No Paper
I probably told this story before, it happened in the same era of Win95 although without any shouting or unnecessarily far-reaching embarrassment. The user phoned me and said that she cannot print. So, I happily pop over to her office - while Mademoiselle S. might not have been the sharpest tool in the box, she did have some convincing arguments for a young lad to pay a visit. Anyhow, first glance at the printer concluded: it is on. Secondly, I opened the paper tray and told her: it does print considerably better WITH paper. And then I simply enjoyed the moment.