* Posts by MJI

6870 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

Microsoft's latest Windows 10 update downs Chrome, Cortana

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Stop

This update is fucking us over!

We have just had to put out a customer wide email as it prevents the client side of our database software communicating with the server.

Been using it for over 20 years, very stable, until W10.

And the company was bought by SAP who have ruined support.

A few 10 PCs in our office have been "updating" for a few hours and not yet usable.

FDISK and Windows 7 would be a great cure.

Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling)

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What cars people buy depends on a lot

If you are a fan of machines or not.

If you like sporty cars you will try to get one.

Just because someone is boring does not mean they are more likely to stick around.

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Depends on bike

Sports bike?

Tourer?

Stinkwheel?

This is where a BMW rider would have an advantage

BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave

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Re: We all recognise HP there...

altavista - first porn site I stumbled across

alta-vista was a search engine

Twitter: No big deal, but everyone needs to change their password

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Used to have an account

Ages ago to chat to someone, but deleted it when they would not stop spamming.

Turned off all spamming then got a sponsored spam one from someone supposedly well known I do not give a shit about so deleted the account.

I only followed a couple of game devs and have no interest in Z level "celebrities".

Exclusive to all press: Atari launches world's best ever games console

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Why do I need one?

Got 2 3 4 here and I never play the 2 anyway.

Going a lot older, no, but I still have my VIC20.

Blighty: If EU won't let us play at Galileo, we're going home and taking encryption tech with us

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Re: Hypocrites

But we also had a permanent opt out on Euro as Pound is still a major currency. Also had opt out on closer integration.

But we were still popular for our skilled high tech industries and major financial trading.

And how many leave voters realised that the EU trading capital would be moving from CoL?

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

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TSR2

My dad has seen the first one fly.

When he was last working the garage he worked at had another employee who worked on the production line,

Armed guards burst in and stopped them making parts, then took away tooling to destroy it.

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Re: Wasnt just running costs...

Except an English Electric Lightning

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Re: The most amazing engineering

Delta Winged British Aircraft

I just remember in the 60s somewhere near Bristol, lots of traffic jams, to see a Concordet.

Sitting on the slip way of Lizard life boat seeing a small shape in the sky.

A Vulcan air displaying over Holyhead Island (and one year a double Hunter crash).

Most recently XH558 climbing over Pershore.

Javid's in, Rudd's out: UK Home Sec quits over immigration targets scandal

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Re: "In the world of technology policy, Rudd will be remembered"

I hated school milk so that is a plus to me

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Re: can anybody remember...?

I remember Ken Clarke

Best prime minister we never had in my opinion.

For a taste search on "Ken Clarke" "News international"

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Re: Either a liar or incompent

Simply over her head and too May indocrinated.

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Re: Sajids little helpers

I keep forgetting how to spell his first name despite being nearby to my constituency.

Anyway seems a nice enough bloke on the local radio, but then all the locals ones seem decent enough to me. The real idiots tend to be rejected at the ballot box.

But they do get over their head sometimes, they are only people.

He did used to run a bank so SHOULD be OK (we hope)

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But he does appeal to

Small yellow intelligent creatures with goggles

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Sajids little helpers

Will be along as well. Dave, Kevin & Stuart.

Sajid is Dara's stand in.

Brit MPs brand Facebook a 'great vampire squid' out for cash

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Also importantly

How is Martin Lewis getting along with his case?

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Re: OK: Facebook is a bad boy ...

I block it with Greasemonkey, no way am I agreeing to that shit!

Petty PETA rapped by judges over monkey selfie copyright stunt

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Captivity - stupid

There is an animal in our house which loves it there, it is fed, looked after, played with, taken on walks.

If we evicted it, it would come straight home again.

However it would not survive in the wild as it needs regular grooming, I cannot see our dog learning to trim her own fur.

Dogs, a human created species which loves living on our homes.

House cats, a small carnivore which has been bred for living with humans.

Two species who live with us as members of our families, not captives. So fuck off PETA!

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Perhaps the picked up camera

was just a story to gain more publicity.

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Re: Next monkey sues PETA

But the monkey is called Ella

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Next time you see a please donate

On Wikipedia.

Remember the Monkey picture and buy a copy

Reg writer Richard went to the cupboard, seeking a Windows Phone...

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Phones are getting more annoying.

Nearly destroyed my current work Android a few times, as the POS will not unlock unless you do it very carefully, but of course I get rattier and rattier.

Camera is annoying, trying to zoom it out after zooming in and suddenly my face appears on the screen. Why the fuck do I want to see my ugly mug unless shaving?

Previous two are with sons, one is wrecked through being washed, the later one is OK as he doesn't wash it under the tap.

I really really miss my old Nokia Symbian phone, easy to use and a decent camera with decent lens.

I wonder what we will get next contract, lets just say I really hope it isn't Koreas biggest phone maker again.

Brexit has shafted the UK's space sector, lord warns science minister

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Brexshit WILL be a disaster.

They all keep on about better trade agreements, best offer is same as we have in EU.

Lots of businesses will up sticks and move.

The EU WILL give grants to build new car factories in Eastern Europe for the Japanese manufactures to move to.

Lots of young people are looking to move over with the jobs.

Already been a few financial sector leaving parties as they head off to Dublin and Amsterdam.

Also I have noticed that quite a few leave voters have no idea why they voted out, one was worried about his job being given away to a foreigner (job is safe silly reason), anothe because we were NOT Shengen and Euro (WTF).

My personal view better to be in pissing out. Yes EU is bloated, but think of the trade, think what WAS the EU financial capital.

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Re: Not just the space sector....

Let them know so they will reject him

Even Microsoft's lost interest in Windows Phone: Skype and Yammer apps killed

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MS should have done

A new WIN32 compatable phone.

But then it would have been seriously attacked by viruses.

US sanctions on Turkey for Russia purchases could ground Brit F-35s

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Re: Could I interest the UK in...

No thanks

We still have BoBMF

With proper piston engined fighters with Merlin power

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Re: In hindsight

And US depend on UK for

Large amounts of F35 parts

Ejection Seats

Can't be bothered to search for more but there are lots

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Re: We should have invested in F136n programme

where did <space>engie go?

or was it <space>egine?

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We should have invested in F136n programme

As above then would have been non issue.

Could we restart it?

'Your computer has a virus' cold call con artists on the rise – Microsoft

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Some people recommend getting pervy

That asking them willy size or propositioning them will get rid of them

UK consumer help bloke Martin Lewis is suing Facebook over fake ads

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So easy to distinguish

Random person posting, no fees.

This is user generated content, this is what FB is _supposed_ to be about.

Dodgy adverts

Posted out via advertising system, not a random post, paid, they do know about it otherwise how would they know to send it to everyone.

Facebook are guilty and they know it. It is NOT UGC but targeted ads.

Jeff Bezos purple prose reveals Amazon Prime's passed 100m customers

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I got Prime and it is worth it to me.

Was considering for a while, TGT was the final thing.

Quite a bit of TV on there to watch. And getting stuff same day is novel. Was almost quicker to get a power sander off Amazon than driving to Homebase.

And it is possible that there are higher paid people than Bezos at Amazon, how about Clarkson?

How 'parasitic' Google's 'We're journalists!' court defence was stamped into oblivion

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A search engine should be an index

To find what is on the web.

That is its job.

If it finds unpleasant articles get those taken down rather than the search, then the search cannot find them.

Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap

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Devil

But

Gene Hunt has an Audi Quattro

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Megaphone

I am disappointed

Gene Hunt and not a single play on words

"Fire up the Quattro"

Supreme Court punts on Microsoft email seizure decision after Cloud Act passes US Congress

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So have MS broken Irish or EU law?

Have they?

If so, fine them, heavily.

Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO

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Re: F1 is a Car Crash

Watched in 1990s?

My favourite was the 1993 Hurgarian Grand Prix

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Re: David Coulthard

Still doing it then?

Since F1 left BBC I have no idea who is presenting.

Where is the next generation of F1 fans going to come from?

Not all motorsports fans have bought an expensive TV subscription.

Pay TV kills sports.

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Re: F1 is shit.

Rallying was fun.

And some of the cars used were actually very good at it as I found on my commute many years ago sliding round corners on loose chippings looking out the door window of my Sunbeam

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Re: F1 is a Car Crash

I gave up when BBC stopped showing it live, then spoilered it on their news web site

Boeing CEO takes aim at Musk’s Starman-in-a-Tesla stunt

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er!

Worcester NOT Worcestershire

Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

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Re: Films Ghost in the Shell

Nothing wrong with my 2 series of Stand Alone Complex.

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Well

I actually enjoyed Starship Troopers (Film).

First seems like a giant piss take, then you realise it is quite subversive.

As to Ready Player One. Book is quite good, I liked it, the the trailers to the film look nothing like I imagined from the book.

But then I am not a huge Spielberg fan, he can be good, but he can also get mawkish.

Best SciFi film I have seen in the last few years was The Martian. Just how much has it cost to rescue Matt Damon in all the films he has been rescued in?

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Re: Ready Player One

There is no Iron Giant in the book.

Also where was the car race?

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Re: Films - meh

There were only 3 Alien films.

First is best

'Every little helps'... unless you want email: Tesco to kill free service

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DIY Server

To be honest it is the best answer, we all have one but daughter wanted GMail so uses that. I prefer privacy so use one with my surname as the domain name.

I have a really good email address!

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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Re: Could they also ban religious BS, while we a re at it ?

Not bothered by the main stream religions but creationists, can't stand them, offend me to the core.

Even reminding them that their leaders (eg Pope, Arch Bishop Canterbury) know it is bullshit, they still keep on about it.

Bloody religious fanboys!

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Re: Of interest

I did read an interesting article about detrannying a late Land Rover Defender (dumping the Transit engine)

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Of interest

Will this stop the people using Cortina to find their porn (I have heard the recordings they do go back to base).

As to swearing.

What is the best way to get swearing?

Be a Yank and say no curse words please in online gaming. At least 4 were British so plenty of colourful language from us, none abusive, other was either British, Aussie in US, or less uptight Yank, not sure, can only remember the PSN IDs of 3 of them.