* Posts by Matt

6 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Dec 2008

UK.gov international net clean-up plan gathers dust

Matt

@AC, 'think of the children'

AC: "We're talking about 300,000 odd children"

My, that is a lot of odd children. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Now, let's see ... http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/andy_burnham/leigh ...

> Voted strongly for introducing ID cards

> Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws

> Voted very strongly for the Iraq war</li>

> Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war

Salary: £141,866

Total expenses claimed, 2007-2008: £127,804

Other info: Made a single expenses claim for more than £16,500 to help buy and renovate a new flat. Claimed his wife might divorce him if it was not paid promptly.

Yes, as expected, the bloke is a prize tit.

El Reg suffers identity crisis

Matt

erm...

Techloid ?

BT reprograms biz customers as hotspots

Matt
Black Helicopters

And the lucky IP address is...

Oh yes, I can just see it now...

Small business leaves exciting new 'bandwidth sharing' option on, drive-by terrorist/paedophile/other threat to security logs in and uses said bandwidth for all manor of unspeakable purposes, small business subsequently raided by police, computer equipment seized, small business goes bust due to inability to function.

Even when proved that said unspeakable internet activity was nothing to do with small business, it will be too late.

A wonderful idea.

Jacqui Smith cracks down on gangs via computers, closets

Matt
Stop

@wacqui jacqui

ODFO

Pret customers get free Wi-Fi

Matt

@ Jason Chapman

No, you have it wrong.

After 'eating' mcdonalds, the immediate effect is nausea. This normally lasts for about 5 to 10 minutes, after which the hunger becomes apparent.

BT offers £15,000 to catch London exchange burglary gang

Matt

responsibility

"... the persons responsible for this irresponsible crime ..." ???

Oh wait, this is the Plod speaking.