* Posts by J.G.Harston

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Two signs in the comms cabinet said 'Do not unplug'. Guess what happened

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Re: Don't forget mischief

Ooo, I don't like the fixing method. That screw is right in the centre of the "DO NOT!" protected zone, it would go straight through the feed cable. I'd fail any installation with those.

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Re: Physical Methods Trump Signs in Any Language

I once had an argument with somebody who insisted that a five-pin domino DIN plug had the same pin arrangement as a 6-pin DIN, and had to physically stop them ramming a 5-pin domino into my equipment's 6-pin socket.

RIP Fred 'Mythical Man-Month' Brooks: IBM guru of software project management

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I first read MMM at university in the 1980s, and halfway in I was amazed by a Heinlein extract that I'd read just a few weeks earlier, clearly describing process management fourty years earlier. The best bit:

Engineer: Sorry, I dozed off.

Boss: That's why I got you a couch. If ever you're tired, lock the office door and have a nap.

A master quoting another master.

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Re: Man-month

It percolates everywhere.

"Make this concrete set faster!"

Calcium silicate cross-linking reactions take X hours to complete.

"Make it faster!"

In this universe, Calcium silicate cross-linking reactions take X hours to complete.

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Pint

One of the greats. I'll raise one --->

Guess the most common password. Hint: We just told you

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Re: What!?

let a password manager generate a strong and unique password

And how do I get into the password manager?

Time Lords decree an end to leap seconds before risky attempt to reverse time

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Re: Cop Out

You could even say it was the lingua franca.

HPC's lost histories will power the future of tech

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It's been clear for over a decade that the computing "biz" has become the same as the car business in the 1950s. What do you do when *everybody* has a car/computing device? They're manufactured so well, they essentially never wear out and need replacing. There's nobody left to sell to. What you do then is persuade people that last year's product is crap and needs replacing for the sole reason that it's last year's product.

IT manager's 'think outside the box' edict was, for once, not (only) a revolting cliché

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Re: Hide and seek at El Reg

YA Miniscribe AICM£5. :)

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One of my setup guides does actually start:

A) INITIAL SETUP

1. Unbox

Just follow the instructions … no wait, not that instruction to lock everyone out of everything

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I used to keep reading that at let mein.

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I read through instructions before starting to discover what I will need before I get there. And in documentation I /write/, the first paragraph is a list of the things you will need later on. Get user's name and birthday. Prepare username in this format, prepare password in this format, prepare email address in this format. Prepare display name in this format. etc. /Then/ the rest of the instructions.

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Documentation that does not match reality is worse than lying, it's outright FRAUD.

Select "bulk import", select "Choose file"....

THERE

IS

NO

'CHOOSE FILE'

OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of these days I'm going to visit London, find the people responsible for our software and educate them with a two-by-four. There. Will. Be. Blood.

Go ahead, be rude. You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000

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Suppliers just don't seem to understand they have corporate customers, paying them millions of zarbles. When working in the NHS we were supposed to be able to return unworkable brand new kit, but the contact line to return DOA kit treats you as a PC World consumer. "I need to return this laptop for DOA replacement". Have you tried to turn it on? "I've taken it out of the box, it's DOA". Have you tried pressng this when... "I've taken it out of the box, it's DOA". Please try plugging in a different monitor "I've taken it out of the box, it's DOA". Please try... "Look, I've got 499 other laptops to image, I'm not shitting about with ONE laptop trying to get it working, LET ME BOOK THE DAMN DOA!!!!"

Microsoft tests 'upsells' of its products in Windows 11 sign-out menu

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More and more of these things are pissing off corporate IT Admins as the users don't know what on earth is happening, and think it must be something to do with their job, and click and follow and allow stuff, and we have to keep chasing our tails getting rid of it all.

Just last month, *something* changed in Outlook because Microsoft were pushing it through updates, and some users were blithely clicking on things "oh, it's The Computer, it must be what I have to do".

(checks notes) Ah, that's it. Microsoft "Improved" Outlook by moving the toolbar from the bottom of the lefthand pane to its own immovable pane. We had users booking tickets saying they couldn't remember how /they'd/ "messed up", and could we fix it for them. To which we were forced to answer: No. MS have buggered it up, there's nothing we can do about it. After hours and hours of trying, and eventually tracking down exactly WTF had actually happened.

Microsoft feels the need, the need for speed in Teams

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Re: Ditch

At the start of the Great Lockdown my parish council started doing remote meetings. We started with Teams, but it was so crap we tried Zoom instead - and have kept doing so. £144 a year licence is quite affordable to use and a lot of smallers parishes.

There's loads of stuff Zoom doesn't do, won't do, gets wrong, is badly implemented, but it's miles better than Teams. Until last month it even still worked on my old XP Dev machine.

Run a demo on live data? Sure! What could possibly go wrong? Hang on. Are you sure that's not working?

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Ditto, when logged on as Admin the background is plastered with the word 'Admin' dozens of times. With the kerning and justification just ever so slightly annoyingly off.

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Was it a long queue?

Hot, sweaty builders hosed a server – literally – leaving support with an all-night RAID repair job

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Gawd, builders!

At one site I'd done the first fix electrics, routing all the power cables as per protected zones (straight lines in line with outlets) ready for plastering. The next day I found the plasters had somehow chopped through a cable, and in order to refix it had pulled it on a straight diagonal and just managed to tightly rewire it. So it was now "invisibly" routed (in an area I knew would end up with wall fixings being drilled in), and with strained connections. I sighed, chopped out the damaged cable, re-chased their plaster, and replaced it with a new length correctly routed.

Twitter employees sue over lack of 60-day layoff notice

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surely ... those staff must have been doing something?

From my reading around, they weren't doing anything. Twitter strikes me as beleiving it's there to provide jobs to its favoured friends, not to produce a product.

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Re: Cloud tech is basically "DotCom boom/bust V2", here we go again!

you have 1-2 strong core skills but you'd better be ready to be a jack-of-all-trades and willing to try anything

True, but employers refuse to see it that way. "You're applying for a Bamble-Weezle 2.5 development job? But your last job was Bamble-Weezle 2.495 development. F*** off".

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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Re: Faxing is often better

Dear pharamcist, your mission if you choose to accept it.

Throw out the fax machine and install a new IT system

And how many staff shall I terminate in order to pay for this new IT system?

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What do they mean "provide" fax services? The telephone providers are in the business of providing a sound link from point A to point B; as long as that exists, you can send a fax, as faxes are - like any other data sent over a 'phone line - just data encoded into sounds. If you can /speak/ over a phone connection, you can send a fax over a phone connection.

weeee wah weeee wah kudung kerdung bzzzzzz weeeee...

Nvidia RTX 4090: So hot they're melting power cables

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AC: Where the hell do you live? North Korea?

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600W? That's a one-bar electric fire!

If you're still on Windows 7/8.1, it's time to say goodbye to Google Chrome

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Re: Au revoir but not goodbye

Yes, I keep one XP box running, as it's the only system that allows proper full-screen text mode when running PDP11 stuff.

India's – and Infosys's – favorite son-in-law Rishi Sunak is next UK PM

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Re: Easing of Visa requirements for Indian travellers?

Woosh!

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Re: Easing of Visa requirements for Indian travellers?

If it's travel and not immigration, you don't need a visa. Only pariah states go out of their way to impose visa requirements on sub-30-day visits, most countries allow sub-90-day visa-free travel.

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Re: You're all smart people (cough cough)

Tax reformers have been campaigning for ages to have income taxed where it's generated, not where the owner lives. This capitulation to demands by the mob to tax where the owner lives instead has completely destroyed decades of work. The profits of the Facebooks and Googles of this world will now be entirely taxed in the USA instead of here.

Rent-calculating software biz accused of colluding with 'cartel' of landlords

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Re: Intention is irrelevant

What the hell's a rental license? You need a quantity-restricted permit to engage in a contract? In the Land of the Free? ? ? ? ?

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Re: Intention is irrelevant

Nope, I buy my gas by the cubic foot.

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Re: Intention is irrelevant

Cartels - whether formal or informal - are inherently unstable, as all it takes is one supplier - whether in the cartel or not - undercutting the cartel to break it.

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Re: If most of the major property owners are using this

There is no hidden inside information, the rent charged is public information displayed in the vacancy advert.

Firefox points the way to eradicating one of the rudest words online: PDF

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Oh yes, I agree that in-year adjustments are a bit messed up, but the once-a-year end-of-year submission works perfectly adequately enough. I suppose I could look at having the wrong tax code as a government-enforced saving scheme. ;) Not so good if your code is too low though. But at least they are sensible enough that if you owe up to £500 they just add it onto next year's tax code.

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Having just submitted my tax return, I think the HMRC website gets this about right. All the data input and presentation is in web/html. You can jump back and forth, you aren't blocked from filling page 6 because you haven't done page 5 yet. When completed you can review everything in web/html, with an option to download a PDF version as an offline reference. Which I do, print off, and file away, because I'm like that.

Please, HMRC, your submission website works! Yes, there are niggly flaws, but please, don't let the consultants and politicians nag you into "making it better" and breaking it. It's fine as it is.

Data loss prevention emergency tactic: keep your finger on the power button for the foreseeable future

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Re: The National Health Service

You do know there are 193 other health systems *other* than the USA's and the UK's, don't you?

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Re: The "half click" and related moves

I was *removing* PCs from NHS GP surgeries in 2014, and these were still 4-stone metal behemoths. I know how much they weighed, because - being GP surgeries - I stood on the patient scales holding one. Plus, the screams from my car's suspension.

20 years on, physicists are still figuring out anomaly in proton experiment

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Good god! 44 co-authors!

New measurement alert: Liz Truss inspires new Register standard

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Re: Prime Minister

Was he the last Rollo?

How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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I mostly don't care, but particularly in technical documents if I could stop Americans using "insure" when they mean "ensure", that would be a start. They mean two completely different things.

Insure is ON ERROR fixup

Ensure is REPEAT action UNTIL completed

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

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Re: Bad design

Even worse is the modern fad for printers to have a sole single unlabelled button. On/Off? Formfeed? Cancel? WTH does it do?

Hong Kong hopes to trawl the world for tech talent to build IT city

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Re: Hong Kong Autonomous Region

Geographically, it's about the size of London. If you picture two Landranger maps cover London, two Landranger scale/size maps also cover Hong Kong.

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"or already earn salaries over $315,000."

Odd that. Normally you import foreign talent because it's cheaper than the local talent, or because the local talent is absent *regardless* of price.

Intel sued over historic DEC chip site's future

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Looking at the aerial views, it's surrounded by housing. So, which came first? The housing or the industrial facility? Why did they build a factory in the middle of a residential area? Or, why did they build loads of housing in an industrial area?

How GitHub Copilot could steer Microsoft into a copyright storm

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Re: @Kev99 - You will be surprised.

Rosetta Code has 539 methods, just for text output. There's a couple of hundred other code snippets for different scenarios.

CEO told to die in a car crash after firing engineers who had two full-time jobs

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Re: Multiple jobs

Same in the Far East. I used to do software development and systems admin during the day, then teach English during the evening. I only gave up the teaching because I was exhausted.

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Re: Judge on results, not appearances

"Similarly, your construction worker could be putting in a day shift on one site before wandering across town for an evening shift on another site. Night courts are also a thing in some parts of the world, so your barrister may also be able to flit between day and night jobs..."

When do they sleep?

Children should have separate sections in social media sites, says UK coroner

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Re: Why is age verification an invasion of privacy ?

All the above use human visual face-to-face verification. For a computer to verify somebody, all it has to go on is the sole piece of data "I am 18+". There is *NO* other data to work on, *ALL* other supporting data boils down to a repetition of the single piece of data "I am 18+".

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All age verification boils down to:

"Are you over 18?"

"Yes"

How do you verify that that "Yes" is not a lie?

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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"added cursor keys"

You mean cursor keys were an after-market addition????

Well, thinking back, it was the same on the AppleII as well.