* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

RIM's cartoon superheroes inspire caustic Tweet-storm

Eddy Ito

GoGo Girl??

"Is she a goer? Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?"

webOS daddy Jon Rubinstein exits HP

Eddy Ito
Unhappy

[GASP]

"... he'll be able to pop for a bottle of Herradura Selección Suprema Extra Anejo for that eventual margarita."

Are yOu tRyiNg to maKe me aPoplECtic? [breath slowly, relax, inhale, exhale] What kind of heathen would suggest such a thing? Repeat after me, margaritas are made with blanco or, if you must, joven. I suppose depending on which brand you have, I could forgive even a resposado. To suggest making any mixed drink with that añejo is not something I can let pass without comment.

Let us see what kind of man you are Mr. Myslewski, handbags at dawn!

America abandoning DSL in favour of faster cable

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@MacRat

I don't know where you are but those are pipe dreams < 20 miles outside of LA. Here are some real world speeds measured at real world times.

Verizon DSL = 4-6 Mbs down / 0.3 Mbs up

Time Warner Cable = 0.4-1.0 Mbs down / 0.2 Mbs up

Either way the QoS is horrible and the voip phone is almost always choppy on the other end. I only keep it because of the mobile app that allows for cheap international calls.

Sure TWC goes up dramatically at 3 am and might be reasonable at 10 am but for anyone working a normal first shift that likes to sleep when it's dark, forget it. I wish I could get the same service in this sprawling metropolis of millions as my mother who lives in a tiny town of 3,000 over a hundred miles from Boston. Oh well, only two and a half years to go.

Update Facebook by thrusting your hips to, er ... 'Like' things

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This could be fun

I've got an uncle whose dog will dry hump anything from an armchair to an umbrella stand, I reckon that pooch could rack up a million likes per day.

Newt Gingrich wants Moon to be 51st US state

Eddy Ito

Bless 'im

Pandering moron that he is you really do just have to stop in wonderment at the words that come out of his mouth... and think wft is this guy on?

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@AC

"Careful there, you might get enough like minded people to kick in $20 so that he actually has enough fuel to get there..."

So what's wrong with that? As long as he can't get back, I don't see the problem.

Untangling the question of antimatter mass

Eddy Ito
Pint

Neat trick

Sounds like a surujin or meteor hammer only the ends are charged like the plates of a big capacitor. If it spins too fast then the "chain" breaks, too slow and it collapses on itself. That's worth a pint.

iPad Fleshlight lets fanbois express their love

Eddy Ito

"... with Windows geeks bringing up the rear."

I see what you did there.

Flag-waving Lego Canuck soars to 80,000ft

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Pint

Oh yeah, it's on.

First Playmobile and now Lego. Who will be the first to send Barbie to become a member of the 16 mile high club?

Intel issues dividend, Apple sits on $97.6bn

Eddy Ito

Wrong dividend

Apple did pay dividends but they stopped paying quarterly like everyone else back in 1995. Since then there has been a "dividend" paid out in 2000 and again in 2005 in the form of a 2:1 split. Personally, I prefer the stock split type of dividend because it keeps the per share price reasonable allowing for greater control in allocation and that is especially true for those just starting out with a small portfolio.

Then again, I can certainly understand the shit or get off the pot sentiment toward a cash pile that is nearly a quarter of Apple's market cap. Who knows, maybe if they can hang on to the "mine is the biggest in the land" title for a quarter it will make them happy.

Eddy Ito
Devil

Just for fun, let's stir the pot and spread a rumor I heard from the mouse in my pocket.

Apple is hoarding cash because it looking to take itself private! OMG!!

Dinosaurs were super mums, nest find proves

Eddy Ito

Re: Megalothermy - being big saves heat...

I'm guessing the rationale goes something like this:

But, but... polar bears are big and so are king crabs... uhhh, besides the lungs are on the inside so heat can't escape that way.

Lulz icon please.

Juror jailed for looking up rape defendant on Google

Eddy Ito

Different

"Dallas had revealed to jurors the man had previously been accused and acquitted of rape. He was re-tried in October last year, convicted and jailed."

Is there no equivalent of "double jeopardy" in UK jurisprudence? Of course I suppose it's possible something new might have turned up so it didn't apply but it seems odd from a US perspective.

Also, it looks like El Reg missed a bit. The defendant was on trial for assault in the current case, not rape.

Google+ lets in nicknames, slams door on plebs' pseudonyms

Eddy Ito

Tempting

Do I legally change my name to "Fuck Google" just to sign up knowing I'll never use it? Maybe I'll just try sneaking something little past them and sign up as Mike Oxmall.

HUD's up! Ubuntu creates menu-free GUI

Eddy Ito

Back in fashion

What next, bell bottoms, big afros and [shudder] polyester suits?

AT&T starts dishing out $1bn in radio frequencies

Eddy Ito
Headmaster

"has yet to announce any plans for genuine 4G (LTE) deployments"

Genuine 4G? LTE? Haven't seen 1 Gbit/s for any LTE deployments in the States. Did someone roll out a 4G candidate system like LTE Advanced while I wasn't looking? Sure "4G" LTE might be faster than the "4G" HSPA+ 42 but it's a long way from "genuine 4G".

US Supremes: GPS tracking requires warrant

Eddy Ito
Pint

Gobsmacked... again

How is it the Supremes can get some things so right and others so wrong? Oh well, I guess it's time to raise a pint in support of this one as we wait dreading their next Kelo moment.

Laser used to cool semiconductor

Eddy Ito

Hear that?

That's the sound of overclockers getting giddy at the thought of hitting THz with laser cooled superconducting Android tablets and running Crysis.

E. coli turns seaweed into ethanol

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Would it be too much to ask if we could get it to run on milfoil? Since we already do quite a bit of harvesting that stuff just to get rid of it, we might get a trifecta of cleaner lakes, biofuel and, if it isn't too much to ask, a tasty beverage.

AMD readies answer to Intel's Ultrabook

Eddy Ito

Hoping

Finally, portability at a normal price. I expect/hope it will have better battery life than intel/nvidia and much better graphics than intel alone. Netbooks were a great concept, too bad they were killed by their own processor... oh and tablets didn't help either.

10 years ago today: Bill Gates kicks arse over security

Eddy Ito
Coat

"... Linuxes (Linii?)..."

To clarify, it would be Linuxes or more accurately Linux distributions. Linii is just wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin. Briefly, the word ends in -ux not -us, is not Latin, is genderless, and is a proper noun. Further, -ii isn't appropriate pluralisation in any language of which I am aware. Now then, repeat after me, octopuses, octopi, octopodes.

Yes, it's the one with the pedantic grammar nazi icon on the sleeve, why?

UK student faces extradition to US after piracy case ruling

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@AC 19:59

"Maybe there is a new way to 'sneak' in to the US, all expenses paid even."

It will only be all expenses paid if he accepts the public defender assigned to the case. My guess is the U.S. Department of "Justice" is actually out to ruin him financially so he could count on the worst they can find or pony up the cash to buy someone more skilled. Either way they feel they win since their sense (a)morality is satisfied by a win and prison time or a loss and delivering financial ruin. What they don't understand is that their "example" making will do more to make a martyr in the eyes of most Americans. Sure the "mainstream" press will own the story up front but it will become pretty clear that they are just corporate lackeys owned by Disney, Vivendi, et al. Let the revulsion begin.

X Prize: Build a Star Trek 'tricorder' and win $10m

Eddy Ito

Need more data

After a little digging around the xprize site, I notice the rules aren't quite fully fixed. For instance the competition guidelines page states:

"The winners will be the three solutions achieving the highest diagnostic score regarding a set of 15 distinct diseases in a group of 15-30 people in three days (full details will soon be available in the Competition Guidelines). This diagnosis must be performed in the hands of a consumer, independently of a healthcare worker or facility."

Pay special notice to the "will soon be available" bit as they "are still in development". How easy to do is going to come down to what 15 diseases they pick and the associated metrics that will need to be collected. It will also be a question of how squeamish they decide the "consumer" is.

Tiny frog claimed as smallest vertebrate ever

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Nice!

Judging from those x-ray pics the spine looks particularly stout in comparison to the other bones but it would be nice to have a side on shot for a full comparison. Better yet, how about a full 3d scan... so does anyone see a pocket CT at CES?

Amazon welcomes Microsoft files into Kindle cloud

Eddy Ito
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A bit contrived

Why does it need the cloud? Couldn't I just do the same thing directly over wifi or usb? I suppose that is the direction companies would like to go and undoubted find a way to charge you for the privilege of allowing them to handle the "complicated" data shuffling process.

Toyota teases next-gen Prius styling

Eddy Ito

Interesting choice

They took styling cues from El Reg's bird logo for the red one and I'm guessing it was a catfish for the blue one.

Banana war: Velvet Underground shoots holes in Apple bag

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Easy answer

"I wonder how much they spend on themselves and their lawyers, and how much on doing anything useful?"

Since what they make are legal contracts for other people to use a deceased artists works and lawsuits against people who don't have a contract, I'd say what they spend on themselves and their lawyers is approximately 100%. How that breaks down further I won't hazard guess... unless the foundation is composed of lawyers then it's trivial really.

Google's social search mash gets EPIC FAIL

Eddy Ito

Swing and a miss

Sure everyone is talking about Facebook and Twitter because they seem to be the big players but it seems pretty clear to me that Google+ is chasing a different and much more important rival, LinkedIn. This is Google trying to make its search as relevant as a LinkedIn search. I'm sure Google could care less about indexing Facebook or Twitter but if they could deeply probe LinkedIn they would be really happy.

Compare LinkedIn's >135M users with Facebook's 800M+ and you'll notice that a few of the Facebook accounts are there only to play games so that a user's "real" account isn't overflowing with Farm Wars & Mafiaville junk. Facebook is where folks go to kill time, microblog, and chat. LinkedIn is where folks go to do business, get leads, and job prospects so folks have a financial incentive to "keep it real" that doesn't exist on Facebook. Sure, folks will still use all their social networks for finding jobs and the like but if you're doing a search, you might not want to start on Facebook but if you do you'll probably get a few invites to sign up on LinkedIn.

Best-selling games of 2011 revealed

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It seems the wii has its own market niche leaning strongly on fitness games but I also assume that some of the zumba and just dance sales were the kinect version. It would be interesting to know how those two split as a comparison of wii vs kinect and perhaps kinect vs regular xbox controller. It does seem pretty clear that couch potato play is more popular than either wii or kinect but perhaps we just need a title like "Battle of Yoga Masters 4: the Kama Sutra Warrior".

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So true

I think the allure of sports games is that it allows fans to feel they have a greater sense of participation. Of course it means buying the next version next year because of the updated player list, imagine the humiliation when your mates come over to play only to point out that the roster for the sports team from their area is wrong! The horror.

It's hard to believe this is over a decade old but it seems apt.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-will-suffer-humiliation-when-the-sports-team-f,10804/

Google merging more personal data into search results

Eddy Ito
Mushroom

Sure Adam

Naturally as a native Maine-iac, the address is www.bite.me.us. Sorry, I don't know what gave you the idea I keep a webcam in the bog but you're more than welcome to join the other GI Goog's sifting shit in the sewer.

Eddy Ito

Re: makes me wonder

What makes me wonder is why you assume anyone needs something to hide in order to have a desire to not have some arse sniffing corporate/government lackey following them around. I'm sure if GI Goog wanted to know what I had for lunch they can analyze my shit but that doesn't mean I won't flush the toilet.

Kinect plus tablet control insane skateboard

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Coat

Re: perhaps

"I can't wait until they introduce this feature on the 747"

Oh no, I can see it now on the front page, "Flight Unintentionally Commandeered by Kinect: First Class Funky Chicken has Flight Captain Crying Fowl".

Official: The smartphones that suck much more than others

Eddy Ito

@phatstorage

Congrats, at only a few miles from downtown LA my old Time Warner "broadband" could be handily beaten in either direction by a good ISDN line most days. The new Verizon line is much better on the download but an ISDN would still beat it on upload speeds. Needless to say, I don't voip much over the "broadband" and do most of it over the t-mob data link.

Apple legal threat to Steve Jobs doll deemed 'bogus'

Eddy Ito

@Norfolk 'n' Goode

That only happens when the house doesn't do the odds right and sets the quarter slot machine to pay out an average of $10 for every 39 pulls of the lever. Now I won't pull the lever 4 million times trying to win a million dollars but a company with half million arms might.

That said with an insurance policy being a private contract, I don't know of any law stopping any person or company from taking out a life insurance policy on anyone else at any time for any reason. The caveat is, of course, that should that policy pay out under suspicious circumstances, the police will have a rather interesting set of questions for the beneficiary. It doesn't make it less morally questionable but business wise it looks more like an anti-pension in that the company gets a monetary gain if the employee dies before retirement rather than after.

Boffins hack evolution, create SUPERSOLDIER ANTS

Eddy Ito

agreed

A "click to enlarge" would have sufficed for anyone wanting the full 8 megapixels.

Apple said to threaten legal action over Steve Jobs doll

Eddy Ito

Wouldn't be easy

In the US, Apple would most likely have to sue at the state level or make some quick phone calls to their congressional lackeys^W legislators to get some laws passed. As it stands only about 20 states recognize rights of publicity. In California it extends for 70 years after death and in Illinois it is 100 years. In the other 30 states, you would have to sue to find out what the judges think. As for the rest of the world, I can't imagine it would be much less murky.

Of course this assumes that Steve left his rights of publicity to Apple in order for them to even have standing in the case. Alternatively, Apple might play the valiant knight and be willing to back any case the family would choose to raise. PR wise, I don't see much of an upshot to the former option but who knows, Apple certainly has been keeping the lawyers of the world well fed of late so maybe they are only concerned with stimulating the legal economy.

Boffins drill into human language by terrifying chimps with vipers

Eddy Ito

Not being an Aussie but as a Yank and a physicist who actually likes the term, let me quote the late, great R. P. Feynman; "What do you care what other people think?"

Will TWO next-gen iPads be unveiled at January's iWorld?

Eddy Ito
Meh

OMG!!!

Y?

Apple’s Siri gets sweary with British child

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And...

Which word didn't she understand?

Sony NEX-C3 compact system camera

Eddy Ito
FAIL

Re: Buy a cheap DSLR

Sorry John, here's the big red flag back at ya. I don't see where Tony asked for cheap or "not too big". Considering "too big" is very much a personal matter and I might even surmise the smallest cheap DSLR is "too big". A quick look online shows a Rebel T3 priced nearly the same as the NEX-C3 but I'd say it wasn't small enough.

Personally speaking, the Lumix gf3 has both the missus and me wanting to take more pictures because it's something that can easily carry every day as small is my main concern. Oh, this may come as a shock but I only carry a single lens; I have others that I may break out for special occasions like weddings or a vacation to Angkor Wat but mostly it's one lens, the smallest one actually. If one day I am as good as the tool, I'll consider moving up but I expect sensor technology will easily outpace me so I may even get to move to a smaller size camera. I'll finish with the mention that the missus insisted on getting the gf3 (damn my bad luck) after using my g2 because the g2 was "too big" and is capable of taking better pictures than we are.

MIT student unicycles, Segway-style

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Nice link, thanks

I really like riding tip 5;

"When you first press the safety switch, Bullet will assume an upright position as fast as it can, even if you are in the way. So don't be in the way (it can run into your ankles or run over your foot)!"

I'm assuming, considering the seat height, standing to the side and not square on while powering in on is a given.

Wi-Fi Protected Setup easily unlocked by security flaw

Eddy Ito

Oh dear

To re-spin an old joke; WPS, where security is job none.

Japanese boffins crack arse-based ID recognizer

Eddy Ito

Pants!

So how will it do when folks move their wallet to the other side?

Apple land-grabs fuel cells for mobiles

Eddy Ito
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Re: Patently nonsense?

Exactly, ideas aren't patentable, inventions are. While you don't actually have to build one you have to show that you can build one. I guess Apple's reasoning is that because they can't package a 1968 Eldorado to fit in your pocket and fuel cells can be made that small makes it more practical but by some distortion of reality doesn't make it more obvious.

Sorry Apple, this doesn't pass the sniff test. Not only is it fairly obvious but it was probably done a long time ago in some combat theater by some quick thinking soldier with half a jeep and a bullet in the battery of his SCR-300... perhaps even my Grandpa. Cheers Gramps.

Hidden Dragon: The Chinese cyber menace

Eddy Ito
Coffee/keyboard

Ok

"geared towards stealing the US's technology and economic secrets"

Seriously? I'll go along with the technology bit as it could be useful but why would they steal economic secrets? Oh, to use as a guide of what not to do. I get it now.

I'll leave the comment about dark visitors, lunar cycles and the missus for another day as she might read this. Oh shit!

Deep-fried planets discovery offers hope for Earth’s future

Eddy Ito

Tom Lehrer was right

"We will all fry together when we fry. We'll be french fried potatoes by and by."

That's chips or perhaps pommes frites for those of you on the other side of the pond.

Latest El Reg project: Rise of the Robot Sheep

Eddy Ito
Devil

Go ahead with a big cylindrical reel mower. Start with a 36 inch wide snow blower with tracks, change the blades, up the gearing and power it with an old air cooled VW engine. It will sure keep the lawn tidy if the second stage is up to tossing everything, even the neighbors cat, into the neighbors yard.

AT&T's megablunder payout revealed

Eddy Ito

Perhaps they took M&A advice from Leo Apotheker and got lucky.