* Posts by Mayhem

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World's largest miner spooked by climate change

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Coat

Re: Cyclones

But if the main difference is the direction of rotation, does that make a hurricane an anti-cyclone?

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Re: China imports coal?

There is a coal/gas power station in New Zealand, build (for obvious reasons) adjacent to the country's biggest coal field. That field ships high quality coal by train to the coast, where it is loaded on to ships to go to Japan for use in their power plants. The train then fills up with cheaper dirtier Australian coal and brings it back to the power station.

The train is full in both directions, all three companies make a profit, and the clean air gets a little dirtier.

Win win according to the state owned companies, if a complete fail in every other respect.

Australian Prime Minister: Mayan calendar 'true'

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Re: Excoriation of Tony Abbott (video link)

Sir Humphrey: Now, Minister, if you are going to promote women just because they're the best person for the job, you will create a lot of resentment throughout the whole of the Civil Service!

China admits $10 BEEELLION tech trade deficit

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Re: Too much blood in the coffee subsystem this morning

It must be all those Windows licences that they're using - perhaps there should be a chinese version of Linux to bring balance to the trade?

Help-desk hell

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Mushroom

I still remember talking to Indonesia support

Was working helldesk for EDS when my machine died mid call with a hiss and a waft of ozone.

Shucked the cover to see what was wrong, and found one of the chips quietly incinerating itself.

After poking it a bit and getting the colleagues to have a laugh the boss instructed me to stop turning the power on and log a ticket.

Internal support was offshore. Yes, the outsourcer outsourced itself.

Me: Hi guys, need a ticket logged to internal support in <location>, needs a new motherboard, electrical fault.

First question "What error message do you see in windows?"

Me: Um, no, you misunderstand. The machine has caught fire. It will not work.

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again and does the windows logo come up?"

Me: Ahh. Look, just log a ticket and I'll get my colleague to fill in the details when it comes through.

"I can't do that unless you can tell me the error reason."

Nevermind ...

<walk downstairs. Hi guys, my pc just fried itself. Got a spare?>

(Nuke icon for exaggerated effect)

Syria cuts off internet and mobile communications

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Re: syria so depressing

And despite such a beginning, the US still only delayed the internal struggle for power by less than a century ...

Although funny you should mention crazy religious rulers taking over a country ....

Scoop! The inside story of the news website that saved the BBC

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Re: A fascinating read

Well, it has the advantage of being of known bias, so you can apply your own mental corrections.

It also tends to cover things in a bit better detail than the other free UK new sites.

And the occasional howling errors are entertaining.

(I had the same problem with our internet portal being in Italy)

Tool time with Trevor: 'Organic' sysadmins' spice mush still pretty edible

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niggles

Two things I noticed at a previous role -

1) if the spiceworks installation cannot see the internet you are in for a world of pain, especially for upgrades.

You also lose the community, but that can be worked around.

You don't get the ads though, which may be a plus.

2) They identify hardware by IP address. Not by mac address, or something usefully constant.

Which means DHCP can be a right headache, and changing the IP on a machine means Spiceworks adds it as a completely new machine, losing the past history.

Asteroid miners hunt for platinum, leave all common sense in glovebox

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Re: Yet again - science story in bizarre mishmash of units

You fool, the register never uses consistent units!

If it helps, we should be talking costs around the $11500/Jub mark dropping to a mere $0.11/kiloJub

How spreadsheets (nearly) conquered and killed the financial industry

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Re: Not just financials.. Oil too

Yes, until you've actually seen an Excel spreadsheet running for multiple simultaneous users and updated in realtime from various internet and Reuters trading feeds ...

You too will say "Excel doesn't do that" and "you can't trust it"

Once you have, you learn very quickly to say "I will need that request in writing before I can look at it"

How can the BBC be saved from itself without destroying it?

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Controlled by Qatar

But free to say what it likes about anyone else.

That is the key - there is nothing wrong with a vested interest as long as that interest is known - people can then correct for the bias.

And there's nothing the Qatari leaders seem to enjoy more than taking potshots at their arab neighbors, so the journalism of Al Jazeera is surprisingly good and open on everything except Qatar, which frankly is a fairly small inoffensive country.

Bond fans: Test your 007 trivia, now!

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30/50 with roughly 4-5 that I clicked and went .. no, wait ... bugger!

Good quiz :)

Inside the mind of a Bond supervillain: Psychotic, autistic - or neither?

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Re: the repurposing of an airliner...

To be fair, there is a difference between imagining an attack by a passenger jet, and imagining the same attack with a jet full of passengers.

His scenario had the pilot taking off with an empty plane and killing his co-pilot first.

Google settles epic US book-scanning battle with 5 publishers

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Re: Here's a cost _not_ asssociated with books

Ahh, I can see where you are coming from.

I hadn't read that as a particularly onerous burden to cross for a professional writer or one who wants to be. The list of approved publishers was fairly broad, and includes accredited international publishers in case your work sold better overseas.

I understood their policy was less to ensure that the right publishers get paid as to help make sure people don't go to the wrong ones, especially those vanity presses and scams that require the author to pay up front for their work to be published.

I wasn't aware that e-publishing was not considered acceptable, but you're quite right - a lot of the major e-publishers are specifically deemed not valid. Interesting.

I wonder if the more reputable e-publishers need to consider forming their own trade body, although I'm not sure there are enough good ones worldwide to justify it yet. Certainly that is indeed a gap in the market that needs to be picked up in the next few years.

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Re: Here's a cost _not_ asssociated with books

Now that is an interesting line of questioning.

I completely agree by the way with your caveat - I see much of Google's behaviour as a land grab to be first on scene doing whatever and damn the consequences. Once they have the technology, they can then figure out a way to monetise it and negotiate proper rights from a position of strength.

Their Orphaned Works argument was a particularly odious idea - while many works are very deserving of being republished, and this is something that the major publishers have repeatedly failed to do, the rights that the holders have were hard won over a very long time and should not be swept aside in favour of better access.

The problem is Google does have a point. The underlying idea behind their Digital Library is a good one - they just went about it completely the wrong way. And while I am nervous about any kind of large business acting as a gatekeeper for public goods, at least Google is better than Amazon. For now.

I suspect part of the issue is that to establish a true Digital Print Library as the original idea offered will require a drastic rethink about how authors rights are handled and few people outside the usual suspects like Doctorow are willing to do that. It is a massive can of worms that I suspect will painfully be worked out over the next decade or two. What happens to the publishers, and how an author can actually put food on their table while they write are among the least of the issues.

As for your comments on the Author's Guild & SFWA, I knew the Author's Guild was picky, but I always thought SFWA was fairly liberal in who they accepted, so long as you had a certain minimum level of sales. Although I do notice the requirements difference between 1k physical books published and 1k ebooks *sold*.

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Re: Here's a cost _not_ asssociated with books

True, website costs are irrelevant - the hosting cost is negligible once split over all the titles covered.

Equally, so are the printing costs - it comes down to around 10% of the cover price from memory.

If you actually look closely though, most of the time Digital RRP and physical RRP are the same amount.

What actually gets charged can be slightly different due to taxes, esp VAT in the UK which makes digital books up to 20% more expensive.

One reason is that you don't get a discount as a wholesaler for buying electronic copies in bulk like you do with paper books, so retailers have less headroom to work with. Another is you don't get remainders or a second hand market providing a check on the retail price.

Also stores use particular titles as loss leaders to get customers in the store. You are far better comparing the price of back catalogue works that were released in both formats, so around 2-3 years old.

There are unlikely to be any major discounts in place, and as expected, the prices are usually the same.

For works that have been in print for a long time but only recently released as digital, the price is as expected significantly higher - the publisher has had to completely redo the title, often starting from a scanned physical copy rather than a master. This means you get most of the costs all over again less printing and distribution, which as said previously are not much anyway.

Finally people are usually comparing professionally released books with the free downloaded scanned versions found on the web, or the penny dreadful self published dross at the bottom of the scale. A quick comparison between a major release from a proper publisher and the above will soon show up the benefits that going through the process has made, with most significant errors removed and the quality much better matching expectations. I'm willing to pay more for that.

Sophos antivirus classifies its own update kit as malware

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Not to mention Small Business Users are currently out in the cold

You can easily fix as a home user, but the SUM/SEC enterprise instructions don't work with the SCC small business version. I've got two sites that have neatly dropped through the cracks at the moment - we can't fix the server, so can't update the endpoints. At least manually clearing the quarantine lists is feasible, if not a pretty option.

NASA’s new lander CRASHES AND BURNS

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Re: An extra second?

They must have over compensated for missing '1' in the countdown

Devolo dLAN 500Mb/s powerline network adaptor review

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Reliable

One thing I've found for the Devolos - they are much better ventilated than the Netgears and so don't have the same tendency to cook themselves.

I've had four of the 200Mb devlos in operation in three flats over the past two years with no problems anywhere.

Prior to that I went through four netgears in six months with RMA replacements.

Sysadmins: Your best tale of woe wins a PRIZE

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Lights, camera, silence

First week running the bank branch on my own. Walked in as usual one morning to change the tapes, turned the lights on, and had the gut churning chunk sound of every machine in the server room losing power at once.

Several hours of mainframe IPL later and we're finally back up with me on the phone to our electrical guys to work out how the hell the room lights were wired into our UPS power.

Everyone assembled onsite the next day to prove that it wasn't possible. Took everything down just in case and brought them up in standby. Most satisfying junior admin moment ever when after 3-4 attempts by the sparky I walked up, hit all four switches at once and the room promptly crashed to dropped jaws from all inside.

Turned out to be a bit of dodgy wiring in an unlabelled sealed over switchbox in that section of wall - it was an old power cutoff wired under the floor to the master cutoff switch on the far side of the room. Since the wall was just a cheap partition, the vibration of the door closing over time had jolted a wire loose, and turning the lights on at once was just enough vibration to make the wire jump free and take everything down from inside the UPS supply.

Good lesson that even completely disconnected systems can be linked, if not in the fashion you would have expected.

Major London problem hits BT broadband across southeast

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Surronding areas.

Going by the faults hitting our service desk, apparently London and Surronding Areas includes Truro and Bristol.

By that standard, Sheffield probably is the same issue...

Speedball 2 Brutal Deluxe

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And don't forget th Mutant Leagues

Mutant League football & Mutant League Hockey were great fun on the megadrive/Genesis.

Always loved blowing up the opponents best goalie. Made scoring so much easier.

Ex-disco kid Computacenter boss: 'Cloud? It makes me angry'

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Hmm, margins seem a bit thin

The opening line says "Computacenter was a £463m sales organisation when Mike Norris took the helm in 1994, with an operating profit of £8.5m. In 2011, turnover was £2.85bn and operating profit was £74m."

Or in other words, profits were around 1.8% in 1994, and 17 years later, profits are barely 2.5%.

Not exactly a flattering endorsement of the sector, although the increase in turnover does reflect well on their ability to scale.

Seagate poised to swallow LaCie, haul fattened bod into channel

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Another one bites the dust

Sigh. LaCie was one of the last decent manufacturers making decent 2.5" external drives without any additional driver crap that makes them *require* windows XP/7 or OSX 10.

Unlike Western Digital or Seagate.

Which is sod all use when you need to use the drive at bios level, on Windows Server 2003/2008, or with a linux distribution.

Seriously what is so difficult about making a plain old boring hard disk in a box.

Solving traffic jams with maths

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Re: simple

Tell that to the M1

Ten... two-bay Nas boxes

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Re: I went down the DIY route

Thanks all for mentioning this - I now have one too.

Netgear Powerline Nano 500 Ethernet-over-mains adaptor

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Re: Feature needed...

I think they are less popular because the pass through units are bloody huge - it comes back to the physical size of the UK plug. It's probably also cheaper to just buy a 4way extension lead than pay the price differential.

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Re: Heat

Yeah, the previous generation of Netgears were shocking - I ended up RMAing four separate adapters over seven months due to them cooking themselves. Performance was highly variable too.

Bought a set of Devolos and have had near perfect operation in three different flats over the three years since. Added a third point and everything still works well - I find I need to turn em off and back on again about every 3-4 months when they decide to lose connectivity, but I can live with that.

Game of Thrones Blu-ray disc set

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Re: "even the movies often fail to get the genre right."

Nice troll.

Game of thrones features some walking undead, a couple of eggs that hatch eventually, and a whole lot of men. Not an elf, orc, troll or dwarf in sight, other than normal human mutant Tyrion.

You may not like the series, but please try and at least read the show description next time.

And as for your criticism of Tolkein - you may have missed the part where they had to avoid going through the *very large open gap in the hills* where the main trade route went on the grounds that the big enemy army held the fortress in the middle of it. You may have seen the battle in the second film with the Ents recapturing it, it was fairly prominent.

The second side trip (through the paths of the dead to summon the Deus Ex Machina army) was done because there was indeed no trading between those two realms and hence no other way.

Oh, and as I understand it the oldest English novel is generally considered to be Robinson Crusoe from 1704, though Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur goes back to the fifteenth century.

Atmospheric CO2 set to soar - OECD

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Re: Atmospheric C02 not directly proportional to emissions

Worse than that - much of the oxygen production on land is consumed by that which produces it - plants release the CO2 at night that hasn't been locked up into cellulose or sugars.

OTOH just one species of oceanic phytoplankton is responsible for around 20% of total oxygen production. And we're working hard at screwing up the environment it lives in. Way to go guys.

Extended software support 'immoral and indefensible'

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Re: What about the cost of upgrading ?

My last job involved support for a bank. Their main banking system ran on an iSeries, and as part of their original software licence agreement, they purchased a copy of the source code, which gave them the ability to make changes outside of the company who produced the product.

While a very large expense some 20 years ago, it turned out to be amazingly valuable last year when the latest owner of the brand IP declared they no longer wanted to support that product, and anyone still on it would be forced to upgrade to the New Shiny product instead, at a minimum cost of several million quid. We were able to turn to our third party developer and say 'are you happy to keep looking after this nice stable reliable system for a fee' and he said 'certainly, cause not being a multinational, it makes for a good living for me'. Win win all round.

Compulsory upgrades are relatively cheap at the desktop level, but when you talk about core business software you *really* want a good support contract.

Enterprise level software on the other hand is a different story entirely ...

Could tiny ebooks really upset the mighty Apple cart?

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Re: The statement "eBooks are cheaper to produce" is *wrong*.

Mostly correct.

But the cost for a reprint or out of print book isn't necessarily much less.

The general process goes along the lines of Find copy of book > Scan it > proof read.

At that point the book is at *exactly* the same point along the chain as a new book.

It needs a new cover design, typesetting, layout, marketing etc. You can't often reuse the cover as frequently the original artwork is no longer available, and you can't just scan in a hi-res image of the cover like you can the text.

Anyone who thinks a book doesn't need an editor, typesetter or proof reader has never tried examining one of the dodgy scans or read through the self-published slushpile.

Books from the last 10 years, will generally have electronic copies lying around and can usually be digitised really easily. Older works however will need the full treatment, which is slow, manually intensive, and costs money that takes a *long* time to recoup on a slow selling backlist item.

And this is of course ignoring the thorny issue of exactly who owns the rights to the book, since older works will be for publishers that no longer exist, that have merged or bankrupted. Orphaned rights are supposed to return to the author, but in many cases they didn't so the book never gets reprinted.

Crapita ITS stomps pay rise hope, flushes 2012 bonuses

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Re: Morale

"The company has a problem. A recent survey showed the morale has dropped from low, which they were okay with, to I’d like to burn this place down…which, frankly, I’m surprised was one of the options."

Lego space shuttle hits 114,000ft

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Re: To bold Lego...

You did well enough the newspapers are stealing the phrase for a headline :)

Hobbit movie locations using 6km of data cabling

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Re: I smell a BOFH

Well, our dear Simon is from Hobbitsville, so I expect he's trained a fair few apprentices by now...

Tick-like banking Trojan drills into Firefox, sucks out info

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Re: Re: Correction - firefox on MS's rubbish OS's

And Windows 7 / Server 2008 are notable by their absence from that list, which means that MS definitely made the right changes in separating out user & administrator privileges.

What was more interesting was the targetting of smaller browsers that licence the major engines, so it is a very carefully crafted package.

Boeing backs biofuel boffinry

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Unhappy

Crops in North Queensland again?

Great, most likely yet another water intensive project to join the rice and cotton industries.

Pity about the other 2/3 of the eastern part of the country who are getting water issues because not enough is left in the river systems by the time it reaches them.

Why don't they try doing this out in the northwest where it won't bother anyone, after all its not like biofuel is a particularly time sensitive commodity.

Smart meter SSL screw-up exposes punters' TV habits

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Sampling every 2 seconds

You've clearly never seen industrial utility meters - they are as granular as possible, some billing down to sub-minute blocks. Presumably the cost to manufacture and install more sophisticated meters has come down enough over time that the extra data supplied will outweigh the costs.

That and the government has decided that Smart Meters are a Good Thing (tm).

I would expect that in a year or two once the meters are well established they will start rolling out variable rate tariffs to domestic customers as well, so probably billing in 15-30min blocks. I would be surprised if they went much shorter than that, the usage usually isn't high enough to justify the extra hassle.

Oh, and one thing people haven't considered - if every house on a street has a smart meter giving constant usage figures, it becomes significantly easier to detect fraud and criminal usage as the flow for a given section of distribution circuitry can be precisely measured.

Ie, they could run a relatively simple calculation on a given segment known for using more power than billed for, and the maths would reveal the loss is happening between #34 & #36, or say the 5th & 6th floors of a larger building.

Whale versus shark in KIWI DEATH MATCH!

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saw that map...

I preferred the 'I never realised North Korea was so much bigger than South Korea' bit.

Solarcars are hot!

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Two wheels?

Technically if you only have two wheels, you no longer have a car - you have a bike.

Therefore you wouldn't be competing in the same class.

ICO: NHS data security breaches are just 'plain daft'

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Hmm

Anyone else wondering exactly how much physical space 10,000 patient records occupy?

We're talking 20 reams worth of A4 minimum, plus covering folders, and that assumes they only have one page each.

That strikes me as being a respectable pile of archive boxes stacked up in a corner.

I wonder how big their destruction room is?

News of Steve Jobs' death causes market jitters

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Scary thought

That a company is so successful when a single product, the iPhone, makes up something in the region of 40% of the profit.

What is even scarier is that the company has gone from being ranked around 120th in the world to top 20, again based primarily on a cellphone.

We truly have become a consumer culture, driven by trends.

Now where do they go once everyone who wants one has one?

Neil Armstrong: US space program 'embarrassing'

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Joke

Daisies aren't macho?

Hayfever is serious business!

Ten... Desktop USB 3.0 HDDs

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Erm

You'd be hard pressed finding a 3.5" caddy that doesn't require a separate power supply.

I don't know of many decent 3.5" drives that will happily spin up on 10V 1A of supply, which is all you can draw from two USB sockets.

2.5" drives on the other hand are more or less designed around lower power draw, so happily power themselves off a USB cable. 7200rpm drives often need two ports though to spin up.

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How many of them *require* windows or macos?

One trend I have noticed recently with many of the boxed HDD solutions is that they are no longer simply hard disks in a box, so if you want to use them at BIOS level, they aren't accessible.

Western Digital & Seagates are particularly bad for this now, the older passports were pretty dumb, but the new ones have custom circuitry that requires drivers to be installed before they can be accessed. I guess it makes one-touch backups easier, but plays merry hell if you want to use them with a bootable CD or alternative OS.

Who'd buy a fake battery?

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Fake batteries

I know probably a dozen people who have been caught out with fake replacement batteries for laptops in the past 3 years. Most of the top results in google tend to be for fairly dodgy sites.

The problem is if your laptop is over 2 years old, you *can't* get a battery from the manufacturer any more, they just don't bother carrying stock, and anything they do carry is normally old enough that it is rapidly approaching EOL anyway. So you are forced onto the secondary market, which is a real jungle of real batteries that are old, new versions that are compatible, and cheap fakes that have the same casings, but probably only 1/3 the capacity. Frequently they don't even use the same chemistry inside, we found one made up with unlabelled AA batteries, and some metal to bring the weight up. Others are old nicad cells repurposed.

If you use a reputable brand dealer, you are at least guaranteed of a reasonable quality replacement, but usually at double, sometimes triple expected price depending on how popular or common the battery is.

Magellan Explorist 710 hiking GPS

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And once you start using it outside of cellphone coverage

You start to realise the benefits of a true gps unit in gaining and holding a signal.

Not long back I went hiking for a week in a remote part of NZ, and it was noticeable that while both my nokia E71 and my friends iphone had gps, the E71 was significantly better at picking up and holding a signal, and both were noticeably inferior to the old garmin etrex we were primarily using. Also, prolonged use of the gps system on the phones dramatically shortened battery life, especially compared with using the same devices for city navigation where A-GPS comes in so handy.

All of the devices were horribly inaccurate for altitude readings without barometric altimeters built in, but you kind of expect that.

That being said, the OS map pack does seem somewhat expensive, but I wonder if it is simply a data pack that can be reused in other devices, or if it is customised for the Magellans. If it can be reused, then many people looking to replace an existing gps should be able to transfer over their existing maps which would reduce costs.

Sky wins TV riot battle

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Al-Jazeera was brilliant

Posted this yesterday, but still applies.

>>

What I found really fascinating last night was watching Al-Jazeera on the London riots, as compared with Sky News and the BBC.

Sky had the usual talking heads, half of whom regularly demanded the police bring in water cannons, despite being told repeatedly that they are illegal for use on mainland Britain, the nearest available ones are in Northern Ireland or France. Only one person really had a clue, and their reporter was great.

The BBC had one talking head who spent most of the time saying he had no idea what was really happening, he was drowning in information from twitter, eyewitness reports and overhead footage but it was very very hard to find the story amongst the clutter.

Most people phoning in were very much 'disgusted of tunbridge wells' types, more interested in saying how much they hated what was happening than in describing what was happening.

Al-Jazeera had several strategic reporters, all of whom were superb at relaying useful information about their areas. They brought in two different advisors who were deeply familiar with the subject of rioting and uprisings. The most interesting was the observation that it was *only* young people - 14-22yr olds. Unlike many other places, the older people were not involved, and the organised criminal elements were not visibly involved. Which suggested that they were selectively turning over the quieter parts of town while the police were otherwise occupied. The main mass of problems was randomised peer-group oriented destruction. One kid starts, the next follows, and then they're all into it. What was clear was that many of them had no idea what to do with their loot once they had nicked it, there were anecdotes of kids carrying large TVs a half mile or so down the road, then realising that a TV is *heavy* and that they weren't having fun any more, so they'd dump it in a garden, and go back for more mayhem.

Good news: A meltdown would kill fewer than we thought

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Little known fact

New Zealand actually had a reactor up until 1981. A very little one at one of the universities, used for research and training purposes. It also has several large areas of land purchased convenient to the significant cities on (relatively) geologically stable sites, in preparation for when public perceptions change enough to actually allow some form of power generation.

An example is a section reserved adjacent to the Kaipara, because there is a distinct lack of power generation on the northern side of Auckland and this limits the capacity to deliver electricity to the northern parts of the city and Northland. A small nuclear plant located there would provide significant benefits, while still being nicely isolated from anything considered particularly important.

X-51A hydrocarb scramjet flames out in second test

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Sam Goldwyn said that?

in two words ... Im. Possible.

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