Posts by 4irw4y

Err... Rise A Colour?

Maybe it would suit the painteriser we££?

Ok, ok, leaving.

Hi, Still Got Fish?

Accounts of some several Arabistan holders not mentionedere may be "frozen" during some, say ten days somewhere in SWZ & LXB under the organised pressure of some several Muslim, Christian and Jewish families. Some stocks may fall simultaneously. KimCo is nearly about to get some of the same warning from he US non-officials to prevent doubled expenditures on international flights, hotels, security and another sh*t which nobody don't really much needere.*

*Plain Text, no discs, no reflector.

"Syndicate" - what a coincidence, as usual, generally; does one can see the two digits of the number of the syndicate, at last?

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More. Good. W0rds!

"veggie-nazis" -

Mark_T, I am only at the beginning of my studying a foreign language, it's presently English, if you can see or hear. If anybody wakes me up and asks who is your favourite English novellist, I'll answer that IT's amanfromMars; also I wonder if any programming lingo would, scientifically proven, be a daughter branch of English language, but the question is mostly about the who originated this stunning expression "veggie-nazi", if you please?

Some people are quite sensible to spontaneous pronouncing some letter-rubics like "nazi" in any latitude, so am I; finding these words worthy to be spread in another language, I'm writing this msg (-:

It's really mazing me how many Reggers managed / were lucky/un~ to see the visual "input" for the headlining "Che Guevara's granddaughter poses for PETA" (-; {Hmmm, I did}

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Reg Joint Forces In Progress

@ Michael Fremlins -

"felines output" is still at the pole position, and - that's the event of the week - www.khoomei.com/groups.htm , "Siberia" rises to the 3rd place in search.

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Browser Is A Job Title

At least, there's still a lot of folk who think so (-;

- Hi, I need Whatman.

- Gone to Tel Aviv yesterday.

- You don't understand, me Designer!

- I can see well that you're not Ivanov.

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Can't Get A Man - Can't Get A Job

Wasn't there a CCTV up on the ceiling of the passage?

IT's A Long Story...

> @ prev Colin Millar:

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...and IT's AINice Spring in 2009 (-:

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/historical_archives_secret

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IQ 45, VSOP, No Title Today

David @ "officials now stop" -

may it seem to be said in a kind of a North-American pronunciation (-:

It's really an inacceptable behaviour for the Intelligence blue collars to leave unencrypted data to journalists in some cases.

But... take a walk. The horse is dead. And that's the spin.

amamfromMars, how very not HyperRadioProActive IT is - "to Communise and Capitalise", and, right you are, this is shit. Kind of motto out...

"Benefit amongst True Friends and Lovers for a "... - I'll probably need assistance in decyphering (-: attempts fail. Also that the singularity is really a wide-spread event in this dimension, as I see on the Reg. Presently, the situation reminds the one of those about a black cat in a black room, doesn't it?

Such is the thing about UK.gov cautious on EU cyberwar effort, that's some article, thanks.

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Press Standby And LED Eye Turns Red

An option. Planning to go Montana?

I bet you pressed "Permit", amfM

@ amanfromMars Wed 8 Apr 0509: "Anyone else have something similar " -

Yes, only when I have to make a temporary installation of something Chinese (-: and it's a rush'n'eyesed Windows full of inviting breaches in security. The question about SunVB, will, probably, cost the same $ 1 bn. Not very much money for a Co, but more of a controversy on a point of principle.

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Sometimes They Feel So Lonely

From the included manual:

"Some extra free services of ID-card allow %username%:

- use the passive detection of your ID-card when you're on the move, for the fastest ever courrier delivery of snail mail & telegrams;

- enjoy escorted Alpha- and Theta-tuning of %username% ("I'll get lucky", "I can make it", "theregister.co.uk is a lesbian magazine", etc). All you need is to send an SMS to SN "666" and submit the preferrable string, so you won't feel lonely any more, anywhere".

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Are G20' techs the First Clients?

Hey what's the agenda for the Fools Day in your city?

Calling Number Six... Over...

I'm not a number, I'm a free man... Over...

Buddy, you've missed the body.

What Are Numbers Above The Speed Of Light ?

@ Chris, Fri 27 Mar 1702 - "Prime numbers, pi, the speed of light in a vacuum, Plank's constant, Schwartzchild radius, etc. are all the same everywhere" -

A greatest pity that only neurons know IT.

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Somebody Call My Helmet

I've just received a call from FSB London. As reported, IT's April 1st coming soon, and IT's limbering-up exercises going in ElREg.

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Cure From Police CCTV

Britannia, your future freedom depends of how carefully you will follow the next advise.

If there is anyone here who is able to gather a flash-mob... savvy?

1) yes, a hundred of people starring at cameras simultaneously at, for example, 13 hrs/1pm on a daily basis, during the whole week, they may speak up anything, let the bobbies read your lips;

2) a dozen of coloured people, gathered together, taking lots of shots (photo) at the same time.

The effect increases manyfold if a hundred coloured people will be simultaneously taking shots (photo) of CCTV cameras on a daily basis, and let the bobbies read their lips.

These simple actions will make them sorry they had chosen to work in police.

If nothing works (there are some clever bobbies in UK), there is a good Russian proverb for such case: "If the door to heart is locked, one can knock at liver".

@ Marky W, Tue 24 Mar 1250 - "I'd emigrate, but I don't know where to go":

An old Jew enters the immigration office and says, "Wanna move, young lady". - "Where to" - she asks. - "Still neither I do know". She gave him a globe and told him to find the country. The old man turned it eastwards-westwards and asks, "Do you have another globe"?

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Higher Kicks Availiable, Zoo Reports

"Imagine IT's a bell" -

Clearing: "a doorbell".

Sence of humour...

... is excellent. Generally, we have pos. ##2 and 3 matching. High percentage of lesbians at pos. #1 may show that the dominant percentage of the voted readers are men and they feel fine.

With the results like these, the investors and advertisers may be sure to plan long-term contracts with El Reg.

Welcome 2 Hell Jerzy!

See your team @ El Reg also.

So mighty, rich and full of promices those worldwide defence agencies are! Why won't them drop their own rope, build their own datacentres and get the pleasure to arrange their so-called national security inside their own net... and see how many civvies join it? Methinks that the civil web might get into the doggy-style position.

Rich Shooters Are Invited

A number of Teams Special of Peaceful Intelligence, acting worldwide simultaneously and doubtlessly, will really be just next to nothing, amanfromMars, though, this msg is supposed to be just another move to let the stupid men from the block enjoy the beauty of the spoken language once more.

Some photos from North-Eastern Massacre, Moscow, might have been made one possibly sure that there are national forces to run the operation. But there are not only banks, ammos and baby food producers, interests of state/mafia circles, there is a branch of Homos, sometimes aka Sapiens ["I'm all yours, just don't take my smth. away from me" - one surely must have nothing valuable at all to find the ability to keep the tail a pistol]. The personal decreasing of level of sadness is all what some folks [not represented here] can ask GOD about. What a pity they never had a chance to get to know themselves better.

And, by now, any field operation of any [Peace - I stress it] Intelligence would only pull a dead cow just an extra mile South... Of course, El Reg will surely know about the better moves if th у specials will capture an excavator to bury the body and face North. But the cow's corpse is yet kicked to and fro through all Europe. US are off the count, cows cannot overpass such distances C-w4ys.

The question is put this way now, wherever one likes it or not, and there must be a way out, and it's possibly resting on the surface. I never ask pessimists to discuss matters of intelligence, though amfM knows well how dumb someone may be (-;

The latest bullet was made from silver - hell, maybe there was any golden shot? Need 2 Feed my neighbour's family... they're 2 young 2 die 2day, 2morrow 2.

Google Maps: Order Clouds Above Your Base, Just One Day-Off In A Leap Year

Hello Sergei, have some fun -

In my city, there was a call from Microsoft heard to sell the violators of copyright law for 10 percent of the fine. The resident company which signed the contract with R3dm0n7 is "cynically" called "cops on salary" in 1337 local printed newspapers, e.g. the producers of nearly 60%-trusted media flow. I suppose them to be rather the encouraging messages for optimists than a boo-thing.

Vista is really just of a pint of beer cost, as well as good old XP. For any good people you know for years. With a kind advice from the owner of the cracked installation CD to check the OS for security breaches by yourself. The researching community successfully does the things that please their english-speaking grandfathers with BackTrack 3. Thus, IMO, the privacy MP is talking about is probably a greatest secret even for MP itself.

Changes which are promised in the barracks are taking place. Eye witness. 2 days ago in the early morning eye found a P IV unit + 19' monitor on the street, standing next to each other, thought them surely aren't working, but could carry some viable hardwarez aboard... They both looked so lost standing near the garbage collector... After a brief examination on the subject of if there is a bomb inside it, I plugged'em in at home and found that they work fine.

The thing that strucked me even stronger was that there was no dust inside. Now *'m expecting the e-mail*bout an astrological explaination of events.... There are things that even Spaghetti Divinori do not know... but when I bounce up with an event of this kind, I realise that the nearest core of Rubik's matrix is somehow misunderappreciated by me. Thanks for correcting my views, The Morning Sun, the Cup is yours.

@ prec amanfromMars

"are a Quite Pathetic Shower in Dire Need of Better Intelligence Feeds for the System has been Rumbled and is being Tumbled/Shaken Down and Destroyed with their Needs" -

An Hour Ago News: yes, there is no more System presently.

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De-Matrix IT... SUPP OUR TRPS

"said there should be an open eco-system of cloud providers rather than private and incompatible clouds" -

for clouds sake, Paul, never more call the soul cage that you pictured an eco system (-:

When a user gets free fiber internet for giving away temporally free resources, he/she will hardly ever give the rope back as it's plugged in to his/etc virtual egos/ecos. Well, if one needs war, he'll get IT (-:

Paris because Paul, she is already thinking how to carry one's light away...

Separate Ward For New Skype Users?

Some relative news for last 3 days, like "Italian Mafia Successfully Uses Skype" or "Agency Pays Mlns For Skype Cracks"... so foolish not to use this grreat opportunity to make calls securely if, as reported, it's passed a field test for penetration -- performed by such successive enterprises!

Some accidental rise in downloads of this sophisticated thing follows. Must be schoolchildren or criminal boneheads warming up engines.

More funds and supercomputers... because she forgot the key.

Reset Button Pressed In Space

@ amanfromMars >

"Nature's Naked Attractions" -

they're colding out packed in fur now, noses in snow, not too pregnant yet.

I heard some radio, NASA math crew is likely not to approve the calculations of the killed Iridium sputnik's orbit done by an outsourced computational resource.

Strange coincidence is also taking place, isn't the lost Iridium sputnik was one of those lifted by Russian spacetrucks? Truly a complex lifetime collaboration (-:

There must be a cheque left... need a supercomputer... oh, an alien coat... lemmesee if there is any...

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Muppets Puppets Mirror Cards - Someone's Playing Through The Glass

amanfromMars 3 Feb 0911>

"Manipulated Muppets" --> Manipulating?

For dDefinitely IT's AIMirror which gives One a QUITe clear uberstanding that IT is rather AIGuiding Hand Putting HAIR in New Order in the reflection than really a Muppet in IT.... if one is sure to be not (-: A hi from the Zenator for Alice and the Bishop, Too..... let AILone the Mushroom (-;

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Homo Homini Lupus Est? Thanks, The Cage Is Yours Only

I'd remind of an informal movement in Russia somewhere between 1988 and 1998, it was called "Don't Pay Taxies". The father-founders of this movement are to be "caught and persecuted" [W]. So, to "play by the rules offered by Harvard Project", those spooky men and women created a rapidly grown businesses. Fast money were used to balance the operating personalities at the Russian side of the field. Same ways of producing and increasing das Kapital as on the West, but a hundred more times faster. After a secluded surgeonary help to them from a few qualified specialists, West now just faces what it thinks it had created. Well, there were days I really thought Russians really surrendered West. I was too young to know... and ones there are too stupid to understand... or just scared to say this on public where their money invested in Russian "democracy/republic" are now and whom they are working for (-;

So for ten tears the Russian officials had to run 15 to 50 % of planned tax collection from business, add low oil cost. These were the years of setting up an informal economy, probably the one that was mentioned by "agitated" amanfromMars @ 29 Jan 17:39.

People of the state helped their families by themselves mutually (can you imagine a family which salary is not paid for six months, bringing a child and paying for the tube and electricity?), Almost any other "highly developed"country of a western way would cope up with the problem considering a scale of such a large and geographically wide-spread community; good people say it was WWII that made them behave themselves like relatives, not volves. United, they stand.

It turned so that most of the largest businesses in Russia were made by crooks and their people's traitors of the same scale in a post-Soviet era. So nobody really gives a sht how they feel now.

I think it will take a year or two for most economies to return to the previous point. And there are just another heavy three years for Russia to get same well, continuing to grow up the number of births. It'sa well-balanced country and I'm pretty sure that community - not communist - Russians will again cope up with the problems.

Of course, with a good return, some new hardware would be useful... I say - new, Mr Dell.