* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

Forget Wi-Fi, boffins get 150Mbps Li-Fi connection from a lightbulb

Eddy Ito

Re: You have to marvel at the bullshit that goes into marketing guff.

I don't know what you've been smoking but it's clearly hazed your vision or the only led lights you've seen have "cool white" or some such and not clear covers. I just came from class where they had replaced all the florescent tubes with led tubes last year and I can tell you for certain that the led tubes have over a hundred leds each. Anyone can go ahead and verify that fact with a simple Google image search but don't let reality get in the way of a perfectly good uneducated rant.

If you want to bitch about the color spectrum of led lights, fine, but whinging about the use of "Green" in the marketing is just as childish as the folks who whinge about something not stating that it is "Green". Let's face it, too many people have been taught the buzzwords without really knowing the meaning so saying something has high "whatever" efficiency means absolutely bupkis to the more than 90% of people who don't really understand how what they are buying works but if you compare it to the hulk and say "it's green", at least they think they understand. Not saying it's wrong to call bullshit on marketing that won't back up its words with data but to not understand that most of it is hyperbole for the great unwashed smug fuckers is, IMNSHO, just silly.

US red-tape will drain boffins' brains into China, says crypto-guru Shamir

Eddy Ito

Time for a change

It's pretty clear that in order to attract the best and brightest minds from around the world these conferences and symposiums will need to be scheduled internationally perhaps rotating through a list of science friendly countries. I know I'd be more likely to attend a conference in Grand Cayman than one in Maryland, not that I'm likely to be invited.

NSA boss Alexander and deputy to take a hike next year

Eddy Ito

I'm not sure Alexander will be working for a defense contractor but there may be a bidding war between Apple, Google and Microsoft.

Rorschach test suggested as CAPTCHA replacement

Eddy Ito
Coat

I have to ask

Is your clown upside-down and ahem, 'kissing' a lamb? Just asking because I see two bees trying to land on the same flower. Yeah, that's it, bees and a flower.

The one with mind bleach in the pocket.

Screw Internet-of-Things: Boffins build Internet-of-Sound UNDERWATER

Eddy Ito

Re: Radio

Aren't many audio frequencies reflected by density changes in the water column such as thermoclines and haloclines thus limiting how deep signals can be transmitted?

'Please, steal my phone' TV ads by T-Mobile US slammed by legal eagles

Eddy Ito

Please, it was nearly a year ago when all four major US carriers, including T-Mobile, started a stolen phone database because of mobile phone theft. Now most stolen phones are quickly shifted out of the country so naturally the siren call is to have a remote kill feature without considering how easy it is to defeat. All the would be thief needs to do is carry a metalized pouch to slip the phone in moments after nicking it killing any signals intended to track, brick or wipe said phone allowing the thief to drop it in the post to another country at his leisure. I'm assuming the attorneys general have never heard of a Faraday cage and aren't particularly interested in learning. I'll wager they also aren't particularly interested in the mobile phone that was stolen in a far off land and is being used here in the US even if it was originally nicked from the grandmother of their tax free nanny.

I'm thinking the only way to truly brick a phone is to have it set to auto-destruct if a passcode isn't entered every so often. But let's be honest, how many people forget to plug in often enough never mind willing to risk a tamagotchiPhone from committing seppuku by shorting or puncturing its lithium battery? Although it would probably sell great as a game.

US parents proclaim 811 'Messiahs'

Eddy Ito

Re: Not to be racist

"(Many married women use this freedom without even knowing they are doing it.)"

If you are talking about the tradition of taking the husband's surname it's actually harder to not take it in some states. When the missus and I got hitched we were asked no fewer than four times if she was going to take my name and each clerk offered to sell accept the fee for the legal paperwork for changing her name, even the JP. Oddly many of them had a disappointed look when we politely declined, you would think they got a commission on each piece of paper filed.

I do recognize that women are currently more likely to switch back and forth because it can be such a hassle especially given dozens of longstanding accounts. Hell, I once nearly got into a row with a bank teller over check made out to the name I generally go by, my middle name Edward, and not my first name, Robert. In the end the bank manager had me fill out a form indicating Edward as an alias.

'Patent trolling' InterDigital CAN ask ITC to ban Nokia mobes: Supreme Court

Eddy Ito

True Obama will likely overrule it but it won't be because of SEPs it will be because the company facing the ban is Microsoft, a U.S. company that owns lots of politicians makes considerable political contributions contributes mightily to the U.S. economy, politically speaking of course.

Bonking boffins say bacon biters won't breed

Eddy Ito

Bonking Boffins

Hang on, where's the NFC ang... oh wait, I guess it doesn't get much nearer does it?

Snowden: NSA whacks US in the WALLET, slurps millions of contacts books

Eddy Ito

"seeking to understand online communication tools & technologies"

One could say exactly the same thing about China's great firewall. The real question, what do they do once they "understand"? Somehow I believe the answer is less "oh, that's all" and more "we'll have to fix that."

Laptops Snowden took to Hong Kong and Russia 'just a decoy'

Eddy Ito

Makes sense

Given the NSA operates on the opposite premise, it only makes sense that Hanlon's razor would apply the the NSA.

Eddy Ito

Re: Just a few years in the land of the free...

"Is it just me growing old, or has the world changed beyond recognition?"

What's really changed is the viewpoint. Information is more readily available in raw form which allows us to call bullshit on the massaged messages mass media metes out.

Apple's iWatch to appear in 2014, will RULE your home – new claim

Eddy Ito

Re: It doesn't matter if it's any good

The epithet "well known" is so often applied to something which has just been coined, in order to endow it with validity, gravitas and credibility.

Except the concept of a Veblen good is well known in economic circles. Just because it may not be well known to you doesn't make it an epithet.

Eddy Ito
Meh

"what the hell good is it?"

"a multi-purpose gateway in allowing consumers to control their home"

So it's the gateway drug loss leader pry bar for Apple to shift ultra expensive iThermostats, iDimmers and Barry White filled iPods. What will they think of next, stain resistant iShag carpeting?

Easily picked CD-ROM drive locks let Mexican banditos nick ATM cash

Eddy Ito

Re: BIOS Password

"At least what they steal this way comes directly from the banks and not from a customer's account."

I'd imagine the criminals could easily record many card and PIN details on a Friday night and duplicate the cards for use later to drain a customer's account.

Wanna run someone over in your next Ford? No dice, it won't let you

Eddy Ito

Re: "frying pan into the fire incidents"

@AC 20:49

"what makes you think that the engineers who designed this system are any less astute than your team?"

I don't know what you read but I did not state any such thing. I merely agreed with the original poster that the frying pan into the fire scenario was my first though as well. I never said it was my only thought but don't let that stop you from claiming that I'm "talking bollocks" when it's evident I'm not. I stated that I think it's a bad idea to take control away from the operator and merely stated my experiences. If it can be manually overridden then it doesn't fully take control, does it? It may be that a simple flick of the wrist will release the system back to the driver but that isn't clear since overriding the system isn't shown in the linked video. Granted, it's partially implied since the driver has his hands very near the wheel so as to catch it if it goes wonky but it isn't known if that is just a technology demonstrator in debug mode or something much closer to the final product. I also understand engineering, especially the research and development variety, and it comes with lawyers, lots of lawyers who not only obscure the language to shift as many patents as possible but also ones who understand that anyone hurt by the latest miracle will be launching massive sueballs at the company.

Since you mentioned non-incapacitated drivers, what do you suppose it does with one who is incapacitated and the car decides to swerve instead of stop as shown in the video? Does it then proceed to stop or wrongly release the car back to a person who is incapable of controlling it? I don't know. I also don't know if the engineering team thought of it because they didn't mention they had so I must assume they have not and would prefer they think about it now that it's been brought up. As a result this is a great technology demo but we don't know if it will make it past the lawyers to become a real product or even if the U.S. government will go ahead a make it mandatory like they did with tire pressure warning lights, traction control and soon rear view cameras for reversing.

"After all, you wouldn't like people talking bollocks about your own design either, would you?"

For your edification, I have these things called design reviews. The purpose of these is to do our best to determine if we have thought of all the details such as was the case with the wheelchair. In short, no I don't mind at all if people want to point out potential deficiencies in my designs, in fact I prefer to get such feedback as early and as often as possible. I'm not anywhere near that arrogant, as you so obviously think.

Eddy Ito

Re: Umm...

The issue is eloquently expressed when you say 'I would not trust my car to change lanes on me'... all these things can significantly alter your vector without your control, so why is the steering special ?

Steering is special because it can typically "alter your vector" at a much higher rate than differential braking pressure can since the former can do it with nearly zero tire scrub while the latter must add considerable drag to change the direction of the vehicle. Add to that the traction control systems also expect the driver to, well, drive. Also the function of traction control systems are to compensate for simple mistakes by the driver, such as stepping on the brake or accelerator too hard, in order to help the driver maintain control not take control away. In the end, differences in tire pressure can change cause a car to drift too but I'm not about to sweat the course correction required by having an extra 2 psi in the left side tires.

The other thing this system ignores is the fact that there exists an enormous unknown and that is the reaction of the other party or 'target' if you will. Should it assume that since it has changed lanes only to find an oncoming idiot going 90 that the idiot will remain on course or that it will steer into the target it has avoided? Will the idiot have the same system and both systems respond by juking into any open space only to find that space occupied by its equal and they juke and jive back and forth until they meet in the middle? Granted it should be applying the brake to reduce the impact but a reasonably skilled driver might also pick the lesser of two evils and switch back into their original lane and I doubt a computer ever would.

Finally, I don't really mind the braking when something darts in front of you so much but assuming the system has previously warned the operator of a potential collision or hazard, which it could easily do in the scenario shown in the linked video, why doesn't it then proceed to make a safe stop? It has decided the operator is deficient for not reacting to the warning so why shouldn't it come to a complete stop as safely and swiftly as possible? It has no way to know if the operator is awake or suffering a medical emergency such as a stroke or heart attack so why would it ever give control back without some sort of confirmation from the operator that they are able to resume control?

Eddy Ito

"frying pan into the fire incidents"

That's my first thought as well. I just find it a bad idea to take control away from the person who's life may depend on having that control. When I was working on motorized wheelchairs there was a short but decisive debate about giving whether to enforce a stop or reduce performance at a critical motor temperature until the motors cooled back off to prevent the motor burning out. In short we decided in under a minute to warn the user about overtemping the motors but ultimately to let the user burn out the motor if they so chose. The reason was we could never know if the user was actually trying to escape a burning building where it may be impossible to cool the motors.

Post-PC world? POST-MAC WORLD more like

Eddy Ito
WTF?

Seriously?

"Clearly, Mr M is a Trollmeister among Trollmeisters."

You mean the very same Mr. M who writes articles with headlines like Apple's new iPhones dope-slap Samsung in US and Global execs name Apple 'most innovative company' – again and iOS 7 SPANKS Samsung's Android in user-experience rating? Being about as balanced as they come not all of Rik's headlines fawn over Apple but calling the articles that point out chinks in the Apple armor hardly rises to the charge of "a Myslewski-inspired trollfest". Now I don't always agree with Rik but for the most part he shoots straight and using terms like scribbler and Trollmeister only prove how fatuous globo-corp adoring children really are.

Brew me up, bro: 11-year-old plans to make BEER IN SPACE

Eddy Ito
Pint

Re: Interesting

"Also, as it forms in the beer the the CO2 bubbles up to the top, would the bubbles just stay suspended?"

I expect the CO2 would form few bubbles as the motion of the yeast, generating the CO2, and the tiny CO2 bubbles themselves will likely be determined by Brownian motion up to a certain size. At which point other forces like surface tension and the expanding larger bubbles simply engulfing the nearby smaller ones or breaching the outer surface of the liquid and leaving the body. The bubbles leaving the body of liquid should be quite interesting since it would resemble a rocket driven by the ejected mass of the bubble driven by the surface tension of the fluid. A floating ball of fluid wouldn't move because there should be no preference for the direction of the ejecta but when placed in a container it should produce a directional force. This experiment is getting more interesting by the minute. Who knew a simple pint would literally lead to rocket science?

Apple's new iPhones dope-slap Samsung in US

Eddy Ito

Re: Shall we all bookmark this thread

Why so we can look back and compare the irrational adoration some people pour over one or another ginormous globo-corp which could give half a shit if those same devotees kicked the bucket ten seconds after posting the details of their infatuation over the latest touchy feely shiny shiny? I mean it would be good for a laugh if it wasn't so pathetic.

Stallman's GNU at 30: The hippie OS that foresaw the rise of Apple - and is now trying to take it on

Eddy Ito

Re: Bzzzzzt!!! Wrong!!!

Big deal, an American Republican is one who only wants a national defense and bible beatings when the NSA catches you having sex wrong and an American Democrat is one who wants to enjoy the benefits produced and paid for by everyone else while the NSA quells rumblings of dissent.

Robot WildCat slips its leash and bounds around parking lot

Eddy Ito

Re: OK

I think it looks more like a simplified horse rather than a cat. The forelegs seem to consist of the equivalent of a radius/ulna as the upper leg and a metacarpal analog as the lower leg as I'd expect of a horse. A more cat like model would use analogs of a humerus and radius/ulna since the humerus of a cat makes up a considerably larger percentage of a cat's leg length than it does in a horse. The back legs are just wrong and almost human like with no feet.

NSA justifies hacking world's digital communications

Eddy Ito

Re: That's a good one!

They're not joking. That's genuine smoke they're blowing up our arses. Look here, you'll see it in this mirror they handed out to prove that smoke is real.

Exciting MIT droplet discovery could turbocharge power plants, airships and more

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Re: Nothing will make airships viable.

You mean something like this can never happen?

Me, I'm waiting for the light weight nuclear plant that will turn airships into the submarines of the skys.

Snowden's email provider gave crypto keys to FBI – on paper printouts

Eddy Ito

Re: Rand Paul

I suspect a lot here will be even more shocked when they find out that he is not only a Republican but from the dreaded faction that likes to party with tea and that naturally bends the noses of many.

Eddy Ito

That happened during the mid 1900s if not sooner.

Iranian cyberwar chief shot dead. Revolutionary Guard: Assassination? Don't 'speculate'

Eddy Ito

Re: "Any assassination could be seriously damaging to this nascent diplomacy"

I'd be more inclined to believe he said the wrong thing or spoke to the wrong people, perhaps in a hushed whisper, as the reason for it to have been an internally sanctioned hit. It's much easier on resources to blow up a fake high value target and blame it on the West if they were just looking for a pretext to kneecap diplomatic efforts.

The life of Pi: Intel to give away Arduino-friendly 'Galileo' tiny-puter

Eddy Ito

Re: The price will make it or break it.

That's my fear. At first read I thought it would make a nice Meego IVI for long road trips with the chitlins but I wonder if it has the throat for it and I'm not about to drop a few hundred to find out.

You put up with CRAPPY iOS 7. You can put up with Obamacare too, says prez

Eddy Ito

Health insurance != health care.

Well said.

Let's not forget that the whole point of this is to force the healthy younger generation in their mid-20s to 30s buying full insurance they likely won't need to theoretically drive down the cost of insurance for the elderly and those with "pre-existing" conditions. I don't see it reducing the percentage of GDP spent on health care since any decreases in the amount spent in one group will be more than made up for by the cost imposed on another. It's just another tax to shift money around under the guise of commerce.

The question the ACA doesn't address is the potential shortage of doctors which may or may not materialize.

Atomic clocks come to your wrist

Eddy Ito

Re: Even if you needed that accuracy...

"How accurately can it be set when you change the battery ?"

Does it automatically adjust for daylight savings/summer time?

Screen grab by Google, Amazon could delay Retina iPad mini – report

Eddy Ito

The source could be right

It just requires translation as I believe "cheap" or "cheaper" when relating to Apple means a lower cost for Apple hence a greater margin not a lower cost for the consumer of Apple products.

Steve Jobs AIRBRUSHED from history by APPLE months before his death

Eddy Ito

Bootstrap note FYI

The patent they meant to reference is 7,165,362 (PDF).

Apple wins patent for entrance to retail store

Eddy Ito

"Apple's crack legal team may come a-knockin' at your front door"

They have to throw lawsuits since it would be unwise to throw stones.

Microsoft investors push for Bill Gates defenestration: report

Eddy Ito

Very interesting

Perhaps if they both go, I might actually be tempted to buy back a few of the shares I've sold over the years. Hmm, maybe I'll wait until they get their APIs straight.

US.gov - including NASA et al - quits internet. Is the UN running it now?

Eddy Ito

HUH?!?!

"They effectively made the office of President a Beeblebrox role with little real power."

When did this happen? Presidents have been doing their damndest to push their power envelope past the last Jerk in Chief and have been doing it since at least Andrew Jackson. Arguably FDR was the best at it being able to push around both other branches of government with the best accomplishment being Presidential term limits.

Eddy Ito

Re: Other fixes...

And that would really destroy the Union narrative, now wouldn't it.

FTFY

Eddy Ito

Re: "'Due to a lapse in intelligence, the US federal government has shut down"

You mean the NSA is shut down too? In that case, I might just have to support this whole government shutdown thing. As it is, I'm not convinced more than half the people will even notice and since those folks will have the day off I'm not sure all of them will mind until the bills start coming due.

Rare gold iPhone 5s goes up against 50 caliber high precision rifle

Eddy Ito

Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

@AC 07:57

Gee, you're absolutely right. It's nice to have such an authoritative source of information and not just statements of opinion. What I don't understand is why would the Home Office representative state the recording practices are different if they aren't? I guess I'll have to take your word for it since you are such an authority on such matters.

Oh, just so you know, this is called sarcasm since you so clearly missed the irony earlier.

Eddy Ito

@AC 29/9/13 06:06 GMT

"We should be handing guns out in the streets."

Obama has already tried that and I would think it has failed by now.

Eddy Ito

Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

"Dear Americans, no matter how you look at it there is something wrong with your society if you think that your having nearly twice as many gun deaths per day as the UK has per year is a acceptable state of affairs."

Just a few points. First consider the differences in population and suicide rate. The population of the US is far greater than the UK but the suicide rate is about the same. Now consider that in the US roughly 2/3 of gun deaths are suicides. Next let's consider that according to the Telegraph from a few years back the gun crime rate in the UK has apparently doubled in the past decade and the latest FBI statistics show that gun homicides in the US have dropped more than 50% in the past two decades.

Finally, consider the quote of the Home Office Spokeswoman in the linked Telegraph article, to wit: "It is misleading to compare figures for 2007 / 08 with those from 2002 and before, due to changes in recording practices." Now if it's misleading to compare figures for different years in the UK because of differences in recording practices, what makes you think it isn't misleading to compare figures between the US and the UK which definitely have different recording practices? Maybe we could call it lying without comparable statistics.

US regulators seek public input on plan to investigate patent trolls

Eddy Ito

Re: "Investigating patents requires ... money"

Oh, I'm not arguing that a lot of patents aren't shite. Consider patent 6,368,227 which was ultimately reexamined and had all claims cancelled but it's illustrative in that the absolutely dumbest shite gets put up and passed through. I agree that even a design patent, which is supposed to be purely ornamental, when applied to a rectangle with softened corners is crap because the fact that it is rectangular isn't ornamental, it has functional utility for encasing a rectangular screen. Perhaps a start would be to require that patents be written in a language that is comprehensible to a normal person and not only lawyers similar to the reasonable person test in jurisprudence.

I also don't think the patent system helps the average inventor since I have a friend who has several patents that make some company bucket loads of cash but it doesn't do him much good other than a notch or two on his resume and I had several non-work related ideas that I feel might be patent or copyright worthy but I'll be damned if I was going to hand it to my corporate overlords considering the response I got when I made the mistake of asking about whether my contract allowed spending my own time working an open source project. As a result, prior to being self employed it was fuck that noise and now they aren't relevant to my business so why waste the money.

Eddy Ito

Re: "Investigating patents requires ... money"

It's not as simple as that. Consider the conditions for a patent: utility, not obvious and novelty. Now consider how you go about proving those things. Utility is probably the easiest to prove and also filters out mere ideas since the invention actually has to exist or at least be capable of existing to be useful. Non-obvious is somewhat harder but if it isn't prohibitively expensive one would think that obvious things would already exist. The hardest is, how do you prove novelty? Seriously, how do you go about proving prior art doesn't exist? For that matter, how do you prove anything doesn't exist? The answer is, you can't, not for all the money in the world. If you could, there would be a lot less religious strife.

Samsung Galaxy Note 3 region-locking saga CLEAR AS MUD

Eddy Ito

@MrXavia

It may very well be the case of maximizing profits. Checking the clove.co.uk site linked to in the article and exchanging the £495 (without vat) gives me US$799. Having a look around the US sites it seems an unlocked Note 3 is going for closer to US$899 so perhaps that's what it's all about.

Eddy Ito

Allegedly they are unlocked

Per the original article:

"Samsung has crippled its new Galaxy Note 3 by adding region-locking, making buyers of unlocked units attempting to use it in geographies outside of the area in which it was purchased subject to exorbitant roaming fees."

Eddy Ito
WTF?

So tell me again. Why does a phone have to be "activated" at all? If I buy an unlocked phone I should be able to put my SIM in the phone and dial away, this whole "activation" shite is for the fucking birds.

IPCC: Yes, humans are definitely behind all this global warming we aren't having

Eddy Ito

Re: Such a waste of time and paper.

One of the things that happens when people start to live longer is that they tend to have fewer children. If you have a look at the data you'll see that birth rates are dropping as life expectancy increases and if you look hard you'll also see that as general education levels increase the birth rates also decrease. Sure health and education may not be as easy as giving a man a fish condom but it's a longer term solution than preaching about the evils of sex.

Global execs name Apple 'most innovative company' – again

Eddy Ito

@AC troll 20:41

"9,000,000 new 5S sold not shipped in three days | Sales of 5C building up"

Funny, it wasn't but a few days ago when the 9m number applied to new iPhones of all types. You could wait to revise history until the headlines die down at least. I also think you'll find that the sold number not only includes the 5C but iPhones sold by Apple into the distribution stream and not actually to customers.

Eddy Ito

Re: To coin a phrase

It's like any other vote, name recognition and popularity mean a lot more than actual ability or recent contributions. Big deal the front runners tweaked a phone/slablet/computer but the real innovators don't get any credit at all because they are mostly invisible. Where are the likes of Mazor Robotics, SpaceX, Ocean Renewable, SoulCycle, Enalta, Makerbot and Sproxil to name but a few. Oh right, the MSM doesn't have a priaprism for these no-names who actually do innovate rather than just endlessly tweak five year old tech toys with the latest ARM processor and a new shade of lipstick. Sure some may disagree with my examples but I don't see how any are less innovative than Apple, Samsung, Google or Microsoft.

Boris Johnson's ex-right-hand man's right hand lands johnson in web slip

Eddy Ito

Re: "but the simple fact is that he hasn’t actually done anything wrong"

I was thinking exactly the same thing. He would be jailed and classed a sex offender for the rest of his life if he were here in the US.