* Posts by BristolBachelor

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Apple breaks location-storing silence

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Tell me please...

...how much does it cost to follow 1000 people 24 hours a day. On the other hand, how much does it cost to write a naff but possibly catchy game, and give it away free to 1000 iPhone users?

As far as stealing your phone; you'd notice that, but what has been reported is that there is a file on your phone, and they don't have to steal your phone to read it.

Also the fact that they can decide to "follow" your movements AFTER you have made them. How much does it cost to follow someone afterwards (what's the going rate for a time machine these days?)

Save the planet: Stop the Greens

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Peaky power generation

I thought that one of the problems with power generation was that the cleaner 'normal' type power generation needed to be turned on slowly, and then run continuously and then turned off slowly.

If you need 'nromal' type power generation that you can turn-on at a flick of a switch (like when there's no wind), it tends to be dirtier, outputing more CO2 for the same energy. If we have to switch all our 'normal' generation to this technology to allow for wind / no-wind, does our total CO2 output go down or up? EVen if it still goes down, does it go down by as much as we are told is saved by wind?

If our total CO2 goes up because of these windmills, can I say that they don't work (as in they don't reduce CO2, which is what we're told they do)?

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Global warming

I have a question about global warming. I do accept that it is happeneing, and I agree that it could really affect us. My question comes from the fact that we know that the Earth used to be frozen from pole to pole. This ice obviously melted and the Earth obviously warmed for this to happen.

What I want to know is who the hell did that? I'm sure that it was before Henry Ford's time, and I don't think that they had data-centres or incandescent light-bulbs then. It seems strange that the whole Earth has been warming continuously for thousands of years before we even existed, and is still doing it, but we are taking all the credit. In the past the Earth was also much warmer than now, and at another time had much more CO2 (although strangly cooler!). How arrogant are we to say that we did it?

Windows phones send user location to Microsoft

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Roaming?

Given that I was charged 1.50€ a time when I used GPS when roaming (A-GPS uses the data connection), does this mean a 1.50€ charge each time a Windows Mobile 7 user moves and the phone transmits the new location to MS?

Computer glitch opens un-staffed supermarket to happy Kiwis

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Who turns off CCTV?

How about the same sort of person who gets their shop to automatically open the doors and turn on the lights rather than get a human to do it?

Man arrested wearing hair scrunchie on short and curlies

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two actions?

I can only see one 'justifiable' action...

Being in range of the tazer :)

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IT angle

BOfH has finally snapped...

Top-secret US lab infiltrated by spear phishers – again

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Netscrape, RIP

In one of my previous companies, we used Netscape (it was before MS killed them!). They had a special version of Netscape with certain things switched off (like Javascript!). The firewall for the entire network ignored all browsers, except the special locked-down version of Netscape (It was recognised that IE was bad, even then:)

UN promises self-driving intelligent cars

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Already here

Just go to Hell-throw airport and look at the nice system that takes people to the parking for terminal 5. Very convenient automatic taxis.

Any why own your own and have it drive all across town to pick you up, when you could just get in the nearest one and get it to drive you home (Oh OK, because your own personal one wouldn't smell of vomit, but apart from that...)

Apple sues Samsung over Galaxy look-and-feel

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recompile Planet Earth

What's that you say? Planet Earth is not square, but has rounded bits? Don't tell Jobs, god only knows what he'd do!

Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

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@Sarah

You are being too narrow minded. Those who embrace god never need to fix their computer because it never goes wrong!

Or alternatively, they just need to pick it up and shake it upside-down to re-boot and then twiddle the two grey knobs again until they get the picture that they had before. (with acknowledgement to Dilbert)

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Drugs permitted in Vatican?

I'm curious. Does this mean that mind-bending substances are allowed in the Vatican? (or do they just turn a blind eye to those rules, as they do to so many others?)

WTF is... 4K x 2K?

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405 lines is enough for anyone...

See above

Belgian ISP does not have to filter out copyright-infringing traffic

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Audible Magic

Regardless of whether it is legal or not...

How exactly does Audible Magic work? Is the clue in the name? It manages to recognise from a collection of '1's and '0's that a number of blocks contain the digital impression of their copyrighted works (perhaps sounds encoded as MP3, Ogg, Flac, Wav, etc., or a video encoded as MPEG2, MPEG4, FLV, MOV, etc.).

Then it manages to work out if that is being transferred legally or not; it is in transit after being bought by a user for their iPod, or are they streaming Radio Belgium on their PC? Perhaps they are viewing a trailer for a film on a cinema times website?

Otherwise, the best they can do is look for packets that look a certain way, and all that will happen is that the packet will be changed to look different. Eventually the packets will be changed to look like https, and then there will be no way to differentiate them from anything else on the internet.

Nokia E7 Qwerty slider smartphone

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Symbian and alarms

Yeah, Simbian is great with alarms. The only way I can stop them going off on my old communicator (E90) is to take out the battery. Silence mode, power off, nothing else stops the thing beeping constantly for meetings (normally in 18 hours time!) alarms and the like.

So yeah, this phone will be great when you go into meetings and cinemas. The only way to silence it will be with a pick-axe!

I won't even compare the built-in apps in Symbian compared to the older communicators...

Can Bing ride IE and WinPho to Google triumph?

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I've given up telling them

If it works for them (and it's a lot less work just ignoring it than explaining how it really works)...

US lawyer's email not creative enough for copyright protection

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Common sense ruling...

...now punish him for bringing the law and lawyers in general into disrepute.

Hey, if we hanged all the lawyers that did that, the world would be a far better place for everybody (including all reasonable lawyers).

Gov won't force publishers to hand paywalled content to libraries

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What ?

So if I print a book, which people have to pay for, then I have to give a free copy to the British library (costing me money).

But if I publish it online and people have to pay for it, I don't have to give a copy to the British Library, even though it would cost very little to do so?

Does this mean that when all books are digital only that you have to pay for, there will be no more Birtish Library?

Adobe warns of attacks exploiting critical Flash flaw

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Idiots ?

I'm not sure I'd call them idiots; they managed to pwn RSA after all :)

Brain boffins in cortex mapping breakthrough

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Max... Max Headroom

Ok I'm going.....

Sony buries hatchet with GeoHot in PS3 modding case

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Car manufacturers in EU

The car manufacturers also tried to get an EU ruling that the use of any parts or spares not manufactured by or supplied by the manufacturer was illegal. They claimed that the car would be unsafe if you used brake pads bought somewhere else, or body panels that were "pattern parts" instead of Ford, etc.

What happened instead was the EU saw sense, and just said that things had to meet certain safety requirements and testing, but did NOT have to be from the original manufacturer. Another example of how the EU politicians are not (yet) in the pockets of big business.

Binary dinosaur drive found alive and breathing fire

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Anyone remember

"Lewd mode" Wasn't that in Zork ?

Feds defend Twitter dragnet on WikiLeaks supporters

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Indeed

"There is no greater crime than to risk the lives of informants who live under a medieval theocratic regime"

And that is porbably why these Twitters are asking for their details to be kept from a medieval theocratic neocon regime.

As for the release of information that has allowed the voters to see what has been done in their names, with their money and putting them at risk of revenge attacks; I think that is a very good idea. If you honestly think that the release of this information has put anyone at more risk that the risk they are in just for living in their own country which has been invaded, you need to think again.

e-Borders snares 2,800 possible crims, 5 tons of baccy

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ravenviz

Please tell me your name, address, bank details, where you travel to, who you travel with, your medical conditions...

I mean why not? How am I different from any number of people who can access all the information collected on you?

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear, so tell me.

iPads mooted for Qantas flight manuals

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But paper more reliable

Consider the Apple edict that says that their devices fail if you use them where there is snow, and therefore the warrantee is invalid. Now think that often a plane sits on the tarmac at up to 40°C below, and the pilot may have to walk out to it.

Consider that you drop your flight manual on the floor. Do you prefer that maybe 1 or 2 pages gets dirty, or that suddenly you can't see anything at all?

Imagine that you are about to ditch in a river because all 4 engines went out on take-off because of bird ingestion. You press the button for the manual pages for emergency ditch, and it freezes for 30 seconds... you see your life flash in front of your eyes 10 times while waiting for the page

UK.gov opens Red Tape Challenge regulation-slash website

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Klaxons

"A couple of toots of the horn on each street they stop in does the job."

Yes, maybe it does, but it is illegal (or unlawful?), and hence they should not do it. Maybe there should be special regulation for them too?

Where I live, we get a van around everyday with a PA system on the roof, driving around constantly blabbing stuff out. Yesterday it was to tell you to bring out your knives for mobile sharpening; I think that today is "any old iron" scrap day...

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Ofcom

Ofcom will ask for a reduction in the red tape that means that they should police the airwaves, or make sure they are properly used, or act fairly, or...

SpaceX unveils new Falcon Heavy rocket - WORLD'S BIGGEST

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Saturn V

Yeah, but the Saturn V was built in Metric (cause it was done by a German guy).

Now the US don't want to use Metric*, so they can't do it :)

(*) It's possible that some measurements for orbit insertion around Mars may use metric, but don't tell anyone, so that they assume they are imperial :)

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Re: This article is about current rockets

Oh, so this is an article about the CURRENT and FLYING Falcon Heavy? I thought that the Falcon 9 still hadn't even flown, let alone the Falcon Heavy.

Oh look, I can be a pedant too.

Richard Branson to prowl oceans' hadal depths in flying sub

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"so much to discover"

...like giant squid with a penchant for carbon, titanium and epoxy :)

(However I completely agree about how his money is used to drive things forward)

It's the oldest working Seagate drive in the UK

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Bottlenecks

"but disk I/O has become a bottleneck at the platter surface level, and is set to remain that way."

So if this is the case, why do they keep increasing the bus speed? Surely if the bottleneck is the platter, then the bus is not full, and making it wider does nothing. This doesn't sound right.

SCO trading suspended in US

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Microsoft ?

They have loads of money and can afford to spend some in the minor hope that Linux suffers at least something. After all, FUD seems to be a good marketing campaign.

But then again, the SCO thing has been having death throes for so long maybe it doesn't even generate FUD anymore. The only uncertainty is when the rigamortis will set in.

Apple Digital AV Adapter

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Pandering fail

"It’s not often that a mere cable merits a review of its own" Indeed.

Actually come to think of it, my new HP laptop came with a power lead. Review please. It's very good, I'd give it more than 80%. It works with ALL applications, and never says "I'm not going to charge from this socket". Oh, and I didn't have to buy it separately!

(However my wife's new iPod does say that it cannot charge from this accessory when plugged into our HiFi iPod dock, or plugged into the laptop using the Apple supplied iPod lead - FAIL 10%)

Blighty's official Space Agency starts up on 1 April

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News ?

Hasn't the UKSA been around for a while already? OK, so in reality it's just the BNSC renamed, but that happened ages ago....

The recent change is that it's just been assimilated by BIS; which means it will probably fail before it's even really got started :(

For example they used to have a section where you could find and order their publications. Now all that happens is that you can get lost on the BIS site, and NOT order their publications

Seagate ships slim slab of storage

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Netback

It is a portable computer for use by the infantry. You wear it on your BACK, and is recognisable by the 20 foot long antenna that comes out of the top on one side for the NET.

It weighs about 40Kg, costs about £1M, has a battery life of a little over 15 mins, and is just about capable of showing a B&W video with a resolution of 80 x 60 pixels.

Ofcom finalises ambitious annual plan

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Ofcom's busy year

They plan to complete a whole man week's worth of work between them

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copyright infringement & outsourcing

What's the betting that they will do no work at all on copyright infringement, but just publish reports from people like RIAA, which as we know are balanced and wholely accurate (even if you add up all the infringement and realise that the total UK bandwidth is not capable of carrying that much data even if it were used for nothing else!)

Facebook Comments kill web freedom

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Facebook comments

Yeah. Used to read articles in the technical press as much for the comments from people that work in the same industry. Now very few of them post; some don't use Facebook (like me), or cannot access any Facebook sites from work (like me), or just got fed up with the inane comments (also like me).

So instead of state of the art discussions about the state of space technology and particle physics research, there are hundreds of posts about "coooowl photo" and "Why don't we put all the nuclear reactors on the moon so that they don't hurt anyone?"

Please Reg don't go that way too.

Season of TV shows blown out of cloud... for good

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Not failed ?

So the cloud was a service for the storage and processing of files. The buyer of said service put their files in the cloud. Then the files were not there. The buyer of said cloud service did not delete the files, nor did they forfeit them by not paying.

In what way didn't the cloud fail?

You can argue semantics about WHY the cloud failed (e.g. insufficient security, insufficient backups, etc.), but the fact is that the cloud failed. You can argue that the disks in the cloud didn't fail, you can argue that the servers didn't fail. But the total service, "the cloud" failed.

Supply ships used to push ISS clear of sat-smash debris

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Why Duplicate?

So if the US military system is so great, why was it that no-one stopped the Iridium satellite from crashing into a piece of space rubbish? Because that wasn't their job. Their job was to look for intercontinental balistic missiles with nuclear warheads flying towards America.

So therefore a system that is designed just to prevent this type of thing happening, and is not affraid to publish the data of everything up there so that people can work out and avoid possible collisions is a good idea.

Redundancy is another reason. Why does your car have 2 breaking circuits? What a waste! We should get rid of one of them for you. Similarly when you fly on a plane, we should remove all the redundancy there too; it's so wasteful having 2 things that might do the same job...

BBC-led RadioPlayer arrives at last

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Another new standard

Sigh, so BBC Radio is now available by another method, but I STILL CANNOT GET IT ON MY INTERNET RADIO Grrrr!!!!

Why is it I can get thousands of stations, but the only BBC one is the bloody world service?

And when you ask BBC Radio about internet radio, they just say "Download the new version of internet explorer..."

It's interesting to see that the new web based internet radio is also flash based, so no use on web tablets, TVs, phones, etc. either...

Human heart could power an iPod

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Milestone?

"This development represents a milestone toward producing portable electronics that can be powered by body movements without the use of batteries or electrical outlets"

So the watches that wind themselves, lighters that generate the ignition spark from the force of you pressing the button, remote controls powered by the movement of picking them up and wireless light-switches powered by the force of you pressing the button don't already exist? I'm not even counting wind-up radios or torches because you have to put concious effort into them, but they too are powered by body movements without batteries.

And they are just from movement. There are also the thermopile powered things (although I think only really prototypes so far) that for example allow a watch to be powered from your body heat being higher than the ambient temperature.

I'm not being a killjoy and saying that their thing is not good; just that it's not such a milestone.

Artificial leaf produces electricity through photosynthesis

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Gallons

It will only work in the USA.

Europe is definately out, they use Litres. Even the US uses proper gallons, but this has obviously been designed for US gallons...

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Not sure

Hydrogen is great, but as a fuel, it's very low density. Going to sugars or other simple hydrocarbons would be better, and more compatible with existing fuel-requiring devices (think boilers, cookers, engines...). I think that the leaf from UCL could be very good for generating real green fuel.

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Developing country

"In some of them, many houses don't even *have* electricity."

Yeah, that's why this will produce enough for them; they have no appliances :)

Honestly though, this is taking the piss even compared to Reg standard units!

Nokia lobs more patent claims at Apple

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Nokia Patents

"...Nokia claims they cover aspects of multi-tasking, synchronisation, positioning, call quality and Bluetooth management..."

If Nokia has worthwile patents on synchronisation, call quality and Bluetooth management, why are our Nokia phones so S**T at these?

Chilean clock-cooking could cause computer chaos

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World will not end

It didn't end when Microsoft said that there are only allowed to be 4 Sundays in October.

It didn't end when Apple said that the clocks should change (or not) at a different time (seems to happen every year).

It didn't happen in 2000 either.

Lester, bet you a cerveza that it doesn't happen now.

Praying for meltdown: The media and the nukes

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Stupid questions

"above tsunami level"

Please tell us what a tsunami level is (It is a Reg unit of measure?). The whole complex was built to withstand "tsunami level" waves, but unfortunately someone came along with a "bigger than tsunami level" wave! (Caused by a bigger Earthquake than anyone knew Japan could have; and they have lots of experience)

"waterproof buiuldings"

That's fine, but don't the generators need air to operate? Does that mean that there needs to be an air-intake? What height should that be? Perhaps "above tsunami level"? How about the air-intakes for the control systems and motors? Also "above tsunami level"?

I'll get me coat. It's the one with the copy of "Hindsight" in the pocket.

Handy radiation checker comes to iPhone

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Nuclear free

Presumably after doing that, they fitted a 20cm thick lead sheet under the town to protect it from all the nucleides in the Earth (the things that are keeping the middle warm).

Then they fitted one over the top to protect you all from the stuff coming from space, and finally fitted a wall all the way around so that they don't annoy any of the towns nearby with their stupid, useless pondering?

Europe rules against general passenger data slurp

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WTF!

<cough> <splutter> Have I been transported to a parallel dimension?

Thank you for seeing sense (at last).

This makes a change from the "we will protect you from terrorism by locking everyone away in their own solitary confinement, videoing everything you do 24 hours a day"