414 posts • joined 30 Aug 2006
We were posh, we had the postie deliver ours
Only one song that fits
Alice Cooper - I Love The Dead
Re: Something I've always wondered ...
Kick him to death ?
Re: If the government were serious ...
So much for government intervention.
The late great...
By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence.
You could always get yourself a Second Life (is it still going ?)
Re: Patent madness
Same way you can patent a paper bag ?
Not once in all the above comments have I seen a mention of the most obvious elephant in the room.
'As reported in The Sun'
Alleged buggy software wrongly flunks wannabe lawyers from bar exam. What happened next won't shock you
Re: The Bar Association and a contractor..... and things went pear-shaped.
Well fix it dear Henry
Pedophile stalks children = Jail sentence
Advertisers stalk children = mild rebuke
This discussion was going so well until you mentioned the F** word
>Who are Honor people? They try and wear a flower in their own hair. They are young people
Oh dear, better sell my Honor 7 then. Damn good phone but I'm clearly to old for it.
Star Trek: An unwatchable steaming pile of dung
That is all
Re: What's wrong with cartoons?
>They don't rely on crude or vulgar humour to get a laugh
I take it you've never watched Duckman then
Re: Might be useful
Case of mistaken brand I think, it's Audis that have the indicators turned off by default.
and thanks for all the wit
Not going to be quite the same round here.
Condolences to his family.
>But it's at least 50 years away, he said
If there is a God* then I offer thanks to him that the obsolescence he built in to me means I will never see this
* of course there isn't, silly
Given the breadth of comments here and the background of the comenteers I am gobsmacked that there hasn't been a single 'underseas outsourcing' comment.
'it’s EMUI or bust'
I lost interest at this point, why buy an Android phone and wind up using a second rate IOS clone interface ?
Whats an MRA ?
"Computer - call the fire department!"
I'm sorry Dave.....
Re: USB sticks in the post
Doesn't work unless you sign it PRESIDENT JONATHAN GOODLUCK and offer 20MILIION US DOLLARS
"Apple did not conspire to fix ebook pricing and this ruling does nothing to change the facts,"
We were found guilty twice but didn't do anything wrong.
Distortion field's a little strong today.
I'm struggling to see the advantage of Uber over just phoning a local, trusted taxi company that wont track me or serve adverts ?
Swede/Turnip is only fit for animal feed, other than that I'll have a crack at it :)
No such thing, everything is pre-loved nowadays
Self-deprecating humour doncha know :)
Re: Look out MENSA
Nearly had me joining up there but I went for www.richandhandsomeandintelligentandhunglikeahorsefly.com instead ;)
Re: Dear Sir...
Token ring is only superior for certain types of music, Wagner for example......
Re: Beauty is only skin deep...
But multiple divorcees with drug habits can be sooo much fun dahling !
Re: Hi Facebook!
I'm sorry Dave....
I would happily buy a Pre 3 if I could get one from somewhere other than Ebay. I owned an original Pre and loved it.
So many mentions of Jetex, not one mention of the burns you suffered.
Bloody lethal units, I loved em :)
>I love dub reggae and have never heard of Rupie Edwards
That makes me feel so old.
Not a Dub afficianado but Ire was one of those records when you knew you were hearing something new.
Re: Did Stephen Fry write this article?
'"As most Reg readers will know, fibre-optic cables work by bouncing a light beam along a wire..."
As any fule also kno, you can't shine a light beam through copper!'
You can if you are Virgin Media, it will happily fly down coax apparently :)
Re: PS4 best platform to play this on.
Nah, this was made with the ZX81 as the target platform...
EE = Orange
Orange = the most devious lying bunch of highwaymen/women ever to pollute the face of the earth.
I was unfortunately borged into this cesspit when they 'merged' with T-mobile. Only a few months to go and I can be rid of this vile company.
'with Zep it's only the first six that are worth listening too anyway'
In my humble opinion the best of Zep is the space between the tracks
Oh is Groupon still going ? Thought they died a while back when the market for fish pedicures and eyelash extensions dried up.
Re: Get up in a bad mood and stay that way
'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with'
W C Fields
'Users of Apple products are generally more literate and educationally more advanced than the average Fandroid and less likely to be conned so easily'
Trolling of the first order, well done sir !
Not sure what the Android connection is or is there a version of this trojan out for IOS ?
Re: My question is...
........ Hello Doctor ? I've a small problem I'd like you to have a look at....
>It's the music you love most and the music you're going to love
Without 'proper' radio how do i know what I'm going to love ? Tune-In and its ilk allows me to dive into almost any kind of music depending on my mood. The important thing is that I'm going to hear an awful lot of artists that I would never come across if I allowed iRadio to 'learn' my tastes. I want to be challenged by music, I dont want the ' If you liked that you will like this' type of handholding that systems like this do.
Re: Nokia 920 ad
Thanks for flagging that, it made me smile and reminded me of El Reg's comments pages :D
Re: Yeah but, parasitism is never comfortable
Sat next to a cracking Samsung colour laser printer that has paid for itself a dozen times over. Guess I am a major sucker with little to spend (wrong!) and little interest in high tech (double wrong!).
Lets rewrite your final statement with a tin foil hat in place to reduce the effect of the distortion field.
'Apple has no ability to compete in the markets that won't pay a hefty margin for fairy dust'
>He credited Jobs with being a marketing genius for creating demand and maximizing profit. He noted that Jobs typically (like Sony with the Wii) held back production to create demand and desirability for the product.
Umm I think you may want to edit that bit to include Nintendo, just a thought.
Re: Just Puked In My Mouth A Bit
You have posted on the wrong thread, this is for the Sony Xperia Z not the iPhone 5.
...they are now checking their veggie burgers for traces of Uniquorn.
Re: Tell us the important news...
>But seriously, folks, how many people who shelled out for a 5 last month are going to shell out again for a 5S next month?
Enough that the BBC news service (?) will run a report about the queues outside the local apple chapel as if it were actually news ?