* Posts by MJI

6870 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

US foreign minister Mike Pompeo to give UK a bollocking over Huawei 5G plans

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My thoughts too.

Not realising he was leaking hence the denials.

So many incompetents in one place.

May Day! PM sacks UK Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson for Huawei 5G green-light 'leak'

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Re: We can conclude ...

My view is simply that he is not evil nor traitorous but simply an idiot.

Why do most parties have incompetents and idiots in positions of power or responsibility?

The only reason the current goverment is hanging on is that the main opposition is even worse.

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Re: 50 Million, Try 2.7 Billion

Chris Fayling is a complete and utter twat.

Needs sacking, may be deselecting. Totally incompetent.

I noticed no one has reminded us about his cancellation of railway electrification schemes, forcing the purchase of Electro Diesels to fill in those gaps.

But his nadir has to be the pizza company.

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It wasn't him it was

Chronos!

Says something that I can remember the pets names. Not keen on them, would prefer mammallian something like Snowy.

And in current affairs... Apple recalls three-prong AC adapters after some shocking behavior

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Plugs

I do not like the new plastic earth pin craze.

Lost a decent power output USB PSU due to this.

Only had one plug fail, pretty old, it just shattered.

Most though seem to stay plugged in.

My least favourite is a plug with PSU in it with a switch to the lights on the output side. This light I HAVE to switch off at mains after turning it off. A bad design.

Perhaps Apple should get MK to make their adaptor.

Sophos antivirus tools. Working Windows box. Latest Patch Tuesday fixes. Pick two: 'Puters knackered by bad combo

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Windows mail and Thunderbird

Yes gave up and used Thunderbird, much easier.

Has menus for a start.

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Re: destructive hdd check

Pegasus Opera reverse ok cancel, so you tend to click cancel if you do not read, until you panic click on OK because you want to cancel.

What a shit idea.

I do not at all blame myself and this is what backups were invented for.

Mind you they were not fans of us, a customer with it had lots of index errors, (Pegasus said backup) so we reindexed using a software product of Extended Systems which happened to support a few variants of that file type. We knew that format trashed indexes so used the server engine we use to not get any index errors.

Mind you some was the natural animosity between Nantucket and Fox developers.

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Re: Stratolaunch vs Skylon??

Pegasus and carrier is confusing.

I keep thinking V/STOL jet fighters

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

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Re: mandatory marigolds!

No problem since someone invented the tap and soap

Samsung's tricksy midrange teasers want your flagship catch

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I hate them

Work phones on contract.

So effing bossy it is unbelievable.

Keeps restarting stuff I NEVER use even after force stopping it. I want to run what I want!

Its replacement is still in its box, tempted to see if I can get a straight swap for say a Motorola or any other sensible phone.

RIP: Microsoft finally pulls plug on last XP survivor... POSReady 2009

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Re: She was a good ship

Ah

Windows Myalgic Encephalomyelitis

Absolute junk

We had one at work, it was crap. I was on 98 then XP then 7, ME user went to Vista then 8.

Razer – perfectly happy to sell you a laptop for over $2,000, but when it comes to fixing security holes... tough sh*t

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Re: Official sponsorship

I tried to watch the Playstation Academy programme on ITV.

The following was blurred out so stopped watching at the first break. Cars were just a blur.

It appears that they were driving Nissan sports cars 370Z I THINK (blurred out)

The game (Gran Turismo), studio (Polyphony Digital), console (Playstation), maker (Sony) alll blurred out.

So blur, head, blur, legs. Standing next to a blurmobile.

Worst ever case of blurring I have seen.

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Re: Gamers?

Was trying to say that people who like games want a way to play when not at home.

Some (son) laptop, me and other son Vita. Some people play games on their telephone.

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Re: Gamers?

A son is at uni and likes PC games, especially MOBAs.

So he bought a lap top for his course. But it is a gaming lap top, but not Razer.

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Re: Gamers?

I like gaming but not a fan of PC gaming (too much like work).

At home PS4 while plopped on the settee (me not PS4).

If out and need to, got a Vita for that.

30 years of using PCs all day every day puts PC gaming out of mind.

Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite

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Re: That joke is too effing old

Hewitt

Just not possible as Hewitt is not the son of Prince Phillip.

Look at the pair of them Harry is a chip off the DoE block.

I find it so funny as people really get wound up by Prince Phillip, then get similar by Harry.

I get great enjoyment out of people getting wound up like that as it makes them out to be fools.

Oh and look at those ears!

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Re: A "fun" game is addictive.

Toxicity in games.

Seen it in SP games with casual PVP where hard core types wipe out everyone, why not sod off back to COD.

Yet a more hardcore MP game with a SP element was not toxic until the COD crowd got a free trial. They whinged like mad as it was slow and they got wiped. Lots of cheating accusations and the like, no it was a game played by older skilled slower players, not so much by kids.

Game 1 was a casual but fun MP aimed at the SP players to give the game life. Got toxic.

Game 2 was a FPS with story and a decent MP needing skill more than reactions. Toxic for a week then returned to fun.

It does seem to be that the COD crowd are most toxic.

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Re: tax it

Death Stranding - same engine as Horizon : Zero Dawn, developed from the Killzone SF engine. I am unusual as I like Guerilla Games.

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Re: tax it

Single player games.

Love good ones. Especailly from Naughty Dog

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Re: Fortnight

Anthem!!!!

A son bought it, pay £60 and play for a hour.

Well that is what it seemed to me.

And I took the piss.

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Re: Ignore

>>>>Why do we continue to report the uninformed witterings of the terminally idiotic?

What like Corbyn and his bunch?

Or ERG?

Or DUP?

Too many idiots in positions of power. Most of them in the Commons.

At least the Royals are entertaining and more or less harmless.

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That joke is too effing old

I am bored with it, bored, bored, bored.

If it was funny perhaps?

No, boring.

Harry will get more entertaining, just like his paternal grandfather. Prince Phillip makes me laugh.

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Re: He's done alright

The Hewitt jokes are a bit shit really. Ginger came from Spencer side.

He reminds me of one person, a lot.

Duke of Edinburgh.

Then everything he does makes sense.

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Fortnight

My children think it is terrible and taking exposure away from better games.

Me, I am a Desticle!

Oh and I quite like Harry, very entertaining.

UK tech's gender pay gap: HP Inc closest to parity with 1.8% sliver – Civica, Huawei, Siemens straddle 40% chasm

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This does seem an odd thing to me to measure.

What is the use of the information?

What is important is as follows.

Equal pay for equal work.

Equal opportunities.

So if the lower paying jobs are mainly one sex (techies and support staff normally male hence BT female skewed).

What is unacceptable is people earning more or getting better promotion simply due to trouser, pant or knicker contents.

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

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Christmas music

And do you know what is worse?

Covers of Christmas music.

A few genuine is nice, but 5th time today of Fairy Tale New York or Merry Xmas Everyone it gets to grate.

But a shitty Sladeless cover of Merry Xmas Everyone, brings on the killing feelings.

And I like the song! But requires Noddy to sing. Was fun in August 81.

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Re: My OCD is firing up

Fruit, sour apples

Horrid things, I like sweet reddish apples, especially Gala. Other apples are best fermented.

Oranges, need to be easy peel or it messes my keyboards.

Now to noise, if that came in to my office I would be on strike until removed, I reckon half a day before done.

Brit broadband giants slammed as folk whinge about crap connections, underwhelming speeds

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On BT they are OK

Why did I go with them?

When I moved from ISDN to ASDL, the ISDN ISP were crap, I kept losing it as they were depreciating it for modems.

At the time BT were best bet, so used them, went dialup for a few weeks (horrid) then got broadband.

Stuck with them with occasional calls to get it cheaper via FTTC.

I am on unmetered unrestricted BT Infinity now. And it appears regularly going over 500GB a month, one month 800GB.

Only outages have been at my end (reboot kit).

Paying over the odds but been fast and reliable (unlike colleague with internet so bad they use their phone as a hot spot, he was saving money by getting really cheap BB)

UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming

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Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

Seen the following

Rear drum shattered, piston popped out, huge leak on that wheel.

Rear circuit drained and front circuit not pressured so no front brakes.

Hand brake on ONE wheel only.

That was horrid and a 1970s twin brake circuit car.

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Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

Pedals not connected

Brakes

Wrong, they are connected hydraulically to the pedal, yes there is a servo but it would take a leak to stop them working.

Steering

Wrong, power steering seems to work by a walking beam type system to operate the power bit, no power steering works.

And there is a nice solid bar with universal joints between the steering column and the steering box

Accelerator

Depends, some are, some are Drive By Wire, last car was DBW and had a motor on the throttle body, previous similar one had a cable. DBW advantage was easy cruise control.

Current is DBW by necessity as it is a unit injector Diesel.

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Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

My current car has a pretty good traction control, works very well, can even tackle off road if I wanted, but last heavy snow I also engaged diff lock, it was ridiculously in control of the conditions.

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Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

My last car hit a kerb at low speeds because it would not stop, foot to floor on brake, ABS pulsing and doing eff all.

In those conditions ABS at 5mph was a total liability.

Current car reports an ABS failure but it still works.

Intermittant contact as one of these units with steel soldered

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Shared proof

Can we have details using Theresa Mays ID please?

Aussie engineer accuses 'serial farter' supervisor of bullying, seeks $1.8m redress

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Re: To jump to a philosophical issue

Or the explosive farting afterwords as you expell the gas.

I pebbledashed the ward toilet. I was horrified and very apologetic.

It seems they were used to it.

TV piracy ring walks the plank after Euro cops launch 14 raids and shutter 11 data centres

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Pay to watch sports

Here goes.

Given up on F1 totally, no loss to me, more time to do other things.

I can only name one England cricketer and that is because he is local and discussed on the radio.

Football as a sport is small team, the big ones are an industry now, how can a big pile of foreigners with a foreign manager represent your locality? They don't hence an industry.

Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties

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Re: Boring Pigeonholes

A HM singer I know loves Abba.

Mind you I also like some folk (a) and some classical (b).

(a) eg Pentangle

(b) modern such as quite a bit of games sound tracks

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Metal

Brings back memories, never a thrash fan, but did like NWOBHM.

As to earworms, somebody at work commented that another colleague was paranoid.

Luckily I do like Black Sabbath.

Night clubs, the staff love metal nights as there is a lot less trouble, boring nights usually have shirt and trouser wearing tossers taking lumps out of each other.

And I have just discovered that I can fit in jeans again!

I knew a few bands then, no named ones, just local but decent local, but two of them were really good.

So my car CD changer is half full of bands who knew/know the owner of the car.

I could link to some but it would fully identify me.

Windows XP point-of-sale machine gets nasty sniffle. Luckily there's a pharmacy nearby

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Re: WinXP machines are still for sale...

Sometimes you HAVE to

Or do you want to have to rewrite that old rarely used but essential software?

XP ran virtually everything.

No "Unsupported 16-Bit Application"

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Re: Less useful?

I noticed this Google search is becoming pretty rubbish.

Search for common word, common word, rare word.

I get pages of common searches with the rare crossed out, sometimes it does work fine, but often it is rubbish.

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

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Re: 5mph!

Any trials bike with a skilled rider.

Search for Dougie Lampkin

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I did about 10 years on bikes.

And never broke a leg

Still fewer Windows 10 devices out there than Instagrammer Kylie Jenner has dollars

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Re: Kylie Jenner?

Only Kylie I have heard of is a small Australian singer whose profits paid for a model railway of Leamington Spa.

Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not?

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Tim Apple?

Surely it is Paul Dogshome.

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

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Re: Loud speaker mounted on the roof

Odd they are are not quiet, I have a LR product and the engine on that is not quiet.

At idle you can hear the injectors at work. But then I use the engine cover as a tool tray!

Sounds nicely truck like.

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Re: Ringtones for cars

97% full throttle AFAIR

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Best electric vehicle noise.

Found it first at New Street station, first time I had seen AC electric locos.

The big ones (86s 87s) with their various fans sounded powerful, and they are/were.

What is it about rail traction and noises?

GWR exhaust bark. English Electric charge cooled V engines. Napier triangle engines. AC express locos with fans on full blast.

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See Merlin above

Over shadowed by RR Merlin. Then the exploding noise as the RAF fighter shoots it down.

You have the right to remain on-prem, but you should really head for the cloud, UK plod told

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Oooo it's a Police drone

Ready to catch the airport invaders!

Long phone is loooong: Sony swipes at flagship fatigue with 21:9 tall boy

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Re: Ratio for video masochists

Perhaps they should stretch it to fit 16x9 from 9x16

Imagine how people woul dlook!

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Re: I'm Yellow

Do you work for Dara O'Briain?

Or Sajid Javid?

Or the real Gru