* Posts by J.G.Harston

3718 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2009

'Last man standing in the floppy disk business' reckons his company has 4 years left

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Re: Speaking Of Ancient Storage Methods .....

Hey, that's the Oxyrhynchus Trove, not midden. :)

Excel's comedy of errors needs a new script, not new scripting

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Re: Clueless users

British postal addresses are particularly variable and therefore difficult.

Do you mean postcodes? They're not. One or two letters, number 0-99, possible additional letter, space, digit-letter-letter. And the outward code is human-readable and so has a built-in error trigger.

If you mean the whole address - well, that's the same the whole world over. The Caravan, The Farm Annex, Tom's Farm, Warren Farm Lane, Flyde Moor, Heskthorpe, XY0 0XZ

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Re: Clueless users

And glod protect me from clueless lusers who enter telephone numbers as an unformatted string of random digits.

Phone: 1.1428E8

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Re: From "Humble Pi: A Comedy of Maths Errors" by Matt Parker

Similarly leading zeros: Folio 0020

Stings of digits with an 'E' in them: product code 12E3

Long strings of digits: Source ID: 12345678901234

Slashes with digits: house number: 12/13

Things that look like dates. serialnum: 01DEC

The work-around around work-around around work-arounds I've had to go to. It's. A. String. Ooooo, it looks like a number. NO. IT'S. A. STRING!

Can reflections in eyeglasses actually leak info from Zoom calls? Here's a study into it

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"Eyeglasses"? What is this, the 18th century?

Ex-Broadcom engineer asks for house arrest over IP theft

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Re: What he said isn't relevant, what he did is.

What if he took the information in his head? - like we all do when we leave a job.

Microsoft Outlook sends users back to 1930 with (very) mini-Millennium-Bug glitch

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Re: Banking/Insurance

When I started programming in the early 19*80*s it was drummed into us not to use 2-digit years. I'm gobsmacked that educators (even worse, I'm guessing at *university* level?) were actually actively forcing people to use 2-digit years IN THE 90S!

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Re: Y2K & Date Windowing - THIS IS NOT A BUG

A common method is a sliding window, eg $thisyear-60 to $thisyear+40 assuming more dates in the past are going to be manually typed in. (Because most of the dates my code flings around go into file stamps, I use 1980-2079.)

But really, the solution is for the software to scream at the user and refuse to accept manually typed two-digit years.

Boffins spot baby planet forming around young star – and that's rather cool

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Earworm

Damn you Reg! I've now got "Baby Planet..." going around in my head.

Climate change prevention plans 'way off track', says UN

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Re: It seems evident that

Exactly. You don't rail against the rain, you put up an umberella.

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Joke

Re: Thought about using nuclear?

I'm gonna invest in a diesel genset to charge up my electric car.

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If the goals are so hard to reach, abandon them.

As with everything in life, you have to balance costs and benefits. The costs of having children are HORRENDOUS, yet, in the face of such evidence people keep on making them, so the benefits must outweight the costs.

If the cost of spending seven times as much effort abolishing modern civilisation is worse than the cost of not doing so, then don't do it.

Which is the greater benefit? Not shivering in medival hovels, or preventing Norfolk from flooding?

Demand for software experts pushes tech salaries higher in UK

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Re: Articles like this remind me I suck

What's this "negotiating" nonsense? It's employment, not a peace treaty. The job advert says "pays X". If you don't want that, you don't apply. If you take the job, you get X.

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Re: Not just gender

"Now our global boss is pushing that we should have equal numbers of genders and colours."

While you may not have meant to write it that way, that is some of the moronic idiocy that's being pushed.

There's only 20% of black actors on the telly! We must have more!

Why? Only 5% of the population is black.

NO! We must have equal black, and equal indian, and equal chinese, and equal elbonian, and equal etc... And there are 66 difference genders, so the workforce must be equally 1/66th each gender.

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Re: Imbalance

But how do you force children to take an interest in things they aren't interested in? I had zero interest in English literature, I was forced to take it, my grades were in the gutter. "What was Monroe talking about when he wrote this scene?" I. DONT. KNOW. It's just a nice story!

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Re: Diversity should be a consequence, not a goal.

But the "forced change" required is to force women to enter engineering professions against their personal preference? Isn't that some sort of human rights offence? We call it conscription when it's the military. Historically, that sort of thing has also been called serfdom and slavery.

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Re: Diversity should be a consequence, not a goal.

If we had coal mines, we wouldn't have any coal miners, it would all be machine-mined. Close to all the "easy" hand-mineable coal has been mined, what remains is super-deep coal that hasn't been mined because it was too deep for human miners, and previously there a) wasn't the technology to get it and b) we had plenty of human-mineable coal to get.

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"In the UK... more than twice as many men as women are being offered and accepting roles."

Probably because more than twice as many applicants are men? The article says nothing about the distribution of the pool the sample is taken from.

China discovers unknown mineral on the moon, names it Changesite-(Y)

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Re: Awww please...

Nah. -ium is for elements, -ite is for rocks.

(I emailed IUPAC and petitioned for element 113 to be Yamatium, as by tradition is you use ancient names for elements, but they went with nihonium, using the modern name :( )

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Changesite - that's a name that calls out for an accent - change site?

Using the datacenter as a dining room destroyed the platters that matter

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When I worked in Hong Kong, we had one site I visited several times to replace equipment. They didn't have any air conditioning, that's for sissies. They thought it perfectly fine to have to keep buying replacement computer kit instead of one air conditioner.

Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II – Britain's first high-tech monarch

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I'm pleased that The Register has confirmed it is still a *British* site by using black edging.

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Re: Titles not necessarily constant

And in England the King is the King by the sufferance of Parliament, reinforced by killing or exiling previous incumbents who disagreed.

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Re: Her son will replace her, as King Charles III.

Well, King Charles III issued a formal statement at 7pm last night, so it's official.

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Re: She was a good one

Charles knows full well that the British monarch rules by sufferance of Parliament - enforced by exiling or executing those that disagreed.

Microsoft warns of bugs after nation pushes back DST switchover

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Re: Hard Coding Ahoy

Rather than having a one-off time zone for Chile, time zone information should be territory-based, as with languages. So, rather than 'Pacific South America' or something, it should be cl-00=UTC-0800, us-rm=UTC-0900, ca-02=UTC-0500 or something.

US school year opens with reading, writing, and ransomware

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Re: Burning Bridges (Lost Forevermore?)

I've known shops in the UK that have lost power, and they record and receipt sales with, shock horror, a pen and notebook, and negotiate prices with the customer.

California passes bill requiring salary ranges on job listings

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Re: Will this actually help ?

Yes, If more people realised that Employers' National Insurance payments actually come out of what is used to pay you, and how much they are, they'd be shocked.

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Re: Will this actually help ?

I can't afford to be refused a job because they would have to pay me by my experience. Pay me for the actual work I do for you, dammit!

Amazon drivers unionize after AI sends them on 'impossible' routes

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Re: Routing

Ditto - I picked everything up from the depot, and then went to a service station, bought a cup of tea, and spread out a route atlas (remember them, y'know, paper) so I could see all of the North East in one glance, and plan my route. Add on some cross-checking with online streetmaps for the final hundred yards (which of these lines is Acacia Crescent, and which end is number 1?), sort my delivery sheets in my order, and off I went.

It was a temporary summer job, and when it got to trying to do Huddersfield/Hull/Harrogate all before 5pm I was glad to leave.

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I got stuck on the Nottingham inner ring road going in clockwise circles - I could see my destination off the other carriageway, but could see no way of getting to go anticlockwise.

G7 countries beat UK in worldwide broadband speed test again

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the five top ranked countries ... are all either very small or islands

They don't have the Western Hebridies, Shetland, and the North York Moors to wire up. Having a significant chunk of your country sparsly populated wildernesses isn't going to help push you up the connectivity ranks. I remember in Sheffield - a city of more than half a million people - 20 years ago there were still some houses so isolated that they had a night soil collection.

The crime against humanity that is the modern OS desktop, and how to kill it

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Re: A rule of thumb

My highlight is... the menu item ISN'T EVEN ****ING THERE!

Import data by selecting "Choose file" (liar! It's Select file"), then from the upload options select "Bulk Import" (The *IS* NO "BULK IMPORT" OPTION!!!!) etc.

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Re: "The OS companies have insulated themselves from user pain"

And... technology is giving us screens that are wider and wider. What shall we do? I know, let's use up loads and loads of the up/down screen estate!

Some of the document working I now do it's like looking through a letterbox - and it even inflicts websites, with a fixed, immovable, irremovable banner across the top of the screen.

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Re: "The OS companies have insulated themselves from user pain"

They even break file formats.

I've just had to spend quite some time digging into the exact hows of how MSWord renders RTF files in different versions (programmatically generated data, worked fine for 20 years, identical files flow from column to column, page to page differently, which is a right bugger when the content is columnar data), and dig into the how of getting it to stop it.

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Re: Agree and disagree

Agreed. I've tidied my Start menu to be almost consistanly one level deep, except for Programs -> Office -> MSOffice, Programs -> Office -> OpenOffice and Programs -> Office -> LibreOffice, and various "helper" stuff, for instance Programs -> Programming -> Vinculum (program) and Programs -> Programing -> Vinculum Support (folder)

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Re: grouping programs by company and not application type

I have TextPad under

Programs -> Office -> TextPad and

Programs -> Tools -> TextPad

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Re: grouping programs by company and not application type

"but who decides what "type" your application is?"

MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*NEVER* the OS or application writer.

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Re: Coding is the easy part!

"This house has crappy wiring, why aren't the decorators diverting their effort into fixing it?"

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Re: Peak Usability

There were things I could do under the hood in XP that were a LOT more difficult to do in Win7, and virtually impossible/impossible in WIn10.

Proper full screen. mode con cols=80 lines=25, runs as full screen should give me EIGHTY BLOODY COLUMNS AND 25 BLOODY LINES!!!! This is (one of the many) reasons I keep my XP installation going for connecting to remote machines like my PDPs 'n' stuff.

UK govt says contractors should challenge IR35 status via self-assessment

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Re: "high levels of non-compliance"

Well, everything else is going back to the '70s, why not tax as well.

How this Mars rover used its MOXIE to convert CO2 into precious oxygen

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How effective is this compared to room-temperature water electrolysis?

California asks people not to charge EVs during heatwave

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Re: What about crypto mining and gaming computers?

Good god, that's a one-and-a-half-bar electric fire!

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Re: The Sunshine State

To clarify things a little: repairs of existing infrastructure is an in-year tax-deductable cost; installing new anything is a capital gain, taxed if you ever sell it.

If you're careful, some "installing new" can be classed as repairs - single glazed windows falling out, replace with double glazing = repair; perfectly fine single glazed windows, replace with double glazing = capital gain.

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Re: Cars are next, then your digital money

And clap every Thursday.

California lawmakers approve online privacy law for kids. Which may turn websites into identity checkpoints

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How is this going to stop Brad putting in Dad's details into the website?

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

No, it's because women tends to dress nearly naked, whereas men tend to dress nearly fully clothed.

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Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

Horses for courses, I've become a lot less heat tolerant as I get older. I hate the summer, there's a limit to how much clothing you can take off; whereas in winter you can keep putting on more and more layers.

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Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

What "digging up the whole country to lay new domestic pipelines"? They used the pre-existing town gas pipelines. The only digging up was the new trunk network.

Over the years the domestic network has yes been dug up, but as the 200-year process or routinely replacing pipes as and when they wear out.

Japan to change laws that require use of floppy disks

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Good god! That IRS system had the date fields correctly ordered!