* Posts by J.G.Harston

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People who regularly talk to AI chatbots often start to believe they're sentient, says CEO

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Do they never learn?

It's obvious, if a girl looks like she's 21, she's really 15.

Getting that syncing feeling after an Exchange restore

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Yes, I've been bitten by that. Lost email server, recovered it, local backup sync'd to empty server. ARGH!!!!!!

Luckily, I whipped the power straight out, imaged the disk, and recovered about 99% of the data from the image.

Everyone back to the office! Why? Because the decision has been made

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Re: Deliver us from office keyboards

Agreed - you'll rip my Dell SK8115 from my cold, dead hands.

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https://youtu.be/tSY1VnNUJzQ?t=56

NOBODY PRINT! Selfless hero saves typing pool from carbon catastrophe

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Re: Hobnobs - invented for mans pleasure

No, the chocolate ones are mandatory.

Soviet-era tech could change the geothermal industry

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Re: Could this be the energy source that 'solves' energy for humanity??

So I'd have water spurting out of my cooker? Makes a change from them Americans with gas spurting from their taps.

Is computer vision the cure for school shootings? Likely not

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"smart guns that won't fire if they detect a human target"

So, shooters will just buy non-smart guns. What's the point of buying a gun if it refuses to go bang?

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It's easy to amend the US constitution. You just need a nation-wide political consensus, two-thirds of Congress, two-thirds of the Senate, and three-quarters of the States to vote for it.

Running DOS on 64-bit Windows and Linux: Just because you can

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"We are also under firm instructions to destroy the records when he dies"

AAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breathes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...speaking as a historian/archivist.

Misguided call for a 7-Zip boycott brings attention to FOSS archiving tools

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the difficulty of building 7-Zip from source

When I make source available for other people, I go out of my way to make it as easy as possible to build, aiming to get it down to a single file to double-click/run/execute/etc. I really hate it when I pick up some source from somewhere and I have to spend several days just getting it into a state when I can get it to build.

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Re: A couple of points

English (Traditional)

vs

English (Simplified)

You need to RTFM, but feel free to use your brain too

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Have you deliberately written it like that to make everybody's inner proof-reader scream in pain? ;)

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Re: Doncha hate it...

The thing I really hate is when the documentation outright LIES. I don't call it "wrong", it's plain and simpel LYING.

Eg: (blah blah....) drop down, select 'Import All'

THERE IS NO "IMPORT ALL" OPTION!!!!11111!1!!!11!1

Several frustrated days of back and forth with the "further up" helpdesk... Oh, you have to have permission XYZ to do that.

WTF!?!!!??!?!?!?! First rule of interfaces: If an option is unavailable, MAKE IT VISIBLE SO YOU F*********ING WELL KNOW IT'S THERE BUT UNAVAILABEL!!!!!!!!

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Re: Doncha hate it...

I aim to get instructions down to a single page of A4 so it doubles as a checklist you can tick off as you go (or fill in details, eg user's name, user's logon name, user's email address, etc), and anything that's too long to fit as an aide memoir is referenced to supplementary sheets. Once you've gone through it a few times ticking off while refering to the supplementary sheets, you only need them for occasional reminders.

So, eg:

Update A/D user details with (see D):

name, building, address, email address, change password:Yes

With D saying something like:

Start->Admin Tools->Active Directory Users and Devices->RunAs->your admin ID

View -> Turn Advanced Settings on

blah.thing.uk->North->Yorkshire->(site)->(user)->Menu:Properties

General: name, job title, site

Address: site address

Account: etc etc etc (I'm working from memory)

Most of the time once you're familiar the two lines in the checklist is enough, but every now and then you have a brain fart and think: where's the proxy address? WTH is it???? Check notes, ah! Dammit, need to bloody turn bloddy advanced bloddy view on.

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Re: I've seen this

I would typically writte that as:

Prepare to cut the blue wire

First, blah blah blah

Then ensure blah blah blah

Then cut the blue wire

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Re: Some even start with "remove equipment from box"

And yet bizarrely, they (mostly) never managed to struggle with ! " # $ % & ' ( ) etc

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Well, he had not been told anything about shutting down the system, and the documentation for 'reload' didn't mention anything about shutting down the system. Fault in the documentation, not with Sam.

I've (re)written loads of procedures like this, and specifically include such "common sense" instructions specifically because if you're coming with no prior knowledge, then it isn't common sense. Some even start with "remove equipment from box".

I remember this biting me way back in the early 1990s. Cleaning the drum(?) in a laser printer. I followed the instructions in the documentation.Took shiney rolly bit out, put it to one side. Read next paragraph, start digging into printer to remove next part. Mini-boss came past: DON'T EXPOSE THAT TO LIGHT! IT WILL DESTROY IT!!!! covering it with a towel. Me: How would I know that? Where does it say it???? There's no warning. Flips over two or three pages, and there it is.

Big Tech silent on data privacy in post-Roe America

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Re: US of a holes

The UK doesn't have a version of Roe vs Wade. We did it properly, through *LEGISLATION*.

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Re: The right to tell you what to do

As a UK citizen are you really unaware that Scotland, Northern Ireland and England&Wales each have their own seperate legal system and laws?

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Re: Theocracy

'cos it's never actually been voted on. Which is the fundamental point of the *court* ruling, in that it should be in the realm of democratic choice, not court rulings.

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Re: Canada

Banned by the constitution.

The consitituion bans states from preventing citizens from travelling to other states, and the constitution bans states from prosecuting people for engaging in legal actions in states where the action is legal.

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Re: Canada

Emergency contraception (the "morning after pill") prevents implantation, it doesn't abort an implantation.

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Re: Democracy

"Basically, the court said that health care is a state matter, not a federal matter."

Slight correction, basically the supreme court said that health care is a politician matter, not a court matter. The report even explicitly states that it could be federal politicians, not just state politicians.

"But when it comes to creating new rights, the Constitution directs the people to the various processes of democratic self-government contemplated by the Constitution—state legislation, state constitutional amendments, federal legislation, and federal constitutional amendments"

DOBBS, ETC, page 127.

First steps into the world of thought leadership: What could go wrong?

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Modern media content

Me me me me, me me: me me! "me me me me", me me. Me me me, me me, me me-me me. Me? Me me! Me me me me.

The perfect crime – undone by the perfect email backups

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So, when they delete something, they want you to send a truck to the off-site storage, load it up with tapes, bring them back on-site, load each tape in turn,track down the file on each backup tape, and remove it, thereby changing history. What's his name, O'Brien?

Amazon shows off robot warehouse workers that won't complain, quit, unionize...

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Re: It's a start.

The invention of the tractor allowed the creation of the NHS.

When you have 80% of the population scraping a living out of the dirt, you don't have any population surplus for a mass healthcare service, or anything else of modern comfortable society. Reducing the amount of human labour needed in mundane tasks releases that human labour for more valuable tasks, even if those more valuable tasks are cleaning people's bums and lifting them in and out of bed. We can afford to have armies of skivvies feeding Grandma her gruel, in the indoors out of the rain, because that army of skivvies isn't toiling away in the fields instead, outside, getting rained and snowed on.

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The problem is it's only six inches tall and human's eyes are about five feet above the ground. Humans navigate on autopilot by subcounciously scanning stuff at eye level with the subcouncious trained-by-experience that there will be nothing to trip over if the eye level is not blocked. These things will be a damn danger. People'll be tripping over them all the time as there's no eye-level warning that they're there. Just like bloody rugrats and yappy mutts that careen through your feet with no visible indication they're there. Human workers will be have to counciously force themselves to unlearn their toddlerhood and force themselves off autopilot and have to forever look at their feet to check they're not about to trip up.

Meta agrees to tweak ad system after US govt brands it discriminatory

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90% of ads are wasted, the problem is in knowing which 90%. Which is why the holy grail of advertising is finding a method of targetting ads to those who will be receptive to them. The more that human legislators insist that targetting methods perform the way they insist they should rather than the way that results in the targetting working, the more useless that targetting becomes, the crappier the end-user experience as 90% of the content flung at them is irrelevent to them. Do you really want to be advertising fly fishing equipment in Railway Today just because legislators insist that's "fair"?

RISC OS: 35-year-old original Arm operating system is alive and well

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Re: My grand plan for Acorn world domination

Three decades ago (!) I taught myself Visual Basic by trying to implement the RISC OS Desktop for Windows 3. :)

I've still got the code on a dodgy floppy somewhere.

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"They did various ECONET servers in pizza box cases, but they were basically just Master Compacts badged and tweaked to act as ECONET file servers."

No they weren't, they are completely different machines, completely different motherboard, completely different boxes. You're close to comparing a printer with a radio just because they both have transisters inside.

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Err.... you can resize filer windows, and I can't remember any time when you couldn't.

Know the difference between a bin and /bin unless you want a new doorstop

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There are some British English uses of the word "bin" to mean "storage container" .Which raises my hackles whenever I encounter it. I just cannot get myself to follow a process script that tell me to "place items in bin X...." That's telling me to throw stuff away!!!!!

Password recovery from beyond the grave

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Re: Write them down...

loose memory. Is that like loose stools, but not a messy? :)

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Re: Legal issues

Well, until he turned up in person with proof that has was the appointed LPA holder, the bank were unable to officially action the fact that his LPA had ceased. And once he had proved has was the LPA, the bank could officially recognise his Mum was dead and officially refuse to take any notice of what he was saying as his LPA was not longer active, and so officially ignore the information that his Mum was dead.

At some point the crowbar of common sense has to be wedged into the spirals of officialness.

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So-and-so is fired and marched out of the building

I had a temporary position recoving the IT business processes after one of those. In this case reasonably simple things like "how to create a new user, how to allocate a phone, how to register them in the Spam system, what the naming convention is, what the server paths are". Yes, and crucially, where the passwords are stored. Everything was in the former IT's head, I spent four (half) weeks recovering them and Writing Them Down, and proofing them by implementing them a couple of dozen times and refining them.

And one thing many people seem to forget - ensuring all the documentation had the path to itself in the footer of the documents, so they were re-findable from a printout..

Cookie consent crumbles under fresh UK data law proposals

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Re: Please clarify

Isn't the "free progress of data from client to server" the URL? Without which you cannot fetch anything from the server in the first place.

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Re: Straightforward solution

Wouldn't Grandma say Don't accept cookies from strange men websites.

Mine's the one with cute puppies in the pocket. ;)

Threat of cross-border data tariffs looms over WTO

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The WTO is in the business of reducing and eliminating tariffs and minimising exceptions, not imposing them. So the current situation is not a case of "exempting" data from tariffs, but the default position of *banning* tariffs on data if you want to be compliant with WTO rules. Countries like India are petitioning to get the WTO to move their trade rules backwards into a trade tariff environment.

Look to insects if you want to build tiny AI robots that are actually smart

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Asimov got there first, a short story where USR addressed the growing public opposition to robots by developing minimalist insect robots that had such a small set of functions that the Three Laws could be trimmed down considerably, allowing for smaller and cheaper robots. Can't remember the name, and can't track it down.

The PainStation runs Windows XP because of course it does

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Re: Pain

Yerwot? The very first thing I did with Windows XP was set up separate user and admin accounts. Automatic instinctive behaviour from 20+ years before, starting with networked Beebs. Applications live in Read-Only areas with Access=PublicRead only. Before then I was continuously frustrated by Windows' inability to catch up with other systems.

Open source 'Office' options keep Microsoft running faster than ever

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Re: Options are always good

It's not neccessarily things like styles and formatting, my biggest bugbear is that different versions of Word treat page layout differently. A programatically-generated document with (eg) 78 lines of text per page that looks fine on WordXX breaks on Word XX+0.1 with some internal rounding going the opposite way somewhere and the 78th line in every column bumping over into the next column, running all the way through the document, so you end up with the last lines on page Q across the top of page Q+1.

I'd bet it was some internal inches vs millimetres thing.

Internet Explorer 11 limps to the end of Windows 10 road

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Just a couple of years ago I was in a project scrambling to stop things requiring IE6 to work. Front-line life-critical stuff, like prescription dispensing and X-Ray scanning.

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Like the person that downvoted me when I stated I wasn't going to throw away my £8,000 printer just because PC manufacturers couldn't be arsed to spend 15p on a Centronics connector.

EU lawmakers vote to ban sales of combustion engine cars from 2035

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Exactly. I had to get a loan to buy my £1000 second-hand car to get to work. It was either that or starve.

No more fossil fuel or nukes? In the future we will generate power with magic dust

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Re: risks, but so do most things in life

AC wasn't talking about the government deciding how many children you have, just providing financial incentives/disincentives to personal choice. Just as there's a financial incentive to put today's income into a pension and spend it later instead of spending it today. That's not the government deciding how you spend your money, just providing incentives and disincentives to your personal choices.

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Re: The Doctor

I was picturing more Dirk Gently.

How one techie ended up paying the tab on an Apple Macintosh Plus

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Re: Yeah, that was me....

IN#7

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Having been happily(ish) using Zoom for the last three years of lockup for parish council meetings, I'd got used to being able to set my display name appropriate for the meeting, eg "Myname (Chair)" or "MyName (Dibley PC)". I've just started a new (public sector) job and we use Teams for team meetings. I naturally started looking to try and find how to set my display to "Myname (Field Tech)", but got further and further lost trying to find how to do it. I eventually browsed online to find out, only to discover "Only the administartor can set up users' Teams display name when creating the user account".

WTcompleteF?

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Am I being naive, but Sharepoint is... just a file server isn't it? It's just.... directories and files with a fancy user interface. That's what it looks like to me. Yet one of my colleagues has been enthusing about the five-day course he's just been on about how to use Sharepoint.

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Re: Oh, how ironic

woosh?