* Posts by Greg J Preece

2481 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

2012 Olympic mascots cop a shoeing

Greg J Preece

Hey, they DO look like binomes!

You're not wrong.

Man, ReBoot was awesome. That's why I "acquired" every episode. ;-)

Google backs open codec against patent trolls

Greg J Preece

Can we get rid of software patents already?

"Developers should be provided with detailed explanations why Google believes that no one adopting WebM will have to fear allegations of patent infringement."

As an Englishman, I don't fear patent infringement one bit.

Security bug bites 64-bit Windows 7

Greg J Preece

Swing and a miss

The "killer app" you're looking is, and always has been, DirectX. XP is now two major versions behind, and because of the Vista debacle, uptake of the newer versions has been painfully slow.

Besides, Win7 is actually pretty nice, as far as Windows goes. It runs surprisingly well, and you get a lot of little things, niceties here and there, that XP doesn't have out of the box.

Mobile Broadband

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T-Mobile vs Orange

Was very surprised by your conclusions with T-Mobile and Orange. T-Mobile's AUP is indeed nice, and for me (in Leeds) the quality of service is far superior. I can take the train home via two routes. On one route, both are fine. On the other, the Orange modem will scream, bitch, moan, and generally not connect for more than 10 seconds at a time, while 2 feet away from it the T-Mobile connection stays rock solid all the way.

Biz Linux needs Office license to run MS web apps

Greg J Preece

Wine?

Microsoft's attitude doesn't surprise me in the least. Have the Wine lot tried the latest Office version yet? That's normally one of their "target" apps.

Apple promises fanbois iPad WiFi fix

Greg J Preece

You tit

"Wonder what would happen if the 'journalists'/bloggers on El Reg stated calling Windows users 'Sheep' or Linux users 'LinTards'."

You mean like the way they call them "Wintards" and "Freetards," you moron?

Greg J Preece

Quick on the ball then?

Obviously not picking up on the reason why he keeps using it more and more - because you keep whingeing...

Voting chaos in not-fit-for-purpose electoral system

Greg J Preece

Proportional Representation Required

It's an absolute disgrace that a party can receive 22% of the vote and such a relatively small amount of actual representation in parliament, due in part to the corruption of the system over the past century or so by the two main parties. The system needs to be changed, but will those parties with a vested interest in keeping the status quo bother?

Virgin Media deletes customers

Greg J Preece

Arseholes!

How could they not have seen that coming? Better call the old man - he's running a SurfBoard 4200!

Apple demands public apology for iPhone parody

Greg J Preece

It's a parody, fuck off Apple

Boo hoo, someone insulted the Church!

Seagate intros 'universal' external hard drives

Greg J Preece

If a cable costs more than a fiver...

...then it's unlikely I'm buying that cable. It's proprietary stuff like this that continually pisses me off. I don't even pay more than a few quid for HDMI cables - $30 for a USB adaptor on an external drive?

Bike. Yours. Get on.

Spider-Man and Jedi Knights bust X-Men comic thief

Greg J Preece

Am I the only one thinking...

...that he hadn't actually nicked it? Over here at least, you haven't nicked anything until you leave the store with it. Up until that point you're given the benefit of the doubt, in case you've put something in a pocket simply to make it easier to carry to the till.

US netwar-force Cyber Wings badge unveiled

Greg J Preece

Kobayashi Maru?

If you hack the course so you always win, do you get extra credit?

Nokia puts out platform-slutty Qt SDK beta

Greg J Preece

BONZA!

Between this and the recent MeeGo release for the N900, that's me set. Time for some coding!

Steve Jobs: mystery patent pool to attack Ogg Theora

Greg J Preece

God's sake, this bullshit AGAIN?

Someone build a firewall around America, so we can get on with technological progression while they wallow in the bathtub o' shit that is software patenting.

Apple rejects crazy canuck's seal bludgeon game

Greg J Preece

PETA!!!!

<Insert snarling noises here>

Even the mention of their name is enough to send me into fits of apoplectic rage...

Microsoft's Courier tablet dies before it lives

Greg J Preece

MeeGo is here! ...ish

There's already a MeeGo device - the marvellous, over-the-top, brilliant smartphone I can't stop shouting about?

http://maemoarena.com/2010/03/meego-now-available-for-download-for-nokia-n900/

Data Locker 1TB AES-encrypted external hard drive

Greg J Preece

UI Look/Feel

"The 1990s just called and they want their user interface back, please."

They're obviously trying to make it look more h4rdc0r3. Everyone knows that proper hackers code in green on a black background. Retro looks make it more convincing as something that works rather than something that's pretty.

And, because I'm a sucker for that sorta thing, I kinda like it. It somehow makes it more...badass.

Steve Jobs issues open letter on Flash

Greg J Preece

As did mine, and my previous phone

My N900 and my Athena before it all ran Flash. This is one point Apple keep repeating, making it absolutely clear that they're either trying to deliberately misinform people as to the state of play in the mobile market, or they're spectacularly uninformed themselves.

Ubuntu 10.04 triumphs over GRUB bug

Greg J Preece

That two bugs, now do the rest

Plymouth is still fecked under ATI/nVidia, for a start.

Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx stalks PC and Mac converts

Greg J Preece

This seems familiar

Not really used Ubuntu, have you? Everything I install that doesn't come from the repositories comes as a *.deb file. Wow, that's difficult to install...

Greg J Preece

Lucid Lynx is NOT ready

They're going to shoot themselves in the foot with this release. Plymouth is buggered on half the machines I've seen it on, which isn't a nice first impression. Graphics drivers (think ATI) don't support this version of X properly yet, etc, etc. I had to mess with Grub2, fglrx-installer, amdcccle and so on before I could even get KDM onscreen.

Once I actually got in, it was bloody lovely (though ATI have been lying through their teeth about Eyefinity support). Initial installation, however, was the worst I've seen on Ubuntu since 7.10.

Adobe clutches chance to bury Steve Jobs 'hog' insult

Greg J Preece

Woah, hold the phone...

"the Jobsian cult has added an API that allows third parties to hardware-accelerate H.264 video on the Mac"

You mean they couldn't before?? That is so incredibly shit!

Ten free apps to install on every new PC

Greg J Preece

A few extras

Most of this list is on my own list, but here are a few extras to consider.

Eraser - an absolute must, allows for secure deletion of files individually, or via the recycle bin.

RegCompact.NET 2.0 -Speeds up registry-intensive control panel dialogs such as Add/Remove Programs

PowerMenu - Adds functions like "Always on top" and opacity to standard Windows. Even works in Win7.

Adobe gives up on the iPhone

Greg J Preece

*Bzzert* Basic fact checking FAIL

I like the way...

"2. Flash doesn't work on ANY mobile device."

Is immediately contradicted by...

"Even 10.1 is likely to work only on a tiny percentage of the highest end phones."

And then back to...

"It's not Apple's fault that Adobe has been unable to write a version of Flash that works on mobile devices."

Uh-huh....so you seriously believe there isn't a mobile version of Flash? So I wasn't using Flash 2 years ago on my previous phone, and I totally can't see those Flash games on my current phone.

And this never happened:

http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/06/24/flash-comes-to-android/

Judging by the defence of Apple, the doublespeak and the complete detatchment from reality, I'm gonna bet you've got an iPhone. Either way, you're talking out of your ass.

Greg J Preece

I highly recommend it

As an N900 user, I can say one thing about that phone. It kicks ASS!

'iPhone 4G' loser outed

Greg J Preece

Why name the poor sod?

Publicly naming him seems like shit-stirring on 'Modo's part.

What I'd like to know is, with the culture at Apple of absolute secrecy, checking employee correspondence etc, how the chuff did he end up with one in his back pocket at a bar?? How did he even get it out of the lab?

Jobs to iPad skeptic: 'Are you nuts?'

Greg J Preece

Feline Discipline

"Isn't that what gadgets are all about really? I mean who genuinly needs a USB rocket launcher?"

Let me tell you, nothing disciplines a naughty kitten faster than a remotely-operated webcam-modified foam rocket launcher!

Death row inmate claims allergy to lethal injection

Greg J Preece

Lulz, a bullet

Humans depress me sometimes. I'll be over here, banging my head against the wall.

Greg J Preece

Young people?

"Keep that in mind young people."

As a young person, can I vote for "not being a complete bunch of savage cunts and stooping below their level?" You know, we could always *not* kill the guy.

Or you could all readily jump to your feet and suggest more efficient ways to kill sentient human beings, I dunno.

God, I need a drink.

Gyration Air Mouse Elite

Greg J Preece

Oops, you failed

"However, sophisticated tasks – beyond basic in air mousery and desktop use – rely on the MotionTools software being installed, which is Windows-only"

Another nice peripheral I won't be buying.

Jesus Phone in shock Opera browser benediction

Greg J Preece

Why should you care?

Because Opera has been proven time and time again to be one of the best mobile browsers going on almost any platform. I can only see Fennec giving it anything like a run for its money, going by the excellent Mozilla implementation on my N900.

Greg J Preece

Holy crap!

I am pleasantly surprised. Apple App Store in common sense shocker!

A multitasking iPad? Let's bin the netbook

Greg J Preece

Deal breakers: price, USB, and Apple's attitude

You're very much correct that multitasking vastly improves the potential of the iPad. However, it still isn't up to even the technical capabilities of my phone, let alone a decent netbook.

That aside - the iPad isn't supposed to be a laptop - the big problem for me, in addition to those stated in the article, is Apple themselves. Their attitude regarding the app store, which in itself isn't nearly as open as other platforms' software sources, sucks. As a techie boy, I would not want to have my software choices dictated to me, even in part. If I want to use Opera, Fennec, etc then I bloody well will.

Again, these won't affect the majority of the population, who will regard the software on the iPad simply as a part of the product. But it would certainly affect me, as well as any existing tablet/netbook users with their own software preferences.

As for jailbreaking, sod that. I shouldn't have to re-flash an expensive, premium computing device just to be able to install my own choice of software. I wouldn't accept that on a laptop, or a phone, so why should I accept it on a tablet?

Government wastes millions on redundant cycle route planner

Greg J Preece

Election reporting

"but due to the strictures of election reporting they are not allowed to answer our questions for at least a month."

Not heard of this before. Could you elaborate?

Visual Studio 2010 - your chunky new friend dissected

Greg J Preece

Multiple Monitors

"If you use multiple displays, the ability to float windows from one display to another is almost worth the upgrade in itself."

Eh? I've just got VS2008 and I can undock all the palettes and move them around just like I do in NetBeans. Or do you mean the main code/form editor panels?

Labour unfriends Twitter rant candidate

Greg J Preece

Who cares whether it was last year or not?

They're his opinions, and he has a right to them. The country is crying out for straightforward, honest politicians who speak their minds and they're silencing this guy? God, what I wouldn't have given to hear a Labour representative react to Obama's Nobel prize with "you've got to be fucking kidding me."

Murdoch tells old media to 'stand up' to Google, Bing

Greg J Preece
FAIL

Subscriptions below expected numbers?

I take it not many people subscribed to your crappy news sites then, eh Rupert? Bwhahahaha.

Apple to reveal hallowed iPhone 4.0 on Thursday

Greg J Preece

Errr...

"battle against the forces of hell with Ubuntu for six weeks to bring it up to the functional level of Windows XP "

From my experience, the only task required to bing Ubuntu *beyond* the functional level of XP is to stick the live CD in the tray...

Chronos EZ430: An SDK packing watch for real techies

Greg J Preece

I *love* it!

As a dyed-in-the-wool nerdy boy, I will be ordering one at the first available opportunity. It can sit on my wrist next to my binary timepiece.

Developers turn sour on Apple iPad

Greg J Preece

For. The. Last. Time.

El Reg lay into EVERYONE. Windows is continually slated as being insecure, and MS are continually berated for their crappy attitude to security updates. Apple are lambasted as the cultish fanboy club they are, with devices that are technically inferior but hyped to the point of Godhood, and the Linux sector (into which I fall) are derided for being unwashed OSS-fanatic nerdy boys. Which we are.

I have a feeling you are surfing the site on Safari.

Frisco fanboi frenzy on 'iPad Day'

Greg J Preece

Bwhahaha

I love how *any* post on an Apple related story that could be regarded as anti-Cupertino receives an inordinate number of downvotes. You lot are worse than the Scientologists.

(That last bit will probably get me modded.)

Greg J Preece

Holy crap!

This *isn't* the top story on the Beeb!

Oh, no, wait, there it is, every other link in the technology section. Including the usual "Apple are changing everything wowzors!" stories. Morons.

Flood, fire at BT Paddington node causes widespread problems

Greg J Preece

Well you're still talking, no?

Part of the network is bollocksed and you're still posting...

Or are you one of those Londoners who thinks the world ends at the M25, and the "national communication infrastructure" is 20 miles across?

No problems here in Leeds.

MS to release emergency IE fix on Tuesday

Greg J Preece

An out-of-band release?

Doesn't MS have one of those every month? From what I can tell, Patch Tuesday is actually every fortnight.

Chattanooga devil dog eats cop cruiser

Greg J Preece

American cars = tin foil and spit

They're badly designed and badly made. That's why the Detroit bunch were ready to kill anyone owning a Honda when the Japanese car invasion came along - they realised their cars were crap, but in true human fashion decided to blame the Japanese for their problems rather than improve quality.

'Switch to Century Gothic to save the planet'

Greg J Preece

Possibly, but!

As paper comes from tree farms these days, surely the best way to get more planted is to waste more paper?

Germany warns surfers against Firefox

Greg J Preece

Foamy Reference

Glad someone spotted it. Hello, fellow Squirrel Cultist!

Yes, Internet Explorer is on the wane in Europe

Greg J Preece

Pretty hard not to...

"Remember they can choose to *retain* IE quite easily."

No kidding! Considering it can't be (easily) removed...