* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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MPs to assess tech feasibility of requirements under draft surveillance laws

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Re: A=B=C=D

That's the trouble with meta-data. Not only does it not specifically identify a person as opposed to an address or whatever, it doesn't even tell you why the communication was made or even if it was completed correctly.

The massive problem with meta data is that it can be manipulated by carefully selecting the sources you include, and there are very few people that understand the difference between a probability inferred from meta data and a hard fact derived from the actual contents of communication. Meta data "facts" are NEVER facts, they are always probabilities and should be presented as such.

Not that I hold out much hope they will, which is why I am absolutely against uncontrolled mass surveillance (because that's what they're really after).

I dare ANY, and I mean ANY MP who is for this idea to offer their data to the public for 6 months, because that is really what they're asking us to agree to - I have yet to see any access restriction actually be respected. If you dare not, don't ask the voters to do so.

Coffee fixes the damage booze did to your liver, study finds

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: "Ledswinger's Drinker's Friend"

LDF for Real Men (basic recipe, but deep fried in used engine oil)

Aaaand we have a winner! Quality :).

Google, didn't you get the memo? Stop trying to make Google+ happen

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Re: They did their dash with me

While it's easy to get riled about it, it's just as easy to forget that they have no obligation to supply those services - it's not like you entered into a pay-cash-up-front-for-service type of contract...these services are a means of getting data from you, and when Google decide that service isn't doing it for them they're not under any obligation to keep it going just because you like it.

Absolutely correct. Being upset about it just indicates that you labour under the mistaken impression that Google offers you a service: it is not. You can easily identify a service on offer: you pay for it. Ditto for Facebook.

If you do not pay for a service, the correct word to use is not "service", but bait.

Hey Cortana, how about you hide my app from the user?

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Re: Dumbest idea ever

Have they even considered how this would work when everyone in the office is doing this at the same time?

I have - that has been known since we started with voice dictation in, what, the 90s?

On the other hand, imagine the fun the next "Occupy Wall Street" will have with loudhailers :)

GCHQ goes all Cool Dad and tags the streets of Shoreditch with job ads

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Re: $100k fine.. thats a bargain

Even if they only managed to recruit a few people, thats still a darn site cheaper that the usual recruitment agency fees.

Judging by the WHOIS it IS a recruitment agency. Makes sense to keep that part of the process at arms length.

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Re: Optional

I thought that a while ago someone else had done this and instead of using chalk they cleaned the street by pressure washing though a stencil. When the council took them to court, the council lost as cleaning the streets wasn't a crime

LOL, I didn't know that. Brilliant - how to use grime to your advantage. Not such good advertising for the state of pavements, but that's maybe part of the motivation to start in Shoreditch :)

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Re: Enterprising Company ... ?

"GCHQ-Careers.CO.UK".

A private enterprise and not a government department any more? Or one that controls government as well as us rather than the other way round?

There are two takes on that. The cynical take would be that it's GCHQ doing what it does best: avoiding the rules. To set up a .gov.uk takes a lot of paperwork to get approval, so true to form they simply avoided the rules.

Take two, however is simpler: it's not GCHQ's domain but the recruiter's according to WHOIS.

Domain name: gchq-careers.co.uk

Registrant: Penna PLC

Registrant type: UK Public Limited Company, (Company number: 1918150)

Registrant's address:

. 5 Fleet Place

. London

. EC4M 7RD

. United Kingdom

It is quite possible that there is some trouble in the make for the recruiters and not just for befouling the pavement. I recall working for a company which is mostly branding, and their brand managers got seriously pissed off with a recruiter who worked for them and registered <brand>-jobs.co.uk.

As security manager of one of the new ventures I got a ping as soon as the ads appeared in the papers to hunt down this chap and have a stern word with him because it made it appear that the brand in question now started a recruitment arm. They made him sign over the domain and then closed it - he had to re-run the campaign under his own company name.

Facebook conjures up a trap for the unwary: scanning your camera for your friends

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Re: I'm genuinely curious...

It means Facebook now holds data on you as it does on countless others - without their consent.

And there is no way you'll be able to find out. Google and FB play the same game when it comes to that. The problem goes even deeper: even if they do not know who you are, there is a chain of connected events (searches, site visits, comments etc etc - the works) waiting for you to make the mistake of logging on to a site that will identify you. All it takes is logging on on a site that has FB or Google links on the page with any of their cookies still in your browser, or one of their affiliates and you've now marked that chain with your name.

It really is the most insidious way of spying on people since Eastern Germany.

TalkTalk to swallow £35m ‘financial impact’ after attack

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Translated, many of our customers are so tied in to the T&C, and we're not waving exit fees, so they're stuck.

I think it's more a case of not enough people standing up for their rights, plus the usual inertia.

Claiming that customers "stick around" amounts IMHO to misrepresentation, which is not a good thing when talking to the City and shareholders because it does not offer them a view of the risk that customers will still pull the plug as soon as they have gained enough confidence to do so without repercussions.

Judge bins Apple Store end-of-shift shakedown lawsuit

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Re: No one really grumbled back then

I worked at the Pit but not underground [..]. This was regarded as a big step up.

.. literally :)

Windows 10: Major update on the Threshold as build 10586 hits Insiders

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Re: Please be upstanding

For the ritual MSFT two-minute hate.

Good heavens no, I wouldn't give it that much time, less stand up for it.

I will merely have a beer and then agree with Garry Perez's clear and concise opinion on this matter. There is really no need to add anything else.

To me, that was an Open Source opinion: useful, very much to the point, devoid of BS, eminently usable and adaptable by anyone who wants to.

Volkswagen: 800,000 of our cars may have cheated in CO2 tests

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What if this is actually strategy?

"The board deeply regrets this situation"

I read this differently, but that is based on my assumption that VW is not the only manufacturer playing dirty, if you pardon the pun. I don't know if any of you remember the Jo Moore scandal suggesting to use 9/11 as "a good day to bury bad news", this could be something similar in principle, but in less bad taste.

What if VW management has decided to clean house completely and use the scandal they're in anyway to clear out all the fudged data? Sure, they're taking a hit now but after this storm they will have data that has then been validated by everyone and their dog. Other manufactures now face the choice of either coming clean themselves as well, trying to change things on the sly which carries a major risk that journalists on the warpath will catch them out too (possibly "helped" by VW).

I am not buying the idea that US car manufacturers can do better for a minute. I don't think they're better or worse, just more protected in the US as an industry - just look at what sort of fight Elon Musk had to put up just to get some ability to set up a Tesla dealership, and he's a local.

So, to recap, what if VW is using this storm to reset the game of figures everyone in the industry has to play? It's an expensive ploy, but it may be their only way to use this crisis to some strategic benefit.

Opinions?

Now VW air-pollution cheatware 'found in Audis and Porsches'

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Re: Now I've seen it all

I really need to stick a HOWTO to El Reg trolling on the Net somewhere.

The only thing you're doing right is putting so little effort in that is actually becomes insulting, but you should aspire to some sort of standard.

Or maybe we ought to write a trolling RFC, that could actually be quite entertaining :).

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Re: Is anybody surprised by now?

War Street journal?

I saw what you did there

Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista

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Re: AutoCorrect in Libre Office

While Libre Office supports Add to AutoCorrect in the context menu, adding blocks of text to an AutoCorrect entry doesn't. It appears to, but the entry isn't saved.

That's because it's slightly non-obvious, I originally had that problem too. Here is how you do it (and where you probably went wrong in the same way I did):

1) Highlight the block of text you want to turn into an AutoCorrect option

2) Tools - AutoCorrect, choose "Replace" tab - you will see the block already filled in on the right

3) Enter the shortcut you want to use

4) (I think this is what you missed) - hit the "New" button next to the entry first, and only THEN..

5) hit OK to close the dialogue

Incidentally, AutoCorrect is impressively powerful: it can insert practically anything. If you highlight a piece of text with an image and a table in it, for instance, all you have to do is to untick the "text only" box in AutoCorrect when you create the entry and it will play ALL of it back when you type the shortcut.

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Re: -- EL REG IS FINALLY COMING ALIVE --

Hahaha, brilliant.

Upvote from me :).

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Re: Grandma is half savvy?

Wait, she found the part of the OS where settings live? And she figured out how to turn updates off and run them manually all by herself? And she knows how to review updates when she pulls them in manually?

But she can't be arsed to "learn" Windows 10.

You're avoiding the key question: why would she have to, if she is happy with whatever version of Windows she is now using?

What gives MS the right to make that choice for her?

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Re: Time to look at another opsys?

I live in a French village of 200 inhabitants, so you can imagine the ratio of Brits....I have already had to rebuild two laptops back to Windows 7 from 10 "upgrades"........so when and if this starts I think I will just hide somewhere...............

On the plus side, they will pardon your French when it happens :)

Why was the modem down? Let us count the ways. And phone lines

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I'm sure we've all done something that daft at least once.

Well, "once" is what I'm prepared to admit to without the help of a lot of beer :).

Use Skype if you want to report a crime, say cops

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Re: "Have you been the victim of a crime...?

At least we haven't sunk to the depths where hippies are allowed to roam freely over ancient stone circles without being truncheoned into a coma.

There a few variables here. That may simply be because we have a lack of hippies...

Microsoft scares the bejesus out of Skype users with x12 price hike

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Re: But...

Is this the real thing?

Is this just Fantasy?

It's certainly an escape from reality..

:)

Cops use terror powers to lift BBC man's laptop after ISIS interview

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Re: OMFG Journaterropedolist

Journalism should be keeping Enterprise, Government, Police and Judiciary in check, by being able to publish the cases where these elements of society are violating the rights of People, however when Enterprise owns Journalism, Police, Judiciary and Government, there is no chance of this happening. Sadly, social media <gag> gets more traction over here in getting the public to attend to issues of this nature, than do the media.

And so, in one paragraph, a proper journalist shows how the art of journalism can condense issues down to their essence without losing anything essential in the process.

Yes, I called you a proper journalist. It is a difficult skill to reach a conclusion in spite of your own biases, and it takes effort and commitment to remain objective in the face of so much pressure to chose a "side" when there is in reality a wider palette of choices and positions. In effect, it is a skill to present a condensed version of the facts in such a way that you still leave the intelligent reader to draw their own conclusions.

Thank you.

European Parliament votes to grant Snowden protection from US

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Re: Don't look behind the curtain...

NSA and the 28 dwarfs

OK, that one I like :)

Mostly Harmless: Google Project Zero man's verdict on Windows 10

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Re: Windows security is like a heavily armoured gate...

You mean, like one of my favourite depictions of flawed security? :)

Security could be a lot better on Windows and other OS if program developers would actually manage to stick to some sane programming methods.

For example, why on earth does most software want to install for use by all users instead of giving the users the choice? Adobe is an exceptionally good example of that - if Adobe Reader and Flash were contained to one user, you could set up a safe user to use the Net and a Flash infection would not have too many rights to make a mess.

Instead, the very first thing an Adobe installer asks is admin rights, even before it has downloaded the actual program (because clearly we are not allowed to have any ability to virus check what comes down).

It may sound trivial, but that exact need to have admin rights when software has no business installing at that level is what annoys me. It's different if we talk about installing a driver or a kernel extension, but for normal user land software I think there is still FAR too much software on the market that is written in a way that needs far too many rights, which has as direct consequence that you already have a backdoor installed for whatever containment you seek to set up.

Do we need to educate users? Yes - always. But if we undo that education by making it a habit to grant admin rights to whatever install, then we shouldn't complain if they don't get suspicious if that new fancy toolbar they got from dodgy.com wants the same.

As I said at the beginning, this is not just a Windows issue. The choice to install at user level or system wide is one that belongs with the user, not with the software author - system wide installs of anything should IMHO be exception rather than rule.

Crash this beauty? James Bond's concept DB10 Aston debuts in Spectre

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Re: While the DB10 does look awfully impressive

Austin Martin "?????

Well caught, thank you. I need to hunt down auto-correct and kill it (it's the one thing I forgot after rebuilding this machine).

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Re: I got 900,000 problems

an old Zafira? It might even do the "going up in flames" trick for free.

Upvote for mapping in a topical car story :)

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Re: While the DB10 does look awfully impressive

I'm personally more fond of the shape of the DB9.

The Austin Martin DB design are IMHO amongst the most beautiful designs ever made for a car although I am less enamoured about the concept one in Skyfall. But de gustibus and all that :).

Someone's lost the plod: Use crappy HTTP for shopping, banking, say Brit cops

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Oh, the irony..

We apologise for previous tweet re #CyberAware; it was malicious

Really needs no further comment :)

If MR ROBOT was realistic, he’d be in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and SMELL of WEE

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Coffee/keyboard

Awesome, just awesome

Alistair, you've outdone yourself with this piece - I'd print this on parchment and call it a classic.

Brilliant :)

Fully working U-Boat Enigma machine sells for $365,000

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Re: Err...

No, it's an M4, it has 4 wheels. The black wheel on the left is what makes it easy to tell apart from the M3.

See http://www.cryptomuseum.com/crypto/enigma/m4/index.htm, the site also has images of the M3.

TalkTalk CEO admits security fail, says hacker emailed ransom demand

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Re: SLA

With an SLA like TalkTalks' the hacker will be lucky if she responds to the email this year.

I'm amazed that this blackmail email even got to her in the first place. :-)

Laid-off IT workers: You want free on-demand service for what now?

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"Visual F# and Visual C# are not even vaguely similar"

But it's indistinguishable from Visual G♭

I've heard people say that Visual G doesn't exist, but I think they just can't find it ...

Support scammers target Mac fanbois

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Re: Should have made it harder for them

Would have expected Apple to register a number of domain names which closely resemble the correct name...

That would be a never ending effort, certainly now the number of TLDs has gone up.

WikiLeaks leaks CIA director's private emails – including his nat sec clearance dossier

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Re: HOLY DOT SHIT

At first I thought he was some sort of complete idiot for having important stuff on an AOL mail account, but the suggestion that talking to Iran to try and sort things out is an unexpected breath of sanity in this world.

That's probably why this had to be on an AOL account - gives the US government probable deniability in case anyone dares accuse them of behaviour that is actually sane :)

Oh dear, Microsoft: UK.gov signs deal with LibreOffice

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Re: Cue all the usual stuff about incompatibility etc

LO isn't anywhere near as strong as Excel. I'd like to see some large corps/govs clubbing together to request and fund LO features.

Funnily enough, that is exactly what the German government did when it wanted something - best use of tax money ever IMHO as it directly benefits the common good. It gave us GPG and Kolab. Not sure what they're up to now, but giving LO some funding would not be a bad idea.

Shoebox-sized satellite enters orbit packing 3Mbps radio

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Multiple small satellites will also be much harder to avoid up there. Space junk is already an issue.

True, but I can also see advantages. Small means more likely to burn up if it leaves its orbit :)

Self-driving vehicles might be autonomous but insurance pay-outs probably won't be

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You shouldn't be worried about falling 20,000 feet vertically. That's perfectly fine. You should be worried about the sudden stop at 0 feet. That's the painful bit.

Like this? :)

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

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I think you've broken the record for must upvotes to a single post in the history of El Reg (and probably the record for the most stars in a single post for bleeping out expletives - there may be a correlation here :) ).

This is an award winner IMHO. You should get a free copy of Windows 10 or something, no, wait ..

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I will add it as an article to a number of websites I have access to, and if I work out how to add it to invisible comments on a website I'll do that too (as Google counts it, even if it's invisible).

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Re: Too much mod

Maybe Gerry can repost with the appropriate stars added? I'm now curious too :)

Amazon Echo: We put Jeff Bezos' always-on microphone-speaker in a Reg family home

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Re: Optional extra

"Baldrick!"

God, yes, now THAT I would buy. If you could reconfigure any of these devices so they'd listen to a different name I suspect they would not be able to keep up with the sales.

Shocker: Net anarchist builds sneaky 220v USB stick that fries laptops

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Re: A tool for the paranoid...

Get stopped at the airport and ordered to hand over all electronic devices so they can be "examined" for dodgy things? Sure, here you go... Fzzzzt goes some expensive hardware.

"Would you care to boot up your laptop and show us what is on this USB stick, Sir?"

They are not *all* brain dead..

Microsoft, the VW family sedan of IT, wants to be tech's new Rolls-Royce

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Re: The nice thing about Microsoft's Stratergy

The nice thing about Microsoft's Stratergy

If you don't like it there will be another along in a minute.

Ooooh, good point! Indeed, the only thing they have NOT tried yet is making buses!

The dodgy flasher raincoat, thanks.

Silicon Valley now 'illegal' in Europe: Why Schrems vs Facebook is such a biggie

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Re: Let me count the ways...

4. Your server looks up an "A" (IP address) record for "gmail-smtp.google.com". The result is something like "gmail-smtp-in.l.google.com A 64.233.168.26".

Almost, it also includes a preference value because it's usually a list of servers, and the preference value helps prioritising which one to use. Having said that, I totally love your step 6 and 7, that deserves an RFC of its own :).

There is also another problem that few people know about and which is (IMHO) rather misleadingly used to claim "privacy": your connection to your local mail server and the recipient's connection to their mail server may be encrypted (typically to prevent exposure of plaintext credential exchanges), but the transport between the two mail servers is not mandatory encrypted and may thus be in plain text..

White House 'deeply disappointed' by Europe outlawing Silicon Valley

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Re: Hold On!

Does this mean Indian companies won't be processing and storing our data now?

Don't worry, to paraphrase Shappi Khorsandi, you can still call them to find out what the weather is over there.

To get back on topic, I don't know - Safe Harbor was an exclusive EU/US fix for privacy so this decision will not impact that aspect of data export. I would actually be quite interested to find out what protections are in place for data handled in India, but that would not fall under Safe Harbor.

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Re: Pritzkers statement

And the ECJ has rapped our elites hands stating forcefully, 'these are our cows, not yours.' This'll definitely affect the trade talks, that's certain.

Upvote for a beautiful way of phrasing the situation. My compliments.

US tries one last time to sway EU court on data-slurping deal

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Where's there's power, there's abuse.

Probably the shortest possible summary of this whole circus..