* Posts by BristolBachelor

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Data watchdog slaps Southampton Uni hospital

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The buck stops here

"Hackett promised the ICO he would make sure encryption was used on all mobile and portable devices, that ..."

...he would personally pay a huge fine from his own wages ??

After all, his huge wages are because of the responsibility he has, and in this he has failed. 30 years ago it may have been excusable that he didn't know about the risks of data loss, but after so many articles even in the normal press, there is no excuse.

People that are in these positions of responsibility, earning top money should personally pay for the mistakes in management made below them. In this way, they will have a better incentive to do their job properly. (carrot AND stick)

Ofcom opens debate on Freeview HD DRM to punters

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That would certainly hinder Torrenters.

Yeah, like CSS on DVDs has hindered torrenters.

Like the DRM on cable TV has stopped people watching without paying.

Like the DRM on BlueRay has hindered torrenters.

Like the scrambling on Sky stopped people watching without paying.

You want to send someone the encrypted feed. You want to give them a box that decrypts it. You want to let them see it decrypted. B U T You think it will stay encrypted? W T F !!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Pull the other one.

Avon & Somerset cop computers titsup?

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There is a reason they call it SAP

SLOW AND PAINFUL*

* The initial configuring

* The work-arounds

* Fixing the bugs

* Using it once it is up and "working"

Why Bono is wrong about filesharing

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Re: child pornography?

The main reason why you cannot use this against the freetards is that once a certain image is tagged as "offensive" (e.g. it's on an album cover), it is easy to recognise it electronically. However if you try to recognise a music track, how do you know if it is in breach of copyright, or someone is downloading it after buying it on iTunes / Amazon, or just someone listening to Radio 1 online?

OK, so in the world of the music business it is more straight-forward: If it a music track, they haven't been paid enough for it, even if they have been paid, so it should be blocked. But in the real world it doesn't work like that.

Google betas Flash-free YouTube sans open codec

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Dreaming of a world without Flash

Doesn't stop me dreaming.

Also means that I will be able to view the funny videos my co-hawkers send me without having to go to another PC with Flash on it :)

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Adds in HTML 5 Vids

Or does it mean that they are working out how to averlay adverts on top of the video stream at their end in real time, to make it impossible to remove them.

All done in real time, so they change the advert depending on which sites they have seen you visiting through google analytics, and depending on which advertiser bids the most in real time to annoy you. (The last bit is just an idea to increase the amount that the advertisers have to pay!)

Of course, that just means that someone has to write a program to visit the same video a number of times, and then subtract the advert by doing a massive diff on the separate videos :)

Beer, because it's Friday and I'll have a caña with my lunch today.

(No Paris Icon, so you you can't vote me down, you killjoy Anonymous cow-hearder from Friday 22nd January 2010 09:54 GMT)

Adobe fixes critical Shockwave bugs with neanderthal patch

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Better idea

Uninstall shockwave & flash from all websites.

Uninstall shockwave & flash from all computers.

Live in peace and harmony :)

Car-stopping electropulse cannon to demo 'next month'

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Also on tomorrow's World

I'm sure that there was a demonstration on Tomorrow's World of a rocket powered sledge that would shoot out from under a police car, and give a Tazer like zap to the car in front from underneath in order to stop it. Of course, as soon as they attempted to demonstrate it on TW, it didn't work.

The fact it was on TW means it was back when BBC made good programs, and there has probably been some progress in the last 30 years...

Meanwhile the police use throw out mats to deflate tyres ionstead. Which is fine. (unless the policeman still has hold of the mat and the driver attempts to drive around it)

Asus readies colour e-book reader

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Battery capacity

Yes, page turns make more sense for e-books with *e-ink* displays that use energy during a "page turn" and practically zero energy the rest of the time.

However, this beast is burning away the battery the whole time the screen has an image on it (i.e. while you are reading, not just turning pages)

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Two page e-book

I fancy a 2-page e-book, but I would make one of them e-ink for reading text, and the other colour for displaying images (like the old books with groups of "plates" inserted for the pictures!)

That way I get nice long battery life, reading a nice screen, but it can power up the aux screen so I can see diagrams / photos, etc. in colour.

Acer T230H multi-touch monitor

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Fails at first hurdle - being a monitor

Apart from the comments about the number of vertical pixels, the quality of the displayed picture is very important.

Looking at the photographs, you may only be able to see what is displayed on half of the monitor, because the other half looks like a mirror - AGAIN!!!

And I haven't tried this one, but I've seen it's brother. In Excel (hardly a program requiring a large colour gamet!), the same colour box placed at the top and bottom of a diagram on page actually looked like it used two adjacent colours in the Excel colour choice, instead of the same colour!

Fingerprints will only add to the woes. People know around here that they may loose their fingers if they make contact with my screen :)

Nexus One teardown: 'nicely put together'

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RE: as long as you have a USB port anywhere...

Unless you have the new version of the phone / iPod Touch. This seems to have a new message built in, that says "Charging is not supported with this accessory".

Plugging the phone into any number of USB ports / hubs / PSUs that charge any number of other things (including the special charging sockets on PCs that are always on, even when the PC is off), just shows this message. On the missus' laptop, had to install the latest version of iTunes before it would charge from the laptop, but still won't charge from the "charging" socket!

IE zero-day used in Chinese cyber assault on 34 firms

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"Click here to infect your computer"

Funny thing is, I've never seen a link that says "click here to infect your computer".

Does the fact that ANY link could be used to infect your computer means that you should NEVER EVER click on any link?

When you read a page with a headline saying that your competitor have announced that they have released something that will kill your company, you don't click the link to see what the story says? Because websites are never compromised. No-one has ever managed to change the content of a respectable web site, have they?

Add on to that the fact that MS software is just a massive orgy. Every piece of their software uses parts from all the others. I don't know how many MS apps I've got that fire-up parts of IE in the background to do things. I've even got apps from other companies that fire-up IE to open a pdf file inside a window in the app.

So, I admit it, I am a muppet. I click on links (it's how I got here). I use MS software, and other companies software. It makes me a muppet, I should just go back to my abacus.

Swedish Weight Watchers bring down the house

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Black holes?

But the question is:

Did the floor buldge, or did it remain flat in a space-time continuum that buldged?

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Keep space station past 2015, pleads ESA chief

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How much does the rest of the world need USA?

ESA can ferry 7 tonnes a time on ATVs, and maybe eventually recover items if the ATV is fitted with a return transfer vehicle. Longer term, the ATV may become man-rated, although whether that would fly on a man-rated Arianne 5, or Arianne 6 I don't know. The Arianne 6 is only a theory at the moment, but at this rate it might be here before the new Nasa beast!

Russia is able to send up progress supply ships, and Suoyez people carriers. They can also return people and a small amount of stuff.

Japan can also send up stuff with their HTV (As long as there is a keen video game player up there to catch the HTV in mid flight and dock it using the arm).

China wants to get in on space stations, and it wouldn't be a bad idea to join the party for a heads-up before trying to do it all by themselves for the first time.

There are a fair few items up there as spares for things too big/heavy to send up on Progress / ATV / HTV.

What I don't know about is ground support for the main station by anyone other than NASA.

So if USA / NASA go home and abandon the party, can the rest of the world carry on without them?

Samsung SH-BO83L

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Blue-ray playback

It's maybe a bit harsh to lay the blame for this at Microsoft's door (except that they are in bed with the film industry on this).

BlueRay has a built-in technology to prevent you from actually seeing the film. If it was a good film, you might even remember some of it, and that would be a violation of the film industries desires.

You get all sorts of trouble in WinXP, Vista etc., and also with normal stand-alone players and TVs. Just putting a Blue-Ray disc in a Blue-Ray player, connected to a HD display does not get you what you want, unless the moon is in the correct alignment and a butterfly flaps it's wings 100m away!

However I can suggest using Slysoft which will allow you to not only watch the film, but at lower CPU load and with less likelyhood of jitter.

China throws rotten tomatoes at IMDb

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UK E-commerce law?

"Inserting the phrase "Dalai Lama" into the site search engine will turn up plenty of links to films and other material in respect of a charatcer deemed separatist and dangerous by the Chinese government."

How is this different to the UK (or USA?) Anyone can be claimed to be linked to 'terrorism' (Icelandic banks, photographers, tall person in Chatham?) and their webpages forced off the net.

However the term 'terrorist' in the west now seems to encompass anyone with views differing from the controlling party.

Judge blames RealNetworks for DVD-ripping ban

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Decoding CSS is illegal?

So if decoding CSS is illegal under the DMCA, why are there no injunctions against the sale of DVD players? I think that they should ban the sale of all DVD players and watch DVD sales drop through the floor. Perhaps the sale of DVDs should also be made illegal, because they are an incitement to break the law (because decoding the CSS to watch it seems to be illegal under the DMCA).

The fact that the CSS **HAS** to be decoded to get to the content which you are legally entitled to (in other words to watch it), means that IMHO there has been some nimble footwork with the DMCA. My DVD player constantly decodes the CSS and then stores a copy in a buffer (it's how I manage to watch it).

When this is then sent over HDMI, the decoded CSS can then be re-encrypted so that the HDMI signal is safe from prying eyes. How is this different to what Real was doing?

While I'm not keen on REAL's software (because it tends to be bloaty and decide to take over my entire PC and become the default player / downloader for all file types) I think on the surface, this is unfair to them.

Integrated tube tickets not on the Olympic menu

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Mobiles on the UndergrounD #

"London's tube lines are too deep, too snug and too crowded to get mobiles working."

That's a bit like saying "My car is to small to smile in". Getting mobiles working underground is nothing to do with their depth. It's a matter of finance and organisation (neither of which the tube has).

Madrid has had underground coverage in the metro and underground main train tunnels for ages. It doesn't take up a lot of space; just one extra cable that runs along the tunnels (leaky feeder).

As for people talking on their phones; I have no trouble with that. It's the ones that think they don't need to shower from one year to the next and get in a tube train that upset me.

Apple sits on critical Mac bug for 7 months (and counting)

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iPhone vulnerable?

I don't believe it. The commentards here told me so. The iPhone is only vulnerable if you have uncrippled it (for example to use bluetooth or run a different music app).

Forcing users to only run apps from Apple's store makes the phone invincible.

Ion add-on to equip iPhone with full Qwerty keyboard

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Even worse because...

...the fancy rotate it around to get landscape view only works in a few applications. If the application you use only supports portrait mode, you will be typing with not only 1/3 the screen obscured by the on-screen keyboard, but also with everything on it's side.

Seriously, if you need a qwerty keyboard on your phone (I do), then get a phone with one built-it, or jailbreak your iPhone / iPod Touch so you can install a proper bluetooth stack that supports BT keyboards...

Hacker pierces hardware firewalls with web page

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malicious?

Lord Lien

I bow to your superior knowledge. How do you know when a link is malicious before you visit it and get the pox?

Is it because you don't visit any links? Is it because you visit only websites that are impossible in the lifetime of the universe to be compromised?

I too am paranoid, but also know how ANY website can harbour mischeif. ANY website can be compromised (even if not the server, then their DNS can be made to point elsewhere). The excuse that something ONLY works if you click a malicious link just means that someone has to place the link where you will click it... and you do click links somewhere.

sorry nurse, I'll take the pills now

Airbus: We'll cancel crap A400M unless we get more £££

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RE: wah wah wah we won't make a profit

So what you are saying is that all of the government IT projects that overspend, don't actually overspend?

They all cost exactly what they were supposed to, and the suppliers DON'T get any more money?

Normally, the reason that government projects overspend, is the requirements are normally too streaching, and most often than not constantly change over the life of the project. One project I worked on died as a result; They added so much stuff to a drone, it needed bigger and bigger wings to lift it all, then it needed a bigger engine and again bigger wings. Then it couldn't land the right-way up because of new sensors underneath... and then death

Sony confirms 3D TV channel plans

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3D Screens

The problem with this is that the "expensive shutter glasses" tend to have two polarizing sheets of glass with a single pixel LCD polarization rotating element in between. These pieces of glass are quite small, and the TV only needs a cheap IR trasnmitter to sync the glasses.

The screens that use normal polarising glasses tend to have an extra single-pixel LCD style element to rotate he polarization in front of the normal LCD screen. On a large TV like 40" or so, this is quite a large component, will add a fair bit to the cost, compared to just having a IR emitter to control the shutter glasses.

Personally, I prefer the polarizing glasses because the lenses tend to be curved and are easier to use, but I think this is the expensive route.

Newspaper e-reader launched

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Where I live

In Madrid, an English newspaper, like the Mirror, Sun, Daily Mail etc. costs you close to 10€ a day, plus you have to go well out of your way to find it. You don't even want to know what it costs to get a monthly magazine here in English!

If it could show colour pictures, and especially if I could keep and re-read the copies of monthly subscription magazines, I'd have one in a shot!

U2 frontman bitchslapped by TalkTalk

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Tape / Video / Internet is killing music

Yawn - Heard it all before.

"Home taping is killing music"

"Video killed the radio star" (like how I fitted that in? no - I'll get me coat)

"Video is killing movies"

"Internet is killing music"

To be honest, the heydays of music have passed because you know what, the kids have more to do now. They don't sit in their bedrooms listening to 7" all day anymore; they spend thier hours killing people in drive-by shootings on their PS3/Xbox, or taming ponies on their Wii.

I have to ask; how much poorer would society REALLY be if there were no record conglomerates, nobody recorded music for the masses, and maybe even if there were no more films? Yeah, I can see why this is SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than the energy crisis, global warming, people being afraid of what a group of kids will do to them if they ask them to stop smashing up a car, research into diseases that kill thousands...

(for the record, I'm not a freetard, just a free thinker)

BAE Saudi 'corruption' case could go to US Supremes

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A solution to make them happy?

Just tell them that had the deal not gone through, the company would have folded. Give them the money they would've got for their stock at the time, and tell them to FK off.

I remember the deal at the time (it was called project YT internally), and was quite important. It also helped out some of the work that was done for MOD and RAF projects.

The thing with doing business with other countries / cultures is that you have to respect their ways. If you don't want to, then you can't do business with them. (unless you actually invade Eqypt/Afganistan/Iraq/... and insert your own puppet government to get their oil)

Magic Mice cast energy-sapping spell

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Wires, anyone?

What is the problem with having a wire come out of it? I have a mouse with a wire and it's great:

* Even worked on the metal desks where I used to work (the wireless ones had to be almost touching the receiver).

* I NEVER have to buy it new batteries (not even to replace the Pear™ rechargables that onlt last 6 months)

* I can ALWAYS find it; I just follow the wire :)

* When drag selecting multiple items, it never forgets that I have the botton held down and restarts the selection.

If you are going to have an inductive mouse mat, it will still need a wire coming out of it anyway (you might as well just buy a proper tablet like the Intuos 3.

And no the wire doesn't bother me; it's not an iron girder, I can still move the mouse just fine.

Hackintosher's new line: Linux and T-shirts

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Re: You're over-egging the distinction, but we're getting closer to the point.

I want to buy this man or woman a pint. Well said. Thumbs up too.

FCC rescues American football fans

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Capitalism or not?

So will the government decide if it wants capitalism (let the money decide what happens - like senitors in the pockets of RIAA), or communism (the government ensures that the right thing is done for the people as a whole).

If the government is to stick it's oar in to what Fox does, I also vote for continuation of "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" .

Traffic reports for the wrong country? There's an iPhone app for that

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Sale of goods act?

Not fit for the purpose for which it was bought....

Ferry giant refuses ID card

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He aoviously has something to hide

Otherwise he'd have nothing to fear about using his ID card to travel in Europe?

Doing the maths on Copenhagen

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Cost of polution

I've got a simple question for you, but it is not simple for me to work out.

The article says about the "cost of polution" and puts a currency value to it. What this value is, and how it is worked out is beyond the article, and I'm OK with that, but for there to be any cost, someone must have worked out where that cost needs to be spent to offset the polution (e.g. the cost to plant enough trees to counter the 1 tonne of CO2).

The "tax the poluter the cost of the polution" idea will only work if that tax is paid to whoever the cost is imposed on (e.g. tree planter). If the tax is just used to boost governments spending on CCTV or ministry of love databases, IT WILL NOT WORK.

If you take money to pay for the polution, it must be used to pay for the polution.

Who do I write to with my suggestion?

Adobe profit, sales fall in Q4

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CS4

Having spoken to people who have upgraded and seen the Adobe forums, I'll stick with CS3, even if the upgrade is only £50 !!

Ten grand - the cost of iPhone-induced sobriety

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Fail for another reason

It will be like the tamagochi phase*1 and asbo certificates*2.

There will be competitions to get the highest score. The iPhone crowd will drink more.

*1 How fast can you kill a tamagochi?

*2 How many Asbo certificates can you get?

*3 If I don't spell tamagochi right, it's because I don't care (now where's my cerbeza?)

Broadcom chip promises 20Mp, 1080p mobile devices

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20Mp cameras and 1G pixel displays...

To be honest what will be the point of a 20MP sensor in a camera? If the phone is not the size of a real house brick, the pixels on the sensor would be so small that the noise would be higher than the image, and the resolution of the lens would be 10x less than the resolution of the sensor.

Apple fanbois look away now though:

So no use in an apple phone, since it could process pixels from a camera equivalent to 20 times the resolution of the lens used, and could proces pixels equivalent to about 50 iPhone displays!!

Soot warming 'maybe bigger than greenhouse gases' - NASA

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DPF (Diesel particulate Filter)

Then perhaps you could ask your local MEP to get Europe to make them compulsory.

Sister-in-law has a brand new diesel car, black smoke a plenty when accelerating or going up hill. Garage says it's normal for a diesel, and looking at all the others it is! MOT will be no problem because the test is done with no load.

Meanwhile, petrol cars have regs to the hilt, and enforced 3-way cat that means they cannot run lean burn for more economy (which upset Mitsubishi's engine development no end, since all their new engines were to be very lean-burn).

DVLA data powers likely to be abused by foreign officials

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Labour

The funny thing is that I remember reading about this long ago. ISTR that it was in fact Labour who were twisting the arms of other countries to implement this.

As well as giving our information to others, it also allowed them to collect even more records; those of everyone in other countries. They did say that this was only being done to combat serious, organised crime and terrorism though. (Such as banks in cold countries and people going to school more than 100 yards from where they live ?)

Logitech Squeezebox Radio

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No UPnP = FAIL

Hello Logitech are you listening?

Everyone else has realised that UPnP has grown up. Even MS has realised that they need to support the standard rather than go their own way, and my Sony TV as well.

OK so Apple haven't, but after 5 seconds on the app store you can have a free UPnP player on the iPod touch too.

If I bought this it would almost be the only gadget I have that doesn't play media from my NAS. Sure I could plug my iPod into it, but then I might as well just use some powered speakers.

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Nokia N900 Linux smartphone

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Resistive screen not so bad

I have the original N770, with resistive screen.

Comparing it to my iPod Touch, with capacitive screen I'd say that it's nice to have a touch screen that you can use properly with a stylus. The iPod touch screen doesn't recognise anything that isn't a fat finger; there is no resolution at all e.g. selecting where the cursor should go in text is a pain.

With the N770 screen, it works great with the stylus; especially for typing on a small on-screen keyboard so you can actually see the text you've typed, or for drawing / writing. It also works just fine with a finger too, either for browsing with the same flick action for scrolling, selecting items and doesn´t do a bad job with the on-screen keyboard either.

As for multi-touch, there is nothing preventing the design of resistive multi-touch; both technologies are array based, the same techniques work for both. It just requires development of the driver electroncis and software.

I'd say that the screen is the bit that Nokia got right with the N770. It was a little slow, but mainly let down by very poor app support and appaling customer support.

Freeview HD goes live

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Actual picture quality

I can't receive it, but am interested: Will the quality be able to match analogue TV?

Normal freeview is compressed so much that all I can see is a mosaic of pixels 1/2" square when there is fast action or scene change on the screen on any channel that isn't BBC1.

*1 Sorry, don't know what 1/2" is in std. reg. units.

*2 Yes, this is with full signal stength and no errors.

Malicious PDFs can commandeer BlackBerry Servers, RIM warns

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What the fsck ??

To look at an on-screen representation of a piece of paper, you now need an over-bloated slow program with holes the size of the US budget defecit?

I vote to ditch PDF and replace it with "e-paper". The files will be small because they only contain enough to render what would've been on the paper. The program to render will be small because all it does is display the static content contained in the "e-paper" files.

Hell the files could even use a standard description language, like postscript...

It's freezing outside, I'll get me coat

MS casts Project Natal as uber-remote

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STOP !!!!

The bank robbers have made it out of the bank.

There is just one un-armed policeman out on the street and they have a clear run to the getaway car, but one of the robbers decides to shoot the copper anyway. The other sees and shouts:

"STOP!"

The screen goes blank.

A windows icon apears in the middle of the screen.

Natal had decided that you didn´t want to watch the film anymore.

Iomega ScreenPlay Director HD

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What DLNA things does it do?

Unfortunately DLNA is a spec with so many options, it doesn't mean anything!

Can this device be controlled from another device (e.g. using the media app on my iPod to select a video file on my DLNA server and get this thing to play it).

How well does it work as a network controlled player? How well does it work as a server?

For you "Bah humbug it doesn't have WiFi" people - you can plug the Iomega WiFi USB dongle into it for WiFi. (Although unless you sit it within 2cm of your WiFi access point, I'm not sure you could guarantee the throughput for HD video - you might as well use wires!!)

Gov net disconnections could breach EU law

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IT knowledge may not help you

My sister-in-law has ADSL from the phone company. They won't tell her the password for the WiFi router to be able to change the settings. It is setup with WAP, but the key is made from part of the serial number, which is also the SSID and the MAC address, so not too secure! When she had problems with another router with the same SSID, we had to get the phone company out. They couldn't even change the settings, they had to replace it. The phone company wouldn't tell us the ADSL settings so we could use our own router either.

No amount of IT knowledge can help (unless you can hack closed routers)

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Why are 3-strikes needed?

There is a bit from the BIS:

"Many premises that offer public Wi-Fi access already disallow access to unlawful file-sharing sites," said the BIS statement. "Software which limits or prevents access is freely available and easy to install and we would anticipate any responsible organisation offering Wi-Fi access would take action if it appears their connection is being misused."

So why is a 3-strikes law even being talked about? Just get all the ISPs to install this freely available software which can "disallow access to unlawful file-sharing sites" and nobody will be able to unlawfully share files ever again. Problem solved.

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Head-cam video used to OK Arkansas cop kill

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more REASONABLE encounters with police

There is a class comment that I would like to copy:

"This will make I think for more polite encounters with police knowing that you're being taped," Fort Smith prosecutor Daniel Shue told KFSM.

Only mine would be:

"This will make I think for more REASONABLE encounters with police knowing that THEY're being taped"

Of course not in England, because we all know that using a camera means you are a terrorist, especially if you are tall and in Chatham, or worse still being shot in the head for it on the tube...

@ml100

"If the same event took place in England the officer would be in jail for murder yet Americans think shooting a man is just fine."

Can I just say:

London underground, Brazilian, Morocan looking eyes, Jumping over barriers wearing a bulky coat in summer whilest also ambling slowly, picking up a paper then politely waiting minding your own business while dressed the same as everyone else.

Google flirts with new-look home page

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So that's where all my RSS went

Google (uk) is the only way I can access some things from work (Spain) (including Reg headlines!)

I wasn't happy this morning to find all my news had been deleted; thanks Google!!

As for how the page looks... For god's sake.

Tell you what Google: first change your 'search' engine so that it only returns pages that have what I searched for. Then worry about what it looks like.

ICANN condemns registry DNS redirection

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And also...

Can they also ban all those companies that just register thousands of domain names as parking spaces. E.G. If Fairchild semiconductor only registers fairchildsemi.com and not fairchild-semi.com, I want a DNS error for fairchild-semi.com, not some spam.

iPhone anti-malware stuck in state of denial

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"Applause to Apple" - do what ??

Anton Ivanov said:

"Bolting down what a system can run is one of the most reliable approaches to malware prevention. If Windows was running only signed apps only a very small fraction of viruses known to date would have been able to exist."

OK, so only a fraction of viruses / worms for windows have got their way in through applications that would've been signed by MS? Like the multiple ports the OS leaves open by default with buggy drivers listening, or the buffer overflows etc. in IE / Outlook Express / Word / Excel / Powerpoint / Outlook proper / Adobe reader / Adobe Flash...

Unless you mean that Windows should also only open files that have been signed by MS (roll up, roll up, get all your files signed so you can open them again after you save them).

What about all those nasty packets that come to Windows from the network? Get MS to inspect them and sign them too?

Apple did not bolt down their phone/ipod for the sake of the user. They did it to control the market (as in take a cut of). Imagine the uproar when Ford announces that all their new cars only run on fuel, tyres, etc. from your local "Ford CarStore"™