* Posts by Fred Flintstone

3110 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jun 2009

Apple iOS 7 security bug allows fiendish wags to easily empty your wallet

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Re: I recall the 90's

Quite correct - OS-X is already on over 2,000 security vulnerabilities - versus Microsoft's worst ever OS - XP - on about 600....Ditto Linux distributions - e.g. SUSE 10 - over 3,800 vulnerabilities. IOS has had over 400 security vulnerabilities to date. But all of these never really hit high market share percentages.

You know that the "k" behind the 600 has a meaning too, don't you?

'Planned maintenance' CRIPPLES nearly HALF of all Salesforce instances in Europe, US

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How many single points of failure does your economy need?

The problems with the cloud summarised in one sentence - epic :)

BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

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His pulse never got over 75, not even when he subscribed everyone on the staff contacts list to several porn and gambling mailing lists. AND he still managed to finish the kebab...

Hahaha - I *live* for this sort of humour. Brilliant, just brilliant.

How d'ya make a JPMorgan banker cry? Ask him questions on Twitter

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Re: #AskJPM

Rhetorical question? or Troll !

And so, the rhetorical troll was invented. Don't you just love El Reg? :)

GIMP flees SourceForge over dodgy ads and installer

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Re: Sourceforge

I fully accept that I'm probably being thick, but it just isn't obvious to me.

No, you're not thick, it IS that bad, and deliberately so. Hitting the RIGHT button doesn't bring profit, after all.

Microsoft in a TIFF over Windows, Office bug that runs code hidden in pics

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Re: Put the pixels on the screen

I was merely attempting to point out that there is more going on here than simply "putting the pixels on the screen".

Apparently I was not successful in that respect.

I think you did OK, but it wasn't the question. The question was why this is STILL a problem. TIFF is not exactly a new format, and the whole handling framework of this format should have been stable many, many years ago. The absence of sanity in this respect (especially in the light of the vast amount of exploits that have taken place already) borders on criminal neglect IMHO.

Google lobs another €450m at cool Finnish data centre

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Just don't build it..

.. too close to the Ice Hotel, please.

Do dishwashers really blunt knives

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Get a half decent knife sharpener (~£10) and forget about it.

Sorry, no. Those half-decent are actually rubbish, because you end up cutting with burrs rather than a honed edge. A standard steel is the best to keep the blade inline and in condition, provided you do it regularly and you use a knife of decent quality steel.

US aviation watchdog approves $75K balloon ride into SPAAAACE!

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Re: Compressing the Helium

If they could pump some helium out of the balloon to put it into a compressed helium cylinder

You could just pump some of it into the cabin and give passenger duck voices in the process. Win win :)

Pop OS X Mavericks on your Mac for FREE while you have LUNCH

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Re: Wow, watch me fucking ignore your previous Time Capsule Backups

I'm intrigued - my Time Machine still just works.

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Re: What's the downside of the "upgrade?" vs Snow Leopard?

Mid 2010 MBP, now runs Maverick, zero issues with the upgrade other than that post upgrade, a lot of other updates followed (the whole of iWork, for starters, iMovie, iPhoto and some other stuff).

As for X11, as soon as you try and start anything that needs X11 (say, Wireshark), it will pop up a message with a link to the KB article where you can download XQuartz (70MB download). Install that and it all works.

They've taken my storage hostage ... now what?

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Re: TEST THE BLOODY THING

If I had a million upvotes you'd get them all.

What a twit: Obama aide FIRED for anonymous gov-bashing tweets

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10 days to think of an acronym for the operation

10 days to go through corporate services to get a meeting room

7 days tryign to get the meeting to show up on everyone's Outlook calender

1 days arguing about which pizza to order for the meeting

30secs to ask the network admin whodunnit

You must have the US equivalent of PRINCE2 certification :)

First Lavabit, now CryptoSeal pulls the plug: VPN service axed

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Re: The biggest problem is *not* the technical one.

Switzerland looks to be the only country that takes personal privacy seriously with a well functioning government, but there must be others?

AFAIK, Canada makes a good choice as well. Their issue is not so much law as having the US next door.

When you start looking at the global picture and how cross judicial processes work it's actually not that hard to ensure due process is restored, even for a multinational. There is only one absolute requirement: do not have your HQ in the US, which is bad news for Silicon Valley.

Microsoft pulls Win 8.1 RT code which upgraded Surface 'slabs into BRICKS

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Re: Bricked or somewhat confused.

I got a Surface RT for free and had no problems upgrading it to 8.1

Ah, so it's actually a karma upgrade: as soon as any money has changed hands for the device, the upgrade will brick confuse it.

Alarming tales: What goes on INSIDE Reg hack's hi-tech bedroom

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Re: Simples.

I'd end up strangling myself.

Which is, in a oblique way, a solution too :)

The mac with the piano string, please.

Slip your SIM into a plastic sheath, WIPE international call charges

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Re: Spelling?!?!

I think it's a very ap-pealing concept.

The dirty Mac, thanks.

Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

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Perhaps we could break their broadband, and he'd be out like a shot. All MI5 have to do is to persuade the Ecuadorian ambassador to go to TalkTalk - no one would ever suspect...

Hahaha, quality. That's another cleaning job..

Murdoch calls for world+dog to 'expose' Google

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Re: Have you forgotten

'liking' bicycles is a big no no

LOL. Monday morning hasn't even finished yet and I can go wash my keyboard :)

NASA's Jupiter probe wakes up after unexpected snooze

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Re: Radio hams?

Would that be a Denial of Ham attack? Love the TLA that would give :)

Wanna be Zuckerberg's neighbor? Tough luck, he bought the block for $30m

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*Please* don't give him ideas. Next thing you know he'll call himself Larry Ellison too :)

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Re: I have never understood the English system for unmamnned tills

Personally I'm more enamoured of the coin handling systems I've come across in the Netherlands. You just throw a handful of coins in it and it counts it quicker than any human could do it.

It makes it actually *fun* to be preceded by someone with a lot of small change, which is a game charger as far as I'm concerned, mainly because I have the patience of a hamster on acid when it comes to shopping.

US spy court says internet firms can't report surveillance requests

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Re: "You're"

You've spelled "you're" correctly. That may confuse people.

OK, now THAT made me laugh. Thanks :)

'Occupy' affiliate claims Intel bakes SECRET 3G radio into vPro CPUs

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Re: GCHQ Turing Test to Pass for UniVirtual Machine Command to Control Global Operating Devices*

Each sentence is written in a different European language using GCSE level skills. Each sentence is then translated in to Mandarin, the whole thing is then translated to Esperanto and then back in to English.

There is actually some fruit involved as well..

Massively leaked iFail 5S POUNDS pundits, EXCITES chavs

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Re: yawn is right

this article has to be one of the worst examples of some idiot ranting like a depraved dumped prepubescent girl over some moronic band splitting up

Let me guess, you're one of those analysts, right? :)

Parallels pledges roll-back fix after silent 'trojan' freebie install triggers punter outrage

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Re: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning. It's as if the people putting together spec on the project slept that class on what never to do.

Hmm, Computer Misuse Act? Malicious install of software without due authorisation?

New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

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Re: Affordability my arse

Camera Stabilisation -

-.. is a misnomer as neither the camera nor the optical system is stabilised.

Yup - inaccurate wording there - you're right.

If there is motion, the photos could be messed up regardless of the motion chip captured data. 'Cos, motion chip just captures data, does not apply corrections!

Correct, but what I see here is a possible different approach which seems to align this heavy duty motion processing with the camera. To be honest, I can't see *that* much need for motion sensing otherwise, but that may just be a lack of imagination on my part :). What can happen here is basically a removal of mechanics for this insane quest for ever thinner phones - I would have preferred someone to use that space to give more battery power, but it appears Apple seems to think we all just move from charger to charger during the day.

Also you have not used a recent £150 (well, I am a Brit!) compact.. Takes really good pictures nowadays.. Welcome to the present! One can even get a optical image stabilizer with optical zoom if one looks for even the £80 compacts! Don't you come here badmouthing the compacts, you Villain!

:). I wouldn't. I've been a long time user of the Panasonix Lumix range besides my DSLR. I just don't think you can say "more expensive than" if you are talking about devices that just happen to share one single function, namely taking picture - that's comparing apples to oranges, if you pardon the pun..

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Re: Affordability my arse

>>Fingerprint sensor that looks like it might actually be useful (for unlock and app purchasing) - AND might actually work,

> Rather than pins, passwords, gestures, etc... which all DO actually work?

.. and which are forgotten, copied, written on sticky pads etc etc. Usual for and against arguments apply.

>>All-new 64bit SoC - pretty damn amazing in a PHONE, FFS

> - pretty damn demented in a PHONE, FFS

Matter of opinion, see next for a possible use of all that power. Personally, what I see happen here is exactly what happened when Psion went from 8 bit organisers to SIBO (16 bit organiser): deployment in an easy device before expanding the technology through the range. Is the iPad 64bit? If not, I know where this chip will show up next.

>>Separate motion co-pro means future accessories won't need to fire up the whole A7 to get their thing on, sounds innovative to me...

> Can't see much purpose in making the handset constantly aware of it's motion while it's dormant. Isn't that what wearable stuff is supposed to be about doing better anyway?

Not dormant, but not in need of A7 processing - it's a subsystem. Duh. Same reason you have a separate graphics card which kicks the crap out of your main processor when it comes to chewing on graphic calculations. One of the possible reasons for this is ..

>>Camera that will probably take better pics than your average $150 compact,

> A joke? Any $150 compact will wipe the floor with your $700 iShiny.

.. the camera stabilisation. The idea of taking a couple of images with motion data attached is new, because acquiring and processing that data takes power too - hey, hello, a subsystem suddenly makes sense. And not having moving parts like gyros means less mechanics, ergo less risk of mechanical failure.

Oh, and ever tried to make calls with a $150 compact? No? Funny that.. I'm Ok with sensible arguments, yours aren't.

Smartwatch craze is all just ONE OFF THE WRIST

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Upvote the article

There are times when I feel I ought to be able to upvote an article itself.

Thanks for the laugh :)

Apple tries to trademark the term 'startup'

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well Apple already started with the letter "i" in front of anyname.

Well, at least there is prior art there...

Obama proposes four-point plan to investigate US data spooks

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Re: Obama is just a figurehead

I direct your attention to the BBC docu-drama called "Yes, Prime Minister!".

Hahaha - quality :)

Snowden's secure email provider Lavabit shuts down under gag order

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Safe Harbor isn't

How anyone in their right mind could trust a program that entirely relies on self certification of organisations that have everything to gain from being a tad casual with the rules is beyond me, especially after FISA, the USA PATRIOT Act and other fun ways to legalise government data theft.

In short, Safe Harbor isn't.

IMHO, it hasn't been safe from day 1 - it was nothing more than a marketing exercise.

MPs get secret squirrel dossier of 'lawyers, megabiz hiring hackers'

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Re: Rouge and conslutant

What I love about (Jake's) conslutant is that it has perfect plausible deniability - to those not in the know it merely looks like a typo. A consistent one, but you can sit there in all innocence - beautiful. :)

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Re: Rouge and conslutant

You know, you two are a prime example of why I prefer to read my news here :)

Lost phone? Google's got an app for that, coming this month

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Re: All I wish...

There is a solution to losing the remote control :). Check out the dimensions.

Galaxy S4 FIREBALL ATE MY HOUSE, claims Hong Kong man

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Maybe removable batteries are not so great after all?

Actually, they're great from a culpability point of view. Notice how the almost immediate conclusion was that the battery wasn't an original one, and I would be surprised if the investigation is focused on proving it was a Samsung battery rather than proving it definitely was not.

In the case of closed phones it gets a lot harder as a manufacturer to walk away from such problem. So, great for the supplier, not so great for the consumer who actually has few means to verify authenticity but who gets to live with the problems if they are sold a replica and it causes problems.

Not sure how that one can be solved, to be honest. You'll only find out afterwards..

Assange™ names a Senatorial stand-in

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Truth is like a snake

True. It did sort of start with a trouser snake, no?

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Re: I hope he wins the Senate seat

Oooooooh! I found another Wilt reader!

Funnily it reminds me of Tom Sharpe's "Wilt" series, especially the one with many different 'liberation' organisations taking people hostage in Wilt's house... ...ranging from the mad Baggish to an IRA imposter. Sharpe had his finger on the satirical pulse.

Oh God, yes. It would at least brought some entertainment. And it would explain the poor state of the condom, with that rosebush & all. Maybe we could get Julie to use a plaster? Sjeez, thanks for this one..

I must admit that I don't quite know how I managed to get through the first book of the Wilt series because it was paced slower than the subsequent ones, but boy oh boy oh boy, they were funny. I haven't actually read anyone since the late Tom Sharpe who could create such rib-aching disasters from a mix of originally innocuous and innocent circumstances and intent. And inspector Flint. Hahaha. Epic.

Thanks for the memories :)

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Re: Can I just take this opportunity to thank the Ecuadorians

I thought I asked you not to call me "shirley".

.. at least not in public :)

BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer

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Re: Bravo

Did you know that the spindles that you thread the carbon paper onto when you want to separate the sheets of carbon from the printout seemingly revolve at a million RPM, and can snap a wrist and throw a man across a room. And did you know if one of these spindles comes loose they can go with such velocity that they can break double glazing and smash into a leaving visitor.

You've already written half of the next BOFH :)

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Re: That's why they put WEEE recycling symbols on them

convert the thing to a laser-cutter

That is actually a rather interesting idea. Use the "pen down" as trigger, and take a far laser from Wicked Lasers and slow down motion to cope with the weight inertia. Hmmm. It may take a few months before I get round to this, but I may actually try this, thanks.

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Re: 132 colums

Haha, that throws me back a few years: the decision process to buy 80 or 132 column width, printer ribbons, tractor or roll feed, the screaming of dot matrix heads (and some fooling around to produce music), the works.

Ink tanks? LUXURY! (bring on the Yorkshire accent :) ).

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I can't be THAT different! I've never had an inkjet printer break down on me

Ditto. Actually, I still have a HP Officejet Pro K550 - if it wasn't that the cartridges are now hard to get I'd still use it because it beats the living crap out of all the newer printers I have when it comes to speed. It has a full 500 sheet and it is *seriously* good at working its way through it (that's also why it weighs a tonne and needs a stable surface - anything with wheels goes on a journey when this thing gets going :) ).

However, I too am looking at colour laser. The only inkjet I may still buy is an A3 one. Unless I find an acceptable LED/laser version of that too which doesn't cost a fortune in supplies...

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Re: That's why they put WEEE recycling symbols on them

And pen plotters. They were amazing.

Still got one - very deliberately preserved.

I actually have to work out either where to get pens for mine or engineer my own with some creative 3D printing of holders for alternatives. I saw pen plotters become extinct because, let's be honest, running an A0 on an inkjet *is* a heck of a lot faster but WAY more boring. I managed to grab an A3 Roland with electrostatic paper hold off eBay before they were no longer available. It's a top of the line model and the thing has only done about 20 sheets in its life - I got lucky there.

The problem is, both the parallel and serial interface it relies on are becoming extinct too :(.

If all else fails I have recently started to wonder if the mechanism wouldn't make for 2 axis of a 3D printer. It certainly is precise enough...

Sometimes it is worth preserving things. Even if I just give it to a computer museum later.

Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, world+dog urge NSA transparency

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Re: Transparency?!

I will trust the techs

Of course, there is no reason at all not to trust Google. Oh, wait ..

Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

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Re: Mistakes are inevitable

Bootnote: Did the user attempt or even succeed with the suicide? I have no idea but the first thing I did was ping the address and got this response:

x.x.x.x is alive.

Just when I thought it was safe to drink my coffee.