Posts by Mr Young

Think of the children!

I do that quite a lot actually - the cringeworthy dial would be at 11 if one of mine ends up being a politician:)

"biggest operational risk"?

Not from my point of view - when will the money printing machine break down?

"connected TVs"

I think I maybe feel a little sick

Even Apple needs planning permission?

That's MY small concrete bunker fucked then...

I resent this!

Stop looking at my old spacecraft with your "naked eye" thanks

Nice looking kit!

I'll discuss it further - see what my kids think of it etc;

Miss Piggy?

Did she slap him with a rocket taking off in the background for the not selfie photo? Get forensics on the case right now!

That's it!

I refuse to read the words 'marketing' and 'programmers' in the same article - please consider my subscription cancelled.

Did you see...

Theresa May squirming every time she mentioned the word 'terrorist' on the BBC news? Good - so did I.

Have I got it wrong with the units?

I'd guess grassing up a superpower deserves around 35 months probation? Fuck ye - lets get him out of it - FLAME ON!!!

I'm increasingly convinced...

Governments have 'something to hide' (how innocent of me to take this long); Detaining partners of journalists "just because" stinks of total fucking hypocrisy when all I hear is 'I've got nothing to fear'. Well fuck them and stop abusing all of us in anyway you can think of thanks...

"Unlawfully accessing personal data"

Sounds like a slap on the wrist - it's probably appropriate. Next up is the GOV! Oh no...

Plod - deploy quality burger van!

Sounds like he may try and make a run for it? Game on - circa 70's good luck etc

The CCTV camera really gets me!

Why is that funny?

And there we have it!

A burger that can survive warp drive - another vital ingredient

Total fail!

He was meant to be sticking the barcodes on potential Playmonauts ffs

"Kevin Bacon avoids slapped wrist"

So where did this slapped wrist landed exactly? I for one hope it missed my modem!

Ye man -

let's have a closer look at our very own star in a jar.

Risky, risky!

So soon after our hero hit the drink you send another one up in a dangerous craft? They guys must have steel balls etc

Wait a minute!

If we are not driving our cars it's an advert opportunity right?

Or maybe Google could arrange some AI to do this:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4a2cgi0IOY

Orbit may be worth aiming for after all;

I don't believe it!

You (or maybe the cat) made me laugh at the sidebar photo - do I need help?

My kids got past that stage

total slobs nowadays;

Number 23 is a cracker!

"APPLE IS HIJACKING GREAT SEX BY FAILING To SELL ITS DEVICE IN SAFE MODE"?

WTF - surely I could still manage a good fuck while holding a phone at the same time?

Hot live action?

Disgusting! And I hope it all went well;

Give the poor guy a break!

Looks like the rocket performed really well considering some sensor was upside down;