* Posts by MJI

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How Microsoft can keep Win XP alive – and WHY: A real-world example

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Re: XP Needs to Die

Not everyone keeps buying new mobile phones, I use whatever work gives me.

As to replacing computers, I would rather spend my money on a new intercooler for my car.

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Re: XP Needs to Die

We have a Pentium 4 at home, the children use it, it works, it is on XP and has been since built.

Why would I want to spend my money on a new PC when I could spend on something I actually want?

We also have a few XP machines still at work to run the software which newer than XP refuses to run.

Vista was the start of the rot, the first time features were removed rather than added. This is another reason why XP will not die. It runs more software than any other MS OS before or since.

Crashed NORKS drones discovered by South Korea

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"Near idiot levels"

That high?

Dark SITH LORD 'Darth Vader' joins battle to rule, er, Ukraine

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Just call it Crimea

It was taken off Russia and given to Ukraine by a drunk Ukrainian USSR leader, Putin took it back. Some agree, some disagree. So just use the regional name rather than which ever country has it at the time.

I personally think it is not the business of the West to interfere in squabbles between ex USSR countries, which are not part of EU or NATO.

Tokyo to TXT warning of incoming Norks nukes

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Re: The Norks are insane.

So he has a red handbag!

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A note for latest KimJong

Someone needs to tell him that if you sit on a nuclear bomb when it explodes you get superpowers.

He will be able to fly, to glow and to do many other super being things.

All he needs to do is sit on a nuke when it is detonated.

That's it, we're all really OLD: Google's Gmail is 10 ALREADY

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Our biggest mistake

Not buying the domain name when we had a product with a similar name.

Titanfall, shoot-'em-up gamers, cloudy contracts and cattle

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Re: Limited sales

We have a PS4 and a small number of games.

Well I am patiently waiting for Tomb Raider, Infamous Second Son, to drop in price, until then I have DLC for The Last Of Us and Bioshock Infinite to keep me entertained.

Like a lot of fans I found Killzone ShadowFall multiplayer to be not as much fun as the older KZ2 and KZ3 multiplayers. Infact I still play 3s multiplayer despite having SF

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Re: Thoughts

The only multiplayers I have got into were populated by people I could chat to decent players playing for a long time. Very little abuse, trolls tended to get picked on, see below.

One TPS had various character skins, often the females were chosen due to nicer bums to look at, but some sexist players blocked you in corners and taunted (so you grenade suicided), those idiots got hounded off, just to say grenade team kills are usefull.

I also remember uploading game play glitches to the dev team, and for fun I patrolled one glitch and killed the glitcher EVERYTIME they went for it.

A FPS I played a lot also had glitchers but they were shootable, put yourself somewhere safe and pick them off as they tried to climb off the map.

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Limited sales

OK Lets look at our consoles, mix of Nintendo, Sega, & Sony, none of them can play it, next.

PC.Go to the main stores where I get games, not there. Not even on Steam.

A fail for me.

I will be getting Destiny though, but on a better console than Frood42 was considering

Microsoft CEO Nadella names his Xbox and Cloud OVERLORDS

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Looks like improvements

From what they had before, hopefully we will see a return to MS being wanted rather than tolerated

3CX Phone System takes on the corporate mobiles

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Re: OH windows naysayers...

My cousins 3CX runs on DERV

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My cousin likes them

He occasionally drives his farms JCB 3CX instead of his tractor. His favourite brand of vehicle is John Deere.

Selfies are over: Welcome to the age of 'Sleeveface'

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Sticking to providing photos

Yes I have had some photos I took on an LP

Brit game devs WILL get tax relief for, er, EastEnders Game and Legend of Slough

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Some ideas

Well I have played a few with British cast, and also UC3 had a section in London which was fun.

The Motorstorm series although set around the world had a LOT of Britishness in it, one of my favourite vehicles was based on a Bowler Wildcat, and the titles for Pacific Rift feature one of the Invincible class carriers.

I also theatened a boy who got stupid by mocking up the cover of an Eastenders game complete with Playstation logos, and telling him it would be his next and only game.

1) X-Factor First Person Shooter, where you shoot crap singers and Cowell.

2) SAS stealth shooter, you play as an SAS member.

3) An open world car game with European cars and you drive on the LEFT (Imagine Burnout Paradise with British and European exotica and you do not head on crash every thirty seconds), suggest idealised country A Roads, surrounding a modern city dual carriageways.

4) A tank game where you drive a Challenger 2 in the desert and wipe out all oncomers.

5) Eastenders FPS, in fact an FPS of any soap

6) 1980s cop game where you play a cop based on Gene Hunt.

I will think of more

ECCENTRIC, PINK DWARF dubbed 'Biden' by saucy astronomers

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Re: Thanks for converting to the British from the Dutch German

Dutch/German = Fahrenheit

British = Kelvin

Swedish = Celcius

Must be about 285 outside here

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Thanks for converting to the British from the Dutch German

As I do not understand at all the Dutch/German temperature system and use interchangable the British and Swedish systems.

Ancient telly, check. Sonos sound system, check. OMG WOAH

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Re: I know it's tricky if you've never had one....

Large speakers

My wife's only real decor concern was the veneer, she also likes large speakers

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Hmmm

Well the TV is not ancient but it is an S series which are to be honest crap, I saw one lose a 4 way comparison against 3 other Sony TVs (W & X won - draw).

I have a 5.0 setup (floor standers as stereo pair) and a resonable receiver. This sound bar sounds like it is filling the gap between TV sound and HC sound. But it is at lower end HC prices.

Requiring a phone to set it up - hmmm not good.

Never understood small speakers, they usually sound grating

NASA: Vote now to put flashy lights on future spacesuits

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Some thoughts

Saw Buzz Lightyear.

Actually that was the most sensible.

Light colour, distinctive colours / patterns for each Astronaut.

Pattern needs to point to head and be different to the back, the Y shapes do provide that.

I would say a strip starting near belly button splitting into a V onto the shoulders could be one,

So technology is nearest.

Planetary way up is not important, Space it is.

It's EE vs Vodafone: 'How good is my signal' study descends into network bunfight

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Re: Am I the only one when they see EE

So many nice things from them. Aircraft and rail.

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Am I the only one when they see EE

think of English Electric?

TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

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Worth getting

I went HD partly due to PS3 (other reason was worn tube)

Looks great

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Re: Set Top Boxes

Sony tried with Profeel (I think) it was a flop

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Re: Buying less because what they've got lasts longer?

CRT TV

My 32" was a 50Hz Wega IDTV with no additional processing and a direct link to one of the best DVB-T tuners.

Alan's poor PQ - sounds like 100Hz TV, some of those were not great, only good one cost £3000, and one analogue tuner one was particularly poor.

My old IDTV PQ made Ondigital and Sky boxes look sad.

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Re: Just most of it?

I tend to watch about 3/4 BBC, found a new channel recently, a High Def version of BBC4.

I basically fill the timer with interesting programmes, eg Top Gear, Horizon, Sky at Night, 1970s rock music, any documentries about old transport.

Saw some crap on Challenge on FV last night, supposedly about the game Baftas, saw 3 awards and lots of knobends talking (not the game producers).

Completely wasted opportunity.

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Re: "Lightbulbs, nylon tights, razor blades, can all be made to last years or decades"

My bristles are getting harder to cut so now on blade two of the year.

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Re: "5 blade jobbie."

Single blades leave me stubbly, a good rinse removes the hair and gel.

The leg rubbing straightens the edge.

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Re: Seriously how often *do* people replace their TV's?

Other devices.

Nothing wrong with using a 1984 VCR is there? SInce the only better VCR was 1987 (and mine is faulty, need a scrap one for parts) no reason to change, My old 1982 portable VCR still works, but the camera died in 2000. Currently now a user of HDV.

1984 VCR is very rarely used though as I have 2 PVRs, but a big pile of old tapes.

Outlasted a DTTV PVR killed off due to Pace being crap.

Still on DVD player number 2, number 1 worn out. Had to replace the BD player due to a flashing yellow light but managed to ressurect long enough to transfer data.

I have seen people replace kit regularly because they bought something sub standard, or something unsuitable, or because they just have to have the newest thing.

But the mod 1990s quality drop hit a lot of people who thought they were trading up their late 1980s kit for something newer.

But basically you need to take care when buying stuff as there is so much cheap junk out there it is silly.

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Re: Seriously how often *do* people replace their TV's?

My DVB-T tunered TV takes a second, just until it gets an I frame. Mind you so was the previous one.

Oh it works, it is 1920x1080, it is big enough, it has 3 HDMI, it won awards for picture so why would I change it?

I am over 50 and still on TV number 4, I bought my first one at 20.

TV1 was a portable

TV2 was big TV and had SCART

TV3 was 16x9 flat CRT and had DVB-T

TV4 is 16x9 LCD, and HD

Yes 4 TVs in over 30 years, I always bought the best I could afford and changed when old one worn and new technology arrived.

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Re: "Lightbulbs, nylon tights, razor blades, can all be made to last years or decades"

How to make your razor last longer.

Push it backwards for a couple of strokes against you leg.

It helps to keep the edge, I am managing to double the life of a Gillette 5 blade jobbie.

Virtual reality? Two can play THAT GAME, says Sony: New headset revealed for the PS4

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Re: I can see a flaw in this

More info.

A friend who did use the assult rifle attachment, also played with a projector, I used to jokingly wind him up by saying he used to dress up as well.

Another player I knew kept trying head sets like this so I expect he will buy one.

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Re: I'm all for this stuff...

MS would just use them then close them, best fit for them would be Valve

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Re: I can see a flaw in this

I used mine for 900 hour in just one game.

OK I used it properly for 4 games and a couple of simple games.

4 are first person shooters if you count a portal gun as a gun.

And I never did get the assult rifle attachment.

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Re: I can see a flaw in this

Did ann summers toys come with an assult rifle attachment?

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Re: I'm all for this stuff...

Apple bought the Kinect team

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Welcome to the real world

Was my first thoughts upon seeing the name.

Great film.

And it showed James Cameron how to do DVDs, fancy expecting a no extra, expensive, poor transfer (letterboxed), romantic film to sell better than a well priced, full of extras, anamorphic, sci fi film.

Bono bests Bezos in Fortune's 'World's 50 Greatest Leaders' list

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Some stupids

Bono?!?!?!?

Just why?

As to music from Ireland nothing tops Thin Lizzy anyway

Lots of people I have never heard of.

I can name someone missing from top ten. The Queen. Name any world leader with a better reputation? She even stars in a Bond short!

Osbo's booze, bingo, biz and big data Budget

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Unfair to cider

Why shoud cider drinkers pay more tax than beer drinkers?

Westons, Healeys, Aspalls and co should complain

Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

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Re: Good Idea

I remember in the early 80s, £1 got you 4 pints of scrumpy

Cheap night out!

GRAV WAVE TSUNAMI boffinry BONANZA – the aftershock of the universe's Big Bang

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Embarrased

I read the title as GRAVY WAVE TSUNAMI

Xenon: Bitmap Brothers' (mega)blast from the past

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Xenon 2 good game but I was rubbish

We had it on various servers.

Definately sat on out NW3.12 and 4.11 boxes for a while.

I remember using it unser Windows Work Groups and Dos 6.22, but it is too long ago to remember I it ran on REAL/32 or not.

What have Cherie Blair, Jonathan Porritt and El Reg's mobile desk got in common?

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Reasons to avoid

Sounds like hell

Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

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Re: @Alister (was: World-class data-mining.)

_EVERYONE_ just knows that the best musical ever is The Blues Brothers!

Hence my joke about musicals.

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these silly boy bands

I haven't actually seen the point in them, except for picking on.

I am still trying to work out why one infected a Doctor Who special, this really annoyed my daughter as she hates these sort of bands.

The nearest thing to a boy band she would listen to would be Busted or McFly.

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Amazone tends to not be used now

Because more than one person using a computer, they see what others have been looking at, same with Ebay, if I want to look on it I need to use a different computer AND account just to avoid last looked at ect.

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Re: World-class data-mining.

I better not mention my liking of certain musicals with car chases, penguins and Dodge Monacos then.

Straight to 8: London's Met Police hatches Win XP escape plan

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Re: Huge systems locked into upgrade hell

I am not personally involved in some bit roll out. But it is so obvious, lets say you are looking after 1000 pcs, they tend to work OK, but if you have to replace the OS (with a different one) every couple of years beyond just maintenance you have a lot of extra work.

And you do get locked into a loop.

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Huge systems locked into upgrade hell

As soon as you have changed OS on your huge amount of PCs it will be time to change again, and again.

Imagine, just finished 2000->XP, now time for XP->7, but will 7 last long enough before 9?

We actually had stability with XPs long life time.

Mozilla takes Windows 8-friendly Firefox out back ... two shots heard

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Re: Kiddy Mode

Actually XP was Teletubbies