* Posts by Eddy Ito

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Virtualisation: just a lot of extra software licences?

Eddy Ito

What?

"hey guys, I need to reboot the server for updates, mind if I do that tonight at 7:00pm?"

A proper BOFH would only ask if he knew the answer was 'No! don't do it! I have a job running and it won't finish until 7:15 so please, please, please wait until after 7:15!!" and only then would a proper BOFH proceed to schedule the reboot at 6:45. Then again in my office the email telling everyone to log off for a reboot usually goes out roughly an hour after everyone has rebooted their own system because the application they use most often hasn't been responding for 40 minutes.

Amazon's new Kindle Fire stripped naked

Eddy Ito

"Also it doesn't have user-replaceable battery? FAIL."

It sounded to me like it was fairly easy to replace the battery so there's clearly no need to shout. Also, the lack of 3G isn't that much of a non-started as more and more phones have hotspot capability and, frankly, that is the way it should be. It's B.S. that telcos feel I should have separate plans for every device I own and if I can't use my phone line for everything then I move on to a provider who allows it. I don't need to tell you that there really is no such thing as "(free) 3G wireless" do I?

I do take your point about the lack of an SD card. I always felt it was one of the major shortcomings of the Palm Pre was the card was missing but Palm, HP and Apple all seem to think that storing your stuff on their cloudyness is better than you having direct control over your stuff so why not Amazon, cloudy king on high? Google isn't much better, sure you're free to have a data storage card but they really want you to use the GOOG cloud and/or your employers exchange sever. I wager if HTC, B&N, Samsung, et al. get into the cloud business you can kiss your cards goodbye.

Google will ignore your Wi-Fi router ... if you rename it

Eddy Ito

But but??

They already sucked up all the data. Are they always going around sucking and sucking until all the gravity has been replaced? Not that it matters to me, I'm "lucky" and can't find a wifi router that lasts more than 10 months or so anyway. Maybe I'll call the next one "starbucks", "verizon" or "free_google_wifi".

Samsung's Bada outshipped WinPho 7 in Q3

Eddy Ito

Re: not being first might suit apple

With the release of Android 4 code I think there will soon be a bunch of other players jumping in the ice cream sandwich to up the Android share even further. It also likely means the Cyanogen folks are already in process.

Hackers port iPhone 4S' Siri to rival devices

Eddy Ito
Coat

"Interestingly, Siri sends a huge amount of data to the Apple server"

I thought this would be expected. It's clearly going to send all you location data in order to find the nearest pizza joint or whatnot along with who knows what else. Clearly it has to read your messages, calendar and contacts but does it secretly send all that stuff back to the mother ship?

If you speak Swahili, Apple's secret is out.

Robo-bear helps snorers snooze more smoothly

Eddy Ito
Childcatcher

Won't be long

Someone will hack it so that it also slaps bringing a whole new meaning to slap and tickle.

NASA: 2012 solar flares could DEVASTATE CITIES!

Eddy Ito

I'll have a go

OMFG is shorthand for Oh My F-word Glands where f-word glands is, oddly, longhand for testicles. The term is used in reference to something so totally shocking that the shock, if not the actual pain and anguish, is similar to being popped in the nuts with a force appropriate to make the eyes instantaneously water, the knees buckle and expel all traces of oxygen from the lungs for an extended period of time. So, I don't see how Tommy A. would think it a sin as there was no actual use of the f-word and frankly I don't see what is so wrong with the word fornicating even if Tommy had a fucking problem with fornicating.[12]

[12] A dozen, perhaps that is the daily dose.

US Supremes liken GPS tracking to 1984's Big Brother

Eddy Ito

@Lance 3

Granted, IANAL but It is a trespass to chattels and damages aren't always required as it depends on what jurisdiction you are in. As it turns out trespass to chattels is nearly always a tort and not criminal however so most likely one would have to sue. I do feel it almost certainly is a form of vandalism in that it does incur an expense to correct and would lower the value of the vehicle if it was sold. Perhaps the scraped knee, bumped head or other physical injury resulting from removing it may also qualify as damages.

That said, it would be easy to have a house on community property, if not public property, such as a condo where the house is private but the land belongs to the community. Also the long pole I mentioned wouldn't necessarily mean "leaving" public property provided you were wearing a handy law enforcement provided GPS ankle bracelet which would prove you didn't enter private property to place the handycam and burning the broomstick clears the evidence problem.

Now then, the easy thing to do is take it off the car and attach it on the nearest ISO container bound for travels across the globe and snigger every time you see a train, truck or ship go by.

Eddy Ito

@Lance 3

"So, you can attach GPS tracking vehicle to any vehicle you want, it is not illegal."

I disagree. The instant you attach a GPS tracker, or anything else for that matter, to a vehicle belonging to someone else you commit a trespass. It isn't really any different than setting up a peep-show cam on their bathroom window. The fact that you can set up the shower cam by using a really long pole from the street doesn't change that. Likewise, tapping the phone line from the street isn't any different and is therefore illegal for a private citizen or the government without a warrant.

US doctors demand right to advise on gun ownership

Eddy Ito

"Most recent I could find (1997, so I guess it's way higher now):"

Why guess when all it takes is a quick bit of addition. I assume the figure of 37,776 deaths is from all firearms causes so we can easily add the 2009 numbers for the same and come up with 30,913. I would say that isn't "way higher" but the exact opposite, in fact it's way lower, over 18% or nearly one in five.

"The gunshot and cut/stab totals include U.S. $40 billion and U.S. $13 billion respectively in medical, public services, and work-loss costs."

While not strictly an answer to my question, we can take a stab at it. According to Kaiser, healthcare costs are $2.3 trillion. Using the raw $40 billion without the 18% reduction and keeping in the related but not healthcare costs, such as work-loss, the cost of firearms related as a fraction of the total is 17/1000 or 1.7%. While I'm a bit surprised by the number, perhaps you can explain why a doctor would harp about gun ownership when cardiovascular disease, according to the CDC, "accounts for about $1 of every $6 spent on health care in this country." It isn't about dollars.

I have to admit you have me stymied on the PTSD part as I didn't see any mention of bullets, guns, firearms or anything related to the probability of developing PTSD based on exposure to differing stimuli. It could be because the didn't or couldn't separate such data as pretty much everything comes into the ER and ICU so it may be difficult determining which incident type caused what PTSD rate. On the whole I don't see how the link is relevant to the topic at hand.

"There, it didn't take long to find that information; perhaps it would be a valid point to ask you to research something prior to flaming?"

I'm sure it didn't take long. It never takes long to find any old thing that isn't really pertinent. It does show that studies are a great source of funding and building interesting looking databases may serve to siphon a bit of that funding in a particular direction. Oh, for the record, it wasn't a flame, it was a snark and I love to cook so the heat isn't a problem for me.

Eddy Ito

Addendum

"if guns are 43 time more likely to kill loved one or friend family member than a criminal, then of the 11,406 gun homicide deaths, MANY (the large majority) must be from killing family members or friends in arguments, or mistaking them for a burglar."

Homicide != Suicide. The 1986 study, where the 43X number comes from, does not differentiate suicide from homicide. Worse yet, it self selects as someone has to be killed with a gun in order to be included in the study. The study doesn't count homes where nobody is killed, it doesn't count homes where people are killed with the other common weapons (hands, feet, knives, poison, etc), it doesn't count other accidental deaths, injuries or suicides. Imagine that, cherry picking only deaths and only those gun related and coming up with a number.

It's as if they said having pink bunny slippers in the house made it 43 times more likely for a loved one to be run over by a bus by only counting the folks run over by a bus while wearing pink bunny slippers. Should doctors advise people of this pink bunny slipper menace?

Eddy Ito
FAIL

Drs Kellermann & Reay? Really?!

"More importantly if guns are 43 time[sic] more likely to kill loved one or friend family member than a criminal..."

Once again the NEJM, (June 1986?) of a 6 year study of 743 firearms death rears its head. Yes, about half of the deaths in the study pertained to a home where the firearm was kept. Yes, suicide is a terrible thing. Yes, 83.7% of those deaths were suicides. In simple terms, unless you are a bloodthirsty freak who would prefer to kill an intruder than deter an intruder, the study says that you are 37 times more likely to kill yourself on purpose than kill a criminal, who you probably only want to stop from committing a crime and not kill. Likewise you are over 4 times as likely to commit murder (and be a criminal) than kill a criminal, who you probably only want to stop and not kill. Finally, if we assume the firearms accident rate didn't drop by over 60% since 1986 you would be 1.3 times as likely to accidentally kill yourself as KILL someone you probably only want to stop from committing a crime. Bear in mind that killing a criminal is far less necessary as often wounding, incapacitating, and scaring the crap out of them is just as, if not more, effective than killing the little bugger.

Sometimes I can't tell, would they actually be more receptive to firearms if everyone killed criminals instead of letting the police and courts handle it? Somehow, I think not.

Eddy Ito

@Jean-Luc

Interesting question. If I had to guess, the BATFE would classify laser weaponry as a destructive device in the same way they would, say, a pipe bomb. That said, the 2nd Amendment doesn't say anything about differentiating "Arms" so in vein; firearms, guns, mines, bombs, lasers, missiles, rockets, ICBMs, nuclear subs, etc, are all "Arms" so... Shit, did you know you would bring up a whole other CWMD (Can of Worms of Mass Deliberation)?

Eddy Ito

Of course

"If the doc's are saying this they are doing it for a reason"

Sure, they want to build a database just like Google and everyone else and then sell it to the highest bidder. Granted, they will mix it in some "report", undoubtedly one which will be presented to congress, that correlates anything of their choosing because they can say they "anonymized" their data and so peer review isn't possible and all the other agreeing doctors will nod and say that patient confidentiality must take precedence.

BTW, got a number for what the "cost" is as a fraction of the total? How about the relative PTSD impact on staff between bullets vs other sundry mutilations like bike on truck? Yeah, didn't think so. I'd make a heat-kitchen comment on that second point but it seems a little crass.

Eddy Ito
Trollface

Much ado about nothing

First, it's somewhat pointless to "ban" asking if someone owns a firearm. Why don't we "ban" people from asking for the keys to your car or So-so Security number to prevent crime? Simple, only stupid folks answer these questions and any doctor dumb enough to ask such a stupid question should expect the conversation to proceed thusly;

Patient: "So Doc, have you stopped molesting children?"

Doc: "What! I...I don't understand what that has to do with your ownership of a firearm?"

Patient: "Oh, here I thought both had something to do with the results of my colonoscopy."

Next day twitter update: "Good news, the doc says guns aren't related to his molesting children. #DrPatientConfidentiality"

Now then, can I have $4.2 million and the keys to your Mercedes? See, you can ask anything, just be prepared for the answer. Surly, any lawyer must know this.

Republicans lose key vote to block FCC net neut rules

Eddy Ito

Oh crap

With Verizon on one side and Google on the other, is there a way they can both lose?

Mozilla updates to Firefox 8, disables add-ons

Eddy Ito
Trollface

But but??

Will they disable an add-on that blocks twitter?

Eddy Ito

But they can't

They can't replace IE 9 with FF 9 when a demo of IE 10 is available so what do they do and where can they go? I'll let Nigel explain;

Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly...

Production electric motorcycle breaks 100 mile range

Eddy Ito

HEY!!

"more for the fortyish, midlife-crisis biker who want to create the youth their parents never allowed them..."

I resemble that remark! Do you think the missus would allow it? Bah, I always wanted an Enfield anyway; http://www.enfieldmotorcycles.com/

Linux Mint moves to Gnome 3, keeps Gnome 2 MATEy

Eddy Ito
Coat

No girl scouts there

With 2 Gnomes on board, it surly isn't going to be a thin Mint.

Manufacturers testing wider cars for swingbellies

Eddy Ito

"and larger dashboard buttons on Hondas intended to make it easier for people with fat fingers to operate the radio controls."

It isn't because larger buttons are easier to find while going down the road at 60+ mph? Also doesn't a larger dial require less force than a smaller one to apply a specific torque, thereby making it easier to turn? Personally, I much prefer the larger controls spaced out and higher on the dash on my current car over the tiny control cramped single din head unit located practically on the floor of my last one. I doubt fat fingers have anything to do with it but safety and peripheral visual angles likely does.

El Reg premieres PARIS: The Motion Picture

Eddy Ito
Pint

Fantastic vid

Have another pint, wouldn't want you to run out of fuel now, would we.

Bill Gates drops $1m on laser-based malaria fighter

Eddy Ito

Half the problem

One of the big reasons that particular area of the globe is mostly fallow is that there are simply too many sick folks to work it. One of the fundamental problems is that lifespans are so short they tend to do their damnedest to produce as large a family as possible so that maybe some will survive long enough to take care of any who don't die before they turn 40 and have a sufficient number of non-sick people to keep it all working.

Certainly rapid changes make things worse and oddly it is one of the downsides of things like DDT, in that it makes the problem go away for a bit and there is the expected population boom but then the downsides are realized and the plug gets pulled spilling it all backward again. Solving the malaria and clean water problems would undoubtedly produce an immediate increase in population but if sustainable it would quickly shift and birth rates would likely drop to levels more typical of western society as people don't need replacing quite so frequently.

Naturally there will be a substantial need for education in order to kill off the specters of the past but those specters still need to be killed off first. The ideal situation produces outcomes where major areas are self sustaining and the breed now, breed often tradition tapers off. The skeleton in the closet or unseen balance point is that developed nations also need to stop kidding themselves and they need to dump the agricultural subsidies, which are funded by taxpayers, that make food in developing nations cost less to import than it does to grow while artificially making sugar (in the US anyway) more expensive than corn syrup. Granted it has the benefit of pushing down the price of rum... but that gets taxed away by the BATFE; [insert alcohol, smoke shop, firearms & explosives joke here].

Too many states are crushing net rights, says Foreign Sec

Eddy Ito

Update

Actually, Clinton's mother died.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/01/us/obit-clinton-mother/index.html

Boffins' PETMAN robot mimics human gym rats

Eddy Ito
Terminator

In reality

This is just the latest of the alpha terminators, T0.4 perhaps.

Applied Micro leaps ahead in ARM server race

Eddy Ito
Happy

Ok, I confess

I want one... or two but certainly no more than 128. Well, for now anyway.

Miley Cyrus cracker: 'I'm too short for the slammer!'

Eddy Ito

Options in the joint

He can sell his mad lite hacking skills to get the dope for his buoys. Perhaps try his hand at bustin' a rock with the play-ahs on the chain gang. There is always offering tax filing services to the guards for a bit extra face time. Let's not forget that he could teach all those other inmates the finer points of online banking using other people's accounts. Or, he could turn the tables and just own being the bitch while breaking out the weights and protein drinks.

Tesla pre-sells all 2012 Model S output

Eddy Ito
Pint

Uhhh.... yeah?

You mean the era of Ford Pintos, AMC Gremlins, Dodge K-cars, Chevy Citations and the early GM (did we tap the holes for the main cap screws deep enough) diesels? Oh wait, were you a garage mechanic back then, weren't you? Me too, cheers!

CTIA wins battle over cancer labelling on phones

Eddy Ito
Coat

On the Daily Mail's behalf

In order to read the Daily Mail you need to be alive and it seems quite clear that being alive greatly increases your cancer risk.

HP flip-flops on sale of Personal Systems Group

Eddy Ito

From an ex-insider

Leo was only "thinking aloud" about spinning off the PC division and didn't really have plans or specifics or anything like that.

I guess one of the (many) problems with Leo was that he didn't understand that a CEO doesn't think aloud, spitball, ad lib, or otherwise make "what if" sound bites in a press conference. For that matter, a the guy who is supposed to set the direction and call the shots shouldn't do such things in public period. Granted saying it in public doesn't imply 5 nines or better reliability as a press conference does but it's still 2 sigma.

Apple plans big solar farm to clean dirty datacenter

Eddy Ito

Yes but,

"Now you're "Green" and doing a public service as well."

Having lived near a pig farm in my youth, do the fuel cells take care of the odor as well?

Consumer Watchdog lambasts Los Angeles over Google Apps

Eddy Ito
Childcatcher

Obviously

"“Google is all about opening up the world’s information... It’s going against the grain of what Google does.”"

This one was born in the morning and I have to wonder if it was this morning. I find it hard to believe anyone actually buys that crap about opening up anything. The GOOG is all about making money and if you don't believe that feel free to look up GOOG on Nasdaq.

You blokes at el Reg didn't tell the poor Mr. Court that naive wasn't in the dictionary, did you?

Man builds smartphone dock into arm

Eddy Ito

Useful & novel

That probably explains why Apple wasn't interested, besides they didn't see any gestures to patent.

Obama man: 'Global internet surveillance skyrocketing'

Eddy Ito

He should know

"A top US government official believes that the internet is under fierce attack by authoritarian governments worldwide..."

He works for one of, if not the, snoopiest of them all.

Apple gets patent for ‘unlock gesture’

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

The stellar bit

A quick glance at the patent reveals it took a brain trust of no fewer than 7 Apple staffers to come up with this idea. Perhaps their next trick should be using the camera to snap a pic of the proper key to unlock a device... aawww, did I just spoil that? Pity.

Android upgraded to be more resistant to hack attacks

Eddy Ito
Meh

@Tom 38

"Contrast with iOS, the latest version of which could be installed on the 2009 version of the phone (3GS), from the moment it was released."

So it only works on the three models they currently sell. Of course that assumes one counts the black 4 and the white 4 as the same model but a second coming.

Ten... small screen HD TVs

Eddy Ito
Coat

@IsJustabloke

Wot! You don't watch TV while juggling a bowling ball, a running chainsaw and a live bobcat? Meh, not a very exciting life.

Eddy Ito

Agreed

Apparently 30-40 is the new normal. I guess for small TVs we need to look for descriptions that say "portable". Then again, I suppose that will just mean someone will mount a 45" unit to a hand truck.

Boffins insert 3D objects into any old photo... realistically

Eddy Ito

Nice try but

There should either be snow on the dragon or it was put there with a crane and the lad who unhooked it rode the cable and managed to never set foot on the ground.

Oh, so where's the download link? It looks like some fun could be had; anyone hacked into the streetview picture servers yet?

Verizon users must 'opt in' for privacy

Eddy Ito

Translation

Anonymised when translated from bull shit to English means they don't sort your personal information before selling it.

Eddy Ito

Dear FCC

This is why we can't allow @&T to guzzle T-mob and perhaps breaking Verizon up wouldn't be a bad idea either.

AMD 'unleashes' unlocked FX processor family

Eddy Ito

Processors for a personal HPC. Hmm... not bad but it sounds like it could still use some tweaks.

High Court: Computer simulations can get patent protection

Eddy Ito

I'm conflicted

While it's nice to see we in the US don't have a monopoly on stupid judges, it's depressing prima facie. In the end the code is not only software but just a simulation of the kind that is performed thousands of times a day on everything from airplanes to wrenches.

Perhaps I could write a sim that predicts the outcome of cases like this and patent it so I can sue the judges when they rule. The question becomes what to call it? Sims Patent Town 2011? Tools of the Court? Judgement-ville? Decisions, decisions.

Motorola punts Android into the enterprise

Eddy Ito
Coat

"... has a hot-swappable battery"

Damn, how are you supposed to reboot it when it's locked?

It's the one with the charged caps in the pocket, good luck with that.

Steve Jobs: The Movie in the works

Eddy Ito

Wouldn't want it to go to waste

Strike while the hype is hot! Wait, do you think they learned it from Steve? He would be so proud.

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

Eddy Ito

Not that unusual

At least we knew it was coming and there were no special circumstances* of his death. Many popular figures get similar accolades when they die especially when they were recently in the spotlight and haven't had time to fade away. It doesn't matter who you are as long as you are famous, consider Walt Disney, Michael Jackson, etc.

*special circumstances in that there is no mystery for the media to solve and drag the story on for months.

Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56

Eddy Ito
Pint

Adieu Steve

I can't say how many people I've known over the years that were inspired to do so many different things by, predominantly, Mr. Jobs and Apple. Thanks for the dreams and the spirit to push on. I'm glad he enjoyed it so much.

Cheers

Bo Peep insures jubs for $1m

Eddy Ito

No worries

The $1m is certainly due to eh... inflation, what with today's dollar not being worth what it was in the '50s. The $5m for Cyd's legs was probably a conservative estimate unless of course it was $5m each.

Human 'alarm clock' enzyme discovered

Eddy Ito
Coat

To think

All this time I thought it was triggered by discomfort caused by a buildup of fluid in the bladder.