* Posts by Chris King

1153 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Feb 2009

Data breach at biz that manages Cisco, F5 certs plus many others

Chris King

Re: The other shoe

(ISC)² just posted this up on their home page. Doesn't sound like they're going back to pencils and OMR sheets just yet...

(ISC)² Exam Candidates Not Affected by Pearson VUE Incident

Through our standard incident process, Pearson VUE notified (ISC)² about unauthorized access to its Credential Manager System. This system is not used by candidates taking (ISC)² exams, nor is there any indication that systems related to (ISC)² exams have been affected. (ISC)² will continue to monitor this incident.

TalkTalk Business email servers titsup for days after DNS config snafu

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From what I remember, lots of Nildram customers jumped ship well before the Tiscali take-over of Pipex, most of the ones I knew escaped to AAISP.

Within weeks of Pipex taking over Nildram, my line's performance went down the toilet, DNS kept breaking, and the 24x7 support was mysteriously silent in the evenings and at weekends. That was my cue to leave.

A far cry from the early days, when my line went wonky one weekend. They managed to wring a verbal apology out of a manager from BT Wholesale on a Sunday afternoon, and got the problem fixed a couple of hours later.

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Nildram

gotadsl.co.uk was the domain name used for Nildram's ADSL services, prior to the Pipex take-over - it was used for static IP's, personal websites and mailboxes.

I'm amazed that's still in use, given how long it is since Nildram imploded and became nothing more than a brand name for TalkTalk Business...

2004 Pipex takes over Nildram

2007 Tiscali buys Pipex

2009 Carphone Warehouse buys Tiscali UK

2010 CPW launches TalkTalk

I bailed out from Nildram to AAISP before the Tiscali buyout, but things were already falling apart even then. Are they still running that bit of the empire on the original kit ?

Doctor Who: Even the TARDIS key can't unpick the chronolock in Face the Raven

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Re: 9/10

"I've said this before - you do not want to be on a Time Lord's shit-list. Ever."

Or Captain Kirk's. Unless you're blue/green-skinned, alien and female, you're probably getting a Photon Torpedo in your Christmas stocking (unless something else kills you first).

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Re: Noooo!

A library the size of a planet, with an antivirus system the size of a (Dr) Moon. When that two-parter was first shown, I thought "Bloody hell, McAfee has put on some bloat there".

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The street was in Cardiff (off Westgate Street, almost opposite the Millenium Stadium).

If they had used Caroline Street instead, they wouldn't have needed to dress up any of the aliens - all human life (and a lot more besides) can be found on "Chip Alley" on a Friday or Saturday night.

Irish electricity company threatens to cut off graveyard

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BT don't even need a body...

They sent out phone bills to a whole bunch of phone boxes on at least one occasion.

Brit filmmaker plans 10hr+ Paint Drying epic

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Re: Blowed if I'm going to watch the film

Beaten to the sequel joke, but who's the protagonist ? "Ron Seal" ?

Remember Windows 1.0? It's been 30 years (and you're officially old)

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Re: What about: Windows for Whackos?

Unless it's a pint of gin/vodka/whisk(e)y - that software leaves DEEP psychological scars.

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Pint

Re: What about: Windows for Whackos?

WfW 3.11 seemed happy running on /24's back in the day.

Watching NT 4 machines argue with DEC Advanced Server [1] over who was Domain Master Browser was a different matter. I solved that one by setting up a Samba server to provide WINS and outrank them all... "I am Windows version 25.5 from the far future ! Kneel before Zod !"

[1] PathWorks/PCSA sucessor on OpenVMS. Pint icon, as some of us are still drinking to forget.

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Re: Am I splitting hairs

You could strip DOS down to the bare minimum needed to launch Windows, and strip the DOS subsystem out of Windows, but that didn't change the fact that it sat on top of DOS.

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Re: Ahhh Windows 3.11 for Workgroups...

27 sounds more like OS/2.

DOS 6.22 was three 1.44Mb disks, WFW 3.11 was six disks - seven if you wanted to add the "Wolverine" 32-bit TCP/IP stack.

Hacking group Strontium dogs NATO and government targets

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Number Four Cartridge !!!

Hey, you missed out the Gronk - Ohhhhh, my poor heartses !!!

ISIS operates a crypto help desk – report

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Re: They tried a help desk for the other stuff, but...

I don't think they'll be offering any feedback on that call !

Reg reader achieves bronze badge, goes directly to jail

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Re: I've been around here for ages

No, it's just 100 posts in a 12-month period (I got mine recently).

You need 2,000+ upvotes for Silver, so I've got a very long way to go yet.

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Coat

Re: Holy shit!

Gold gets Windows 10... On a phone !!!

French Playmobil heist: El Reg denies involvement

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So, the cops are hoping to catch the offenders by shouting "Playmobil or it didn't happen ?"

Doctor Who: Nigel Farage-alike bogey beast terrorises in darkly comic Sleep No More

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"I must admit that the main reason I am still watching this year is because I want to see Clara's demise... I don't want to see here leave... I want to see her dead... so there's no chance of her coming back."

Well, being killed didn't stop them finding ways of bringing back Jack... or Amy... or Rory... or Ashildr... or Danny. Heck, even the Brigadier got another outing as a Cyberman last season.

Chris King

Re: Soldiers on Doctor Who

They weren't exactly elite soldiers though, were they ? (And they knew it !)

"Cuts, pet."

Chris King

Re: 'Morpheus wide-awake pods'

Yes, and if I remember rightly "Sleep Machine Psychosis" featured in one of the Big Finish 2000AD stories ("Wanted: Dredd or Alive" - ta, Google). Dredd was supposedly suffering from it and appears to go rogue, but it was all a hoax to enable him to go undercover.

Horrid checkbox download bundlers drop patch-frozen Chrome

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Re: Bah! Now with extra unrequested humbug.

Using the "consumer" download links always gets you those "helpful" little extras from Adobe.

The versions they supply for corporates (which are downloadable if you know the right URL's) don't contain any bundled crap.

Java installers are a pain in the arse, but these registry keys used to end the madness, haven't checked recently if they still do:

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\JavaSoft]

“SPONSORS”=”DISABLE”

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\JavaSoft]

“SPONSORS”=”DISABLE”

Chris King

Re: Google being "the internet" is part of the problem

Yes, I've seen this happen too.

I was once called out to look at a couple of machines that had suddenly run out of disk space - seems that the users wanted to install RealPlayer and downloaded it from the first hit from Google.

On that particular day, result #1 wasn't Real Networks, but a Russian site offering malware.

The "Cracked by...." banner that the installer popped up didn't clue them in that something was wrong. They even sat and watched as their new chums installed FTP servers and turned their machines into warez depots.

*facepalm*

Guess who didn't get admin rights after their machines were rebuilt ?

Microsoft rolls out first 'major update' to Windows 10

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Anyone got a registry key to disable that feature ?

Win10 has already extracted enough blood, sweat and tears out of us [1], damned if they're getting any more samples.

[1] Not to mention telemetry data if we forget to switch it all off.

Doctor Who's good/bad duality, war futility tale in The Zygon Inversion fails to fizz

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Speaking of retcon...

...has anyone else noticed that the "Classic Series" website has been archived and all references to it have been removed from the main Dr Who web site ?

It probably happened a while ago, but every page on http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic now has one of those "This page has been archived and is no longer updated" banners at the top.

Coding with dad on the Dragon 32

Chris King

FUZE Basic

If you don't have the good fortune of having working old-school kit to play with, there's always FUZE BASIC on the Pi:

http://www.fuze.co.uk/getfuzebasic/

Check out their "Special Edition" cases in BBC Micro colour scheme:

http://www.fuze.co.uk/products/

They also did a version that used the Colour Maximite PIC32 board instead of a PI, with a minimal OS and BASIC for faster boot time. The Maximite also had additional Arduino-compatible I/O.

Buying one of the cases or kits is more like an 80's computing experience - you even get wire-bound manuals in the box, none of this "documentation on CD" nonsense.

You can put the more advanced kits together a little more cheaply by purchasing a Pi separately, and Maplin have the USB robot arm from the Model R kits on special offer right now - A37JN at £29.99.

I cut my teeth on the ZX81 and Spectrum, moving from BASIC to Z80 assembler, and on to Forth (anyone else remeber White Lightning/Machine Lightning ?). After getting a +3, I bought CP/M, Locomotive Basic and HiSoft C. Then I was away to Uni, and tinkering with VAX/VMS and Ultrix-32.

Startup founder taken hostage by laid-off workers

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I don't think we got the whole story here...

Looks like some folks may have been let go without being paid what they were due...

http://www.business-standard.com/article/companies/how-tinyowl-lost-its-nest-and-the-plot-115110500061_1.html

Fancy flying to Mars? NASA's hiring

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Re: Is there a B Ark?

The B Ark ran on autopilot and was programmed to crash, so even if you're the sort of person who head-butts asteroids in Elite Dangerous, you'll do.

(Been there, did that in the first training mission. I hit Emergency Boost and Silent Running on my HOTAS, but at least the resulting explosion took out four of the eight toxic waste canisters before I died)

The iPhone 6 doused in bromine - an incendiary mix or not?

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Wow, rough crowd in here, giving a thumbs-down to me and the parent poster for a bit of guerilla chemistry.

What can I say to that, but BOOM! ?

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Wasn't that a perk of the job, sneaking chemicals out of the store cupboard and blowing stuff up ?

Chucking big lumps of sodium into canal locks is a common tale amongst older chemistry teachers.

TalkTalk attack: Small biz customers may also have been targeted

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So the small biz side has also been hit, I wonder if Talk Talk Wholesale will be next to admit they've had security problems ?

Further confusion at TalkTalk claims it was hit by 'sequential attack'

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Re: Sequent

Oh man, I'm obviously not drinking enough to forget... Oracle on DYNIX/ptx, what did I do to deserve that ?

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This is the company...

...that told its customers that IPv6 used six-byte addressing on their help pages, then managed to block THEIR OWN WEB SITE with their own web filtering software.

I wish I'd kept screenshots of those blunders.

It's all Me, Me, Me! in Doctor Who's The Woman Who Lived but what of Clara's fate?

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"He's so old, he farts dust"

That pretty much summed up everything that's wrong with the show right now - trying too hard at comedy and falling flat on its face. Lay off with the crappy jokes, the sunglasses and the "ageing rocker" stuff, it's getting old already.

(Oh, and please don't break out the check trousers again like last week - Capaldi looked like some dull, monochromatic version of Rupert the Bear)

Clara is now suttering from the same problem the show had with Amy - a character whose story had a "natural" ending (Amy's marriage, Clara jumping into the Doctor's timeline to save him from The Great Intelligence) but the character was kept on well beyond that ending and outstayed their welcome.

At least the trailer for next week's episode shows some promise - Zygons and the return of Osgood - but given how Moffat fluffed what could have been a stand-out classic story with the return of Davros, I'm not holding my breath.

TalkTalk attackers stole 'incomplete' customer bank data, ISP confirms

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Re: Change my password?

Date of birth is (or used to be) used for resetting 3DSecure passwords, so it's useful to crims for Verified by Visa and MasterCard SecureCode transactions.

TalkTalk CEO admits security fail, says hacker emailed ransom demand

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If they have retained customer details from the operations they have taken over, it's not just ex-TalkTalk customers in the firing line. What about former customers of...

AOL (UK)

Tiscali

Pipex

Nildram

Tesco Broadband

Virgin Media (ADSL)

OneTel

...and possibly others I've forgotten about ?

I will be SERIOUSLY miffed if I'm caught in the crossfire of this Charlie Foxtrot - I was a Nildram customer but escaped to AAISP nearly ten years ago, and had a OneTel dialup account before that. How long have they held on to ex-customer data, I wonder ?

Tardy TalkTalk advertised for a new infosec officer 1 week ago

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How about "Blame Magnet" ?

TalkTalk: Hackers may have nicked personal, banking info on 4 million Brits

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AAISP statement to customers with TT Wholesale lines

Andrews & Arnold have a bunch of customers on TalkTalk Wholesale lines, and they issued this statement earlier:

http://aastatus.net/2174

Laid-off IT workers: You want free on-demand service for what now?

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Did they say what kind of assistance people were supposed to provide ?

If not, I would wish them a good day and hang up. Moral support counts as assistance, right ?

Oh dear, Microsoft: UK.gov signs deal with LibreOffice

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Re: Hidden costs

But don't government procurement projects just prove that government procurement projects are more expensive and wasteful than anything else ?

"Hey, that didn't work, let's try again !"

*facepalm*

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Re: hopefully...

The cynic in me is wondering if it's time for our lords and masters to renegotiate their contract with Microsoft, and someone's pressed the button for "I'm thinking of leaving" in an attempt to get the price down.

Ah yes, a quick search reminded me this isn't the first time they've talked about open source or ODF:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/25/the_odf_revolution_will_not_be_digitised

UK MPs have right old whinge about ‘defunct’ Wilson Doctrine

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"Members of this House are not above the law or beyond the scope of investigatory powers"

Anyone want to bet on this statement coming back to bite her, or other chums in the party ?

Millions of people forget to cancel Apple Music subscription

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Re: This is why my AppleID

Mine never had a credit card associated with it. In the rare event I might actually want to buy something, I'll just add a voucher to the account and redeem that.

Facebook appoints self world police, promises state attack warnings

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Re: Maybe I'm too cynical ...

This is probably another attempt to scare The Product (i.e. YOU) into handing over more data and behaving the way they want you to behave.

It's a bit like the warnings they used to put up on links to ad-blockers - they would ask you if you were really sure you wanted to do this, because they thought the link might be "dangerous or spamy".

Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

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Re: >on Red Dwarf, the toaster was intelligent

Fourteen-pound lump hammer 1 Talkie Toaster 0.

I'd probably feel the same way, if some "smart" device kept greeting me with a "Howdy Doodly-Doo !!!

Standards body wants standards for IoT. Vendors don't care

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Re: Fridge on the Net

"Actual protocols and networrks were never designed for a such "intrusive" level of conections on little attended devices, and we already see the can of worms blindly using them opened in the automotive sector - or just look at SCADA."

If the SCADA boys still can't get it right after all these years, why do the IoT crowd think they're going to do any better ? Security is an afterthrought - if it is even thought about at all - and IoT devices will be so short of memory/processing power, IPv6 or dual-stack operation isn't likely to be an option.

OpenBSD source tree turns 20 – version 5.8 of project preps for show time

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Scratch that...

There's FOUR of 'em this time !

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This time, you get THREE songs !

Doctor Who's The Girl Who Died ships in nasty Vikings floating atop a time-bending tidal wave

Chris King

> The original premise of Dr Who was to teach children about history in an entertaining way.

>

> I think, as usual, that the BBC has failed to fulfil its remit.

You're about 52 years late for that particular whinge, the whole educational bit went out of the window when someone terrorised Carole Ann Ford with a sink plunger and the Daleks turned up.

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

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Re: some pretty good products

Prism was a hardware platform (32-bit RISC) and not an operating system. Cutler developed an operating system for it called Mica, but that had nothing to do with OS/2 or NT.

Prism was canned in 1988 and they went on to build Alpha instead.

Ad networks promise to do something about the awful adverts you're all blocking, like, real soon

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Re: thanks I needed a good laugh today!

Have an upvote on me, this is the MAIN reason I block ads.

Don't get me wrong, Invading my privacy ticks me off, but nowhere as much as having to help a friend, colleague or relative deal with malware in adverts.