* Posts by MJI

6876 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

Microsoft drives users to the Edge: Internet Explorer to redirect to Chromium-based browser in November

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Re: Windows 7?

You are safe as it does not install and try to take over Firefox

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Mushroom

The attitude annoys me

Find your PC rebooted and a new browser installed and pushed in your face.

Click on a link to open a web page, intercepts and moans at me for using FF, PDFs similar with I think it was cutePDF. Moan Moan Moan.

Get out of my way I have work to do.

Fancy a steaming portion of Kentucky Fried Bork? A fingerlickin' flub that's pure poultry in motion

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Re: Urghh

Because we get peed off with people going on about it.

Oh and some people at work occasionally have it and it stinks.

I agree with a local radio chicken fan who also doesn't like KFC but since he likes chicken keeps getting asked about KFC.

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Urghh

Am I the only person who doesn't like KFC?

greasy bitter and slimy.

Prefer Nandos

Today's tech giants won't be as naive as I was in DoJ dealings, says former Microsoft chief Bill Gates

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Re: Subscribe to a hammer?

Workilight turning on is good, but the rest I suspect will gently fail.

Google screwed rivals to protect monopoly, says Uncle Sam in antitrust lawsuit: We go inside the Sherman parked on a Silicon Valley lawn

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Re: nose spite face

Snap On

And they have vans which visit the garages weekly.

Quality is good, as is support.

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Re: "so a majority of people do change search engines"

I used to use multimap then it got mapped to maps.live.com, then the German tin plate site.

I still call it multimap.

Will not work though on my phone which is a real PITA

Why is it so wanted here in the UK?

One reason above all others.

ORDNANCE SURVEY OVERLAY

When you gaze long enough into the bork, the bork will gaze back into you

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WTF?

I once abused someone for

Not washing their hands after a poo.

Dirty bastard.

Was in our Tescos as well.

I hoped he would complain so I could shout out the dirty bastards poor hygene.

UK tech supply chain in dark over Brexit preparations months ahead of final heave-ho

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Re: Bye lads....

If I was single and pre kids and I think I would go there are well. But 30 years too late.

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What a twat?

What are businesses supposed to do, no one has told them.

Lift us up where we belong: UK's Network Rail puts elevators online

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I used to take a bike on trains

And that was hard to push, especially with all my stuff tied on. But twice I was really naughty.

I rode up a ramp into a BG and another time I rode along the underpass.

I made a lot of use of station lifts in those 2 years.

Another time line shut so had to get to next station by road, all my stuff on a bus, but not my bike, sat their thinking until the BR chap said to ride it and told me where next station was, and I beat the bus.

I was a bit annoyed as I had to buy a ticket for it anyway and I also had to use petrol.

BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age

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Re: Re alike

What like Bristol and Sud Aviation?

From the Department of WCGW: An app-controlled polycarbonate lock with no manual override/physical key

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Re: Today is your life's tomorrow

This bit was brilliant - so many UTOA tossers.

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Re: Surgeon Simulator 2 is on a par with the classic board game Operation

Would this weird toy be suitable for Dildo Hardin?

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Re: Cabeaux tape can get a cab.

"Are you my mummy?"

Was genuinely creepy.

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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Re: Pegasus Opera

And we are still using the same client server package with newer clients, still running DBFs but some are around 6GB.

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Re: Pegasus Opera

And it was a bit flakey due to networking.

But I could open the files with a Clipper application no problem.

Clipper had the magic of replaceble database drivers, one was a client server engine. Went years with no data corruption.

We did once reindex a customers Pegasus Opera as otherwise it was use the backup, we used the client server engine to do it.

Former antivirus baron John McAfee collared, faces extradition to America on tax evasion, securities allegations

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Re: is he still a US citizen ?

As a BFPO birth I investigated Malta - I am not at all eligable even though I was born there.

What a Hancock-up: Excel spreadsheet blunder blamed after England under-reports 16,000 COVID-19 cases

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Seen it wreck data loads of times

Barcodes are its favourites. After telephones.

Bye bye leading zeros.

Long barcodes as strings get turned into exp numbers and do not save as what they were.

I hate them

Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it

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Re: If Bill Gates has the technology to implant chips to control people's behavior

Actually control is via the head mounted carpet.

TalkTalk marches OneTel users into a brave new email world

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I had to abandon Onetel

When they stopped working with ISDN.

Then got a huge bill with ukonline.

Then I finally got Broadband, ended up on BT as I could see the smaller ISPs going down the toilet, and at the time quickest to put it in.

At least I missed the Dildo Hardin period.

Hydrogen-powered train tested on Britain's railway tracks as diesel alternative

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Re: Not as green as 25kv overhead

Personally I am a fan of Castles and 9Fs, a weird mix but I like them

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Re: What about producing the hydrogen?

60% so a bit better than Diesel (50%). What about energey taken to produce H2 vs. the refinery energy used?

Could be interesting.

What is also interesting is we cannot easily get new mid powered Diesel locos now, and have to rely on grandfather rights.

So companies are spending hundreds of thousands on rebuilding 1960s stuff.

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Re: There used to be....

46009, was spectacular but sad.

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3rd rail speed

Over 100mph is no problem.

There are rumours of a 1960s Southern Region EMU with too much power being taken up to around 120mph.

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3rd rail

Unfortunately new 3rd rail infrastructure is currently banned.

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Not as green as 25kv overhead

And those tanks take up a lot of room.

Burning down the house! Consumer champ Which? probes smart plugs to find a bunch of insecure fire-risk tat

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Are these certified?

Can they legally carry BS1363?

All my plugs and sockets are decent ones and chargers are NEVER left powered up

Who watches the watchers? Samsung does so it can fling ads at owners of its smart TVs

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Re: Samsung: Pi's off. Or maybe Pi's on.

Still seems to be there

https://uk.humaxdigital.com/product-category/freesat/

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Re: "how much more would people be willing to pay for an ad-free, privacy-respecting version?"

My TV has inputs labeled Humax PS3 PS4, and 1 SCART as RGB

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Re: I was going to look at a Samsung 50" TV - to buy one today, in fact.

My TV has 3 SCART, used for DVD player, pre HDMI games console and until it failed a SD Freeview PVR. (mainly RGB stuff)

HDMI for the 2 later consoles and my Humax Freesat PVR.

Component for my video camera.

You mean they fit less connectors now?

TV is about 10 years old and still works fine. Also same brand as the consoles.

Scre-EE-m if you wanna go faster: BT's mobile network reigns supreme in UK-wide speed and latency tests

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Re: What about?

>> T-Mobile

Hmmm work tried them for about a week as it was cheaper, and guess what no signal in office.

Again I wondered about them.

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Re: What about?

I know I don't understand, just sticking with what was BT Cellnet (now O2)

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Re: What about?

It is.

I have a work phone, been on the same supplier since year dot*, and I remember it being Cellnet then O2.

I am also with BT for phone and broadband, not the cheapest but they do not moan about extreme usage.

They tried to sell me a mobile phone, I said I am already with them with O2, didn't they get confused.

"It used to say BT Cellnet so I am on BT."

But I did wonder where Orange went.

* Masts near our old office only worked properly with Cellnet and co.

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What about?

BT Cellnet?

Orange?

How are they doing?

Ethernet failure on Swiss business jet prompted emergency descent, say aviation safety bods

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Flying Sub?

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Re: FCS is not new.

>>if 15% of all 737s ever built had crashed<<

387 total Max say about half are 8

I think it is roughly 1% of Max 8s.

Too high still.

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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Track and Trace

NHS T & T is Scotland

Serco T & T is England

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Re: Isn't that particular car park called the M25?

Obvious isn't it.

Which one has a spider overlord?

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Knowing how long software takes.

Should have started it around 2010.

Otherwise it is rushed.

Happy Hacking Professional Hybrid mechanical keyboard: Weird, powerful, comfortable ... and did we mention weird?

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I am glad

I have room for a big bulky keyboard, as the owner of fat fingers, shortish as well, I struggle wiith some keyboards.

Currently using a big old Logitec not expensive but OK FOR ME.

Can The Register run Crysis Remastered? Yes, but we don't see why you would want to

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Crysis

I gave up it got boring.

One son finished and liked it.

Hardware - 1 Power PC core with 7 supplementary cores.

OS - Power PC Variant of BSD.

For jungles Nate was much more fun. For shooting where do I start?

Microsoft sprinkles a little Skype Meet Now integration on Windows 10 for Insiders

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Usual issue with phones now hitting PCs

I want to use X Device wants to use Y

So Device stops me using X until Y is up.

I shut down Y and it gets restarted while X gives up resources for Y

Proposed US fix for Boeing 737 Max software woes does not address Ethiopian crash scenario, UK pilot union warns

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So EasyJet then.

Microsoft will release a web browser for Linux next month. Repeat, Microsoft will release a browser for Linux – and it uses Google's technology

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Edge?

That acts like a virus.

Recently found in on my PC.

It interrupted opening a web site because I was using Firefox, it got in the way of a PDF.

Then I used help on RDP and it pinned to task bar.

Some advice, do not install it!

Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs

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More to the point

Which engine manufacturer is working on Hydrogen engines?

Halloween approaches and the veil between worlds wears thin – the Windows 10 October 2020 Release walks among us

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XB Bethesda - PS Insomniac

OK how about Bethesda still sell on Playstation and XBox still have Sunset Overdrive?

....A fan of Arkane.

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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Re: European Union

>>Britain hopes never to need to use proposed powers to break its Withdrawal Agreement with the European Union, Northern Ireland Office minister Robin Walker said [Reuters]<<

The bloke is a twat of the highest order, a solid yes man. Lurched from remainer to hard leaver, chanes his views more than his socks.

Our last decent MP was his father. Mind you the assistant was not too bad, but the Blairite was also a bit of a yes man except it was Yes Tony, not Yes David/Theresa/Borrris/Dom.

As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!

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Re: I'd be willing to consider this when I'm old

One thing you don't want better taste.

That leads to overload and not able to eat many foods or drink quite a few drinks.

Imagine being in a world where tonic water is disgusting, coffee is completely undrinkable, some wines are too, stout just no. Where all I can drink is tea, cider, water, and sweet wines.

But at I can eat white chocolate but not dark.

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Re: Fixing

Was a case of why is my cheese gritty?

Why does my mouth hurt.

Few years later in lockdown - why is my sandwich gritty?