* Posts by J.G.Harston

3719 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2009

Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too

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Re: wang king

Exactly, Huang is an alternative spelling of Wong not Wang.

(My ex is a Wong, and uses Huang when using Mandarin)

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Re: LEDs

I'm re-fitting my workshop and needed a fluorescent fitting to finish off and match the three already there. Went to sparky shop. Oh, nobody buys them any more, everybody used LEDs.

yerwot? When did this happen? Am I going to have to rip all my tube fittings out just because "everybody" now uses LEDs? And I want continuous light, not loads of points, that's the whole point of tube lighting in the office in the first place.

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As a child I was sure we got our furniture from MI5. :D

Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer

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A very long queue....

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"It was the middle of the last decade"

So, about 2005.

We need to make it even easier for UK terror cops to rummage about in folks' phones, says govt lawyer

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Henry Jackson Society? Isn't that the organisation Robert Heinlein disowned as being too right wing?

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Ditto, it's usually September by the time I've got all the numbers needed to do mine. When some stuff arrives as three-monthly statements, it can be August before you've got paperwork that only contains stuff in April onwards.

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Re: As useless a a hat full of busted arseholes

Online filing. Yes, the system that refuses to accept such esoteric characters as £ - & % / : and newline. Meaning you have to go in circles to write things such as: the income during 2017-18 from Alice & Bob Ltd was split 50%/25%/25% between: Fred, Jim and Sheila.

The time that Sales braved the white hot heat of the data centre to save the day

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Re: Totally different industry...

Reminds me of the Great Molasses Flood - the slowest industrial accident in history.

This is also a system for GPs, right? UK doctors seek clarity over Health dept's £40m single sign-on funding

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GPs haven't been reprivatised as they were never nationalised in the first place. GPs have always been outside contractors funded by the NHS. Even until the 1960s all hospitals were also the same, independant organisations funded by the NHS.

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Re: programme

A schedule of actions is a programme.

A schedule of actions followed by a computer is a program.

Just as a disk is a disc-shaped item used for data storage. Perfectly useful distinction.

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"NHS staff currently have to log in to multiple computer programmes when tending to a patient, with each programme requiring its own login details. Some staff need to log into as many as 15 different systems"

Not in my experience. User logs into Windows, slaps in smartcard, enters smartcard password, and every application runs with that authentication. Did this before the Win7 roll-out, did it after the Win7 roll-out, still doing it after then Win10 roll-out I'm finishing off.

Back when I did Win7 roll-outs for JobCentres, they used exactly the same thing.

Y2K quick-fix crick? 1920s come roaring back after mystery blip at UK's vehicle licensing agency

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Re: You're all missing the point!

Sorry to come all over Tim Worstall, but cars don't pay tax, people pay tax.

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Re: Why

Two bytes is enough to fit 65536 short ints, no need to squeeze two extra characters in, just change the internal interpertation of those two bytes. Instead of year=1900+(byte1 AND 15)*10+(byte2 AND 15) change it to year=byte1+byte2*256

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Pah! My OS system time doesn't overflow until September 2226.

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Re: Even Easier

Good point, road tax did actually exist back in 1921, before it was abolished in 1935.

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Re: Another 20 (18) years...

But the problem appears that they *haven't* used a sliding window, they've used a fixed window. If they used a sliding window, the roll-over year would advance a year into the future each year, eg a 2-digit year always resolving to a 4-digit year between 50 years ago and 50 years' time.

Eg:

if (year2 > (thisyear+50) MOD 100) year4=((thisyear DIV 100)-1)*100+year2

else year4=(thisyear DIV 100)*100+year2

// untested, fails on edge cases

Hey kids! Ditch that LCD and get ready for the retro CRT world of Windows Terminal

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I use the SAA5055 font as the system font for my Linux terminal. :)

Firefox 72: Floating videos, blocking fingerprints, and defeating notification pop-ups

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Re: Floating Videos? Arrrrgggh!

I don't want to *keep* a video running, I want it to not run in the bloody first place, sucking away at my internet allowance.

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72? *SEVENTY*-two??? I'm still on 52, and that seems excessive. I tell myself it's really 5.2 in human measurement.

Having trouble finding a job in your 40s? Study shows some bosses like job applicants... up until they see dates of birth

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Re: Oh look

"So for this poor min wage worker aged 40'ish wanting to change jobs... no chance... after all... why does someone aged 40 want an entry level job?"

The government ***INSISTS**** that people retrain two or three times in life and change careers, by definition that is entering entry level jobs past 40. They're insisting I work until 67 - not just retire at 67, but *WORK* all the way up to there as well, and my neices and nephews are being instructed to work until they are 75. How on earth is that going to work with employers refusing to employ people? It's as though employers *WANT* the economy to collapse and the population to starve.

It's also working its way up the system, two years ago I applied to do a Masters' and was told I was too old.

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The problem is, almost all work nowadays *is* bits and pieces and chopping and changing every few months.

I'm doing Windows 7 roll-outs. In two months the job finishes. Previously I was doing new-user installations, a couple of days here, a couple of days there. Previously three bouts of Windows 7 roll-outs. The *reality* of today's employment environment destroys any possibility of accruing the "steady employment for few employers" schtick that HR demands. The very HR that refuses to provide the very "steady employment for few employers" that they themselves are demanding.

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Re: driving down costs

Then he's not doing the exact same job. And put it the other way, if the 20-year-old is closing twice as many tickets as the 50-year-old, then yes, the 20-year-old should be being paid more than the 50-year-old.

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Re: driving down costs

"Most of the problems in the IT industry vs age discrimination aren't anything to do with age as a number - its all to do with salary expectations."

I expect to be paid a salary commensurate with the work I'm doing, not my age or experience. Why should a 50-year-old doing helpdesk work be paid more than a 20-year-old doing the exact identical helpdesk work? If anything it's the HR bots who are blinkered, "we can't take this 50-year-old for an entry-level job 'cos he'll be demanding senior-level wages". Don't be daft. An entry-level job pays entry-level wages, that's what you pay 'em.

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Re: What jobs did they try to get?

"why would they want to do that job?"

Being alive costs money.

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How on earth do you make an application age-blind? The very application process itself reveals your age.

* How many GCSEs do you have?

# I don't, I did O levels.

# I have 30 years experience of software development.

* Ooooo, oldie!

# I completed my degree in 1985.

* OOooo!!! ANCIENT!!!

From Soviet to science fiction icon, the weird life of Isaac Asimov 100 years on

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A very precient bit from Niven, from I think one of the Motie books, something like:

They all sat down and took their pocket computers out. They hummed and buzzed as they connected to the shipboard computer, and (the people) tapped at them until the Chair cleared his throat to bring their attention to the meeting at hand.

I've been in oh so many meetings that start like that.

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Re: He certainly wasn’t misogynist in his science fiction..

Argh! tea | nose error from the memory!

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Re: Asimov was a letcher

From what I've read, it was probably an outlet from his first marriage which he admitted was a mistake.

He always liked sex, his first wife didn't, that built up frustration between them. There was also a professional distance between them. Gertrude wanted a university professorial doctor she could show off to society, environments Isaac was never comfortable in. He loved immersing himself in science and science fiction and SF conventions, things anathama to Gertrude.

Marrying Janet Jepperson was the best thing he did in his personal life, he found somebody who enjoyed the physical side of life just as much as he did; as well as sharing professional interests.

I'm the queen of Gibraltar and will never get a traffic ticket... just two of the things anyone could have written into country's laws thanks to unsanitised SQL input vuln

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Stored *by* Parliament. Parliament is a collection of people, not a location.

A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

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Re: three decades

Yes, "a" decade is any run of ten years, but a "the"-th decade is by definition the decade one after the previous one, counting all the way back to the first decade. The 3rd decade of century X is the one after the second decade of century X which is after the first decade of century X, with is after the tenth decade of century X-1.

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Re: three decades

I'm working in a GP surgery, and the number of people coming to reception - full real adults! - claiming their date of birth is in the mid-1990s. It cannae be right!

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Re: He'd lost several months of work

Ah, the old "I'll just use this equipment set up for specific work as though it's general purpose".

For some time I worked in a print shop with a RISO duplicating printer. It looks like a huge photocopier. Naturally, we'd have non-print people wandering in behind our back thinking they wanted to do a photocopy, put their original on the plattern, run off a six quid 5000-sheet master and print a single page.

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Re: That triggered a memory...

A very long queue apparently.

Cheque out my mad metal frisbee skillz... oops. Lights out!

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Re: Cheques still relevant... at leastt for someone

In the 1980s at university my Japanese girlfriend thought it was well posh that I had a chequebook. Even now many Japanese think nothing of paying loads of transactions in cash.

Two years my endownment paid out and it was slightly thrilling writing a deposit payment for 25 grand. ;)

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

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Re: Hmmmm

He didn't say degaussing fixed it, but that degaussing revealed the problem. Probably when degaussing the picture stablised in the corner instead of the centre, or summut.

The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes

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Installs new application.

Install procedure cleans up after itself.

Reboots system.

System falls over.

What do you mean, SET TEMP=C:\DOS ?????

That resulted in a bus ride home and back to get some DOS floppies to re-install the C:\DOS directory, and savage editing of the AUTOEXEC.BAT file.

'Supporting Internet Explorer is hell': Web developers identify top needs – new survey

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"making a design look the same"

There's your problem right there. They're in the wrong job, they're print media designers.

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"Only 8.2 per cent of the respondents identified as women, which the authors say is "unfortunately a common problem with many developer surveys.""

So........ round up 25,000 women at gunpoint and force them to become web developers? You're complaining about a fundamental factor of being human - individual choice.

Post Office faces potential criminal probe over Fujitsu IT system's accounting failures

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Re: IT - we have heard of it

A house number and postcode *does* give a unique reference. S1 1AA/20 is uniquely house number 20 on the section of the street with postcode S1 1AA.

And what's this got to do with the Horizon system?

Behuld – zee-a internet ouff tuilet tissuoe at Meecrusufft Sveden. Bork bork bork!

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Smart metred loo roll? So, it cleverly comes in 1000mm sections?

Alphabet, Apple, Dell, Tesla, Microsoft exploit child labor to mine cobalt for batteries, human-rights warriors claim

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Re: Capitalism working as intended

This isn't capitalism, it's free markets.

The two usually go hand in hand, but they are not synonyms.

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

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Re: Dont have your machine room at the top of a building

A queue of bins? Where were they going?

Attention! Very important science: Tapping a can of fizzy beer does... absolutely nothing

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Didn't somebody once describe Carlsberg as a Research Institute with an attached brewery?

Revealed: NHS England bosses meet with tech and pharmaceutical giants to discuss price list of millions of Brits' medical data

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Exactly. This looks like an arch-Socialist plan to put them all out of business by having The State do everything.

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Re: Free Markets

The US has anything *but* a free market health service. It's the very pinnical of a not-free-market.

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The NHS doesn't need a centralised patient database, the existing distributed database system works perfectly well.

Oh noes! Half the NHS runs on Windows 7! Thankfully, here's Citrix with a virty vaccine

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Re: After the election

The Liberals are only standing 19 candidates, they're unlikely to form a government.

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Yeah, last week's "one week" deployment has turned into at least two weeks because we have to sit around waiting for a doctor's room to not be occupied.

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I remember one outfit tearing a strip of some supplier who couldn't be arsed to put a 15p connector on their PCs and instead expected them to chuck away their £25,000 printing equipment.