* Posts by Greg J Preece

2481 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

BOFH: The PFY Chronicles

Greg J Preece
Unhappy

Woah woah woah

Simon's dead?? As in, actually dead? Not hanging-onto-a-misplaced-Cat5-bundle-in-a-riser dead?

:-O

US judges leave definition of obscenity to Amish, Kansas

Greg J Preece
Unhappy

Been on the Interwebs too long...

>>the standard that will be applied is the "local community standard".

I read that as the "lolcat community standard"...

OMG, IZ PR0N! Yoo is bad hoomin, no cheezburger fuh yoo.

Windows 7 'genuine' nagware winging its way to OS

Greg J Preece

Bovine Excrement

"Microsoft said the update would scan for over “70 known and potentially dangerous activation exploits” in its latest operating system."

Dangerous?

“I’d like to stress that the Update is voluntary, which means that you can choose not to install it when you see it appear on Windows Update.”

...automatically selected, in the "Critical Updates" section, which your system is configured to install from without asking first...

OpenOffice 3.2 is on tap

Greg J Preece

Woah, that's fast

Just tried it out on Kubuntu and they weren't kidding about load times. The whole thing feels a lot nippier. Nice one!

Bikini atoll residents now get less radiation than Euros, Yanks

Greg J Preece

Shouldn't be funny

"The Rongelap islanders in particular suffered a nasty surprise as they had not been told about the test, which was supposed to be secret."

I should not be laughing at this, but the notion of a "secret" nuclear mushroom cloud amuses me.

Opera plays chicken with Apple iPhone police

Greg J Preece

It's a proven system

Opera Mini runs on a hell of a lot of devices, and quite successfully at that. Is it Mini that's installed on the Wii?

I use Opera Mobile myself, which has had its ups and downs, but the latest beta is turning into an excellent piece of kit.

Intel says warranties evaporate when kit resold

Greg J Preece

Going back to Adaptec

I mentioned them above and completely forgot to explain why. I once bought a SCSI controller off a certain online tat market, and bugger me, it was buggered. I phoned Adaptec for advice and they said to send it to them. I had no warranty card, no receipt, not even a box, but they cared not a jot. They give a 5 year warranty on all their cards, the card in question had only been on the market for 2 years, so send it on back. I got a brand new card in return, in the box, with a whole bunch of accessories I never paid for thrown in for free as a "sorry it broke."

If only more companies had that kinda sense.

Greg J Preece

*Bzzzerrt* No, the correct answer is "England"

We automatically get a year's warranty under UK law, no messing around. In fact, isn't it 2 years under EU law? I know some companies like Adaptec give you 5 years, which is cool.

Microsoft genuinely chuffed as judge drops WGA case

Greg J Preece
FAIL

The truth is not the right truth

"The suit had alleged that WGA was falsely advertised as a security update. "

Which it was and is. It is listed as a high-priority update, a section of the update system previously reserved for patches and security updates. This also meant that is was installed automatically, despite not being an essential system upgrade. These two things together would easily mislead the majority of users, not clued up on technical schtuff, to assume it was a security update of some kind.

Calling it "Windows Genuine Advantage" - surely the world's most bullshit and meaningless name - didn't help either.

Of course, if you are actually running a legit/downgraded system, you've nothing to worry about (now they've fixed it not to accuse downgraded users of being pirates), but God Almighty, it is annoying as hell.

MTV Mexico pulls South Park episode

Greg J Preece

Spider sense....tingling...

Something tells me this had little to do with the flag...

Cultists aquiver as Applestore goes into hibernation

Greg J Preece

Offline?

Why is it necessary to take the store offline for an entire day to add new products? That doesn't sound like a very well-built store!

Unless, of course, this is all to generate extra publicity/hushed awe amongst the cultists. But only a cynic would think like that. ;-)

Microsoft's IE 8 misses Windows 7 updraft

Greg J Preece

I blame my father

A childhood full of sitting in the back of the car, listening to Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly, the Eagles, Bread, the Traveling Wilburys, etc, etc, etc.

Hey, don't get me wrong - no-one messes with the Wilburys. I am the Monkey Man at the End of the Line. But there comes that moment in the charity shop where the cute girl helps out the oldies behind the counter, Radio Ancients is on, and suddenly you and the 75-year-old shop manager are the only two people singing along to Laughter in the Rain.

Epic fail.

Greg J Preece
Unhappy

Come-a come-a down dooby doo down down

Breakin' up is haaard toooooooo do!

Oh for the love of God, I'm 23. How do I know Neil Sedaka lyrics? In fact, how do I know it's Neil Sedaka/The Partridge Family in the first place? Aaa!

Oh, right, the article. Woo yay, IE sucks, FF rules, blah blah, all that nonsense.

UK suffers videogame 2009 sales blow

Greg J Preece

It's because the games are shit

End of. OK, OK, PC gaming is dying a death thanks to the rise of stupidly powerful console, along with the rise of stupid DRM that continually punishes PC gamers for not being console gamers.

But seriously, how crap are the games these days? Aside from the next Call of Duty or God of War game, what is there to look forward to? What game took your breath away last year and threatened to take your social life with it?

Games just don't draw me in any more. They're high on production values and graphics, and low on innovation. (And before you say it, the Wii turned out to be exactly the useless fad I thought it would be. 101 mindless party games for 6 year olds? No thanks.) I've started playing a lot more "retro" games, because they're simply more entertaining. The occasional game breaks through with great appeal, but on the whole they're bland, generic, and not worth 40 quid a pop.

I know my expectations of games are high - I lived my teenage years straight through the Golden Age of Gaming, and it was *awesome* - but 90% of the crap put out for the modern market simply isn't worth bothering with.

Much like Hollywood, in that respect...

Yes! It's the iPad jacket!

Greg J Preece

Nice idea, but a waistcoat?

I carry a million gadgets every day, and I have to stuff what pockets I have full. I'd love something like this, but it's just so....ugly. Give it some sleeves, add a bit of length, make it a looser fit, make it out of leather....

So yeah, just take a proper jacket and sew some more pockets in it. Damn, I should try that. I could make money...

eBay cans free P&P requirement

Greg J Preece

That's better

While I have taken advantage of free P&P on DVDs as a buyer, it did seem a bit unfair to the seller. A postage cap seems more appropriate and better for one-off sales/attic sellers.

Amazon deletes a 6th of its catalogue in book price barney

Greg J Preece

Odd quote, but in fairness...

"Macmillan pushed for an increase in e-book titles from $9.99 to $14.99"

That is f**king ridiculous. Arbitrary 50% price increase on a medium that costs approximately $0.000001 per reproduction, and was already extortionately priced to begin with.

UK.gov unmoved by Internet Explorer 6 security concerns

Greg J Preece

Version 7?

Why version 7? This is continually annoying me.

Every time I see a group of people declaring that they're finally moving from IE6, they move to IE7. Why not 8? If you're going to move, you might as well move to the latest version, right?

Mozilla's Firefox syncer Weaves out of beta

Greg J Preece

Oh, go away

Firefox came out in '04, Opera started 8 years earlier in '96. Wow, Opera have built more stuff in more time. Funny how they never managed to get any market share with all that inherent genius...

Mozilla unfurls first mobile Firefox

Greg J Preece
FAIL

I know, it's ridiculous!

It's almost like it's not a finished version or something!

Greg J Preece

It is quite nice

Got my grubby hands on an N900 in a Voda store and had a play - Fennec is rather spiffing, though, as you say, it didn't seem very happy with Flash.

Sun takes over MoD's UFO bureau

Greg J Preece

Hold up

"It's fate remains unknown to this day."

Eh? I thought they found Beagle 2. Or at least, what they reckon is Beagle 2:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/20/beagle_spotted/

Windows 7 upgrades Vista laptops to lower battery life

Greg J Preece

Wala?

Someone doesn't know their French.

So there's a battery alerter in Windows that drains the battery? Hmmm, what does that remind me of... Oh yeah! The "feature" in Windows Mobile that turns on the screen when your battery is dying, then keeps the screen on to make sure it dies as quickly as possible.

Next from Apple: The Pocket iPad

Greg J Preece

Oh dear

I am rattling my head off the desk as we speak.

Greg J Preece

Don't worry Sarah

Some of us keep a few braincells around for articles such as this one. Liked it very much - more please!

Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

Greg J Preece

Ahahahahaha

*That's* the iPad? That thing?

I don't even need to mock it! Sure, every chump in range is going to want one, and the Mac-adoring BBC are already masturbating wildly over it, so expect to see every newsreader with one as soon as they come out, but that doesn't stop it being a piece of crap.

And to all those who believe that anything hugely popular has to be good, I give you: The X-Factor, Big Brother, TV soaps, the Daily Mail, and the Audi TT.

Aussie man convicted for Simpsons smut

Greg J Preece

Undernet is fucked

I've seen undernet sites where the porns ads down the side were Family Guy/Simpsons porn. Am I now automatically an 3vil peed0?

Google Toolbar caught tracking users when 'disabled'

Greg J Preece

Take reading lessons

That's what he said, but nicking full URLs is just as bad. There can be all sorts of stuff in a URL that you don't want tracked - page parameters, session IDs, files you don't want people to know are there, and so on.

StopBadware morphs into standalone non-profit

Greg J Preece

That's nice...

...perhaps now they'll get back to administering the list, seen as it's two weeks since they falsely marked one of my sites as malware-ridden, prompting endless pop-ups and confirmation screens in Firefox, and preventing me from using that browser to access my account. Grrr.

Entire UK will be on ID database sometime in next 3 millennia

Greg J Preece

2014

I have little faith in Cameron, and I'm planning to emigrate anyway - my passport runs out in 2014, I believe. 4 years left...

Only nukes can stop planetsmash asteroids, say US boffins

Greg J Preece

A different kind of missile, surely?

I'm thinking there would be a difference between the ICBMs designed to level Russia and the kind of space-destined missiles designed to neutralise a flying cathedral. So perhaps Mr Obama McJesus' statement could be changed to say "no nukes aimed at this particular ball of rock."

Microsoft re-org hints at Windows and Mobile merge

Greg J Preece

How long until....

...Windows 7 Mobile Edition? Hell, WM is on v7, and so's the desktop version - it could happen.

Might work better, too. Trying to sell my old WM phone today, and will it talk to my Win7 desktop so I can back it up? Not a chance.

Thank God my next device comes with Linux.

BT to throttle P2P for faster broadband

Greg J Preece

Well, you do surprise me...

BT, an ISP that has time and time again shown themselves to be not just arrogant and greedy, but plain old-fashioned eeeevil, is touting a high-speed line where people using the advertised speed for any length of time are punished?

Shocking. No really, I never saw that one coming.

If it's all the same, I'll stay over here on Titan, where they don't illegally dive my data, or throttle my connection, or restrict arbitrary protocol use, or charge me through the nose for the privilege.

Billionaire-funded e-car gets showroom date

Greg J Preece

Hmmm

Half decent range...

Decent enough speed...

Charges up pretty quickly...

Actually looks like a car and not an inflatable kid's toy...

Compared to some electric cars, that thing's not bad.

Lenovo talks up LePhone launch

Greg J Preece

I like it!

Though the keyboard looks a bit weird, other than that, that looks pretty damned cool!

Firefox 3.6 goes live and final

Greg J Preece

Ah, FACTS!

I love people who yell "FACT!" at the end of their posts. They remind me of Speak You're Branes.

And as I'm on Linux, am I still a sheep? Please, do tell.

Greg J Preece

You can always not use it, you know

It is an option.

Personally I like the new address bar. If I forgot to bookmark something and I can't remember the address, I can type in a few vaguely related keywords and feck me, there it is. No rooting around in the history, just use the address bar.

And this is FF - if you don't like it, switch it off. Or go onto a news website and have a good old moan about "bloatware".

Greg J Preece

Been using Shiretoko by accident

Hooked the wrong repository into Ubuntu, got nightly builds by accident, and I have to say, if not for the different name, I wouldn't have noticed. Even under development it's been stable. Haven't really noticed any speed increases yet, but to be honest my machine at work desperately needs a nicer GFX card for the res it runs at, so it's probably down to that.

Google betas Flash-free YouTube sans open codec

Greg J Preece

It's not that simple

Because on a large network installing those packs isn't as easy, and probably isn't possible by the end user. And because having a standard means less fecking around, and better interoperability - if you want to put YouTube on a mobile device, for example, it's much faster, easier, etc to support just one open-source codec.

Microsoft dodges multi-million dollar WGA payout

Greg J Preece

Well they're partly right

"The suit alleged that WGA was falsely advertised as a security update."

As far as I'm concerned, that's true. Every time I go to Windows Update on an XP machine that little fecker appears in the "Critical Updates" list, otherwise reserved for security updates, service packs and anti-virus/anti-malware kit. And of course, there's no link in any version of WU I've seen to "not show this update again."

BT reveals faster broadband pricing

Greg J Preece

20GB limit

Bit cheeky to call it "Infinity" and then limit it to 20GB...

Admittedly for a fiver more you get "unlimited" (which won't be) and a much nicer upload speed.

But they won't be rolling out near me for a few years yet. Which is good really, because after Phorm I don't want to be tempted back to these bastards.

2010 will be the year of the net tablet, claims analyst

Greg J Preece

I was thinking the same thing

oOoh, Apple are making a tablet.

Er....I reckon tablets will get the public's attention in 2010! Aren't I an awesome analyst?

I have long wanted a tablet but found existing models too pricey and not technically sufficient. Now, I know Apple will come out with something very flashy, not technically very good, and hugely expensive, but maybe it will kick other manufacturers into making better tablets.

How long until an Android one appears? That'd be luvverly. Or perhaps...the Ubuntu Tablet?

Greg J Preece

Actually, what happened to this...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/24/archos_9pctablet/

MS spins IE security disaster into Windows 7 upgrade opportunity

Greg J Preece

A flaw in your logic, Neal

I am willing to bet that all those alerts were found through peer review rather than hostile 0-day attacks, and that they were patched almost immediately. Therein lies the difference. Microsoft are constantly having their software kicked around, and when it is they are sluggish at best to fix the problems. Linux systems are patched so fast that no-one has a chance to exploit the code.

Discrimination warning over airport body scanners

Greg J Preece

God, that's the stupidest thing I've ever read

"Can't fault the logic if history and fact are anything to go by.

Sept 11: How many white bombers?

Jul 7: How many white bombers?"

Gah! What the ****? What, were those the only bombings in history? Were there no terrorist attacks at all before 2001? Or are you full of shit?

OK, here's a response: How about "how many bombers?" We've been successfully attacked ONCE in this so called "war." Excuse me while I shit my pants. As tragic as the London attacks were, are they really worth all this?

Greg J Preece

Profiling is bullshit, as is your logic

What a load of nonsense. Profiling is a flaw in logical thinking and nothing else. Judging by your last paragraph, you believe only the religious (and I think we can guess where you're going with that) to be a threat to aircraft. Wanna bet?

And I'd love to know why you think this is a great idea. Given that it won't pick up explosives, and at this point in time pretty much detects only what a current scanner does, except visually, what's so great about it?

Google Wave invites stack up - who's still playing?

Greg J Preece

We downloaded the server, oh yes

That gave us the wave protocol and absolutely nothing else. Not having Google's own front-end (which it pushes as being Google Wave, even though it's not) is what you'd expect, to be fair, but from the polish of their preview to the command line hackery of the server was a jolt. It's actually not a bad protocol, and we will integrate it with our products at some point.

Sony Ericsson Yari

Greg J Preece

Looks

I think it looks quite smart, myself. It's not overly flashy - it's just neat. Each to their own. :-)

Apple's 'latest creation' debuts January 27

Greg J Preece

Ahahahahah!

"Prepare for mobile computing to be redefined."

I think you mean "repackaged."

ICO: Whitehall has improved data security

Greg J Preece

About time

Why does it always take a monumental embarassing failure to get governments to do things like this?