* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

Eddy Ito

Count me in

I'm going to skip both the modern and the post-modern UI bowel movements and going directly to the paleo-expression-neo-tokenism UI found on my abacus.

Apple, Samsung whip out mobe sales in patent trial showdown

Eddy Ito

Only the Galaxy S

If you look at the other phones, the Prevail and Epic 4G don't have the single button and given the Epic has rounded ends and a slider keyboard it would be difficult for Apple to say that was a copy. Basically that leaves the 4.1 million Galaxy S models and of those you can quickly rule out any Verizon sales prior to February 2011 and Sprint sales before nearly the end of 2011 and T-mob isn't selling it yet and probably won't until it works better than 2G on their network.

Let's be honest, nearly all of the early advertising for the iPhone stressed that it was only available on AT&T so it seems improbable that Verizon, Sprint and T-Mobile customers would be confused unless the salesperson actually lied and said "yes, this is an iPhone". I can pert near guarantee that anybody who bought their phones online have no reason to be confused because their shopping cart would say quite clearly "Samsung" and not "iPhone" just like their confirmation email would.

It's equally clear that once Apple gave up its one carrier strategy sales of the iPhone exploded. At best Apple can hope for only a minimal cash win because for the majority of the time Samsung wasn't even directly competing with Apple because Apple itself had opted out of a substantial fraction of the market. Frankly, I hope Apple lose the case because of the decision to strong arm the carriers into meeting their demands as that is what I believe this case is all about. The carriers, evil sods in their own right, aren't quite so afraid of Apple walking out on them because they now know that Apple would have to give up a huge pile-o-cash. It stands to reason that if Apple can take out some phone maker competition, they might get more pull with the carriers.

Murdoch pitches battery for renewables

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Re: Perfect

I don't know either but if it's a three way with the yoga instructor (s)he deserves a gold medal.

Eddy Ito

Re: O'Really

I'd say it was a Francium slip and say someone has Word's auto-incorrect function set to automatically insert silicon as the link to the university website does in fact say sodium and not silicon.

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Perfect

As long as I can build it into the basement I'm certain I can level the smart metered grid to maintain a level power draw. I imagine besides removing the spy factor it would benefit the grid if the spikes were damped a bit especially during summers when it sags a few volts every hot day after 3 pm. You don't need smart meters all 'round to know the kids are off school and not much concerned about the electric bill.

I will say having one that smart meters are really a bit creepy with being able to look online at every hour of every day and see the spikes in demand and be able to pick out exactly what each one is. For instance I know the missus got home a bit early Monday as it was hot and I could see the spike from the AC; of course that isn't much of a surprise since she has Mondays off and typically does the shopping in the morning followed by lunch with her friend... the hot yoga instructor... yum.

Google updates Chrome Flash plugin for security, stability

Eddy Ito

Universal solution

Write a NPAPI plugin that provides access to PPAPI plugins so then your precocious pappy will only need to ponder pepper plugin players for perusing porn, simples really.

Microsoft: It's not Metro, it's Windows 8

Eddy Ito
Windows

app claptrap crap

If they want to call the little bricks on the start (menu) screen tiles then why shouldn't they also refer to the associated apps as tiles, tile apps or fullscreen widgets? It would be easy enough to do something simple like add a slight border a few pixels wide to the "tile apps" (call it grout?) to indicate they don't run on the desktop and aren't just symbolic links to a real application that does run properly.

Windows user because he's taking a plug from a bottle in a brown paper bag and I could use one too.

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers

Eddy Ito

Unofficial tyre?

I'd wager it was the wheel and they had to reprogram the TPMS. Then again, all new cars have this and not just BMWs, in the US at least. That said, it really is a bug up my backside that the equipment to reprogram the car to a new sensor is so expensive. The only good thing is I don't figure it will be long before the codes are cracked for most cars and some open source kit starts popping up. It really is something that shouldn't be much harder than setting the presets on the radio since it really is just setting the presets on the TPMS radio. While they are at it, put a "yes, I know" button that lets you turn off the light when you start the car after changing the flat.

Chinese tech players take aim at Apple's talking tech

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

簡體字!

Microsoft retracts staffer's 'new Xbox' comment

Eddy Ito

Easy

If the next one were to be called YBox then folks would wonder...

US Army's cloud-friendly iPad-ready intel kit DOESN'T even work

Eddy Ito
Coat

Re: [facepalm]

I guess "anti-personnel apps" didn't test as well for the target audience.

Apple patents shopping lists

Eddy Ito
Devil

Just wait

If you thought this was ludicrous, I'm going to patent a business method for monetizing this and many other patents so when anyone tries to use or infringe them for profit, I'll get paid. Muhahahaha!

Apple: Samsung was in 'crisis' over our iPhone awesomeness

Eddy Ito

Re: What are they smoking?

Don't forget the most important technological improvement, batteries and chips, more specifically the price and capacity of rechargeable batteries and the performance per watt of processors. The old Palms of yore didn't run a 16 MHz 68k with, IIRC, 1 whole MB ram for the original Pilot Pro. Damn, I really miss that old thing. I going to have to pick some weekend and rifle sort through the boxes in the garage over a beer or three just to see if it got saved for posterity.

Eddy Ito

Re: Another opportunity

Agreed, they're almost as bad as Apple's fanboi base. Give me an old Nokia any day and I promise to charge it once a week whether it needs it or not.

Black helicopters circle Street View car crash

Eddy Ito

Re: Anyone noticed...

Yeah, the EXIF data has been significantly altered, unless he managed to mount a Panasonic u4/3 lens on an Olympus ultrazoom compact.

Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India

Eddy Ito

To be fair

the exif data on the pic says it was taken with an Olympus SP570UZ which is a compact 20x zoom camera but also indicates it had a fixed focus Panasonic Lumix lens. It isn't just the date that's wrong, someone has been playing with the exif data.

Scribe's mobe, MacBook pwned after hacker 'fast-talked Apple support'

Eddy Ito
Coat

Has to be said

One bad Apple spoils the bunch.

Microsoft dumps Metro from Windows 8

Eddy Ito

Let's see...

Tile Style, hell no. Dashboard, not without a lawsuit. Bricks, too BSoD. Merde, hmm international, descriptive, perfect!

Anonymous hunts down Voldemort for hacking hungry kids' charity

Eddy Ito

"... herd cats and toddlers at the same time."

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to use the toddlers like sheepdogs and have them herd the cats. Even though the toddlers are just a bit slow, if you have enough of them you can get all the cats in a tight bunch under the sofa and all the toddlers peering under in fairly short order.

Republican filibuster blocks Senate Cybersecurity bill

Eddy Ito

Re: I completely agree, US Politicians are no better than two year olds that need a spanking

Sadly asdf, you seem to believe the bill in question is more important than rearranging those deck chairs. Let me give you a quick lesson on US politics; if any group of politicians from either side says a bill is urgent, necessary and absolutely has to be passed now to save us from some total suffering and pain it means the bill is so bad it should be burned or rewritten from scratch. Remember the whole point of making it "critical" is to slide it past everyone before too many people find out what's really in it.

Ice Cream Sandwich still a no-show for most Android users

Eddy Ito

Re: Android is a ghetto

Except it isn't just Android, most devs, especially those doing games, aren't making much money on any platform and the reason is the thousands of similar apps and wading through the pit that is the app stores. Sure you can catch fish in the same hole with a million other Apple and Android hooks in the water but it might be easier going to have a small pond practically all to yourself.

Will Samsung's patent court doc leak backfire spectacularly?

Eddy Ito

Re: why the state?

Actually the state doesn't pay for the court system. Aside from the court fees required from the litigants it is paid for by the taxpayers.

RIM, Samsung thrash Apple in UK fondleslab sales growth

Eddy Ito

Re: Playbook - @AC's daily commute...

You must commute with the rich hipster kids. On my commute, most don't have an iPad and I've only actually seen one. Lots of clever phones, actual books and newspapers along with a few kindles and laptops but not many tablets at all.

Lenovo iPad-smiting Windows 8 slate slips out

Eddy Ito

Re: Other dimensions

The graphic in this article is a link to the techin5 piece. There is has the other two at 262.6 x 164.

LOHAN breathes fire in REHAB

Eddy Ito
Pint

Splendid

Well done. Pure and simple; grace under lack of pressure.

Hobbyist builds working assault rifle using 3D printer

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Re: Metalwork class

@Dan 10

Like the majority of equipment the cost of the kit isn't going to be the expensive part. If you try doing any sort of volume production you'll find the running costs far outweigh the price of the machine. Just like a regular 2D printer the annual supplies and utility costs is going to dwarf that £3k and I can guarantee you that machine doesn't have anywhere near the accuracy needed to build parts requiring even moderate tolerances. Also don't forget that most firearms manufacturers are making guns with a variety of plastic parts including frames but none of them use a 3D printer for production, even though they likely have one for prototype work, because the cost is prohibitive. Recycling plastic helps a little but it still needs to be fairly high purity stock with a consistent melt temperature to get decent structural properties out of it.

If someone wants an AR-15 there are easier ways to get one. Granted, it might be wise to get rid of it fairly quickly to keep from being caught.

FDA clears edible medical sensor for human consumption

Eddy Ito

Metallic flavored beans?

"the chip emits a tone...is passed through the gut "like high-fiber food,""

I assume the acid based reaction that powers the device produces some quantity of gas as well. Gotta love technology. Oddly no word on whether it's reusable.

Siri sued again as Taiwan uni cries foul over patents

Eddy Ito
Trollface

Just how helpful is Siri?

Siri, compile a list of all the patents you violate and email it to my lawyer.

Eddy Ito
Unhappy

Re: So, what does a developer without deep pockets do?

I don't think it's as bad as all that since it's unlikely you're a big enough threat but you do need patents in the off chance that you really are good enough for them to feel threatened. Oh, you can't really fight but maybe you can sell the patents to the highest bidder, probably a troll. Either that or try to become a patent troll on your own. I know, sad ain't it.

Anonymous declares war after French firm trademarks its logo

Eddy Ito

Re: they're more protective of their IP than LOCOG and the IOC.

To add a minor point, I don't believe Anonymous makes a whole bunch of cash off the logo so in addition to kicking everyone else out of the park they also aren't turning the park into a factory.

Tracking Android phones is easy, says researcher

Eddy Ito

Very interesting

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go dig that old Garmin unit out of the closet.

Marlinspike demos MS-CHAPv2 crack

Eddy Ito

Ouch!

Chapcrack! That certain to get attention 'cause let's face it a chapped crack sounds uncomfortable as it is but being exposed by someone who goes by Marlinspike only adds to the pucker factor.

Forget 'climate convert' Muller: Here's the real warming blockbuster

Eddy Ito
Joke

That answers that

It seems pretty clear, the observed rises in temperature are man made. Well, at least until someone finds a large natural surface asphalt formation. Oh, asphalt has carbon in it. QED!

Big biz 'struggling' to dump Windows XP

Eddy Ito
Childcatcher

Re: Dinosaurs companies

Come on guys, go easy on the kid. Heck he's probably on his third mobile in two years and when you consider his software was always free warez and his oldest program is a free version of Angry Birds, his comment makes sense. Besides, he's probably a bit afraid of things that are more mature than he is.

Never mind Azure: They BROKE Twitter!

Eddy Ito
Coat

Shirley

it's a social notworking site.

Apple's new Safari snubs older Macs, drops Windows version

Eddy Ito

Re: Universal search field

I expect Google Search will be following closely behind Google Maps as it seems likely Apple will be switching their default search as soon as any contract they might have expires.

Hmm, I wonder if working a deal with the ex-GooGirl over at Bing powered Yahoo! Search wouldn't be a nice stick with which Apple's can poke the boys over at Mountain View. Why I can almost hear Merissa now; "I am Mountain Lion, hear me ROAR! MEW! [mumbles to self] Damn, why did they have to pick a Felinae?"

Apple misses earnings targets, Street reacts

Eddy Ito
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Re: No 'slide'

FFS, according to the chart they sold over 70 million iPhones in the two previous quarters. That's roughly one for every 100 people on the planet, how many more were they supposed to sell? I'm sure there was a good deal of upgrading and folks who finally caved because it could do "4G" on their carrier of choice. If it isn't a slide, it's certainly been a bubble. Frankly now that those two groups are mostly up to speed I have to believe the pundits claiming 80 million iPhone 5s have got to be smoking something growing wild in the reality distortion field. Sure there will be a big first week surge as the "gotta have its" go nuts but until there is another large breakthru, 2πG perhaps, it's bound to cool as there wouldn't be much benefit of going to the 5. Hell, sans the aforementioned breakthru I'll wager it drops again slightly next quarter. I know what you're thinking, it's either; "oh wise sage, what will be the number of iPhones sold?" or "alright smart arse, how many?". Sure, it's exactly 23,141,593 +/- nπ/4 for some values of n and that's as accurate as any other number you'll hear.

Facebook's Zuckerberg awarded privacy patent

Eddy Ito

Gobsmacked

Facebook and privacy have never been two things I would ever associate together without the word "invasion" following closely behind.

‘Printed boat’ places second in novelty race

Eddy Ito

Simply a titanic endeavour!

Seriously, the end of the race, Titanic. It's ok, I didn't see the iceberg either and I assume there were enough life jackets to go around. Oh, race video is here.

Apple building 'tactical' data center with 'mantrap' doors

Eddy Ito

Meh

Still has to have a fire exit. Presumably they'll know when "Elvis" has left the building.

Eddy Ito

Re: Isn't this normal?

@Aaron Em,

So what you're saying is that theft involved the consumption of an inordinate amount of coffee and burritos outside followed by a laxative moments before entering. Or did the facility not have facilities on the inside?

Apple iOS 6 beta limits number of apps per device

Eddy Ito
Coat

Re: Why 500 & 1000?

But there is only one round number, it's 2π. If you have that many apps, I can see why the poor iPhone would have difficulty.

The one with the compass in the pocket. No, no, the other kind of compass; looks a bit like dividers.

Yahoo! Poaches! New! CEO! From! Google!

Eddy Ito

Vote of confidence?

Good luck to the new CEO and board members now the only question is whether I should add any YHOO to my portfolio. Why not (Y! ?), might as well go in for a few shares and trade out a known slug that's back where I started in October. Yes, I'm looking at you F, if only I had sold in the spring.

US county named 'area of outstanding natural stupidity'

Eddy Ito

Re: Agreed

@Dave 126

Funny thing though, as the parents were convicted felons his mother had the gun illegally so actually the country doesn't allow firearms for 'home defence' in this particular case. Also, can you conclusively show that "far more family members are harmed by said guns than intruders are" or is that just bog standard drivel you read somewhere that would also apply to anything else in the home like kitchen knives, hatchets, hammers, swimming pools, automobiles, etc. Let's not forget the other two suicide favorites in the U.S. like poison and a means of suffocation. Hmmm, maybe that's why so many places are banning plastic bags at the grocer.

That said, I can only hope she gets prosecuted by the feds in addition to the state and I hope the state's charges stick. Perhaps a nice break from a free and public lifestyle will allow her to gain perspective and perhaps understand why it was illegal for her to have a firearm in the first place.

Early verdict on Intel Ultrabook™ push: FAIL

Eddy Ito

Re: Did you stretch the Ultrabook photo horizontally...

I recall the discussion of it being a stock photo also. I still find it odd neither company could find a real person to actually hold one or even a mockup. Do hand models and photographers really charge so much money or is it just so much easier to hire a kid with photoshop?

Disable Gadgets NOW says Redmond

Eddy Ito

Now I'm confused

I thought metro was the new sidebar.

LOHAN fizzles forlornly in REHAB

Eddy Ito

after party?

Did you attempt to fire the rocket motor again at ambient after the experiment? I only ask because, not knowing the fuel composition, it might be that one of the ingredients or binders that make up the solid fuel sublimates at low pressure leaving a non-viable mix in the combustion chamber. I know it isn't fun just burning through rocket motors (actually it kinda is) but it would be an easy test to see if the life was sucked out of the poor thing.

US law enforcement phone snooping on the rise

Eddy Ito

Easy

"We need to know how law enforcement differentiates between records of innocent people, and those that are subjects of investigation"

Easy, they don't differentiate jack shit. Roughly 90% of the law enforcement officers I've met seem to have the attitude that everyone is a criminal albeit some haven't been caught yet. On the other hand the remaining 10% are some of the greatest people I've ever met and make me wonder why there doesn't seem to be anything in between.

Apple unveils tightened Mountain Lion requirements

Eddy Ito

Puma redux

There are plenty other cats, couldn't they use a different one rather than just using the alias of puma? Should we expect Cougar to crop up in short order or will they go further into the Felinae to something like Abyssinian perhaps? Seriously, some of the smaller cats deserve the respect, clearly the Apple naming folk have never seen a 35 lb bobcat take down a 150+ lb deer.

Watch out for the GIGANTIC ALIEN JELLYFISH, warns space boffin

Eddy Ito

Re: optionally

The politicians only look like that because they had to fight the lawyers to get to the bottom.

Now then about those jellyfish, sliced thin a little vinegar, chili pepper and perhaps a bit of cucumber... so when do we dine they get here.