* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

Firefox OS starts third-place race against Windows Phone

Eddy Ito

Well sure but "the ZTE would be commercially available from its Moviestar shops on 2 July." Since it's been out since tomorrow through one network operator it only seems reasonable that it would be ahead of nothing.

NASA to flip ion engine's 'OFF' switch after brilliant 5.5 year burn

Eddy Ito
Pint

Re: Neat

By the look of it, I believe that is the inside of the vacuum chamber so I'd wager that pic was taken at the start of the project and there is a very good possibility the gentleman in question was thinking something very like you describe only perhaps 'I wonder if it will work'.

With that, I pint to the NASA folks for another job well done.

Ecuador denies granting asylum, safe passage to Snowden

Eddy Ito

Re: Gotta hand it to the yankees, though

I propose that the use of the term 'Yanks' should generally apply to the people and 'yankees' or equally 'yank-mees' to apply to the government. Alternatively the citizenry should carry the capital 'Y' to differentiate from the lesser form which is the government which should get the respect it deserves with a lower case 'y'.

Obama says US won't scramble jets or twist arms for Snowden

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Re: "I'm not going to be scrambling jets to get a 29-year-old hacker"

Have you folks learned nothing from the "capture" of Bin Laden? Obama doesn't scramble jets, he's more the helicopter assault type.

Eddy Ito

Translation

What he says: "I'm not going to be scrambling jets to get a 29-year-old hacker"

What he means: "I have many scapegoat minions ready and willing to scramble jets to get the little bugger who embarrassed my administration and questioned my authority."

What he says: "I'm not going to have one case with a suspect who we're trying to extradite suddenly be elevated to the point where I've got to start doing wheeling and dealing..."

What he means: "John Kerry, clean up in aisle 8 please, John Kerry, clean up in aisle 8."

What he says: "I'm sure there will be a made-for-TV movie somewhere down the line."

What he means: "Do you think they'll be able to get Will Smith or Denzel to play me?"

German engineers demo ROBOT APE

Eddy Ito
Pint

"The 18 kg robot..."

I for one say thank goodness for that. Had it been 300 kg and seeing no tether, it would have been worrisome even with half the strength of a similarly sized ape. Now then, how about a nice video on really challenging terrain.

Throwing arms let humans rise above poo-flinging apes to play cricket

Eddy Ito

Re: Cricket vs Baseball

If you were paying someone $8M to play 16-20 games per year, wouldn't you want them in a protective suit also?

Chinese 'nauts return to Earth after vigorous space coupling

Eddy Ito

Re: Wang Yaping

Would a short video do?

Mint 15 freshens Ubuntu's bad bits

Eddy Ito
WTF?

Re: Alternative to Windows?

"... I may as well save myself all the stress on Linux and use proper Windows."

I don't see the problem. If you prefer Windows then by all means use Windows. What's the point of a rant on Mint/Linux? You're right, you can't use AutoCAD on Linux but you can use DraftSight. Personally, I've had nothing but problems running my older acad on Win 7 so switching made sense for me but if it doesn't work for you, stick with what does. Whinging about it is all a bit juvenile. Do you whinge about shoes too? I mean it's plainly obvious the ones that don't fit are uncomfortable pieces of crap and the laces are too short and the sole doesn't provide enough traction but these shoes over here are wonderful and cradle your feet so it feels like walking on air so only only an EPIC FAIL would make someone choose the other shoes. Is that about right?

Microsoft: Someone gave us shot in the ARM by swallowing Surface tabs

Eddy Ito

Re: Need an OS with that box, Mr Customer?

Do you honestly think ARM doesn't have the ability to unlock the boot loader? I'd wager their RT tablets are dual boot units by now.

Media phone-hacking? Tip of the iceberg, says leaked police report

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Oh, that NotW. In this neck of the woods I mostly see these NotWs.

NSA hacked China's top carriers in hunt for SMS data - report

Eddy Ito

Re: @Martijn Otto

"the only country spying on another country"

That's just it. It has always been big government on big government Cold War type action and it sold rather well, just look at the money the James Bond franchise makes. Unfortunately something happened when everyone just started to get along as it were and sure there was still spying but the big tension filled headlines about nuke missiles, nuke subs & spy vs spy faded to be replaced by "War on [insert nonentity here]". There was the war on drugs where we spied on Moriega and Escobar to take them down and followed it with the war on terror and spying on the Taliban and Saddam and it all looked like big government vs either government or international crime syndicate which many people thought was fair. The problem is it wasn't just that and still isn't, it is government vs the people - We the People.

Lots of people contend the second amendment is pointless because a US citizen armed with an AR15 rifle is no match for an armed battalion with tanks. It's more than likely true but it's no less true that a US citizen armed with the Constitution is no match for the current police state that swerves, jukes and spins its way through secret courts, specious claims of national security, dismisses habeas corpus by labeling someone a terr'ist and decrees by fiat a person so labeled is guilty until proven innocent.

Constitutional Convention anyone?

Cuba bound? Edward Snowden leaves Hong Kong

Eddy Ito
Pint

Re: UN966 Hong Kong to Moscow

Oh hell, if the FSB won't buy him a drink, I'll be happy to. The smartest thing any US President could do at this point is to give Snowden a blanket pardon for any charges arising from this fiasco. Granted, they'll just use the snooping data to conjure up evidence of other worse crimes and persecute him for those instead so it wouldn't really matter.

It takes a brave man to do the right thing and give up his former lifestyle. Pity the US is such a bunch of busybodies now with bitcoin, we could use an anonymous currency to support true patriots like Snowden without the whole "aiding the enemy" BS.

Leaked docs: GCHQ spooks secretly haul in more data than NSA

Eddy Ito
Coat

Re: We have a light oversight regime compared with the US

So, you're saying Eadon has access to dog droppings and matches? You're right, that is rather worrisome.

OH! What's this in my pocket?!

2012: second costliest year for weather and climate-related disasters

Eddy Ito
Happy

Re: "Don't build in tornado alley"

"Blizzards occur with regularity"

That's actually very true. Having spend my first 4 decades or so in the northeastern corner of the US, hell the northeastern corner of New England, things pretty much fall into a groove during winter. It's a place where there isn't much difference between a Nor'easter, a blizzard and any Tuesday in January. Folks know to mount the plow and the Hakkapeliittas and carry on because it's just Tuesday. When you get a bit south of New York things change and a dusting of snow in DC leads to chaos and shutting down the city which is probably for the best since DC drivers, like my uncle, aren't very good even in nice weather. No offense Unc.

Eddy Ito

How can you say that?

1) Think of the rich people and that wonderful view they have to protect. Haven't you seen pictures of the view from the Kennedy compound in Edgartown?

2) The desert is cheap real estate and there are no mosquitoes or plants to cause allergies. Just mind the poisonous critters as they crawl by.

3) Forests are for suckers who like forest fires.

4) We already have these, one is called New Orleans.

5) Do you think we are made of money? We have to subsidize corporate agriculture already because we wouldn't want to cut into their profits and raise the price of food beyond that imposed by the tariffs on imported food. True competition is for chumps.

6) But, but, but tornado alley is cheap real estate and is almost as good as the desert. Besides, what could go wrong?

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Chinese Space Program

Eddy Ito
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Chinese Space Program

Way back in the day about a year ago El Reg ran this article pointing out that ugly stinky girls need not apply. Today we have the answer with this video. It seems they wanted someone who would have the intestinal fortitude and TV time looks in order to work the space agency adverts. Isn't it nice to know some things never change?

Full credit to Air & Space Smithsonian magazine.

Sunday's night sky to be flooded by MASSIVE SUPERMOON

Eddy Ito

"as it comes within 221,824 miles of Earth"

"The moon's distance to Earth only varies about 50,000 miles"

Oh, so only only about 20 percent then. Still, it would make other things challenging if say the bed or your trousers were 20% smaller at times.

3D printers now emitting merged manufacturers

Eddy Ito

Re: The new wok?

The problem is the term "3d printing" has become a catch all for every type of additive manufacturing. We aren't likely to see consumer level selective laser sintering (SLS) machines for a while yet but the current set of fused deposition modeling (FDM) or fused filament fabrication (FFF) is useful for far more than toys depending on the material used and the abilities of the printer. You could print anything from custom chocolates to replacement or custom car parts. Lots of cars today have plastic intake manifolds and some FDM machines will handle thermoplastics with the needed heat properties. You can also overprint substrates so if you needed a part with metal threads it would be trivial to start the print, insert a metal nut as required and finish printing the rest of the part encapsulating the nut. Taking it another step these printers are good for making wax patterns for casting metals at which point the SLS machines aren't really necessary.

Sure, I see your point that 3d printers aren't going to be like TVs but so what? TVs are leisure devices not productive ones. Productive devices are tools and generally people buy the tools they find useful and particularly it's the low cost, easy to use, multipurpose tools that are most frequently bought. These printers aren't any different from sewing machines, not everyone has one, not everyone has a need for one but for those who have and use sewing machines they are very useful, domestically. It all depends on what your "day-to-day domestic uses" are.

Oh, I'm not clear on what you mean by "The new wok?". Is the wok the utensil which consigned all the other cookery to the cupboard or is it a piece that has been so consigned? I know mine is used almost daily but that doesn't mean my black iron skillet, stock pots and waffle iron aren't used. Notably the waffle iron is mostly used only on weekends but then it is rather specialized.

Increased cell phone coverage tied to uptick in African violence

Eddy Ito

Re: The history of tribal violence

I didn't say there wasn't preexisting tribal violence but it's hardly an Africa only thing so Africa isn't special in that regard. It was hardly peace, love doves, tie-dye sheets and waterbeds anywhere in precolonial days. Go back to the Aztecs and you'll find they weren't the nicest people around and were overthrown in part because all the nearby tribes signed up with Cortez in hopes of sloughing off their existing master. Also notice that many alliances between Native Americans and the different European powers were based on joining the side opposite the alliances of their tribal enemies.

My comment that Africa is young refers to the actual living populous not the historical record. If you want to see similar behavior have a look at the young hoodlums that form gangs (not exactly tribal lines but often racial) in parts of some US cities. In general the former colonies that had easy transitions also had the benefit of an older population and longer life expectancy. Africa has a population that is mostly made up of children who are easily influenced by the nearest figurehead, be it tribal or warlord, who promises them some shiny.

Sure colonialism may have temporarily suppressed violence but it didn't do anything to address the cause so when the time came for withdrawal it's hardly surprising that little changed. Effectively the colonial powers screwed up by installing a fragile toy government and walking away only to wring their hands when it quickly swings back to either chaos or a powerful dictator and the only thing they can think to do is throw money at it.

Eddy Ito

FFS

It isn't the colonialism per se, it's the transition and reason for the transition from colonial to independent state. Your list of former colonies represents transitions that were conducted orderly with established governments ready to take on the socioeconomic burden of becoming independent. If you look at much of Africa oftentimes the transition consisted of the imperial power saying "bye, we're leaving now" as opposed to being violently kicked out, smooth transitions to new governments or moving from one power to another.

Of all former imperial colonies with abrupt transitions India has, IMHO, done the best but part of that was because the political structure suckled up to Soviet structures for a softer transition and has done a good job of weaning itself into a global power. Sure, they could have done better but considering they started by groping around in the darkness of global politics it wasn't bad.

In all, it's generally the most recently independent colonies which is where the trouble is. Ghana, which is 10 years "younger" than India, seems to be doing quite well while Somalia which gained independence only three years after Ghana isn't. Zimbabwe isn't much of a surprise given it's such a young pup and given South Africa's heritage it's no surprise either.

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Africa also has another problem that doesn't get mentioned in the sociopolitical context and the prevalence of violence. Africa, for all it's history, is a young continent that most likely just needs to grow up. By young I refer to the age of the population which is probably a result of poor health care and rampant disease. If you look where there tends to be a surplus of strife you will find a rather low median age everywhere in the world. Let's have a look; Somolia: 17.7 years, Zimbabwe: 19.5, Rwanda: 18.7, Sudan: 18.9, Sierra Leone: 19.0* compared to India: 26.7, Hong Kong: 44.5 & Singapore: 33.6. (Quickly before someone jumps up and says Mexico: 27.7 has lots of drug violence. I'd call that an aberration since once you get away from the borders where it's really prevalent it either isn't reported or isn't much of a problem and besides it's all backlash from the current version of Prohibition.) Africa's real problem is there aren't enough old cantankerous fucks, like many of us here, who won't put up with the crap given off by the young dumb and full of come little shits who have nothing better to do than cause trouble.

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*All taken from the CIA World Factbook so salt as required.

Soylent days and soylent nights

Eddy Ito

Re: Not gloopy

"Sebastian Brosig asked for detailed reports from the other end."

Ok this "not gloopy" bizness, are you talking about the gozinta or the gozouta? On a side note I have it on good authority that color depends a lot on bile production and how long it stays in your system. Think of it like a traffic light, green slips right on through, yellow gets delayed a bit and red, let's hope you had beets last night.

Eddy Ito
Pint

Re: Feet, stones, pounds...

@Gene Cash

You bastard! You owe me half this icon and the one to the right of it.

Eddy Ito
Coat

Re: "if it's not chilled, it's utterly disgusting"

"Ironic given the Wattney's [SHUDDER] Red Barrel comment above..."

I'm guessing the book will called 'The Red Barrel of Courage'.

Eddy Ito
Happy

Vulture West?

"By Jack Clark in San Francisco"

"That's 175 pounds to you statesiders—Ed."

The only conclusion being that the San Francisco office is actually located in one of the San Franciscos not in the U.S. Is it Tlaxcala, Mexico or El Petén, Guatemala? How about Putumayo Colombia? I have a friend who retired near San Francisco de Dos Ríos District in Costa Rica, should I ask him to drop in for a pint?

Huawei unwraps Ascend P6: World's slimmest smartphone

Eddy Ito

"6 refers to its girth"

Is this another British English thing? On this side of the pond girth refers to a circumferential measure and would typically be twice the sum of the thickness and width given the phones shape. Of course Huawei could be using it to mean something odd like 6 cm x 6 mm but that seems a bit of a stretch.

NSA: We COULD track you by your phone ... if we WANTED to

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Re: Pretty much the definition of over-reach.

Only Feinstein would try defending a massively expensive, expansive and invasive program by pretty much saying it doesn't do anything. I'm sorry Diane, if all you get is querying and no content then you're doing it wrong and essentially saying the users are too stupid to get results doesn't make it better, it makes it worse.

Please Diane give us all a present for your 80th birthday and retire. I can nearly guarantee the voters of CA will replace you with some just as looney and none of the other states will notice the change.

Eddy Ito

Big deal

These are pretty much the same people who had one of the Boston Marathon bombers on a terrorism watch list and were forewarned by none other than Russia's FSB to pay attention to him two years before. The FBI even interviewed the guy. What good did all that do? The Department of Homeboy Security still couldn't identify the bombers with tons of video and stills and ultimately got the identification from the public after releasing some of the pictures to the press.

All that spying and tracking, signals blaring, warning alarms sounded and for what? I tell ya, these Big Brother spy agencies like the NSA make the Keystone Cops look like paragons of detective work.

SCO vs. IBM battle resumes over ownership of Unix

Eddy Ito

Re: SCO ... do us all a favour . . .

Too true, the "Zombie lawsuit..." should have been a dead [no pun intended but hey it works] give away.

Critical Java SE update due Tuesday fixes 40 flaws

Eddy Ito

Java SE

I assume this means Java Shite Edition or is that too broad?

Weird interview questions

Eddy Ito

Re: Name the unit of capacatance.

May be it was maibee it wasn't but it was an oral test and he did have an odd accent.

Eddy Ito

Name the unit of capacatance.

Me: A Farad.

Boss: No the units.

Me: It's a farad.

Boss: No, I mean in base units it's a Coulomb squared times second squared divided by kilogram times meter squared.

Me: But that's just a Coulomb per Volt which is a Farad.

Oddly, and in retrospect unfortunately, I got the job.

Apple said to be 'exploring' 5.7-inch iPhone

Eddy Ito

Re: Anti-Apple bias

"... once the new Samsung inspired, I mean Apple inspired Phablet is introduce you'll be put in your place."

iPhablet, Shirley.

Eddy Ito

Re: There's nothing wrong with copying

The shape, size and colour thing should not be a patent - USAians refer to "Design Patents". Don't call them patents - Much of the rest of the world refers to registered designs, or infringing trade dress, which means that it is less likely that these two concepts are conflated.

Technically design patents only apply to ornamentation and are not supposed to cover functionality. To me a rectangular case that holds a slightly smaller rectangular screen is functional not ornamentation so it shouldn't get a design patent and being fairly obvious it should never get a utility patent either.

We want to put a KILL SWITCH into your PHONE, say Feds

Eddy Ito

Re: Yeah, its about protecting your stolen phone - seriously?

"all they have to do is ask (or require) the phone company to disconnect that phone number"

It's unlikely they would know exactly which phone was being used as a trigger and far easier to just jam the signals in an area to prevent the call from coming in. I agree that bricking every nearby device to eliminate the possibility of evidence of police misconduct being posted to youtube is a better possibility.

Eddy Ito
Big Brother

@Phil O'Sophical

Similar thing here at SFO. The morons pried the catches off the wife's instrument case because they must have been stymied by the push buttons. The TSA padlock on the center locking eye they managed just fine though and it was the only thing holding the case shut when she went through customs.

Confidence in US Congress sinks to lowest level ever recorded

Eddy Ito

Re: You have two hand-picked partisan polticians: CHOOSE ONE

Too true, it's usually the networks that parrot their political masters' comments about third party candidates. It's usually the radical, extreme, fringe, quixotic or unelectable candidate versus the two respected, honorable, experienced and or wise candidates from the major parties.

In reality the two party cartel is basically voting for the shit sandwich with mayo or the shit sandwich with mustard. Of course there are the extremes of the two parties which claim to be whole wheat or multi-grain too but still a shit sandwich.

Eddy Ito
Boffin

Different views

It's simple, the question is worded wrong. I'd wager if the question was "I am going to read you a list of politicians in American society. Please tell us how much confidence you, yourself, have in each one – a great deal, quite a lot, some, or very little?" We would find out that on average each person has a great deal of confidence in 3 to 5 members of Congress and very little for the other 530 or so. In short, folks will say, 'the elected officials I voted for are good but I wish all the other stupid people in America didn't vote for all those other jerks.' As a result as an institution, to most folks Congress looks like a bunch of dopes with the exception of a few bright sparks. On the whole, most folks are absolutely right.

US Supremes: Human genes can't be patented

Eddy Ito

Clarification needed

If a piece of cDNA is patented by some company, is that patent automatically voided if someone happens to identify, isolate or otherwise find it to occur naturally, perhaps in an ancient isolated sect of humanity?

#Facebook: Now all your hashtags ARE BELONG TO US, Twitter

Eddy Ito
Devil

Facebook fun for Tweetles

I propose a new hashbang tag. Think of the hilarity that will ensue with the appropriate use of splat somewhere in that tag.

NSA: 'Dozens of attacks' prevented by snooping

Eddy Ito
Big Brother

Déjà vu

"This rock program keeps tigers terrorists away."

"How does it work?"

Can't tell you, top secret. It's a matter of national security but I don't see any tigers around, do you?

How NSA spooks spaffed my DAD'S DATA ALL OVER THE WEB

Eddy Ito

"I wonder if all my sites and activities would experience, ahem, enhanced scrutiny for a little while."

It's ok, they've already crawled all over your sites picking and prying. How do you think they found the picture in the first place?

Apple at WWDC: Sleek new iOS, death of the big cats, pint-sized Mac Pro

Eddy Ito
Coat

Re: Revenge of the Mac Cube

I don't know, if done right it could make quite an attractive server cluster if you route the cables right. You know like under the plastic six pack holder.

I wonder if it will have a diet cola version with only four cores per serving.

The real question about the Mac Pro; does it hold a proper pint?

Who thinks the Mac Pro designer will be the next one canned?

Thanks you've been great. I'll be here all week.

Eddy Ito
WTF?

Mavericks!?!

I heard at work and thought; are they naming it after the Dallas basketball team or James Gardner's character in the TV series?

"a place with some of the biggest waves and most extreme surfing in all of North America: OS X Mavericks."

Oh, so it has zero relatability to 99% of most people and I'm speaking as someone living in SoCal. Who knows, maybe that's what they are going for with 10.9 but we'll know after it's been in folks hands for a while.

NSA Prism: Why I'm boycotting US cloud tech - and you should too

Eddy Ito

Re: @ribosome

Yes, realpolitik has been around pretty much since the inception of the US. Consider that it was only 9 years from Washington becoming the first President and the passage of the Alien and Sedition Acts which were later used to stifle political opposition. It then follows step by step to the present day with the heel of government coming down on the neck of someone who only really wants what was promised in a document that is now little more than memorialized toilet paper considering how my government really treats it.

@Trevor: Great vid. Thanks. :)

Eddy Ito

Hang on, that's brilliant

Have the LOIC do the searches but give it some smarts so it downloads certain things but not others. Heck, on an unlimited plan it could download gigabytes of things that would really twist the shorts of some folks at the National Stasi Administration. Just be sure to point the download folder to /dev/null just in case it picks up anything really bad. I'm sure it could put a big fingerprint out there in the 8 or so hours one is at work with witnesses and all.

Stasi #1: "Can you tell me where you were between 6 am and 4 pm?"

Me: "Yes sir, I've been at work all day. You can check with your buddies over at Verizon, Google, Apple, MicroSoft and Facebook."

Stasi #2: "It checks out, Verizon has him leaving the house at 5:48 and arriving on the jobsite at 6:22. MicroSoft says he logged into Outlook at 6:31 sending and receiving emails until 4. Also Google shows him driving this path to the Taco shack at lunch and back. Then Apple Maps* has him stopping at the grocers on his way home at 4:33."

Stasi #1: "Apple Maps! Book him!"

*Sorry, couldn't resist.

Eddy Ito
Big Brother

@ribosome

"It's worth remembering that in 1812 the US decided to invade and annex Canada"

That is a bit of an oversimplification for the cause of that war given it leaves out things such as Canada being a British colony, Britain's attempts to suppress US trade with France and pressing US merchant sailors into British Naval duty. Admittedly some of the last group were undoubtedly British Naval personnel who deserted and found employ among US merchant vessels but certainly not all. Also note that there were Native Americans allied on both sides and it's a good bet some or most of that was the old enemy of my enemy thing. In short the final insult on one side was probably seen very differently by the other side and the "cause" was more a show of wills and egos than anything else.

The current mess of offenses perpetrated by my government is far less excusable however. It's bad enough that they have insisted on seeing us naked on their scanners and have finally agreed to overlay an outline of Gumby over our nude form as mild appeasement. Tracking our every move, call, word, association and communique is tantamount to high treason. Have we learned nothing from the perversions of our past? Did Harry Truman's warning about good ol' J. Edgar teach us nothing? It seems too many will not care, nor will they realize that their Google, Apple, etc accounts all do the same thing. Give Uncle Same entry into their hip pocket through iPhone, Android or WP8. Should I hold out hope for the Firefox phone? I don't know but fortunately it's approaching cocktail time when I don't have to care about updating my status.

"yep, son, we have met the enemy and he is us." -- Pogo

Google accused of hypocrisy over Glass ban at shareholder shindig

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Re: hypocrisy hippo-crispy

We can only hope someone writes a virus that takes the sound of a flush as a command to post the last 5 minutes of video as a Facebook status update.

Eddy Ito

hypocrisy hippo-crispy

You can buy camera pens anywhere from Amazon to Wally World so walking into the bog or board meeting covertly recording isn't exactly rocket surgery. Sure, you'll likely get odd angles and less than perfectly framed shots but it puts the GOOGs Glass a bit more into perspective.

Obama weighs in on NSA surveillance imbroglio

Eddy Ito

Re: USA <-> CHINA

Welcome to the United Stasi of America