers even bother any more?'

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Re: Disagreed

I don't want to see pixels. I've seen plenty of pixels. I want the pixels to be so small that I see smooth fonts and sharp pictures. That's the point of having such sharp screens.

.. and then people go and play classic arcade games..

IT'S HERE: Seagate ships 'affordable' desktop hybrid drive

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Re: Educate me?

The 8GB cache is managed by the drive electronics, not by the OS. It seems to be monitoring what you access and how often, and adjust cache contents accordingly. You can notice this by the way it speeds up over the first couple of days you install it, and even the 3rd or 4th cold boot is already dramatic.

I stuck one in my laptop, and it performs rather impressively. I am not sure how it assesses what moves where, so I'm a bit reluctant to use a crypto file system, but as a vanilla swap-and-restore-from-original replacement it's been superb under OSX, and I have heard similar stories about Win 7.

Having said that, my purchase decision was based on the 750GB model dropping in price. Now I know why :).

Banged-up Brit hacker hacks into his OWN PRISON'S 'MAINFRAME'

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I love it..

Next up: new prison occupational therapy teaches lock picking..

Apple 'insider' explains why vid adapter hides ARM computer

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Re: @Fred Flintstone This was really stupid

Hold on, so instead of carrying around my Galaxy note and HDMI adaptor (£5 on Amazon), I have to carry around an Apple TV as well as an ipad?

:)

No, you're correct in that that would be useless for portable applications (my oversight, I tend to use a "normal" laptop for that which has a boring VGA adaptor). It's more for the reverse - we have a fairly large screen in our office which has become the major means of presentation since we stuck an old v2 Apple TV on it that someone had lying around gathering dust. Might as well give it something useful to do..

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Re: This was really stupid

a) outputting from an iPad to a TV means horrible video quality

.. which is why you'd simply push it wireless to an Apple TV. Works. Using AirParrot we do the same with Windows laptops..

Euro watchdog bares teeth at Microsoft over browser gaffe

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Re: Keelhaul them.

LOL, that would be actually quite a fun way to go about it, but may I offer an alternative:

1 - Fine the screaming crap out of them. No excuses. They spent years fighting the fine, so it's not like they were unaware of the issue (BTW, bad marks for EU enforcement, but it was up to MS to comply)

2 - Charge 10% interest for every month they are late paying. Because they will. I am not sure how the EU is going to compel payment, but shutting the door of every national MS outfit might work.

3 - use at least 50% of this fine to sponsor beneficial FOSS projects. I know this will start a fight for pork, but a good start would be staying existing projects such as SAMBA, LibreOffice and a DECENT replacement for Outlook. Oh, and forcing MS to make their products provably, fully compliant with MS OOXML or the OpenDocument format or lose government contracts - after all, that was the reason MS started that game.

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Re: Take the money

FOSS shouldn't need EU handouts...

Not handouts, no. Investment, yes. In that context I must actually give a thumbs up to the German government. Most people know of the Munich project, but few seem to realise that GPG also received a good boost from the German government in what I consider a very intelligent use of tax funds. They needed crypto they could trust, so they took an Open Source project and sponsored it. Win win idea.

There are plenty EU-level uses FOSS could have, provided someone with a clue keeps a bit of an oversight. However, I can imagine the moment someone as much as sniffs at doing something like the German government at pan-EU level they will be either politically manoeuvred out of the way or otherwise neutralised - far too dangerous to profit margins.

SpaceX rocket reaches orbit but Dragon fails to spit fire

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Re: Range Anxiety

Could be a Boeing battery ..

'Brit Bill Gates' was powerless to stop HP's Autonomy acquisition

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Re: Here's a thing...

it's not rocket surgery

It must be the weekend. How does rocket surgery work?

Hey, media barons: The noughties called, they want their mobile tech back

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Re: There are 2 points here. Benefits and screen real estate.

I think the fairest way is that the advertiser pays you

Well, that's what they do by giving you a service or a useful app in exchange for some advertising space. You can't go any further because the point of ads is not for them to be watched, it is for them to lead to a sale. Paying someone to watch ads is thus the reverse of the actual aim (or I may have misunderstood this - it IS Friday, after all).

As I have seen above, I think we need to be clearer in descriptions. There is a slot between "free" and "buy" which is called "ad supported" - if we could make that clearer quite a few issues would disappear.

However, I refuse to pay for a service with personal details. Not a chance.

Chinese Army: US hacks us so much, I'm amazed you can read this

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Re: But Really...

"To cause disruption to the enemy, to steal information, to cause internal descent, sabotage."

installing a lift?

Yup. It's called the Schindler attack. It works on many levels.

Ten smartphones with tablet ambitions...

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Another vote for the old RAZR physical format

The physical format of the v3i was as close to perfect as I've ever had a clamshell. Mechanics as well as design dimensions were *just* right. All it needed was (a) a non-shiny keyboard and (b) a decent OS and it would have been perfect, also because it could go for days on a *removable* battery. Which reminds me, I better buy a new battery for mine before they can no longer be bought.

It also had another good thing: the top display. It was far more discrete than your smartphone popping up a window over the screen lock and announcing to the world that ex no2 is calling..

If someone would buy that specific design and put a better OS in it I would buy it immediately.

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I had loads of split screen apps after I dropped it..

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I like both the price and the dual SIM

Frankly, I think the lack of dual SIM device on the market is evidence that device availability is driven by network operators rather than client demand, so I'm going to watch that device very carefully.

At that price I may just get one to play with - the shiny stuff is insanely expensive in comparison.

Having said that, there are some pretty interesting devices coming onto the market so very happy with the article as both an overview and an update :)

Squillionaire space tourist offers oldsters a holiday to Mars

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Heard in the control room..

".. can you check up on the thrusters?"

"They are asleep right now"

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Re: Wife Said Yes

Did you mention she would have to come too?

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Re: Solo

There is a risk you'd end up creating the biggest case of repetitive stain injury in the history of mankind..

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Re: Flawed

In space, no-one hears you snore..

Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

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Hmm, you need different ammo altogether..

Given that these robots are invariably controlled via cameras, one well aimed paintball will probably be enough to end the threat there and then. Ditto for small drones.

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Re: Vandalising government property?

Hmm, there's an idea. Create a robot that looks like a red herring and confuse literally minded people..

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Re: Vandalising government property?

That's not how the law works.

The guy was drunk and waving a firearm around. That's more than enough legal cause to kick in the door and taser the guy.

Hmm. It depends if the robot in question made itself known as controlled by law enforcement. I personally would have assumed the kid next door had upmodded their robot grass mower unless it had clear signs to say otherwise (maybe a blue flashing light or something) and would thus feel free to consider it fair game for demolition if I had the idea it was about to endanger me. I have no idea what these things look like, but you are not compelled to assume the sender is law enforcement unless it makes it clear in one way or the other.

It's actually an interesting question: what is the status of remote controlled kit? Does it have powers of arrest? Can it Mirandise you by loudhailer? Who is guilty if it backs up over the neighbour's kid? Or their dog?

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Ah, nostalgia..

.. gone are the days where a mere staircase was enough to stop them ..

Sniff.

Google: Our 'freedom of expression' should trump punters' privacy

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MASSIVE red flag here

I think the arguments in this case throw up a massive red flag - Google used the exact one argument they should never be allowed to get away with, irrespective of the actual issue at hand.

The red flag is for using the argument "we are a US company (but Google Spain actually isn't) so we should be wallowed to fully ignore EU law whilst collecting revenue here". That argument should not be allowed to stand in any way, shape or form as it would make a mockery of EU data laws.

Now, the actual issue is interesting, because it has come about by Google manoeuvring itself into the pole position of "path to find things on the Internet" by being what used to be about the best search engine (it still is, but that may not last as result ranking and advertising is starting to make a mess of it and increasingly demonstrates the risk of someone having a monopoly position in that respect). Thus, Google has become part of the route we use to find information - and has thus considerable influence on our ability to find or not find information.

The question in this case is thus if Google can get away with claiming to be the equivalent of a common carrier. I'm on the fence on this one. Sure, it's a massive thing to get to grips with personal information, but given that (AFAIK) Google collects in excess of requirement without adequate permission makes it almost a given that Google has thus saddled itself with the burden of having to take care of that information - if only because they could be ordered to destroy that in a more thorough fashion than they did with the Streetview data.

Razzie voters drive stake through Twilight

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Re: Why revel in things someone else has decided are waste of time?

Personally, I'm more interested in the reaction of the recipients, that is, provided the Razzies are actually reasonably honest and don't descend into a hate fest. Although we may differ in taste, I think we can all spot wooden acting or someone being cast in a role that probably wasn't to the best of their abilities - there IS a lot that can go wrong with a movie and series because making screenplay is simply a complex business with lots of variables.

The people that collect their award in person such as Paul Verhoeven, Tom Greene, Halle Berry and Sandra Bullock only end up looking better for it as it shows a strength of character and a sense of humour which elevates them above the "look at me" Hollywood stereotype. Getting the award does not need to be a negative event - how you handle it determines that. In that context, thumbs up for David Eigenberg too :).

Drone quadracopters throw and catch inverted pendulum

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Re: More

I really must wander in there next week :).

I don't care that it isn't autonomous (and probably needs a number of cameras to ensure the entire 3D movement space is monitored), it's still very impressive. I also like how the copter controls stop them from turning over after what are actually rather wild movements.

Hmm. Couple of cameras, fridge with cold beer, serving platter.. Must investigate :)

Bees use 'electrical sixth sense' to nail nectar-stuffed flowers

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How does that work with half a bee?

Apple files 'iWatch' patent application

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Well, it certainly a development ..

.. we'll have to watch.

What? What did I say?

:)

BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield

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I*so* missed this ..

Ah - a happy start of the weekend..

John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

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Re: Religions...

I fully object to those believers forcing their opinions on other people or trying to cause harm/discredit anyone who has an opposite opinion.

Even if they think emacs is better than vi? :)

(wait, wait, I need to get my popcorn first).

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Re: Sweeney

I'm kinda impressed that El Reg is now being visited by CoS commentards.

Sniff, I'm *so* proud. It's an all grown up e-zine now..

Oklahoma cops rake ashes of 'spontaneous combustion' victim

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this was an old person who smoked. I'm willing to bet he had health problems, and quite possibly had a drink problem too

So, your theory is that the alcohol basically caught fire through his smoking? Works for me :p

That's probably also a good reason not to cremate alcoholics - the risk of combustion..

Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

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Re: Scenario in my head (For US)

You know, I'd buy, sorry, lease a copy if that was a likely scenario, but only if we got a webstreamed camera in Ballmer's office when he's told. I'm sure that if we sold access to that webcam we'd have more than enough money to properly support LibreOffice..

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Re: Away with the fairies

Sorry, I just had this picture of a fat Ballmer fairy with wings buzzing around the halls of Redmond. Argh.

Pass the mind soap, please..

Google stokes hype machine over Project Glass robospecs

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Re: they all laughed alright...

Google's trying to find a better way to sell ads (Mr C's better route to India) ...... so what is going to be Google's New World, I wonder

Probably an automatic refusal for health insurance cover for people with facial injuries because they couldn't see the road for ads..

From stage to stream: The unseen tech at the BRIT Awards 2013

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More please

Love these sort of articles. If I could upvote it I would ..

Nature pulls ‘North Korean radioactivity’ story

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Re: Worlds most handsome man...

Hey, don't knock it. I've had curries like that.

Microsoft: You want Office for Mac, fanboi? You'll pay Windows prices

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Re: Yep.

you can requests that your Office 365 data never leaves EU servers if you require it.

That illusion only lasts until you read the US PATRIOT Act *properly*..

Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride

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Re: I never believe these stories / "Fly-by-wire" misunderstanding

in order to conform to EU safety standards the brakes must have a mechanical link.

Yup - but it goes via ABS. Which is where UCSD found they could influence proceedings enough to kill that off.

However, in this case I agree up to a point. Once you're up to a certain speed you have an awful lot of kinetic energy stored in the vehicle, I'm not sure you could get it to stop completely when the engine was still going full tilt, also keeping in mind that an uncontrolled automatic will downshift as you go slower, thus giving the engine more torque to work against the brakes. This is why you should always retain mechanical control over at least one of them: if you cannot kill the engine because it's kept alive by malfunctioning gadgetry, you should be able to kick the gears into neutral. Having both "automated" appears to be begging all the Gods of chance on your knees for problems.

I can't see any of us trusting a computer enough to allow it to act on its own - so I wonder just how many people will trust their lives to Google driving tech..

Google misses privacy-policy deadline, incurs EU wrath

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What percentage of UK, Dutch or Finnish citizens voted for the politicians that supervise CNIL ? Or was asked if they approved of CNIL "organising" something on their behalf?

It is a working group of appointed people, if you look at the actual letter you can see their names underneath it (and you can also see who joined that group of 27 a bit late :) ). This is not something the French did on their own, it is a collective decision. The French merely take point in this so it would not be a game of isolated lawsuits that could be played against each other. It strikes me that those EU people have learned a number of lessons from the games that Microsoft played, including giving Google enough rope to hang themselves.