* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

More chance you came a cropper on a UK road than bought a Chromebook this year

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Re: Hmmm...

"The anti-chromebook shills are pretty fast and furious - someone/somecorp must be worried."

Glad to know chromebooks do it all and I can pull up dxf, stl and step files quicker and easier than a usb stick. So can they finally print my boarding pass without either a special cloudy Chrome enabled printer or a Chrome cloud print server? That was my deal breaker but hey, according to your enlightenedness I'm just a shill for somecorp.

Oh one last thing, you should have Sergey proofread that. He probably shouldn't have put the word shill in the script.

Tennessee bloke cuffed for attempting to shag ATM – police

Eddy Ito

Re: Cool heads prevail?

The outcome is highly variable depending on where in the US. I'm fairly certain the usual "big city" spots in NY, CA, DC, etc would all have a much longer list.

On a perhaps related note, the bar does bill itself as "the cleanest little dive bar this side of the river" so there's no telling what happens across the creek.

AMD unleashes savage bird of prey on Internet of Burly, Brawny Things

Eddy Ito

Ummm, a router with a built in VPN endpoint could probably use the GPU instead of a separate chip. Oh wait, would that count as playing games with the NSA?

Cisco's Chambers to Obama: Stop fiddling with our routers

Eddy Ito

Re: Victim mentality

"why do brain surgery on exports?"

Just out of curiosity, do embassies and consulates count as exports? It seems to me that the NSA would want to backdoor everything since it would be trivial for a diplomat to walk in to the nearest electronics shop and buy one off the shelf to act as a VPN endpoint to pass secrets back and forth with their own government.

Users folder vanished after OS X 10.9.3 update? Here's a fix

Eddy Ito
Trollface

What kind of update frees over 82 GB of space and manages to consume all of it plus another 50 MB?

World loses mind: Uber valued at TEN BEEELLION DOLLARS, Pinterest pegged at $5bn

Eddy Ito

Re: 1999 called...

It isn't the old dotcom bubble. It's like all the patents the USPTO have been handing out lately. It's dotcom bubble on a cloudy mobile device which makes it completely different and novel so there's nothing to worry about. Welcome to the new, new economy based on people mobilizing their heads to the cloud.

Hmm, need a tongue in cheek icon.

BuzzGasm: Cloud Internet Of Stuff As-A-Service!

Eddy Ito

Oh

Originally I read it as 'Cloud Internet Of Stuff Arse-A-Service'.

Boffins 3D-print biomimetic shark skin

Eddy Ito
Joke

Re: Simpler way to test

"... you could rub down one shark with another."

Doesn't that just makes a third shark?

Teardowns confirm $1,500 Google Glass hardware is DIRT CHEAP

Eddy Ito

Re: BOM

There's a nail squarely struck.

I recently went through this with some folks at work over a quote for a laminated 22" x 17" poster because everyone who saw the quote couldn't believe the cost of "one lousy print", it was $1000 by the way. Of course saying it was a color print from a 200+ MB photoshop file didn't help much but what did help was pointing out that this wasn't just an inkjet job but a press print that was going to take someone a full day or two laying out the colors, setting the platens, etc and at the end that person was going to punch in the number of copies. I went on that it didn't matter if the number was 1 or 37 or 200 because the setup work was all the same. Tossing out some numbers I said it cost $500 for that persons 2 days of work plus the hour of vacation time they earned, the fractional healthcare and insurance cost, any retirement plan, the companies profit and let's not forget Jerry Brown's and Barack Obama's cut so that probably brings it right around $995 and the actual poster material hasn't been paid for yet. The clincher is when I run my finger to the opposite side of the quote where it says Qty: 200 = $2100 and the clever one in the group, there's always at least one, broke out the calculator and showed using the previous numbers show each copy actually cost about $5.50 after the setup charge. Granted, the numbers were a total SWAG but believable, all things considered.

Russia to suspend US GPS stations in tit-for-tat spat

Eddy Ito

Re: American GPS stations

@David W. I think the confusion comes from the Russians saying they are going to shut down the US GPS stations in Russia and the NY Times saying there are no US GPS stations in Russia to shut down. Of course that doesn't mean there aren't Russian stations using US GPS satellite data that we don't include in the count of stations the US operates.

Of course the fear that the Russians want the stations so their RT-23 Molodets with ten 550 kiloton MIRV warheads are more accurate is a bit like saying someone wants a surgical laser pointer for their 12 GA shotgun firing explosive 000 buck.

Eddy Ito

Re: American GPS stations

You're not alone.

Canuck cops cuff teen suspect in swatter-for-hire case

Eddy Ito

Re: data transmission devices?

There is also the very real threat of friendly fire which seems to be increasing. I don't know if it is lack of training, discipline or too many being just trigger happy.

"The FBI... said swatting caused significant distress and physical injury to police."

Just imagine how the victims and neighbors feel. You remember them, they were the ones awoken by the sounds of battering rams and flash-bangs. Oh right, they're just perps who haven't been convicted yet.

LG teases 'G Watch' wristable, releases new tablet trio

Eddy Ito

Re: G Pad

I hear they are working on a very small circular wearable device that I believe pins on. It's called the G-Spot.

Anti-theft mobe KILL SWITCH edges closer to reality in California

Eddy Ito

Half the problem

Sure, phone theft is high but it isn't like the scare videos the big cities put out. In reality, like all the prototype iPhones that were stolen, almost half (44%) were left behind somewhere like a bar, a bus or at work and only 11% were actually taken off the victim's person according to a survey conducted by mobile security outfit Lookout

Given how many were left behind and claimed stolen, how many were actually simply lost and tossed or dropped out of a pocket and never seen again? Given I know my homeowner policy covers stolen gadgets but not lost gadgets, I'll go with a fairly high percentage like 3 in 4. Sure, they can feel their missing data is safe but it isn't like the fishes, forklift or landfill was going to use it anyway.

Japanese cops arrest man with five 3D printed guns at home

Eddy Ito

Re: Do a closer comparison

It was an attempt to humorously point out that you can't make a blanket comparison between Canada and the US because there are too many other variables like weather, age, population density, gang activity, etc.. You wind up with the same problem comparing California with New Hampshire or even all of New England (which makes the population density more equal) but you might be able to compare parts of Metro NY with Metro Los Angeles (maybe only for certain periods when the weather is similar) or Vancouver, BC with Seattle, WA.

The "closer comparison" turns out to be not very close at all. For population density alone it's nearly an order of magnitude difference between the US and Canada.

Eddy Ito

Re: Do a closer comparison

The rates are different because old farts aren't going to trek 50 miles through a blizzard just to pop a cap in someone's backside but little punks only have to go one block to have a drug turf war. You'd have to break it down to population centers that are similar to get a more accurate picture.

Eddy Ito

Re: In Japan, no guns means children are safe!

"Stricter gun control does reduce murder and suicide rates."

Actually, it doesn't. If you want a better correlation for murder and suicide you might try looking at age. I know, all the links are wikipedia but I'm sure smart people know how to duckduckgo for themselves.

Eddy Ito

Re: other countries with a far greater accesibility to firearms,Israel and Switzerland

the police were looking for someone and confused my aprtment with that of the guy downstairs, they checked my identitiy, excused themselves then headed of down below as if it was entirely normal. ( remember what I wrote about mentality)

That's normal city police mentality not the mentality of most people even gun owners. If you're hanging around with illegal gun owners in the States* you should probably hang out with other people but if you're somewhere where rocket/RPG/IED attacks are more common than, say plane crashes it might be a different story.

*I grant there are some states that go out of their way to make it so guns normal people already own are suddenly illegal and thereby create more folks with "illegal" guns as no or peculiar grandfathering is typically done.

US broadband providers holding last-mile traffic ransom, ISP alleges

Eddy Ito

Guesses?

Five in the US? I'll guess TWC, Verizon, Comcast, Charter & Cablevision.

Scariest NSA revelation yet: Spooks are RUBBISH at CIPHERS

Eddy Ito
Black Helicopters

The funny part is that if you tried sending twaddle like that, you know the NSA would be spending lots of money to crack it. It should be simple similar cypher with an innocuous message like "pick up milk on your way home" with lots of random errors so it decrypts almost but is possibly 'wrong'. Have someone reply with something like every the third word spoken by Polonius in Act 2 Scene 1 of Hamlet. Repeat as desired but always on the same weekday within a 10 minute window. Keep an eye out for black helicopters, black SUVs with dark windows and tracking devices on your car. First person who gets them to knock on the door wins an all expense paid trip to Cuba, indefinitely.

Amazon, Twitter, launch #AmazonCart tweet-to-shop service

Eddy Ito

Re: This actually takes more time than the old way...

Those extra keystrokes are actually a security feature to limit drunken twits from going on a spender bender.

Who's top Microsoft shareholder? Uh oh, it's STEVE BALLMER

Eddy Ito

Re: Getting rid of it all by 2018?

The thing with philanthropic foundations is they are largely tax exempt and when you start talking about real money, and make no mistake we're talking real money, it becomes very difficult to spend it fast enough to actually spend it all regardless of how high the impact you achieve is. After all, a billion or two here and there every year makes a pretty big crater but if the investment income on the remaining capital is four or five times that amount, how do you spend it all?

The verdict is in: Samsung to pay Apple $120m chump change, but gets tiny rebate

Eddy Ito

Re: "Beloved products like the iPhone..."

True enough. I had a coffee cup that on one side read "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"

The other side read "I need the money".

Classified LOHAN payload is four-eyed beast

Eddy Ito
Thumb Up

When are you going to mount one of those cameras on a propeller beanie and show Google what wearable computing can be?

Oh Sony. Have we learned NOTHING from SuperAIT?

Eddy Ito

Maybe they're still giddy over the blu ray vs hd dvd thing.

Quid-a-day Reg nosh posse chap faces starvation diet

Eddy Ito

Re: "use a fan to keep the air circulating"

"I can see how you're saving money by having a fan + AC/DC convertor running... Hm."

Sure bet, an old case fan mated to a usb cable plugged into a cell phone charger has to cost less to run than tossing half a sack of potatoes every month or so.

Eddy Ito
IT Angle

Re: Bulk buying

Actually you want cool and humid, like 90% rh. Use a fan to keep the air circulating and prevent mold. Give it an IT angle by making it a cpu or case fan.

Eddy Ito

Re: I often

"by the time I get through about 20%, the remainder of the taters wouldn't be so nice anymore."

Doesn't any one have a root cellar? It doesn't take much to build one from a chest freezer if you have the space. All you need is to add a small fan and a temperature controller which can be something as simple as a line voltage thermostat driving a spdt relay and set it for around 36 F.

DreamWorks CEO: Movie downloaders should pay by screen size

Eddy Ito

Re: So long as...

Just a guess but isn't he the guy who said he was going to change the way government does things and then stuck to the script of the last clown in charge? Yeah, I know, the more they claim they are different the more they remain the same.

US Supreme Court to decide if cops can search mobes without a warrant

Eddy Ito

Re: Scope

So you're claim is that a fingerprint is needed because the other documents, photograph and signature aren't enough?

Congratulations, you're lucky enough so it happens only once in a great while, good for you! Come talk to me about it when the state mandated hemorrhoid has you putting your print on something several times a week in addition to all the other forms of identity you have to provide - every single time - because even though you're doing multiple documents at once, each document gets the same BS treatment. Our notary literally has multiple pages in the log that are just me - name, address, ID number, signature, print, stamp, etc. and an equal number of pages dedicated to other folks in the office. It isn't a tin foil hat that's too tight it's the byzantine rituals that have to be performed over and over because the person who was here 90 seconds ago or an hour or yesterday might be someone else. Let's not mention Kalifornia is the only state I'm aware of that requires the language of the document to be "just so" which means that when I get a document from out of state that doesn't have the DPRC required verbiage it requires adding pages which have to be "permanently affixed" to the original. It's crap, there is no valid reason for it!

Eddy Ito

Re: Scope

"unlike joe smoe american who's prints will not be on record (assuming not criminal record)."

Except in states like the DPRC a.k.a. California where anyone with a state issued ID, transferred property or a whole list of other circumstances where Cali requires getting a print. Hey, in California everyone is a criminal as far as the state is concerned.

What HAS BEEN SEEN? OMG it's a thing that looks like an iWatch

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Re: Bloody hell.

Technically the independent claims 1, 12 & 17 are a flexible microwave band antenna, a camera with glue and a pizza box with a display respectively. The dependent claims then go on to add everything but the kitchen sink, perhaps I missed it, in the obvious hopes that something would stick and oddly it seems it all has.

Trolls and victims watch Supremes for definition of meaningless patents

Eddy Ito

@DougS

The patent does say how the pulse is taken, essentially they use a "difference amplifier" to filter EMG from ECG and time the ECG. Of course the "difference amplifier" is purposefully vague because of the myriad ways of making such a thing.

It's always nice to have a preferred embodiment but the patent is a bit silly since the spacing could be fifty feet which I doubt would allow it to function. Simple testing might reveal that too small a spacing results in sweat creating a short circuit or difficult to manufacture and at some point it becomes impractical so putting in some numbers to specify a spacing range would avoid all of this. At this point it's a question of whether this was purposefully vague or simply lazy.

Quid-a-day Reg nosh posse chap fears for his waistline

Eddy Ito

Re: Calories

Simon Harris, that ale you have there brings up another question. Is barley very expensive on the UK side of the Atlantic? Here in the US the cost by weight of hulled barley is about the same as rice but it has loads more protein and a similar calorie content. I just thought it odd that none of the posse has this on the menu.

Polymer droplets turn smartmobes into microscopes

Eddy Ito
Paris Hilton

Oh come now, how can you have an article about polydimethylsiloxane and not even mention the silly putty angle?

Paris because she is not Newton or something like that.

Apple's strong iPhone sales crush Wall Street moneymen's tepid expectations

Eddy Ito

Simple maths

EPS = E divided by S. The share buyback program makes S smaller which makes EPS larger for any given E.

Apple stuns world with rare SEVEN-way split: What does that mean?

Eddy Ito

Re: No change

…Why divide by seven??

A few possible reasons: First, it gets the stock price down into the range for potential inclusion into the DJIA.

Second, it works with the stock buyback and allows investors to realize some of the profit they have made over the years without totally cashing out.

Lastly the split and buyback gives them a "reboot" on the EPS (earnings per share) and forces the analysts to do some hard thinking since a penny per share in earnings will now be a much larger swing than a nickel per share used to be. Don't forget that with the buyback there will also be more room for Apple to manipulate their quarterly EPS with finer control.

In all, I like the move as it should be good for both the investors and the company. It is a sign they are moving to the value stock category from being a growth stock. Not a bad thing as "value" often outperform "growth" in real terms for investors.

US mobile firms cave on kill switch, agree to install anti-theft code

Eddy Ito

Re: Only in America...

If you kill the owner of the phone, who or what triggers the phone's kill switch? Right now the problem is theft and mugging potentially leaving the victim in the hospital. Murder - which is a rather big leap for the traditional snatch and grab petty thief - solves the problem of having someone disable the phone. By the time the carrier realizes the subscriber is dead some months later, longer if they have auto-bill pay, the phone will have been used by someone in Spangalore Atoll for quite some time.

OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs

Eddy Ito

Name change

Just call it Windows Profit Defender.

Eddy Ito

Re: Well...if one doesn't USE Windows Defender...

It's still not so hot.

Nvidia's new CUDA 6 has the 'most significant new functionality in the history of CUDA'

Eddy Ito

First, how does this compare with AMD's hUMA? Is it the same thing? If it is, will they play nice together?

Second, cluster pool! When will the first suitcase cluster be built with these boards? Six node minimum to qualify. I'll take 3 days after Mother's Day so 14th May.

MtGox chief Karpelès refuses to come to US for g-men's grilling

Eddy Ito

Couldn't they ask the questions over the phone or in an email? Oh that's right, it's too hard to be intimidating over the phone.

Since we're summiting MtGox, what version of OpenSSL were they running?

Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, Already obsolete

Eddy Ito

Re: Who at Microsoft is making up the names... and why do they still have a job?

Well, they clearly couldn't go to Windows 8.2 and if they went to 8.1.1 there would be a version mismatch with Windows Phone which is slowly crawling toward 8.1. How could they go forward and say that they are making one Windows experience for all your devices if they are different versions of Windows? You and I know the numbers are arbitrary but imagine the confusion who gets an 8.2 RT tablet or 8.2 laptop and it's visually, more or less, the same as his 8.1 phone? If they skip 8.1 on the phone and hop directly to 8.2 people will wonder what happened to WP8.1 and if the NSA insisted on sneaking something into 8.2 that caused the code jump or worse.

They could take a page from 95 and call it 8.1 OSR2 or from the great 98 and call it 8.1 Second Edition. Meh, 8.1 SP1 would be fine but what I'd really like them to call it is Windows 8.1 Take 2.

Eddy Ito

Oh no, it's more arsed than that

From the linked technet blog:

"For those users who are still using Windows 8 and Windows 2012 (and not Windows 8.1 and Windows 2012 R2) you are unaffected and will continue to receive updates as normal."

So the only hosed folks are the ones who went through the painfully huge download like a relative of mine did on his painfully slow internet connection hoping his new Win 8 laptop would get better* under 8.1.

*It did, for small values of better which is why it's now running Win 7.

NSA denies it knew about and USED Heartbleed encryption flaw for TWO YEARS

Eddy Ito

If the FDIC and NCUSIF had to start paying out huge sums, the NSA might have a look after the Secret Service and FBI asked for their help. Even then given the average account balance runs around $6,000 and 56% have total savings under $25,000 someone draining a million accounts is only getting 6 to 25 billion dollars. Sure, it would sting and a million or so people would be hurting pretty badly for a while and yes it's a substantial fraction of the intelligence budget but it still wouldn't qualify as being in the national interest even though it's near the same scale as the auto company bailout during that financial hiccup you speak of.

Of course it could be targeted to the wealthiest million people or corporations but to move those kinds of assets it would likely take a state sponsor and, like Mount Rushmore, it would be pretty hard to hide overnight. Likewise, no, the FBI isn't going after the random shop lifter pocketing a pack of gum, a turkey or even a watermelon because it's not what they do either.

Eddy Ito

Sure, they could be using 1.0.0 or GnuTLS, CyaSSL, PolarSSL or a bunch of others. Somehow since most all the packages comply with NSA Suite B and the NSA did do a bunch of work on SELinux I have to believe they know their stuff. If you read carefully I never said either way if they knew about it beforehand or not. My point was, and still is, that the NSA isn't in the "protect your bank account, communications to mom, instagram sessions and Google data slurps" because those functions aren't in the national interest no matter how important we think we are.

The NSA isn't going to prevent you from taking a shiv in the kidney in a dark alley but they might be able to do something about the incoming attack helicopter or guided missile frigate. I'll let the conspiracy experts argue about who knew what and when. Perhaps naive was the wrong word, I should have used vain or immodest.

Eddy Ito

You tell me, only 26 U.S. Gov't servers were ever reported as vulnerable and best I can determine none of those were dealing with national security issues. The rest were either patched or not vulnerable in the first place. Of course they could all be like the desktops and running software a dozen years old, but that doesn't play to the story now does it?

Eddy Ito

"One of the NSA's specific roles is to safeguard national communications and online security infrastructure"

That seems a bit naive. Nowhere do they claim to protect individual/corporate communications or individual/corporate online security and why would they? As far as the NSA is concerned everyone and everything that isn't the U.S. government is a potential threat to national security and that includes its own employees. After all it's a post-Snowden world and you can't trust anyone since tear-wrists ar' eevy-whirr!

'Software-defined anything' is NONSENSE. Don't bother pitching it

Eddy Ito
Childcatcher

I don't know, I've always thought the meaning-defined-word was quite useful.

Analysts: Bright future for smartphones, tablets, wearables

Eddy Ito

Re: Why should 64 bit drive demand?

I know for several thousand dollars they'll be happy to tell you why.