* Posts by BristolBachelor

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Nokia C1-01 budget voicephone

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budget voicephone

I wanted a budget voice/text only phone that acts as a backup / other network / other country phone.

I bought tht LG GS101 over Christmas (I think revied here). It cost me all of £13 SIM free with a Virgin SIM with £10 credit. I didn't care much for the Virgin SIM, but managed to use the credit anyway!

So it effectively cost £3. I've charged it twice since Christmas and made a few calls; it's still showing 2 out of 3 battery. It makes/ receives calls and texts. There aren't many options, but it bounces fine.

Self-erasing flash drives destroy court evidence

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Cloud investigations

So if they take my HDD, they can do a sector scan and find everything that was ever on it, and say with reasonable surety that I did it.

What do they do with the cloud? Do a sector scan of PBs of storage? How do they know who saved what? If I delete something from the cloud and the storage blocks are released, how can they ever be associated with me?

Although I do like the sound of the police taking all the HDDs of Google away for months of analysis because someone accused me of taking a photograph of a building! That might put some pressure on the police to act a bit more reasonably.

Council busts breast milk ice cream parlour

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@AC

"So by your standards it'd be fine for us to eat people rather than cows? "

Now there's an idea. The criminals can feed the homeless and do something worthwhile.

Gmail users howl in anguish at 'disappeared' accounts

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To be fairer...

"I'm not sure you can necessarily expect enterprise like levels of backup and speedy restores."

Given that they have said that they hope to do it soon, but it may take longer than that, I think that they may still beat "enterprise like levels of backup and speedy restores."

GM declares Ampera e-car 'production ready'

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Steve X

That's fine Steve, but I do hope you realise how much of your cash you'll have to redistribute to buy land and tarmac it to drive your car :)

I read somewhere that a recent motorway re-surfacing cost £1M per lane per mile, and that was with the land already owned and with the foundations already in place!

Anon Mail commenters to stay anon

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Anonymous Coward

You calling me a moron? What's your name? I'm sueing you...

German data regulators move to tighten IP address laws

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Won't necessarily work

Any website will just need to have a button that says "This web page needs to store your IP address to work properly. This may also be passed on to other companies to improve your internet experience".

It's a bit like EULAs, cookies and flash. You either say you agree because you have no choice, or you go "somewhere else"*

*Note "somewhere else" doesn't exist when everyone does it.

Godson: China shuns US silicon with faux x86 superchip

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@Rob Dobs

Why do Chinese people have to be 100 times smarter than the rest of the world combined to do something better? If Intel processors are best, does that mean that American people are 100 times smarter than the rest of the world combined?

Another question, if China only has things that they steal, where did their original inventions come from? Did they steal paper, the compass and rocket technology from aliens? And if so, where did the rest of the world get if from when they caught up; from the same aliens?

Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drink

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The attorney's suggestion...

"but to have battery, you have to have an application of force."

Well if that's what you want, send the bloke into a dark alleyway, oh and publicise it beforehand.

Survey sets out to pin down nation's pr0n habits

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@asiaseen

"Trainspotters are terrrreerists dontcha kno"

Only if they have a camera.

Oh or a timetable (Exact offence is to poses something likely to be useful to a terrorist).

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WTF

"society is attempting to legislate"

WHY? Is it because some people enjoy it, and we can't have that. What about train spotting? How about people that like sport? Hell make everything illegal.

"in order to 'protect children'"

Here we go again. Little people should not know what people look like without clothes on. They should not know what a breast looks like, despite sucking on one continually for the first part of their lives. They should not know where people come from, or how. Perhaps we can also protect the children by preventing them from ever seeing someone over 30, or ill so that they don't know that people get old, ill and die*. (*Stolen from a story about a stupid King trying to prevent people knowing the truth)

Google whacks link farms

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Not just URLs

I do searches for part numbers, error codes and all sorts. When I'm not impressed with the reults the cached version tells me that it has ignored 90% of the part number and is just searching for 10 !!

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@Tasogare

You will still get results that don't seem to be what you want, and when you view the cached version, you will see the magic phrase:

"These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: "

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At long last

...and more of this please.

(and pretty please, and option to only return pages that contain my bloody search terms!)

Flaw in MS anti-malware engine poses command override risk

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Trusted Computing

Ah something else from the trusted computing initiative (also including the magic registry key "INFECT_ME_PLEASE") - go flame me, I don't care.

"Would-be hackers would already need to have access to targeted systems in order to exploit the privilege escalation bug"

But if hackers _couldn't_ get access to targeted systems, then we wouldn't have any of this malware protection stuff, so we should assume that hackers _can_ get access to systems.

Anyway, the whole reason that privalege escalation is a problem is because we don't explicitly trust everyone / everything to always be good, and that is why there are access restrictions. Users are usually not allowed root privaleges for this reason, but normally do have access to the system.

Thunderbolt: A new way to hack Macs

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@jonathanb

Yes it's true that with physical access to a device you usually can get into it.

If you are sitting near my laptop and start trying to take out the HDD, you will find yourself swallowing my fist, because I won't stand for it.

However, if I plug my laptop into a projector, how am I to know that it is virtually taking out the HDD? (By the way my laptop has full-disk encryption that requires the key before it even boots, but once it has the key, reading the disk is unencrypted)

Intel: 'PC makers took the light out of Light Peak'

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HDMI

HDMI is already here and will easily do 10M for a cable cost of ~£15 from the right place.

Fairness FAIL: When small print contradicts the big print

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EULA

An end to EULAs please. They are a PITA. Normally longer than war & peace and have to be read in a window the size of a postage stamp.

The basic law already provides several protections for the software suppliers.

Even the "Federation Against Software Theft" talks about the "purchase" of software, and the word "theft" can only used for a tangable item, so software is a tangable item that is purchased, and normally in the same way as any other "good". Then after-the-fact telling people that it is only licensed with 100000 clauses is not expected.

Space truck docks with ISS

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Orbital mechanics for dummies

The orbit of the ISS is due to it's speed. Basically it is always "falling" towards the Earth because of gravity, but because of it's speed it "misses"; If the Earth was not there, it would be travelling in a straight line, but the gravity of the Earth "bends" it's path around the Earth.

The height of the orbit depends on how fast the ISS is travelling; the faster it is going, the less curved it's path (in other words a larger circle, and hence further from the Earth's surface). You can also think of swinging a brick on the end of a piece of string; the faster you swing the brink, the harder it pulls outward, and this pull is what counter-acts gravity's attempt to make the ISS crash into the ground.

The atmosphere of the Earth does not just stop at a certain point, it keeps on going far far out into space (although the higher you get, the less there is). As the ISS passes through this atmosphere, it suffers from drag, which slows it down. Slowing it down causes it's path to be more bent by gravity, so it's orbit is lower.

The ATV is used to compensate for this by speeding the ISS up. (You can't just push the ISS away from the Earth to raise it's orbit, it would just fall back; you need to speed it up so that it's orbit is less curved.)

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re: Top picture

The picture was probably taken from freeview, and so the left-hand side was chopped off where it says "N".

(Probably also the top and bottom as well, so the copyright message is gone, it's now an orphan and you can do what you want with it)

Conviction overturned for abuse images bought from bookshop

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Not random

Didn't you read the article. They are books of PHOTOGRAPHS.

Probably the guy owns a camera, and the police noticed him taking photos of the seagulls at the end of his street and suspected him of being a terrorist. (If you think that doesn't happen read Amateur photographer).

After that, they probably pulled his house apart (looking for anything they could get him on, or at least really messing up his life).

Voyeurs invited to watch space truck dock

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Re: Cost, mostly

"constraints imposed by the Soyuz spacecraft."

That's strange. I thought that the ISS is at a low at the moment, and will be boosted by ATV2 later, but it needs to be low for the shuttle to bring it all the extra goodies they'll be getting in a few days.

However it is true that the orbital inclination is to allow for rockets launched from Kazakstan to reach it easily. (Although IMHO the orbital inclination means that it passes over more of the Earth, which may have benefits)

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Go Johannes Kepler

That's all.

Oh, about destroying data on SSDs...

At a previous firm, we had to recover the data stored on chips from a flight control computer that had been crashed and burned. The pcb was a pile of copper traces and glass-fibre dust. The ceramic tops and bottoms of the ICs had come off because the glass seal that runs through the middle of the ICs had melted. The die from inside the chips were probed, and the data was recovered. (The data said that the plane did exactly what the pilot said).

Electric cars not as 'green' as advertised

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Real CO2 cost please

But this still ignores the CO2 cost of manufacturing the damed things. Please can we also see how that compares.

Here's an example. If everyone threw away their current car today, and got a brand-new, more efficient one, then CO2 would go through the roof manufacturing all those vehicles and getting rid of the old ones.

If everyone threw-away their car after 1 year, to get the newest one, how exactly would that reduce the TOTAL co2 emissions? All the articles we see in the press suggests that the world would be better off if we did this!

Watching you, watching me: Video in the workplace

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Video conferencing

Used it a lot for meetings with production facilities in other countries. It's very useful, except that what is always missing is a digital colaborative whiteboard. The share your desktop software from Cisco is OK, but still doesn't give you a digital colaborative whiteboard.

ECJ asked to rule on re-sale of software licences

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This needs sorting

IANAL but I heard that this all stems from what a judge was once convinced.

The ruling said that when computer software is executed, then a copy is made (The machine code is copied into the instruction register to decode and execute it). This copying is subject to the rules of copyright, and hence the copyright holder can specify the conditions under which the copy can be made.

If this is true, it's beyond FK'd up. It means that I cannot listen to my CDs because the CD player makes a copy of the bitcoding. The same is true for records, and anyway all sound is copied as nerve impulses inside my head. Pictures and video too. Is this what the copyright laws were written to do? I thought that there was something in the copyright laws that allow

Now, if someone says that it is impossible to transfer the licenses, then it means that the software has ZERO residual value. Does that mean it cannot be a capital purchase? Does it no longer become an asset? What does that mean about tax on depreciation of assets?

The software companies take the piss. According to them: You can't sell what you've bought. You can only use it the way they say. They own anything you make using their software (MS). It is not subject to sale-of-goods act fitness for purpose. You cannot return it for refund if it doesn't work.

Plextor PX-L611U portable DVD writer

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Not completely trashed

From the looks of it, the thing got the virus maybe a couple of weeks ago, and it had been making merry ever since. Until it was plugged into the net and AVG did an auto-update yesterday, there was nothing outwardly wrong. After AVG quaranteened several files, the thing became a bit dead with lots of registry links to now non-existant files, couldn't start any apps, and didn't come back after a reboot.

PCs always have autorun disabled (but that doesn't stop people using the image viewer on their friends HDD with photos from assignment!)

A nice application from Sandisk is going to have a look over the external HDD later looking for pictures (although I'm not sure if it spots RAWs or only JPEGs).

Still, it would be nice to have a Bluray writer for archive. I used to use DAT, but now an 80GB tape wouldn't even last a week, so need something simple enough for SO to use, and bigger than a DVD.

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Portable Blu-ray writers please

How about a review / round-up of portable Blu-ray recorders? Minimum DL, BDXL if possible.

DVD is fine as a media for recording a few things, but when you need sooooo many of the bleeders to archive stuff that the index of disks is so big it needs it's own disk...

If nobody has happened to send on into you, go around and ask for them. (pretty please).

(Oh and any commentards that say backup to external HDD instead, can I just say that the virus that trashed my wife's laptop yesterday also trashed the external HDD and she's lost almost a weeks photos as a consequence.)

Eight years for ID fraudster

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Not a bad return

£1300000 pilfered but £70000 lost in the raid.

Over a course of 4 years, plus 3 for the investigation, plus 8 years inside (actually only 4 tops)

Gives a total of:

£1230000

/ 11 years

~£111k a year. (plus free food and lodgings while inside.)

I'm in the wrong job.

Ken's magnificent seven diagram

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Eraser guard

I remember also having "eraser guards" which were like your plastic stencils, but razor thin metal to allow you to rub-out right upto the edge of a line, or into a corner without affecting the rest of the diagram.

You should've got one to save on paper and redrawing :)

German Foreign Office kills desktop Linux, hugs Windows XP

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Crappy software?

"It is buggy bloated and ugly in comparison - and that's saying a lot. Then there's the expensive support staff and poor interoperability."

It is a bit ambiguous in your post, but I assume that this is referring to MS Office?

bloated:

Comes on twice as many DVDs as the whole of Linux, Open Office, Gimp and thousands of other things put together.

ugly:

Do mean that ribbon that you can't get rid of unless you buy extra software from someone else that gives back the menus that everyone learnt on their training last year?

poor interoperability:

The software that you need to upgrade to open the new files that the one person with a new version has saved, but then cannot open the files saved from the old version?

Or perhaps the one with a macro and programming interface, but that doesn't run the macros and programs written in the one you just upgraded from?

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@No doubt everyone will accuse corruption

If they want users to be able to use ^h^h^h^h^h^h Win7 and Office 2010 efficiently, they'll have to pay for expensive training

There I fixed it for you.

(Just going through XP -> Win7 and Office 2003 -> 2010 refresh at the moment)

Also you said:

"If the training is more expensive than buying a bulk XP license, they'll buy XP."

While I thought that the unwillingness of MS to sell licenses for XP was one of the reasons that people were moving to Linux.

Windows Phone update wallops Omnia 7

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Using two update loaders

Ah, so all I have to do is two update loaders, and it makes it impossible to brick something?

It doesn't matter if the update loader is a complete pile of %%%%, the mere fact that there are TWO of them prevents it doing anything wrong?

Stay-at-home PayPal crook used stolen funds to buy gold bullion

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Sounds about right...

I ordered something on ebay, and paid by paypal, but it was never delivered to my address. Perhaps that is why Paypal completely ignored me?

Paypal also ignored any requests for the "bank details" of the perp that they claim are used to check that the non-existant address they had for him was actaully correct.

However Barclaycard came to the rescue and slapped Paypal :)

Nissan readies ultra-low CO2 petrol engine for Micra

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splitting CO2

"I'm waiting for portable technology that splits CO2 back into carbon and oxygen..."

That would commonly be called a plant. You can find a holder for one in the new beetles :)

Exhibition to applaud videogames as art

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Yes, but it is art?

If a dead, upside-down sheep in a perspex tank of formaldehyde is art, then video games can be art.

US scientists build laser-killing device

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Definition of Coherence

I believe that coherent signals have the same polarisation as well (or spin depending on the signal type).

@Tom 260

"The explanation is there in case our understanding of the physics involved changes in the future"

That would be a very good reason for the explination to be correct then, no?

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Hear hear

...but what else did you expect fron Stephen Fry?

Canon EOS 60D DSLR

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Pentax

As a long-time Pentax owner, including owning a lot of Pentax mount top quality glass, I was very very disapointed that they took soooo long to come out with a DSLR worth having. So much so I sold everything and switched to Canon (now it seems like a shame, but because of that I've had a DSLR for a few years).

Pentax used to be top of the heap (including first autofocus SLR), and I still look at their stuff fondly (including the new digital 645 last year). It's a shame that they lost their market share. I'd happily recommend their stuff to people.

The in-body stabilisation sounds like a good idea, but you can't beat in-lens stabilisers. (With my long lenses, it was hard to keep the focus point over something without a tripod, and in-body stabilisers don't help). Also not all stabilisers are equal.

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Full-frame

Well if you consider the 5D a consumer camera, then Canon already does.

However if you think about it, a 35mm full-frame sensor uses practically 2.5x the silicon of an APS-C like the D60 (864mm² vs 343mm²) That significantly increases the cost of the sensor (more silicon, plus lower yeald). The mirror also has to be bigger and the viewfinder prism too; again all costing more.

Then you need full-frame lenses. All the film lenses were full-frame of course, but now there is a huge range of cheap as chips lenses for smaller sensors; they need less glass and the angles to the sensor are reduced, making it much cheaper to produce the lenses inside the lens.

So to answer your question; there will be consumer cameras with full-frame sensors when the consumers are happy to pay full-frame prices.

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"decided against a simple upgrade of the previous model, the EOS 50D"

Indeed, it is a down-grade if you want to compare it to the 50D.

"replacement of the dual function buttons with single function buttons "

Yes, so you now have to wade through menus to change settings that you used to be able to change by pressing a button and rotating a wheel.

"upgrading from the EOS 50D"

To do that, you would buy a 7D or a 5DII from Canon's range. The 60D is not a step up.

(Owner of 450D, 50D, 7D and have used 60D)

20-tonne space truck heads for ISS

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ATV re-use

There is actually a tunnel (although small) that goes through the service module of the ATV. Also you'll notice that the ATV thrusters are not mounted in the middle of the aft panel, but the outer edge.

There was an idea kicked about of adding an extra docking port to the back of an ATV to allow you to stack them.

I won't even talk about the pros, but some negatives I can think of are:

The docking port will probably add considerable weight to the ATV, which reduces the cargo capacity. (Also the service module is currently unpressurised, so pressurising the tunnel will also add to the weight. I think that the tunnel is also smaller than a docking port?

The life of the ATV in orbit is considered to be months. Add more time to it and you get problems due to radiation degredation of the electronics, and degradation of the construction materials from the atomic oxygen which exists up there (and other things).

You need a way of getting rid of stuff from the ISS, and the ATV is a very convienient way of getting it out of orbit quickly (avoiding risk of more space junk problems).

If ATV gets a docking port on the back, it will probably be used to actually extend the current station, or possible used to dock a small RTV (Return transfer vehicle) which can be driven to a nice return trajectory by the ATV service module and then dropped, before the service module burns up like normal.

(By the way the ATVs dropping out of orbit when they run out of fuel needent be a problem; the last one on the stack just boosts the whole lot!)

However often this question is similar to "why don't you take all the cardboard boxes your things come in, tape them together and use them as an extension to your house?" They may be fine to carrying a TV home, but often aren't useful for anything long-term. By the time we can freely get up into space and back and handle recycling up there, most of what we had previously parked up there wouldn't be any use!

Oh another example is why do software people write new programs, why don't they just stick lots of old ones together? :)

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@Waste aside...

Yes, we can do the things you quote because we can. Because we see benefit to it. Because therefore we want to.

The other things you mention we have because either:

1) Some people want them (war, famine, poverty particularly). A few of these people end up in positions of power, and therefore they arrange them.

2) Some people don't realise that what they do causes them (war, famine, unemployment, homelessness, etc.). A fair number of these people exist, and together they cause them.

I don't believe tech will save humans at all. All the things above happen because they can, and the various types of humans mean they do. Tech in some cases just enhances that ability. Advanced tech could advance the ability even further. No; I think that the cure is a human cure.

Gadget makes bombs, mines go off 'on average' 20m away

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Lewis icon

Yeah, and he can prob use the same icon as our dear moderatrix too, but I see he prefers something more familiar :)

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Missed out...

Using high-power radio waves to trigger the things is OK, but there are reasons for EMC directives. They said that they blew-up explosives at an average of 20M, but forgot to say that they also...

...blew up computers, TVs, radios, phones, etc. at an average distance of 200M

(When EMC testing a car once, we set alight the wire-wound resistor that allows the windscreen wipers to go at "normal speed" as well as "typhoon speed".)

Boffin breakthrough doubles Wi-Fi speed

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Boffin breakthrough doubles Wi-Fi speed

It's an EMP generator that switches off all the other WiFi networks within range.

In some tests, speed increased by more than 1 000 000 %

Airport face-scanning robots switched off

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Evaluation

"I recommend that the UK Border Agency gives priority to evaluating the actual benefits intended by such technology."

They already did an evaluation, it's just that there are absolutely no benefits (that can be written down)* so the file was blank. It just looked like there hadn't been an evaluation.

I can't decide on which icon to use. They all look the same :)

*The actual benefits can't be written down for fear of getting in trouble. (Project visits to a villa in Portugal, business meetings in posh restaurants / theatres paid for by the supplier, etc...)

MS fesses on silent security fixes

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Why tell us?

How about this example:

"Should I install this patch or not?. Especially given that there is always a risk of it breaking something, and to be sure I have to do a lot of testing first!

Oh it says here it just updates the fonts you can use in Outlook Express, and we don't even have that installed, so we won't install that patch..."

Storm brews over Chinese synchronised goldfish

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It was a video, it must be true

In other news:

There is a big ring in Cheyenne mountain that you can walk through to go to other planets.

When children sit on old-fashioned brooms, they can fly...