* Posts by BristolBachelor

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Garage card scammer jailed

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How

People turned up with with a new Chip-n-pin card unit (they were just being introduced) and told the part-timer behind the desk that they had to be changed. The new unit read all the details from the chip (which is enough to reproduce the mag-stripe, together with the PIN that was typed in. The units that I am aware of then sent batches of numbers by SMS to a mobile registered somewhere in the East, so impossible to trace.

Bogus cards could be made for cash machine use, and together with the snaffled pin gave free money...

Apple iOS 4 update frustrates iPhone 3G owners

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Symbian is perfect?

Except that it isn't. I only did one upgrade of my E90. Afterwards it wouldn't allow any of my paid-for apps to install, because the certificates allowing them to be installed were out of date. Even trying to force it failed.

It then re-synced my phone book and created a separate entry for each telephone number that anyone had, instead of having single entries with multiple numbers.

Also, afterwards, the phone silently decided it needed to talk to the network if you opened the maps application; cost 54cents each time it was started, plus 54 cents every half-hour that the application was left in the background - there was no mention that it would do this, and the option to turn it off is not even in the maps application!

The Reg guide to Linux, part 1: Picking a distro

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This is a fecking title :)

"Linux...when it works it's great, when it doesn't, it can be a real sod."

But is Windows any better? The insides are hidden away so much, that sometimes it's impossible to sort out and the automatic answer is "Reboot and see if it's better", and then "Re-install it".

I'd certainly agree that Linux can be a right sod to sort out when it goes bad, but I wouldn't say that Windows is better in that sense. Sorry that I can't compare with fruit flavoured computers.

Watch bandit IDed by own mobe snap

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The police's job

Now I like this; THIS is what the police should be doing.

Let people look at whatever cartoons they like, or take photos of St. Paul's or Red busses without the police wasting their time on them.

In an ideal world, he would now serve ALL of the 10 months BEFORE being considered for release on parole...

Report damns health records scheme

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Yes and Yes

Sorry, I forgot to mention that. So to summarise:

The system already had all the identified "benefits" of the new system,

The system was already there with no millions of cost to put it in place.

It just worked™ (including digital x-ray).

Only about 20 people could get access to it, all logged and no burning it onto CDs, loosing it in the post or selling it to medical / insurance companies.

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Fail & Waste of money

My old practice already had all records electronic, including prescriptions. This particularly speeded up getting repeat prescriptions, and with less chance of error. The system included digital x-rays from the local hospitals. Also, it was possible to email repeat prescription requests and other things.

It seems that my old practice had all the benefits of CfH at least 10 years ago!

Since CfH started, they now receive x-rays by fax, because the different parts of the new system for digital x-rays do not work yet. The old record system will have to be thrown away, and the new one costs a lot of money.

EPIC EPIC FAIL

Hybrid CD vinyl unites warring tribes

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Bit Rate

Well since they have found frequencies over 30Khz reproduced from some early recordings, and I think over 40KHz, you need to at least double the bit rate than for CD.

Also the earlier format does not assume that everything is a pure sinewave and that you can reproduce it with a bit rate only slightly above 2x f, so multiply the bit-rate a bit more.

I think that super-audio CD may have been similar to 45rpm vinyl.

There was also a version of vinyl that also stored video at full un-compressed rate!!

The funniest conversation I remember at Uni was someone waxing lyrical about the sound quality from their brand new, only £300 CD player compared to the record player included in their £50 stereo, and someone asking them if they had ever heard what a £300 record player could do!! (This was in the Radio station, with Technicks SL1000 decks with Rega arms!)

Terror data handover seriously flawed

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Hang on a minute

I guess that you don't take photographs then?

The spirit of the anti-terrorism laws is that they stop "terrorism" from affecting people's way of life. The fact is that the anti-terrorism laws are reportedly being used to actually terrorise people and interfere with their lives.

As for your 24p, I guess it was given to you by the company you work for? How do they feel about the US seeing all of their bank transactions? Will you be out of work if they lose their next contract to a US company (See EADS wins the new tanker refueling contract with the US DoD, then it doesn't for an example of how US interests are protected)

Ten Essential... 500GB Portable Hard Drives

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Bus powered

I have a 'bus-powered' 2.5" HDD and depending on the PC it may be bus powered or not.

On one PC (Dell), I can only transfer about 5 files at a time, with a nice break between to prevent the USB port from switching it off! Iomega put an external power socket on it to overcome this problem, but can I get a power supply or lead for it? No chance!

Easy-peasy science GCSEs binned

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Ofqual failed obviously

So we have this statement:

"Ofqual’s job is to make sure that standards are maintained. If qualifications do not meet our standards, we cannot accept them into the regulated system."

...and this one:

“serious causes for concern when monitoring the version of the qualifications used in 2007 and 2008, and still in use today”.

Does this mean that anyone who took a science GCSE in 2007, 2008, 2009 don't get a qualification? How is it that 3 years AFTER the problems with 2007's paper, the problem isn't fixed? If their job is to ensure that standards are maintained, how were students able to study for and sit an exam that didn't meet the standards? Surely the checking should be done BEFORE students are awarded non-qualifications?

Feds block sale of crooks' favourite messaging client

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Another quote

"Every bad guy known to man has on email"

Quick; ban email?

Suspended-animation cold sleep achieved in lab

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Internal temperature

Raising your outside temperature on a rock just wont do. You need to raise your internal temperature.

That is what black coffee was invented for :)

Ofcom sides with mobile operators on 0845

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Better sliding scale.

I'd say that the termination charge increases exponentially whith what the mobile operator charges the customer.

If they charge the customer ANY premium over a 01xx or 02xx number, then BT similarly stings the mobile telco, the way that they sting their customers. That way, the mobile telco makes most money by charging the same as 01xx or 02xx numbers...

I can dream...

Tories declare students a burden on us all

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Re: dave 93

Yeah, because nobody else ever benefitted from graduates.

I mean, nobody was ever helped by a doctor. Nobody uses electronics, or vehicles (or eats food transported by vehicles), or benefits from civil engineering creating the country's infrastructure. Yes, make the doctors et. al pay for the educations that everyone else benefits from.

Your suggestion of making it retrospective is even better. I mean the UK is not the most attractive place to live and work anyway, so encouraging the educated to move abroad will surely help other countries!

Yay, I say back to living in caves, killing what you eat (or killing who has something you want).

(Exception to graduates of the previously mentioned football and bookbinding degrees. Perhaps the government should only sponsor degrees of use to society? If you want to study a different one, pay your own way).

Judge to movie studios: Why shouldn't I dismiss piracy lawsuits?

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Isn't it more like...

I read it as being more like that there are laws and rules to follow, and the lawyers were just being lazy, cutting corners and possibly making it harder for the court and the ISPs to properly assess each case.

Ironic really that they are not following the rules, and then complaining that others are not...

Safari 5 off to Apple's traditional rough start

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what's the 'install disk' for?

I thought that when you got a mMac, it "just worked" (TM)? What is an 'install disk'? And what does it do? is it something to do with Windows?

OK - I'll go back to living under a bridge and demanding a fee from anyone wanting to cross :)

Council staff helping selves to data

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Not their responsibility?

Let me get this straight.

DWP has a big database full of juicy data, and people are able to get unauthorised access to this data and look at it. But they think that that is not their reponsibility?

Just explains what is wrong with civil "servants" having any control over this stuff!

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No the follow-up question is...

The correct follow-up question is how many of them just didn't get caught?

If we use the statistical analysis techniques of people like the music/software business, there must be millions more guilty... (OK I'll leave for that comment; no coat required, it's 30 degrees outside!)

Ofcom smites silent callers

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calling 0800

Yes, O2 are charging me lots to call 0800 numbers. (In fact, they charge me lots to call any 08xx number), whereas 01* and 02* are included in my plan.

Please tell me who I can change to. Please ensure when you pick another carrier that their network covers me.

Audi dreams up App Store for user-designed cars

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Fail

The article says:

This is how it would work. You buy the vanilla version and then download software

to “activate features, such as heated seats, customized navigation or stiffer suspension”.

Some downloadable features will cost money. Maybe lots of money. “This could be a

huge additional source of income for car manufacturers,”

Yeah. Fitting electrically heated seats to all cars, and then selling the software to turn them on in 20 cars will make loads of money.

That probably explains why the Audi A3 I want to buy costs more than just about everything else (including the wife's favourite BMW Mini Cooper S!)

Capita pays £60m for medico screening firm

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Medical screening?

I have a different take on this. They aquire a company that does medical screening, while also running a number of NHS databases. I am paranoid for thinging that these NHS databases would be a good source of data to mine for medical screening?

Given the way that the other gov. databases have been turned to profit, Capita could argue that they could do the same for NHS projects and therefore save the gov. money on running said databases.

Welcome to the thin edge of the wedge. (I'm sorry sir but we cannot employ you; your medical screening showed that you visited a psychologist 20 years ago...)

ISS snapped transiting Sun

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Re: Better picture showing Atlantis about to dock

Funny, your link just sent me back to this page!

This is a picture taken by a French guy in Madrid, showing Atlantis approaching the station:

http://axilone.com/legault/iss_atlantis_transit_2010.html

Site news: Track this forum

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NNTP feed?

Maybe a NNTP news feed, so that we can use a proper threading news reader? Just have to find a host for it now that they seem to be closing...

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"Remember me"

...and make the "Remember me" actcually remember me, so I don't have to type my login details each time I want to vote on a post?

Contractors dodge ID cards axe

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competatively priced contract

idasben says:

"...the government would be unable to get anyone to sign a competatively priced contract..."

Was that a joke? Exactly when does the government ever get a competatively priced contract?

Europe exposes new data share deal with US

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Better idea

Give them nothing, and then don't worry about what they do with nothing.

If they are not happy, they can cry.

3-million-km-long comet plunges into Sun

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Shields are up

The sun may be hot, but the only way that the comet 'sees' that is by absorbing radiation from the sun (no conduction / convection in space!). I would think that apart from the comets own reflectivity, the material that gets vaporised off the surface of the comet could also shield it from some of the radiation. The comet will only heat up at a rate depending on it's temperature, the quantity of water boiled off and the radiation actually absorbed.

As for the other message about mainly water or not, I though that the tail is normally formed from bits left behind after the water boils off ejecting parts. The length of the tail in this case may be due to the volume of water boiled off before meating it's maker (or a decendant of it!)

Atlantis spacewalkers snapped through shuttle windows

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Electronic egg timers

After all, you want your orbit boosts to be for the right time. Too long and you'll overshoot. Too short and you'll just end up with an eliptical orbit that will be harder to correct and use more fuel than if you did it right first time...

Two years later, Apple Safari still open to 'carpet-bombing'

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Downloaded files

So when the plot have you in front of a judge because your harddisk contains files that are not liked by the current government this week (youtube clips, squid porn, bus timetables that may be of use to a terrorist, etc.), you can say:

"Look, this little flag tells you that it was downloaded from the internet..."

Usenet's home shuts down today

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Re: I tried that once...

Bruce4:

Did you take the wheels off their car, and watch them try to drive home?

IBM hands out malware-stuffed USB at security conference

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What can I say?

1. You don't need to worry, because it is "a type of virus widely detected for at least two years " (unless you run the same anti-virus software as IBM, obviously.

2. Windows autorun - A G A I N !!! ???

What the FK is this carp still doing there? Especially after all the marketing carp about secure computing?

Here buy this lock for your front door. It makes things very convient for you because it also opens the door for you. If anyone else walks anywhere near it (thieves, criminals, rapists, politicians...), it automatically opens letting them in too.........

Oz customs search lappies and mobes for smut

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Is England "exotic"?

My bedroom isn't exactly exotic either, although it does have some exotic samples of technology from yesteryear.

So I can honestly say no, no pictures taken anywhere exotic. Hang on though, maybe my parents took a picture of me in the bath when I was 1 week old, do I have to declare that?

Carmakers boost e-car noise standards for vision-impaired

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Also bicycles?

Well since someone in Bristol was killed when they were hit by a bicycle, then surely they will also insist on this being fitted to bicycles? (Although in Bristol just making them fit lights in the dark would be a start!)

Also my petrol car is very quiet; should I fit a dixie horn running all the time?

DAB lobby launches radio scrappage scheme

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I thought this was about scrapping DAB

I had really hoped to read an article about scrapping DAB. Oh well....

Clegg promises liberties restoration

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I prefer

A new law that really punishes the police for harassment and illegal actions. How about fine the individual officers the same amount that football players are fined for misbehaving (but still with their normal police salary!)

World's mightiest supercomputer to design new nuke plants

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The machine still has to pay its way

Obviously the rest of the time, the machine will be doing what it was bought for; modelling the decay of nuclear weapons to know when they will need to be refurbished, or modelling new versions of them so that they pack more punch for their size?

Intel lays ground for larger netbooks

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SMALLER netbooks

I want a SMALLER netbook. IMHO anything with a screen of 10" or larger should not be called a netbook, it should be called a laptop.

Software liability ruling: 'Supplier beware', says IT brief

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Earlier version

The earlier version of this article didn't say anything about the hotel company not being made aware of the contents of the contract that they signed (surely it is a matter of practice to read a contract before signing it?!)

What the earlier article did say was that the supplier couldn't really rely on this part of their T&C because they did not provide the hotel company with sufficient information for them to identify that the software was not fit for the purpose for which they were buying it. Instead, the hotel company relied on the opinion of the software company that the software was just what they wanted, and was suitable for their purpose.

However, I am more than happy if courts will now look at T&C and stike down clauses that are unreasonable that say thinks like "The software does not have to work properly, if it doesn't we are not responsible for anything"

Vodafone shocks data users with roaming price rise

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Voda P&G in Spain

I have a Voda pay and go sim in Spain, but the data charges on that are stupid. My wife pays less using her UK O2 P&G sim roaming in Spain than I pay on my Spanish Voda P&G in Spain!

iPad talks to external hard drive? Yes it can

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Of more use to me

More use to me would be if it can read the contents from the camera, or a CF card and copy it to the HDD at the same time. (Maybe also merge data from a GPS logger at the same time.)

You can already buy a unit that does this, or a HDD with a screen that does this, but they cost about £300+ for some reason and have a tiny screen with only about 100 pixels :(

But I think I will be better off using a notebook, even though it is big and bulky.

Garage worker prangs £200k Ferrari

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cars that are clearly too powerful for the average British road

I challenge you to find a car that is not powerful enough to crash into a lamp post, or to mount a kerb. (Childrens plastic cars with pedals do not count).

I don't recall ever reading about a car that it is impossible to crash because it is "sensible". I would say that chance of an accident has more to do with the fleshy part in the seat than the mechanical parts...

German Wi-Fi networks liable for 3rd party piracy

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Ethernet socket

OK, I've found the ethernet cables on-line.

Now where do I find an ethernet socket for my phone / iPod / Wife's DS...

Competitors vie to provide earthquake-proof radios

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SDR

Isn't the problem with SDR (apart from lack of maturity) the power requirement?

So you drop all these people into what looks like a war-zone on steroids, each carrying a backpack containing 1000 9V batteries to keep their radio working for a day?

Robot cars can now do a Rockford into a parking space

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Control

So can the "robot driver" claim that it was always in control of the vehicle (showing the equations and numbers to prove it), and so get away with doing this type of thing without the police complaining?

Oh and I didn't know that I was a "fanboi", but I guess I must be, because IE said "An error occureed, please try again later".

Woman loses Bebo privacy case against lad mag

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Copyright or not

IANAL, but I think the problem with your point is that from the sounds of it, she didn't complain that they breached any copyright, rather she said that they breached her right to a private life. The argument against her was that she no longer had that private life, after putting her pics online and them subsequently leaking.

As far as her original copyright goes, maybe she would have a claim, but probably the a**holes at Bebo are like those elsewhere who say that you give the copyright on the images to them once you send them. In any event, she would probably have to take a claim of copyright infringement through a different route.

Although possibly a way around this is for her dad to say that HE owns the copyright and that she therefore couldn't give it away, so Bebo et al are still responsible for copyright infringement.

MS hopes biz punters will guzzle Office 2010

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Probably not here

My company is happy to keep installing 2003, and the users are happy to keep using it.

The "must have" for 2007 seemed to be that everybody needed to be retrained and most macros needed to be rewritten to use it.

The "must have" for 2010 is that you can use it with Facespace ?? WTF!

Nokia reorganizes for second time in six months

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Not convinced

Having had 9110, 9110i, 9300 and E90 communicators, I thought that the premium Nokia phone got better and better and then turned into the equivalent of a quad zeon with 4 monitors running DOS. (Actually the 9110 was basically running DOS and was better than the E90, IMHO)

Nokia seriously have their work cut out to even approach where they used to be, let alone catch up with the competition.

Biometric passport 2.0 scrapped alongside ID cards, NIR

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Passports in Spain

In Spain a passport is simply a document that says you have rights as a Spanish person to travel. You apply from any one of a number of large, local police stations. You need to prove who you are, and that you are entitled to a Spanish passport. You are rewarded with a new Spanish passport a day or so later, and relieved of about 12€.

In what way does this require a huge government department that costs so much to run that you need a bankloan to buy a new passport back home?

'Phantom Ray' robot stealth jet rolls out

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I think I've seen it...

It's the one parked in a barn, minus any wheels?

High Court rules software liability clause not 'reasonable'

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Breath of fresh air

This seems entirely sane, and I hope starts a trend where software also has to be fit for purpose, like any other goods or servicees sold by companies.

However, I have a scarey feeling that the response to this may be to deliver millions of pages of documentation describing everything about the software (like MS interoperability docs) that makes it impossible to find out if something is fit for purpose, but allows the vendor to say that the customer was able to make an informed decision.