* Posts by BristolBachelor

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UK.gov ignores 'net neutrality' campaigners

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Re: Changing ISP

I agree with what Lee and AC said, but:

My parents have changed to teleworst for phone, 'net and TV. If teleworst suddenly decide to de-prioritise VOIP packets, then my Dad has a right to cancel, right? But then does he cancel the whole lot (it's a special package)? Does he get a refund for the installation charge? If it was Sky, would he get a refund on the cost of his dish?

Then who does he go to? What if BT decide that they don't like the way that VOIP eats into revenue? What if the other ISPs take money from Skype and drop SIP VOIP? What choice does he have then?

Also from what I've read, people who change ISP loose the net for anything upto a couple of weeks. Very customer friendly.

Adobe update tackles PDF peril

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Adobe update tackles PDF peril

I doubt it.

Like busses, there will be another along any minute.

Cyber cops crush plod-snapper site following Millbank riot

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realistic cost for their education

Perhaps T.T. will be happy for us to abolish the NHS system whereby your treatments are paid on your behalf by the NHS. Instead, they should just force everyone to pay for their own treatment?

Of course this will make no difference to T.T. who paid for his or her own education directly, and only uses private medical cover anyway.

I'm not saying that they had a right to act like a mob, but they had every right indeed to protest.

Farming subsidy database 'breaches privacy rights'

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Condition of subsidy

So on the form it said that the information would be published? I would say that makes it a condition of the subsidy; make them repay the money.

It's the same way that if I submit one of my photos to a competition on the understanding that the competition organisers can use it royalty free, I cannot then sue them for damages for using it!

World's most advanced rootkit penetrates 64-bit Windows

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LoadIntegrityCheckPolicy

So MS added protection to 64 bit and then gave it a registry key called 'LoadIntegrityCheckPolicy' that roughly translates as 'IWantMyWindowsInsecureRapeAndPillageMe' and that malware can set to enable loading other malware?

Global warming is actually good for rainforests, say boffins

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Rainforrests not doing so well

This is just a theory but in actual fact, the rain forrests are being cut down at a high rate to plant crops for "eco-diesel".

Oh the irony that higher temperatures would be ok for the rain forrests, but some spanner throwing monkey means that they'll all be cut-down to "stop global warming". And then further irony that the Earth has been warming for many thousands of years before man burnt his first piece of wood or coal, and in fact is the reason that the galciers no longer meet at the equator!

Nasty IE 0day exploit hosted on Amnesty International site

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Amnesty international == "Malicious website"

Perhaps from now on the writers of the alerts (especially MS) will not say that the exploit only works if the user is co-erced into visiting a malicious website.

I would not describe the nobel prize foundation or Amnesty international as malicious. Given that these exploits can be hosted on almost _any_ webserver, the alerts should say that they can be exploited by visiting _any_ website.

Outlook preview pane-shatter bug fix stars in November Patch Tuesday

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HTML in emails

Simple, just remove all the "<" from the email and send it back to the sender asking if they can send the email in English.

What gets me is the number of emails that contain a text version of the HTML including things like "Click here to see this email in your web browser", but that don't include the link in the email text so nothing happens!!

I also hate the fact that it means that my phone will try to roam to download all the images in the email, costing me a fortune if I don't stop it.

iPhone 4: the best built smartphone...

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Reliable only with 0% RH

I thought that there was a special blob of gloop that changes colour if you take an iPhone indoors after being outside in the cold, or if you breathe too hard on the area where the dock connector is (and where your mouth is for phone calls).

It is said that this blob of gloop invalidates your warrantee, because the phone has been damaged from the humidity.

So Apple says that the iPhone is damaged by bringing it in from the cold or talking into it?

Sinister scams 'sextort' social networkers

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Rule 2

Don't put something on a computer that you don't want others to see....

Apple MacBook Pro 17in Core i7 BTO notebook

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The fire-extinguisher

1)You could spend £150 to get a PC of 4X the performance

Yeah, but you have to add at least that much again to get a poor monitor of similar resolution, then add the price of a generator and the trolley to make it portable.

Now see how portable your 4x PC is. Try explaining to airport security that it's just a cheaper Apple laptop while they check your liver for alcohol damage from the inside using rubber gloves.

carry on...

Brussels blocks UK from biometric superdatabase

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Schengen club

So there is a Schengen club, and you refused to join, but now you want to have access to part of it, but still not join?

Join and be in, or don't join and be out. You can leave now, get your own coat and shut the door.

'Pervy' private chat case springs back into life

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log of a private online chat

So a private online chat was deemed to be "obscene" by certain people in the CPS. And what's more, a log of it constitutes "publication".

If I can vividly remember having sex with someone, is that the same? Can I be prosecuted for it?

(Note to CPS I probably wouldn't remember it at all after a few days, so you can leave me alone!)

Orange bulks up SIM-only deals for people who text like a canary

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Minimum charge

Why is the minimum charge on any of these £10 ??

I already have my phone, and I paid for it myself. All I want is a telephone number that still works when I don't use my phone for 2 months, and I just pay for what I use.

My dad has an (old) excellent contract like this, no monthly fee, just his calls and his number doesn't jsut disappear into the either.

Cops cuff nappy-wearing man who demanded sweets with menaces

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disturbing the peace

"and disturbing the peace"

So pray tell, what bail conditions did the kids get?

Microsoft concedes on blank-screen operations

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Windows experience, only mobile

"...has an irritating habit of shutting down Wi-Fi in the middle of downloading a file if one isn't interactive enough."

So it's exactly the same as windows default laptop settings then. Think you've left it downloading/uploading? Nope it's decided to sleep instead...

First tube station to get Wi-Fi next week

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Already thought of

They have already proposed this. LU was going to set up it's own network to do it. Problem with the idea was that it was too hard for them.

Meanwhile here in Madrid, all networks work in all of the Metro (platforms and tunnels) and also work in the tunnels of the Cercanias (local trains), and there is no extra charge (just the normal rip-off network charge).

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Backhaul

How they do the back haul from the bus I don't know. In some ways I guess I should be interested, but to be honest I don't care how they do it. Just the fact that they offer free WiFi on the bus.

Oh and yes AC, the WiFi does connect you to the internet, just in the same way that your 3G dongle does, or your ADSL / leased line does. What would be the point of a WiFi AP not connected to anything?? Do you work at PC World?

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Old hat

Here in Madrid, they are putting WiFi in all the busses. It's already in over half of them, and it's free, as in beer (you have already paid for the ticket after all).

I don't see much benefit in saying that you can use WiFi in the station, but not on the trains, and you have to pay extra for it because yopu paid so little for the tube ticket.

England watch out! Spain used to be a bit behind the times, but it's going to over-take you if you're not careful!

Multi-network iPhone SIM rumours at Apple

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Multi-SIM simultaneously

You can get phones that take two sims and connect to 2 networks simultaneously, but the networks here don't like them (obviously!)

If the iPhone could do this, so I can have a single phone with both my UK number and Spanish number then I would buy one at the drop of a hat.

Over 100,000 stops-and-searches: zero terrorists

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Only 1

...but they did catch him a number of times.

However it was a total success; there were no terrorist bombings in Chatham, so it must work!

Boffins mount campaign against France's official kilogramme

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Weight change

One of the contaminants that they found on it just before the official polisher retired was mercury. They wondered where the hell it came from and then realised that people were breathing it out from their fillings.

I think I am never going to breathe in through my mouth again; mercury poisoning is not very nice!

BA slams stupid security checks

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Stupid "security"

Last time I flew from Heathrow, there was a "security" person who would not let me pass until I put all of my carry-on into ONE bag. I was only allowed 1 bag, and it was a "security" risk if I did otherwise (anyone else seen the hilarious clip of the American bloke who got tape from the BA counter and taped his 2 bags together to get through "security"?)

After that, I had to pass another "security" person who made me take my laptop out of my ONE bag. This had to be done for "security". Then when they scanned my ONE bag, they couldn't work out what was in my ONE bag, because it had everything in it, and they then made me take out every single piece so that they could scan it all separately.

So the conclusion: If it isn't all in ONE bag, then it's a "security" risk, but if it is ONE bag they cannot scan it properly, so it is a "security" risk. To be honest the incompetence there worries me more than any "terrorist".

As for shoes; at Frankfurt they asked me to sit down and they took my shoes to the machine. In Bristol they make you walk around barefoot for about 200m over quite a disgusting floor that everyone else walks over.

UK border police seize £500k from Nigerians' hand luggage

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@lglethal

I'd have to say yes and no. I use a specialist currency transfer company (and sometimes paypal!) to transfer money.

Where I work in Spain, you have to pay to transfer money from one Spanish bank to another, and my bank card does not work in the machines of all banks, and the other banks that it does work in charge me 1.75€ for a withdrawl! This is like banking in the UK 20 years ago...

What gets me more is how cheap it is to post something to someone in Spain near the border, but if it is to someone 1 mile the other side of the border... You wouldn't believe it!

iPhoto 11 ate my library, say users

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No excuse

Ok, so all our photos and videos are backed-up. Some are still on slide, even though they have been digitised. Almost all are backed-up to DVD (the older ones also to DAT but I can't use the DAT drive easily anymore). DVD has the advantage that any disc can be read, and all the discs can be stored away from the house. Adding to the backup does not involve moving the existing backup media around (as a couple of external HDDs would).

But if you are suggesting that it is ok for software to trample all over my system, because I can always restore everything from ~300 DVDs, I think that you can do the restore!

Wi-Fi starts getting chummy with its peers

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Better WiFi

For a better WiFi (IMHO):

1. Make the devices talk to each other and work out which channels they use (instead of every single access point in my building using the same channel as my access point. I can't even change it because the AP does not belong to me so I cannot change its settings).

2. Have a standard way of identifying the "owner" / operator of an AP, to be able to talk to them about the AP.

3. Come up with a better encryption model than either no encryption, or encryption that you have to set up manually, and even then you have no encryption from other users. Instead have no encryption to set-up a connection, THEN negotiate and set-up encryption on your connection, and make the encryption different to all the other connections on the AP.

Oh you can go on incresing the "speed" you can get between 2 devices inside an EMC chamber if you want, but until lots of units can play nicely together that won't help the real-world experience.

XP? Thanks for the memories

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Lets try Win 7 64-bit

..Core App one...No, not under Win 7

..Core App Two..Nope..not with 64-bit

Core App Three...yes, well kinda, in a fashion.

..Core App four. Nope.

..Core App Five YES!

..Core App Six..Nope

Oh well. XP it is :)

EU privacy watchdog pans passenger data plans

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The United States

If the United States doesn't want a particular person on a plane from Europe to the United States, then it should inform the authorities in Europe, who can then ensure that said person does not in fact get on a plane to the United States.

From what I read of 11-09-2001, weren't those responsible already in the United States? Weren't they trained there on how to fly the planes into buildings? How would a list of people on other planes have helped?

On the other hand, I know a few Spanish people. One of them had great problems in the United States, because their profiling system said that he had been on lots and lots of flights all over the world, because it said so in their list. Given that the Spanish people all seem to share about 12 firstnames and a similar number of surnames, it is hardly surprising that their system was confused by just matching names from every single flight that ever takes place. But then to ban him from a flight because too many people called "JOSE" had been in a plane this year ?? !!

DARPA orders miracle motor for its flying car

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Yes, much simpler

Yes, it is in fact much easier. You see, in your 2-dimensional word, you only have to fail to control things properly for maybe 100ms and you have crashed. You are also maybe 2.5M wide, but the lane you are travelling in is only 3M wide, with objects just outside this space.

Now in 3-D (apart from landing), you have several hundreds (thousands) of meters in each direction, precision is not really required, fast response neither (unless your aircraft is unstable), and the closest objects are a very very long way away.

Once everyone and their dog has a flying car, and there are hundreds all travelling in different directions between lots of high buildings; then it will be harder. (Although probably before then there will be an agreement that all of them have a common type of control system with co-operating control)

Coolaid is not required (unless you want to see practical flying cars now)

European Parliament: If you don't pay, you will pay

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Extra €180 billion ??

"result in an extra €180 billion being "available to businesses"."

So where does this extra €180 billion come from? Surely if it from businesses to another, then also 180€ billion has been lost by the paying businesses? So this new law also results in the loss of 180€ to businesses? Doesn't sound so good now does it.

However, ignoring the complete spin, this is an excellent law, as long as there is a simple, quick and cheep way to use it.

Powermat iPhone 4 wireless charging kit

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Re: A really expensive way of charging batteries

In fairness to Harry the snot gobbler, he didn't say specifically Apple types, he said fanbouy, and I would say that anyone who spends £50 on a mat instead of a charging cable, that also stops you using the device in your car, or using the video out on your telly, is indeed a fanbouy with more money than sense.

The only time inductive charging makes sense is in an environment where you don't want bare connectors, for example on electric toothbrushes; but then your iPod would fail the moisure markers test and be out of warrantee.

WTF is... DLNA?

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Steaming pile of *%&*

DLNA is a marketing cartel, and therefore is evil squared!

You have barely touched on how bad it is. I have tried several products to get a simple working system. My (DLNA) Sony TV will not play files from a (DLNA) Iomega NAS. An MPEG2 file will not play from the MS DLNA server, but will play from the PSP server (with no transcoding). My Denon will play FLAC files by DLNA, but the DLNA servers will not serve them to it.

And that is before the whole issue of what is a movie file or a sound file. It is supposed to make things easier for the general public, but to get it to work, you have to find out all about different containers, different codecs, even if the original encoder uses motion estimation coding or not. And with the dumbing down of things, if it doesn't work, there is no way on earth to find out why, or to change settings to make it work.

Calling DLNA a steaming pile of shit is an insult to shit.

Spanish fascist decries Franco Eurovision slur

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@AC

Yeah, that's true, and is probably why I suspect that dear old Lester has moved to Spain. The lunatics here are not as bad...

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Franco

There is a very big cross on the hillside where I live dedicated to some of what happened under Franco.

<tounge in cheek>

However, he didn't do anything bad, he just started defending us against the terrorists(*) before the americans did.

(*) terrorist = anyone you don't like (from the american english dictionary).

Should I show my photo to everyone in my street / calle now?

Don't stone the DNS heretics

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Different DNS for different GEOs

The problem I see with different DNS for different locals, is that the user never sends the DNS request to the server that knows about different addresses for different locations. Their request goes to their provider, which may go to another, etc. This is then cached, and given out to anyone else who asks for the address. Given that I may be using a DNS in USA, but am located in Europe means that the idea doesn't work that well!

Perhaps DNS should instead return a series of addresses for a lookup, with some GEO type information for each one, and the USERS system, knowing it's location picks the correct one. In addition, it would allow some resliency for multiply hosted objects in a similar way to a MSlookup; if the first IP address you try does not work, try the second, rather than just failing and giving up.

Yes, I know that's a change from DNS, but why not?

Dead baby taunting troll feels wrath of law

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The required title is here, and contains letters and/0r d1g1t5

"I bet he wouldn't dream of saying anything face to face."

From reading what he did, (and knowing people with similar mental faculties) say that he probably would.

In fact if he carries on that way, he may not be that safe in prison!

Google tracks inflation with interwebs data

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Not worth the bits it's encoded in

Given the amount of price spamming in the results for google shopping (froogle) results, I don't think that this will be a very robust number.

I have almost given up on using it because of the number of made-up retailers that all point to a few retailers who don't sell for anything like the price that google says they do. In addition, there are a lot of results that quote prices before tax and other necessary add-ons (not even carriage) that skew the results.

The differences that silicon can make to the desktop

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Yes and no

A number of the benefits that have been talked about only occur if the OS and app software support it; particularly graphics acceleration and low-power modes. Using very old software (or even new software missing the correct drivers) cannot take advantage of these features.

On the other hand, if you compare the same kind of software now with that of 10 years ago, the newer software requires a LOT more of the silicon to even do the same things as the old one did. Compare Office 97 and Office 2007 for example, or Windows 2k and Vista. How much more processing Word needs now, just to show letters on the screen when typed from the keyboard! Or webpages that take forever to render because the page source is the size of war and piece, with 2000 separately loaded parts and several FLASH objects.

The software companies seem to think that the improvement in silicon is not to allow a more responsive system, but to mean that clicking the menu should use 1Gflop of processing for some wacky animation, or that optimisation of their software is not required because people can just buy yet faster systems.

It is a race, and I'm not sure that the hardware is winning compared to the software.

Foxconn fires back at abuse allegations

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China (& Malaysia)

Tempest, I agree with you on most things, but the people I spoke to said that people would come in from the countryside and work for maybe 5 years, spending nothing, and then move back to their village with enough money to buy the land so that the family is then totally self-sufficient. So yes, the family is broken up a bit during the working time, but is then much better off afterwards.

I think that the Chinese factories get a bad rep. The Chinese do clamp down on illegal working, wages below the minimum and health & safety violations (Ask Panasonic who were forced to permanantly shut one of their battery plants because of cadmium poisoning. Also the minimum wage in Shenzen increased quite a bit a few years ago. From what I've seen working conditions are no worse than in some western factories.

I also worked with someone who used to work for Foxconn, before working for my last (Bristish) employer with a manufacturing base in Malaysia. Foxconn was a better employer, who actually paid overtime, and it was not forced, unlike the British company. Also most of the employees in Malaysia were from the Philipines and were given something like 2 year work permits. If there was any trouble with them at all (complaints about working conditions, strikes, etc.), they lost their work visa and could not re-apply for a time period. There were no minimum working conditions, because they were not Malaysians.

Grocery terminals slurped payment card data

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I agree

Why was this downvoted?

Who thought that the idea of a credit card number that is always the same, means that anyone who has it can get your money, and you have to give it to everyone to use it?

I'd suggest that the card contains a secret key that is used within the chip on the card to generate a transaction code, based on a code sent to it from the terminal. (The terminal could also be just a small independent battery powered device like a PINsentry).

Even if someone gets the transaction code, it is no use for another transaction.

Doctors' appointment system goes tits up

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properly run business

Obviously, my last company was not a properly run business then, with all field-based staff, and ALL overseas offices run on thin-clients from Citrix servers in the head office in Wiltshire. We lost connectivity for a few days. Everything went, including all phones, mobiles, internet, call-centre...

Even those with real PCs in overseas offices couldn't do anything, not even print to the printer in their own office!

Android rebellion: How to tame your stupid smartphone

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Apple download stuck

My misses has a stuck download on her iPod touch. On the iPod it just says downloading always, but it isn't. You don't get the option to stop it, delete it or restart it. It also shows up in itunes, again with no option to stop it, delete it or restart it. Nothing seems to get rid of it, complete restarts included (although after one of them it crashed, and wouldn't switch on for about 2 days!)

Yes, it's on the latest firmware, no it hasn't been jailbroken.

Oh yeah, Apple doesn't have any problems at all, only others do...

Asus Eee PC 1215N 12in netbook

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NOT a netbook

NET book? Are you joking? Anything with a screen bigger than 9" is not a netbook.

Next thing you'll be saying that a laptop with a 18.4" screen is a netbook.

MySQL veteran drifts clear of Oracle Borg

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Leaving

Gavin Clarke said:

Instead, what's emerging is a strategy of: "We don't need you, take it or leave it."

In my personal experience, it's more like the employee saying "I don't like what you've done to the place, you can FK your job"

Brits not buying into Freeview HD

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Not only that, but...

There were all these annoying marketing adverts featuring one of those aliens from the old smash adverts telling us that "GET A BOX WITH THE DIGITAL TICK" and it will get all the channels and it will be compatible when we switch off the old ones. So people did.

And now they are told to throw it away, it's not compatible any more and it won't get all the channels, because we changed our mind. Well FK that!

Me, I spend most of my time in Spain now, where a 2 year old run-of-the-mill flatscreen picks up the equivalent of freeview HD with no extra money required, thanks. Freeview FAIL.

No takers on digital Olympic radio station

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DAB is a dead parrot

It is an ex-parrot. It is only staying up because it's feet are nailed to the ground. Put it to rest.

That's all.

Android phone auto reverts jailbreaks

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protect their investment

So the operator does this to protect their investment? There is no contract, I will not be taken to court if I do not repay the subsidy over a pre-defined time period?

I hope that if you have a mortgage, that you do not decorate the house or change the kitchen... no, no, no you must wait until you have fully repaid the mortgage, and still even then, when you own the house you must not decorate it; after all, the bank have every right to protect their investment. FOAD

God I'm a bit techy before my first coffee(s)

Hitachi shows 1600 x 1200 panel for 7in tablets

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Better than full HD ?

So full HD is 1920 x 1080. This LCD is 1600 x 1200, and it is better than HD ?? !!

Does it depend on what your definition of "better" is, to mis-quote a certain ex-president?

Also, the Reg often reviews cameras, and normally there are several pages of image from said cameras. Perhaps el Reg should've taken one of those cameras to the show to get a decent picture, or is the LCD really that washed out?

However, all that bitching aside, I want one of these. I think I can just about squeeze it into the front panel of my home server in-front of the drive bays; perfect size and good resolution.

Youth jailed for not handing over encryption password

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Proven guilty

It's easy, you just write the laws the right way. He has been proved guilty of not typing in his password; hence jail time.

Other offences soon to hit the statute book to be used whenever they want:

"Looking funny"

"Taking a photograph"

"Sitting on the tube, reading Metro"

"Breathing"

Man ordered to pay Facebook $1bn

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every cloud has a silver lining

"An order barring him from having a Facebook account "

So it's not all bad news for him...