* Posts by Mark Eaton-Park

122 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Feb 2009

ICO concerned over interception modernisation programme

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it has nothing to do with terrorists

The web used to be an anonymous forum for the little man's views, these views are not under the control of the state and have a history of being in conflict with the propaganda used by the state.

This move is intended to make people accountable for their views/opinions if they differ from those allow by the state.

It really doesn't matter which party is in power, they all follow the advice of the same civil servant "experts", who are all old school.

As can be seen by the banking fkup the people with the money make the rules and simply raid our piggy bank whenever they loose at gambling.

EU sues UK.gov over Phorm trials

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take all the offender's pensions off them to pay the EU

like I said in title first order is to make the party and directors involved pay with their pensions and seize any assets that passed between them to grease the wheels of injustice.

I still believe that BT should have to pay compensation regardless of the privacy laws at the time being as they broke their own TOC. That BT said they did not know who was profiled suggests to me that they should pay all their customers until they remember who they screwed over.

I vote that rather than spend taxpayers money attempting to identify the victims they simply make BT upgrade all the exchanges to 24Mbit/s within a year without increasing user charges that or return BT wholesale to the taxpayers control.

The message should be clear to any company considering screwing the public in the future.

They knew what they were doing was morally wrong, now all the offenders should have to pay be it asset seizure or criminal charges further.

Kent should have criminal charges placed against him in the EU and all assets within the same seized.

Car wrecks rise after texting bans imposed

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Joke

The solution :-

The Government should provide a free text number so you can report offenders that you see whilst driving, there by at a minimum doubling the crime detection rate on each offence.

Seriously though the solution is to make having the telephone turned on in a car an offence, that way a simple detector connected to speed cameras would identify offenders, well in the event that they bother to put film in.

But it said so in the manual

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previous article

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/24/sysadmin_file_tools/

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So the answer seems to be

defragment with consolidate before each backup

use smaller volumes

zip the user's data up

or just ftp the files to a Linux backup server as suggested in the previous article, its got to be cheaper than buying a windows based backup application

rearrange the following phrase "goats. Microsoft blows"

'Rock star' spewed guts after emitting vast pearl necklace

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Joke

I thought it was the astral women toliet sign

Like I said above, it looks like the toilet for Jack the Peg's wife

UK.gov drops Home Access scheme

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FAIL

Hard earned tax payer V sponger

If instead of paying Crapita to give the kit away , the Gov. should instead have given the laptops to the schools to lend out to impoverished pupils. This would have met their requirements and have been much cheaper in the long run the kit could have been reused

1. They wouldn't have had to shell out for all the private companies to get their cut including (Crapita, ISP, seller/ support company, rubbish "education" software developers, insurance company etc )

2. The kit would have been owned, supported and insured by the schools own infrastructure and loaded with software consistent with the school's approach to education.

3. I would have set up a wireless zone around the school to provide web based educational content or if pupil lives to far then I would make BT provide a free connection. This gives the required email and provides additional infrastructure for the school to create content to enhance classroom learning..

I could go on and on about how badly they planned and implemented this scheme and how offensive the posts of " I am so angry that I have to work for a living, I believe that under privileged kids should be punished for the sins/ bad luck of their parents". These kids you are attempting to limit are going to be paying your pensions when you retire. If they do not have a good education how much money do you think you will get competing with the other techo-illiterate countries?

All the people who posted all unemployed are criminals are ignoring that everyone during their life between jobs was unemployed somebody was always paying for you.

All the "I know a bloke who isn't working who owns something I don't " are forgetting that different people have different priorities, they may have the item you lust after because they went without something you take for granted or it may be a gift, you just don't know.

All in all the scheme failed as it attempted to take educational resources away from the schools and as it is now unpopular enough the Tory Government is shutting it down to save money just like free school milk. . So again we will all be paying for the loss in the future and that is someone else's problem isn't it? This country is in a financial shambles not because of the unemployed but rather the avarice of the housing market and banks. A few laptop are nothing compared with the billions lost through the greed and jealousy of the affluent

Ex-staffer pleads guilty to massive T-Mobile data scam

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The answer is to limit the data they are allowedto hold

The idea that private companies are allowed to store personal information of any kind is the problem here.

This data is be the property of the individual and the collection of personal information by non-government agencies should be illegal.

If private companies do not have your information they cannot sell it, end of problem

If this were the case when you received unsolicited mail for instance it would be addressed to customer 123456 and this reference would be traceable to the company that leaked it

Dell warns on spyware infected server motherboards

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To be fair Dell did come clean

from the last post it would suggest buying a new one is fine unless you get a repair

Yes, software can be patented, US Supremes say

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XOR cursor anyone?

Patents = money for lawyers

judges = old lawyers

US law = what is good for lawyers

Unix beardies vs. clean shaven DBAs

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COBOL was written by a woman

Hence no facial beard

Microsoft throws Office 2010 at shoppers

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DUH M$ is a bit slow , me thinks

When you can have OpenOffice and Thunderbird why would anyone still buy M$Office for home use? Exchange integration is the only thing that you can't get for free that is if anyone wants it, M$ have lost the PDA market so I see exchange going down the pan too

It might be time for M$ to pull the usual add applications to OS and give office away free?

Microsoft sneaks Firefox add-on into Patch Tuesday update

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how to remove

see here http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/19393/remove-the-search-helper-extension-from-firefox/

Sneaky bin chipping still in the bag for UK.gov

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FAIL

return of the rats? and the russian doll of packaging

If they are going to charge the individual consumer for waste disposal on a quantitative system the end result will be more rats, more smog and a general lowering in the quality of environment and our health.

The people who say "I am not one of the naughty children, I recycle my waste carefully" are missing the point. Processing rubbish at home is less efficent and produces more harmful gases and smog, even when everyone follows the rules. The fact is that there are always some people who will just dump their rubbish if it is not taken off them.

How many times have to bought something packaged like a russian doll, all that superfluous waste needs to be stopped at source not messianicly shuffled before being driven about in a car.

It is commendable that people want to do their bit for the environment but the truth be told their efforts are in vain they are simply hiding the evidence for the state.

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FAIL

The landfill problem will never be solved this way

The whole recycling/ black bin is a scam, if they really wanted to reduce landfill the answer is to charge the producers on a per non-recycled packaging weight system to promote them to recycle..

When the consumer buys a product they pay a deposit like the old pop bottle system,when they return it to the store they get their money back. The producer has an agreement with the seller to collect their waste packaging and return it for recycling. The producer is having to process his own waste and hence would make the materials very cheap to renew so simple plastics and paper no composites.

The net effect will be that the producer has some new costs but these are offset against not having to buy in raw packaging materials, the consumer gets his money back if they recycle and the seller makes some cash storing waste for the producer.

This would reduce fly tipping as throwing money away is always unpopular

The producers who complain that they need fancy packaging to sell their products would no longer have this excuse and could sell on their good name alone, all products are equally packaged so the consumer gets to pay for the product not the packaging .

As the recycled waste would be returned to the original producer this promoting less use of composite materials and hence reduced production costs/ nateral resource use.

The list of benefits of this method really is endless however it is not in use because the current policy is not designed to reduce our waste. It is simply a away for our local councils to spend less of our money on providing us with a service and to sneak in a future recycling tax.

Windows Mobile Trojan frags gamers

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Pirate

unfortunately Martin47 is referring to the US law

I have been hoping for similar in the UK but as BT has a large say in any law that regulates them they still get to profit from crime.

There are controls on local premium rate service providers but BT say they have no control over international comms. This means that all the autodialler and confidence scams operate from outside the UK.

A bunch of criminals in Florida was running a number a few years ago and BT stated they have no way of limiting access (LIE) even though they knew who was doing it and had received hundreds of complaints.

The best we have inthe UK is to waste the time of the calling agent however once they know your number they will sell it on to other organisations, so are making out of us anyway.

As you can see from the likes of the PHORM debarcle BT are a law unto themselves with the state providing little protection for their customers. OLD BOY network avatar required but pirate is close enough

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Ha PWND

I never understood how the telcom providers are still allowed to charge

If you call a premium rate number in this country (UK) the premium content provider has to verify that person calling is of age, i.e. they have to speak and understand charges.

The answer is clear telecom companies should at a minimum allow disabling of intercountry premium rate services, ending this type of scam.

Whilst the telecom company is still making money they will continue to do nothing, even when they are complicit in this type of crime.

Quit Facebook Day flops

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WTF?

So you put your real details into a untrusted web forum?

DOH !

Chips-for-gold fraud gang get 74 years' jail

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Their crime was ....

not giving the goverment their cut.

Capita immediately suffers over government cuts

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Good riddance to bad rubbish

Crapita only employ Monkeys that is why they are loosing out, now they are having to compete on an even footing with real technical staff they don't have a chance.

Crapita IT will disappear being as Crapita is an investment group, money was their only motivation for being in the market in the first place.

Facebook boss admits privacy 'errors' and promises revamp

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I blame advertising

You mean you are all putting your real identities into Farcebook? DOH!

What is the general rule about information on the internet? If they want your info it is because they hope to sell it, so have you had your cut yet?

Any WWW database of people is a choice plum for advertisers and will, IMHO, always be plundered whilst money is to be made

Give the web your ID and you might as well give them your life too

'Draw Mohammed' call prompts Pakistan Facebook ban

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Joke

thats not mohammed

Oh my god you drew Kenny

New attack bypasses virtually all AV protection

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why not just PXE boot and run OS across network

If the AV is installed on network server then you can have remote controlled write protect and you drop the overhead of file scanning from your PC, that or get an OS that is so susceptable to infection.

Non-Flash video surges onto the web

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why re do, err, because you are being paid ?

That or not having to do the job you are proficient in

Adobe can't code to save their lives IMHO, anything other than flash is an improvement is the website has to paid MS and friends at least it isn't Adobe.

Flash games are unnecessarily clumbersome, why not try Java it is equally portable, i.e. their client is availible for all internet machines.

Apple's position is strange. given that Adobe products used to be the reasons DTP people bought MACs. In fact I always MAC porting this was the reason for Adobe's non-standard interface, hidden settings and bloat.

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It is true, Flash is pants

I can't think of a single Adobe product I would bother installing

Cops back in on BT/Phorm case

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Flame

about time too

One wonders if there was intent in the previous goverment failure to investigate as per their duty. I hope the people who okayed phorm are put away, ignorance of the law is no protection an all that, especially as they only thought to check after allowing PHORM to spy on us.

Burn BT execs not flame

'Completely useless' Windows 3.1 hits Google's Android

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win 3.1 sat directly on DOS so no long filename

Yeah like I said

Herd of sheep, off tits on drugs, savagely Tased

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The reason why police shouldn't be allowed to use

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5552821/Police-watchdog-to-investigate-Taser-use.html

This is a link from "Dance for me monkey boy"'s post from earlier, no only do the police taser but also punch repeatedly punch this Nottingham Chap.

I think firearms are more humane and at least the police have to be vetted before being allowed to wield them

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Path to earth?

I thought tasers fired at least two wires and use pulsed DC.

The real question is why aren't the wise guys wearing conductive sheets across their chests so as to provide a minimal resistance path for barbs their by mitigating taser effect, that way even with victim trying to brush the barbs off most of electrica energy passes harmlessly through sheet?

Israel confiscates visiting iPads

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I did some work for an Israeli import company

They were paranoid about being blown up maybe control of high level RF makes it easier to track remote bomb triggers/guidence signals. Something with a GPS and WIFI is just what you need for DIY guided missile attacks

A user's timetable to the Digital Economy Act

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The answer is obvious

Stop giving them the money to buy the corrupt, in all senses

No rentals, no media purchases whatsoever, drop SKY and Virgin, get rid of the TV hit them where it hurts.

If an artist is selling directly by all means buy from them by preference but no more money for the "industry"

They want to use "our politicians" against us, fine, let see how long they can afford to buy them without our regular tithe.

We are their customers and their first rule of business needs to be changed to DO NO UPSET THE PUNTERS, we can after all live without them.

Windows mobile Trojan poses as war game

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the answer

Make the telephone service provider confirm verbally that person calling premium rate number is

1. the contract owner

2. of age

They already do this for UK premium rate lines, if the telephone owner cannot be confirmed to be making the call and is aged appropriately then it is not chargable.

remove this profitable loophole for the thieves and the problem goes elsewhere

Darling confirms telephone line tax

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I reckon Labour are just making sure they don't win

BT have been making money hand over fist for the same old bit of rope that was stolen from the tax payer.

After the PHORM fiasco BT should be made to provide this service at their own cost, they are still laying copper now just because no one has forced them to do otherwise.

Provide a proper service or we take the network back and do it ourselves, then I would't mind paying a tax, atleast it would be spent on the network rather than rewarding the fools who managed to milk a cash cow dry.

Penalty for silent calling goes sky high

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@ Oliver 8

Cold calling and being a debt collector are a couple of jobs that people with morals do not want to do. The later has to exist because there are immoral people in the world but the cold calls just work for them.

Do not look for simpathy for the people who chose a job that uses up other peoples time, they are as socially corrupt as their employers and deserve all the abuse they get.

Heathrow security man cops perv scanner eyeful

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@ Yannick

I believe they are Infra Red rather than X-ray and are supposed to be passive i.e do not emit a scanning beam. I may be wrong as I haven't been keepinf up with the technology

Dell bars Win 7 refunds from Linux lovers

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@RaumKraut

If they include the hardware in the eula as you suggest then what is to stop you returning the item just before the warranty runs out stating that you won't agree to MS eula

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Paris Hilton

@ Jamie Kitson where is in option on Dell site not to have winddowns

The MS user agreement gives the option of a refund, I thought even MS users knew this.

If he wanted a Dell in the knowledge that Dell have refunded in the past then he was quite correct to expect the same.

These people just need to keep going eventually Dell will have to abide by the eula as they say it is part of the machine

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@Guus Leeue No actually your are wrong

The Dell site does show #0.00 if you have the item however it does this once you cnahe and item too. This is in indicate the relative prices of the other items within that context hence if you were to revert to a lesser component you would have to click a -ve price. The -ve price cannot be purchase separately I am afraid

Microsoft slapped with $106m patent kipper

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IP is theft

Every idea had already been thought before many times before it is written down. Every patent is based upon the work done by other people most of whom will never get a penny. The patent system was designed to allow the theft of invention not protect it, that and provided work for lawyers.

The only fair outcome I am aware of is for Dyson of the carpet cleaner fame and his idea was hardly revolutionary (no pun)

Ubisoft undone by anti-DRM DDoS storm

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What about Valve / Steam have you read their contract?

All these internet based anti piracy attempts are useless, if enough people want the software then a hacked version will appear.

Software piracy loss is a calculated percentage of the cost of all software and even when the software hasn't been ripped we all still end up pay it.

All my software is legitemate however most of the stuff I have paid for it has bugs and vunerabilities that are continueously patched at my expense.

I personally do not sell buggy code so to me anything with bugs is still beta and hence they shouldn't be charging for it.

If these developers want my sympathy then they shouldn't release thier software until it works properly, there is no excuse. Anyone who says complex software must come with bugs knows nothing about developement. The vendors know that they can simply release unfinished products as they can con their customer into repatching over and over again. The likes of microsoft have done this for years, when they get close to a working version they release it as a brand new product.

So cry me a river we all know you still make your money regardless of how many pirates are out there not to mention the free support knowledge base and sales recommendations these pirates provide.

Big Blue demos 100GHz chip

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At last the solution to global warming

If IBM extracts their Carbon from atmospheric CO2 then they could kill two birds with one stone

Sci-fi and fantasy authors wade into Amazon spat

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Why aren't the authors going direct

The publisher was traditionally paid for their investment in the printing costs, without printing costs why not go direct to amazon if you are a big selling ebook author.

This is the same argument as musicians publishing MP3 off their websites, it would be easy enough to watermark the MP3 with a pointer to purchase details and then they would know who not to sell to in the future.

Unfortunately creative people are blocked from selling their own wares in most fields but the internet is slowly making it easier to avoid paying a pimp.

Britain warns businesses of Chinese 'honey trap'

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I heard ....

I head the Chinese had given London Underground a free train carriages, clearly to scoop up the data the Government agencies forget.

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But seriusly

These are the sorts of things that the west were doing for many years during the "cold war", typical Chinese approach copy the West's ideas but do it cheaper.

NASA pegs Noughties as hottest decade on record

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I am more worried by the deleted posts

Having read a large number of posts on The Reg I would like to know why the missing post was deleted after going public. Does this mean someone other than The Reg insisted on its removal? are the Global Warming crowd doing a Scientology style censorship on our Reg?

Car-stopping electropulse cannon to demo 'next month'

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eh EMP?

I thought EMP stood for Electro Magnetic Pulse, where this microwave thingy come from?

Windows plagued by 17-year-old privilege escalation bug

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Linux

Where can I get an inflatable penguin?

Wah, I wanna inflatable penguin too

Exploit code for potent IE zero-day bug goes wild

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There is a big difference between M$ and Mozilla

That being cost, M$ charged for a finished product and like all the other M$ OS products in the past it is full of holes. Mozilla don't charge and if it doesn't work then you have lost nothing, if your data is damaged by malware that comes via a free product then it was a risk that you knowingly took.

Take Vista/W7 as an example or windows NT/2000 they have the same story, MS take a load of fixes they should have released for free and sell them as a new product. The only stupid idea here is the one that makes people keep giving M$ money for a job they never finish.

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What I don't understand ..

What I don't understand is why M$ is not having to pay the losses of the effected companies and individuals.

M$ have been getting away with coding rubbish for years and now most people believe their BS that it is impossible for anyone to write code of any size that works.

M$ clearly are unable to produce any stable finished products and have been selling products that are unfit for purpose, so why are they not ip in court?

Trojan pr0n dialers make comeback on mobile phones

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The telco should require verbal authorisation

The simple answer to all this dial premium service malware is for the telco to provide premium services as an option, if the mobile owner has to speak to a human before any premium lines can be called then problem disappears for most owners. In the real world the telco does not care if the owner has been defrauded as it isn't there problem, they still get paid. The idea of suggesting that the telco is acting as an accessory to fraud wouldn't wash in the UK I think without a very expensive court case. When you telephone a premium line in the UK they are required to confirm age of caller and if they are the bill payer, this I understand has to be a human operator at both ends. With overseas premium services these rules don't apply and the local telco is not required to give an option to disable all overseas premium services.