* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

Amazon's cloudy vid-tablet breaks cover: Not an iClone

Eddy Ito
Trollface

I'd be happy to trade

But you have to take all of NASCAR and in return keep it and don't let it back here.

Apple's ex-cop and the case of the lost iPhone 5

Eddy Ito

Re: Or alternatively...

"Moreover, teens -- who usually go for 'most fashionable' things -- don't have iPhones..."

You mean the teens without well off and overly generous parents don't have iPhones. A quick check with @&T shows that the most expensive BB (Torch 9810) is the same price ($49) as the cheapest iPhone (3GS). Sure, refurbs are cheaper but even then the iPhone 4 is two to four times the cost of the 9810. Sometimes wallets actually trump fashion and that the texts are free it kinda proves the point, especially on PaYG, no?

Eddy Ito
Coat

Must be

Rodney's little boy, all growed up and still can't get any respect.

Eddy Ito

Always an out

They could have easily said they were "with the SFPD" implying they were officers but in court they can easily say they meant that the SFPD came with them and were outside enjoying a donut. Why wait in the car? That way they can't run afoul of the Constitution since it was an unlawful search and all. What Apple might not realize that the Fourth Amendment is not limited in the same manner as the First Amendment is and therefore even Apple would need a warrant to conduct a search. That said, it will, as always, come down to a "he said, she said" situation. My advice is to always keep a video camera handy and use the words that will undoubtedly be used on you; "it shouldn't be a problem if you've got nothing to hide, right?"

Google does a mean spring clean

Eddy Ito

No Google Pack?

And still they don't put a simple link to the alternate all users Chrome installer on the download page. No, I don't think many people will click the business link to get the msi. I think most people will load it up on each account on the family pc.

Then again, I suppose the days of the family pc are over as it seems everyone has a set of computing devices from pods and tabs to mobes and lappys. Ah, the good old days when it was one family pc with only one account, "Ma! What happened to my homework? There's only porn and drink recipes on here!"

Microsoft delivers 'copy Apple' Windows 8 message

Eddy Ito

Just to be sure

Is everyone copying Apple or is everyone saying that everyone is copying Apple even when it's pretty clear that they aren't? I was expecting to read something about a ribbon dock slapped on the desktop and was looking forward to a barrage of pithy "it's called a taskbar" comments.

I'm beginning to think that the phrase "copying Apple" is the new "H3N1 ammonia flu pandemic" type of buzzword to get folks to have a look-see. Hey it worked, here I am... again.

Judge kneecaps Oracle's $1.3bn triumph over SAP

Eddy Ito

Easy

SAP picked a number that they were willing to pay and the judge picked one that he thought it was worth.

Openwave sues: Asks for halt on iPad, iPhone, BlackBerry

Eddy Ito

Bah!

To quote Abe Simpson, "My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it." I recall the use of a stilus for data entry on ancient wax tablets used by the Romans and Greeks of antiquity. I'd date to guess said wax tablets were also rectangular with a display surface that nearly covered one side. Of course we can only guess what the penalty for violating a patent in ancient Rome may have been but I'd wager it was somewhat more sporting and the inventions were less trivial.

Samsung outs MacBook Pro lookalike laptop

Eddy Ito

To be honest Tony

It looks more like the Toshiba Satellite P775 you reviewed several weeks back than it does any Apple product. I'm beginning to wonder if some folks don't see the word Samsung on something and automatically compare it to the nearest Apple. We know the Apple lawyers do but it doesn't make it so.

Wikileaks shock: US watches tech news as well

Eddy Ito

shock and isn't that cute

The little babies are learning. Today's lesson, squeeze jelly tightly and watch as more slips through your fingers. We can only hope they get past the terrible twos.

Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO

Eddy Ito

Whatever is next Steve

I hope you're still that same 100% bulldog you've always been. I gotta say, I disagree, a lot, with the way Apple goes about things but you've always made me money. I'm not sure I'm better off than I would be without all the lawsuits but I am sure it could be worse. Thanks Steve, be well.

Now Tim, we expect more of the same but lighten up a bit. Well, at least until I pass the patent bar.

VW Scirocco BlueMotion Technology TDI 140

Eddy Ito
Unhappy

Pity party in the US

It's highly likely that this is just one more wonderful TDI that we won't get. We haven't even seen a scirocco in years.

Argentina: home of Bavarian lager

Eddy Ito
Pint

Thank the yeasty goodness

Keep on the hunt boys! Sample as much as you can and don't forget to compare and contrast the differences between S. pastorianus and S. cerevisiae. There are subtle differences that can only be distinguished by extensive field research. Now then, hoist those glasses and get back to work.

HP: webOS will still run PCs and printers

Eddy Ito

I can't wait

Angry Birds on a printer! Somehow I think it's going to be a slow game.

Eddy Ito

Minor wrinkle

The boys over at Acacia Research claim to own the patents on Palm software and are under the impression that HP would have to go through them to license WebOS. At least according to the WSJ "Mr. Ryan said his company's reading of contracts associated with the original split of PalmSource from Palm would suggest that H-P would need a license from Acacia to pursue those options."

Oh joy, the fun software patents bring... "as we dance to the masochism tango." Regards to Tom Lehrer.

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

Eddy Ito

B seems perfect

We are talking about last words and being dead after all

"main( ) {

extrn a, b, c;

putchar(a); putchar(b); putchar(c); putchar('!*n');

}

a 'hell';

b 'o, w';

c 'orld';

Apple rumor mill predicts 'all new Mac'

Eddy Ito

"Apple is planning to release an entirely new Mac"

Wait, let me guess, the tagline will be "We've changed everything* and beyond!" or equivalent. I'm starting to understand why their address is 1 infinite loop. Whatever, it seems to be working quite well for them.

*The definition of everything shall not include the marketing tagline because marketing is everything else. That is to say that marketing is mostly hyperbole and therefore doesn't get included in the list of everything which was changed because it is the one thing they can't change.

HP chief bows to Jobsian cult

Eddy Ito

@AC

I can't say what would have worked but they could have tried. Here's a hint, when I drive to work in the morning there are 2-3 iPhone ads in the 35 minute ride and there is another 1 or 2 in the 45 minutes on the way back, every day. Guess how many HP or Palm ads? I haven't heard one yet and the same goes for TV, granted I'm in a fairly small market, it's called Los Angeles. I won't go into the hardware or syncing problems or small screens but yeah touchstone was nice, pity only 37 people knew about it.

Seriously, their entire youtube channel has about 1 million views and they could have gotten double that audience in the middle of a single 2 & 1/2 men episode. But... they didn't try.

Eddy Ito

Sad and pathetic

I used to think Apple had crappy marketing ideas but they are all-stars compared to HP or Palm before them. It's pretty sad when the CEO is too clueless to figure out that failure is due to an inability to execute. The PC side would be pretty tough to differentiate but having BestBuy throw the tablet in a weekend ad flyer and dusting yourself off is the epitome of lax. Having a web site isn't enough, you can't just sit back and wait for the money to roll in even if you're on youtube.

Apotheker prescribes transformation elixir for HP

Eddy Ito
Holmes

Do you think?

"there might be some strategic way to license webOS and extract value from it.

Perhaps by selling it as a patent portfolio."

Just days after Google buys Moto Mob... This was clearly a "Hey Sailor..." shout out to Google. Well, to Google and everyone else. Hey someone has to pay the bills.

Canonical ARMs Ubuntu for microserver wars

Eddy Ito

Perfect

Finally a server farm to compile natively on. Now if we can standardize the boot up we'll be going in the right direction. UEFI anyone?

HP confirms faster, paler TouchPad tablet

Eddy Ito

gone in 3 seconds

Pity it's D.O.A. WebOS had such great promise

HP murders webOS tablets, phones

Eddy Ito

Oh please lord

Let the hive at HP do the right thing and let Autonomy drive. We're talking about a company that has been on cruise control for far too long. Groping around for a savior to hit one more home run and pulling them after two strikes and three balls. They are about as directionless as a company can be, it boggles the mind how they stayed alive for so long since their printers became doorstops.

Let's do a test. Would everyone who has seen or heard an advertisement for a WebOS device please raise your hand? Ok, put your hand down if it wasn't on TV or radio. Good! Now both of you can put your hands down. Now let's do the same thing for Apple devices, hands if you've seen an ad. Ok and hands down if it wasn't on TV or radio... wait, isn't anyone going to put their hand down?

Well, that confirms it. HP's marketing department is slightly worse than Palm's was and both were too focused on being an iPhone instead of making WebOS the best it could be. Seriously, how many man hours were wasted trying to sync with iTunes in the early days. I just hope all those HP are sure to let go find work quickly.

Nintendo aims to fill stockings with Wii slim

Eddy Ito

Just missed

I often thought it just missed the size mark. Just a tweak smaller and it could fit into a standard 5-1/4 drive bay. Couple it with an adapter that would allow it to interface with the PC and a portable housing for independent/mobile use and you would have a rather nice multipurpose unit. Oh well, now I just use dolphin so there isn't much point now.

iPHONE 5 SHOCK! US Apple store 4G kit-fit snapped

Eddy Ito

700 or 1700 MHz

Currently t-mob is using the 1700 MHz bit whereas the 700 MHz was only recently vacated by TV. Granted, @&T gobbled a fair amount in the 700 MHz auction so the t-mob buy shouldn't matter much if at all especially as t-mob, IIRC, didn't get much of anything in the 700 MHz round.

HTC hurls more patent spew on Apple

Eddy Ito

Re: Eddy the unwise said

"Why do you aim legal actions about trade dress to the make of an operating system?"

I think you are confused between Apple's suits against HTC as mentioned in _this_ article and those against Samsung. I hardly think throwing a patent titled "Double-sided touch-sensitive panel with shield and drive combined layer" qualifies as "trade dress". Perhaps you can find a mention of "trade dress" in this article or another on the same topic and point it out. Let's see, I find the complaints related to UI and a patent related to an API... nope, not trade dress. How about a complaint on hardware and a patent that refers to a touchscreen that HTC buys? Again, not trade dress. Do I need to mention that "underlying architecture" complaints probably don't amount to trade dress either?

Perhaps if you had read the post I was replying to you would notice similarly odd logic inasmuch as the OP suggested that HTC's patents should be aimed at Apple's suppliers but Apple's patents are more important and are rightly aimed at HTC and not their (mutual?) parts suppliers.

Oh, keep the pound as you can use it for cab fare while you try to keep up.

Eddy Ito

Re: Patents expired?

Design patents carry a term of 14 years. They can also be made invalid if the design isn't merely ornamental and has utility, such as putting a rounded corner on a tablet like computing device.

Eddy Ito

No kidding

It's worse than a bloody beer, the price of which is approximately 40% taxes here in the US. What would a smartphone cost without these leaches? I'd guess $88.37 unlocked and without a contract.

Eddy Ito
FAIL

So what you're saying

Is that Apple's patents should be aimed at the GOOG and not all of the makers of tin boxes that run Android, no?

Australia Institute: we’re all mindless sheep

Eddy Ito

And...

"... the report concludes that the combination of user ignorance and search placements gives brands with spending power the chance to “dominate the Internet"

This would be different from... what exactly? Here's a clue, a colleague's grandmother drove 30+ miles to buy pizza because the ad said, "Best pizza in the world!" and... you can do the math.

AutoCAD LT arrives on the Mac

Eddy Ito
Meh

and double meh

LT is looking for a niche but it's doubtful it will see any serious uptake unless consumers feel a reason to pay money for the equivalent of a free product Dassault Systems gives their product, Draftsight, away for free and it's Win/ Mac/ Linux friendly. LT will likely find a home on the desk of an intelligent* manager who doesn't need full Acad and won't settle for a viewer.

*Of course this means the IT group was merely smart enough to load his machine with LT and say "Autocad is loaded and ready for you boss."

Wikipedia: It's not for girls

Eddy Ito
Mushroom

Wikistics?

So about 1 in 6 fiddlers is female. Perhaps the other females are actually using their knowledge for more profitable pursuits instead of partaking in a contest where the goal seems to be "my wiki fiddle is bigger than yours".

IBM PC daddy: 'The PC era is over'

Eddy Ito
Pint

Re: Sir

"... close down whatever email app I'm using on my fondleslab to play a game..."

Clearly your fondleslab runs DOS 2.x. Ah, the circle of life. The only difference is AT&T drops my 3.14159G connection just often enough to accurately simulate my old 14.4kbaud modem. (sniff) It's just like the good old days.

Eddy Ito

@PassingStrange

"Unless the game is, say, chess or bridge, when it suddenly becomes magically grown up and acceptable again..."

I often resort to playing bridge on a computer when I can't get four to play round the table. Anyone fancy a rubber or are you all duplicate snobs?

Hey dumbo, Facebook isn't sharing telephone numbers

Eddy Ito

Oh come now

This is Facebook and they never intended to share a thing. What they wanted to do was sell all the phone numbers on your phone to all those companies with the annoying ads so they can call you while your in the loo of a handy Charbuck's coffee shop. Clearly the FB programmers aren't quite as skilled as the Zucker thinks they are.

Google+ succumbs to Facebook game envy

Eddy Ito

Easy enough

"Google has launched a gaming platform atop its Google+ social networking service..."

So now Android runs on Google+?

Dunkin' Donuts waitress offers additional dunkin'

Eddy Ito
Devil

6 weeks is quick

Just consider the number of man hours they put in collecting evidence? Have you no compassion for the poor wives who had to put up with, "Sorry dear, don't hold dinner for me as I'm working late tonight on that darn donut case again. I've almost got it but I just need a little more evidence. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow if I can put this case to bed tonight... again."

Apple sued over Mac OS X 'quick boot'

Eddy Ito

Really?

I expect Apple to buy the company and go after everyone else. Oh, you said "hope", sorry missed that bit but I hope you don't hold your breath.

Can you handle LOHAN's substantial globes?

Eddy Ito

Curved launch rail

Once you have all the weights down it should be fairly easy to calculate the shape of a curved launch rail that would carry LOHAN aloft in a horizontal position and utilize the centripetal force generated by rocket against the curved rail to swing the rail to a vertical, or nearly so, angle of launch. The rail itself should be fairly simple. The problem will be calculating what is the optimal angle to built into the rail and what the radius of curvature should be. It would also be a good idea to calculate how big the errors can be and still get a good launch.

DIY aerial drone monitors Wi-Fi, GSM networks

Eddy Ito

Wasps and hornets and bees, oh my!

Just a few questions. With 4G on board wouldn't it be quicker to rent some time on Amazon's servers to crack the WPA encyption? Let's face it, 5 hours is a long time to stay aloft trying to pick a lock. Do they have an estimate on how long it will be before there is a tool to pwn a WASP? Finally, other than following a Google spycar and messing with it from above, I can't think of a single thing I could be bothered to do with one but I still want one... is that wrong?

Kinect space saver on its way

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Specifications be damned

Undoubtedly the folks at MS thought about using a variable lens in the Kinect to accommodate a much greater range of playing distances. I'm sure it came down to the fixed lenses having a greater profit margin... err, I mean would be more affordable. With that in mind they simply picked what seemed to be a reasonable range and wrote it into the design spec. That said, dropping a set of specs over the top does seem an elegantly simple solution.

D'oh slap because I'm sure there are a lot of them being heard in Redmond about now.

Martian water slides caught on camera (maybe)

Eddy Ito

Come now

Isn't it a bit too obvious? We could fix this problem easily if we only had a way to send enough hemorrhoid creme. At least we now know that politicians do exist on Mars.

Apple eyes phallic iPhone, iPod charger

Eddy Ito

Yes, I see it

Marked 110 in the cartoon is the other electrical contact on the bit that goes in your ear.

Of course this means we should be expecting an Apple patent application titled "Correcting consumer behavior via direct electric stimulus to the auditory canal". I wonder if it will come with the Electric Boogie preloaded on the iPod... it's electric!

Google waggles free* Android phones at Americans

Eddy Ito
WTF?

Nice! Sort of...

Oddly the only flavor not backordered is the @&T kind. I also noticed the Sprint device normally runs $170 more than the other two. What's that all about?

RFID drives the self-service pub

Eddy Ito
Pint

@Ragarath

"As usual things are a little messed up with our colonial relatives."

Yes but those of us on this side of the pond don't much care to muck about in changing units quite as often as our Imperial measure brethren. Besides everything was fine until some bean counter in London decided to change the units in 1824, 1963 and 1985. Hopefully you folks won't be needing to make like Apple and change everything, again.

Now if I could only convince the people over here that liters aren't the tool of the devil and make mine a proper fifth.

Truck nuts swing onto US freedom of speech agenda

Eddy Ito

Go for it Granny!

You tell that Po-lice chief cum Nutzi nanny wut fer! I'm guessing the prig has been blue ballin' for some time now and that his missus found a battery operated replacement for his "night stick".

Seriously Chief, if you want to start talking about things that are obscene, let's start with your attitude.

Obama drops Twitter bombs on debt-ceiling foes

Eddy Ito

Re: Typical american - does not know his own nation history

"... (even if we ignore the rather astronomical bill for the operation "Bankrupt the commies" AKA the first Afghanistan War)."

I assume you want to ignore it because it was mostly run by a Democrat by the name of Charlie Wilson so you can't pin those costs on Reagan?

"does not change the fundamental problem which all presidents in the last 20+ years have inherited from Reagan"

IIRC, Bill Clinton had a surplus going for a bit there. Should I mention that the average tax rate under Clinton was almost 2% lower than the average rate under Reagan or that for Obama it's about 6% below Reagan's?

That said, I take your point the giant ballooning of federal spending can mostly be attributed to Reagan but it isn't like any President since has even tried to pull back because now a spending cut means they are only going to spend 6% more than the rate of inflation instead of spending 8% more.

Eddy Ito
Pint

Happy Birthday

Voters asked for gridlock and got it, how nice. Want some cake?

Now if only there was a way to stop the Fed from doing something stupid like shooting the QE3 bullet. We've already run out of feet and smarter nations like Cambodia are pushing the dollar aside. The debt ceiling won't matter much when folks start saying things like, "Sure we can float you some cash but only if you pay us back in Yen".

Better grab some pretzels and a beer quick; the fun's about to start.

It's official: IE users are dumb as a bag of hammers

Eddy Ito
Coat

Is anyone else concerned?

So everyone on the interwebs in 2006 was, on average, better than average?

The median sized grey one, thanks.

World needs needs Tequila power: report

Eddy Ito
Stop

WHAT?!!!!

We have to do something to scuttle this news now! Do you have any idea what is going to happen to the price of my precious blue agave añejo if this gets out. Damn, I never thought I'd live to see the day when it was cheaper to drink a high quality single malt than tequila... oh wait, so it isn't all bad but it isn't going to make uisce any cheaper!