* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Childcatcher

Re: Wow

I don't mean to scare anyone but he'll be old enough in 71 days.

Danger mouse! Potent rodents 'see' infrared after eyeballs injected with nanoparticles

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I think to shift the whole spectrum they would have to change the refractive index of the vitreous as it would change the wavelength of the light as it hit the retina. It would also introduce an optical distortion at the back of the lens but perhaps it might just require a minor focal adjustment to work out.

YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness

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Re: Has anyone else noticed that these reccomendation algos are basically cancer?

The thing is AI, at this point in time, is pretty bad. Sure, it can make a picture that can fool someone at a casual glance ans while most won't stand up to close inspection, the picture type is far easier to train than the toaster advert or recommended video algorithm. The reason is simple, picture fakers can be trained with high quality pictures but "recommended for you" adverts are limited to either small data sets, your personal history, or irrelevant large data sets, the history of everyone who's bought a toaster or watched this video.

The topic of the rant has the same problem. The data set used to recommend these videos comes from both with the small set being the kids family and a large set being kiddie spotters and their time stamps. In the end it's simply a matter of garbage in, garbage out.

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Re: Choices Choices.....

Option C: Get down with Yoti.

Is it me or does it seem the whole point of the Yoti survey showing 60% support was largely for the potential investors of the 'Your Digital Identity' company.

I can't say why but I'd really like to see the questions on that survey.

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Finally a fighter which is limited only by the hardware and not silly G-force limits imposed by having a meatsack in the cockpit. We'll finally get to see what a real fighting aircraft can do!

What could go wrong?

In hilariously petulant move, Apple shuts Texas stores and reopens them few miles down the road – for patent reasons

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Re: Perhaps an empty gesture

But the judgement is still in place and they still owe VirnetX. Redesigning the software instead of licensing the technology is more akin to putting a governor on the car so they can't speed in the future. In both cases the 'fine' still applies.

Cops told live facial recog needs oversight, rigorous trial design, protections against bias

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Re: 98% false positive rate?

I think the problem is that given some gaggle of people where the total number is unknown, it's much easier to simply determine what percentage of flags are false. It could be that given a glom of 10,000 faces it only recognizes 800 as even being human faces and as you say, some could also belong to horses.

I hate to ask but given how inaccurate the system has thus far proved itself to be; do they have data on the number of faces (horse or human) observed vs the number identified as people? Oh, and how does it do with the Insane Clown Posse?

Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow

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Well given the ex-pres sends missionaries to her house why couldn't she just say the image was a sign from [deity] telling the ex-pres to fsck off.

Musk is in contempt of court, screams SEC after Tesla boss brags about car production rates

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Re: "Rant"

Yeah, that episode certainly showed just how thin skinned Musk really is. It seems many of the twitterati are thin skinned whether it be Musk, Trump, or AOC they are alike in their rush to tweet a "nuh uh, I'm right and here's proof you poopyhead!" style retort with often highly tenuous "proof".

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Was "long pork" an option?

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Re: sorry or not

There is plenty of obsession with race.

Sadly given the increasingly frequent calls for diversity at any cost, the obsession is largely necessary.

Tech industry titans suddenly love internet privacy rules. Wanna know why? We'll tell you

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Re: Good luck with that

California's carcinogenic substances bill, a.k.a. Prop 65, is little more than a lawyer subsidy and has been that way for at least twenty years. Why would a bunch of lawyers in DC want to pull the plug on that?

The easy thing to do is put a prop 65 sticker on everything and then don't worry about it. Nobody cares any more and it makes for very effective lawyer repellent.

Jeez, what a Huawei to go: Now US senators want Chinese kit ripped out of national leccy grid

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LOL. So the Senator calling for backdoors in encryption is crying that potential backdoors in inverters are bad. Oh, those aren't "our" backdoors.

Seriously, everyone has long been saying the grids could be hacked at any time. I fail to see what makes solar inverters so special other than it's made by "them".

Blue Monday: Efforts to inspire teamwork with swears back-fires for n00b team manager

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Coat

That's the wrong frequency Kenneth.

Can you tell real faces from fake AI-created ones? It's tough! Plus: Facebook's chief AI scientist talks hardware

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Re: Shadows....

Not all have wonky shadows. In the lower set it's clear one is lit from the side while the fake could be a head on flash. After playing a few rounds it becomes easier to tell what to look for. Many of the fakes have strange features like several hairs floating in space offset from the rest. Another with glasses was missing a temple piece and other such things that make you think "something's off". In the lower pic on the fake gent, what would be his right ear seems behind his head rather than attached to it while the few strands of the woman's hair down beside her neck is something that is natural but would unlikely to be included by an AI.

'We don't want a camera in everyone's living room' says bloke selling cameras in living rooms. Zuckerberg, you moron

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I can't say why but Facebook reminds me of the movie Soylent Green.

Eggheads want YOU to name Jupiter's five newly found moons ‒ and yeah, not so fast with Moony McMoonface

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Trollface

I propose Gaia and Terra for the two who need a name ending in -a.

EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic

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The problem is that people still trust Google even after all their spy shenanigans so it's obvious that most people simply don't care. The answer is simple, don't buy Google products or willingly1 use their services.

1. Given how deep their tendrils run on nearly every website it can be very difficult indeed. It's as bad as, if not worse than, the software years ago that stated "requires IE6" in order to run.

Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror

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Re: Computer sound is on in an open space ?

I'd extend this to checking voicemail with the speakerphone. Doubly so when messages are stacked up upon returning from a week long holiday.

OK, your boss allegedly called you a lazy n*****, promoted the person you trained ahead of you and paid you less, but you can't PROVE it's racism, Facebook says

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Headmaster

Re: Facebook has nothing to worry about here

You misspelled 'just us'.

WWW = Woeful, er, winternet wendering? CERN browser rebuilt after 30 years barely recognizes modern web

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Pint

I rather like it

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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Re: pro-Buffy flame war.

Did someone say reboot? That's so last year, we want something this year!

Bloke thrown in the cooler for eight years after 3D-printing gun to dodge weapon ban

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Re: @ yank lurker ... Gun show

Chances are that if one can afford a 3D metal printer at the present time they also have access to getting it properly heat treated. IIRC, the 1911 Ian mentioned was printed in stainless steel although I don't recall the specific alloy. Yes, there have been mostly all plastic guns made and exploded as you might expect but every one that I've seen the gun was clamped not held in the hand for test firing.

There were a few guys on youtube some time back making slam-fire shotguns from about $20 worth of pipe and other bits from the local hardware store. I seem to recall one went so far as to make a multi-barrel slam-fire seemingly to prove he could.

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Re: @Jake @ yank lurker ... Gun show

That's why assault rifles using such kind of ammunition are so deadly, and their wounds more devastating.

Your buying into a myth, so called 'assault rifle' ammunition is arguably less deadly than standard hunting ammunition. The AR typically fires a 55-63 grain full metal jacket bullet at between 850 and 950 meters per second for about 1,800 J and the AK fires a 120-125 grain full metal jacket bullet at about 735 meters per second for 2,100 J. Being full metal jacket bullets they don't expand but may tumble to increase the wound channel.

Meanwhile typical hunting ammo like 270 Winchester will throw a 130-150 grain expanding bullet to 850-950 feet per second for about 4,000 J. Notice this round has twice the energy and because the projectile is far superior aerodynamically it will retain that energy to much greater distances.

Finally, I'd like to know the "standard" wound against which "more devastating" is compared. Is it perhaps a two inch ice pick? I find it highly unlikely the standard is a 100 grain hollow point stepping out of a 270 Win. at well over 1,000 meters per second.

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Re: "Gun laws only keep law abiding citizens from owning guns."

Given there are an estimated 300 million guns in the US plus who knows how many being printed or machined off the books it's unlikely that any new law is going to put a dent in the numbers of firearms available. It certainly won't make it harder for criminals as this very case proves.

Also, I doubt interactions with police is going to get any better until they tone down current procedures and training. Too many cops today have the attitude that everyone else is just a criminal who simply hasn't been caught.

The algorithms! They're manipulating all of us! reckon human rights bods Council of Europe

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Re: The private sector ? Act with fairness ? Have you heard of Facebook ?

Yes, we all need protection from the dreaded possibility of having the throw pillows not match the drapes or improperly dried hair.

Seriously, legislation is only really necessary when the barriers to entry are high which limits competition and against unfair trade practices. The problem is that getting it right is difficult. It's similar to moving jello, it needs minor support to guide it along but gripping with an iron fist gets you nowhere.

Dratted hipster UX designers stole my corporate app

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So how long before we get AI designing the UX?

Amazon throws toys out of pram, ditches plans for New York HQ2 after big trouble in Big Apple

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Re: Union officials campaign against jobs?

I don't know about New York but in Philly it isn't uncommon for different unions to get into a spat

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We're not sure where the 70 per cent figure came from...

If I may, they are likely referring to the poll conducted on their behalf by HarrisX.

Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure

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Re: Had the chance to pose with one once

Maybe pandas are just naturally high. It could explain a lot.

Dude, I like, got the bamboo munchies man.

Whoa! Like, fer sure, who wants to run around after blurry critters when there's all this nice bamboo right here man?

How do you like them Apples? Tim Cook's iPhones sitting in the tree, feeling unloved by the Chinese

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Exactly. Improving only 0.5% would make it the "best" but it doesn't mean it's sufficiently better to get people to splash so much cash for an upgrade.

ACLU: Here's how FBI tried to force Facebook to wiretap its chat app. Judge: Oh no you don't

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WTF?

MS-13 coordinates their "events" via Facebook!? What is this world coming to?

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Facepalm

Damn these fumble fingers of mine. DHS not CHS.

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This would never work in the US as it would ban many government websites like TSA, NSA, and CHS as well as most politician's websites.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine not a boot stamping on a face, but keystroke logging on govt contractors' PCs

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Facepalm

And which contractor paid for this legislation? Oh, it's the one with the contract to verify the work of the other contractors of course.

US kids apparently talking like Peppa Pig... How about US lawmakers watching Doctor Who?

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No worries about a wall as in most of the US "scone" is pronounced "biscuit" and it's typically served with gravy.

Fun fact: GPS uses 10 bits to store the week. That means it runs out... oh heck – April 6, 2019

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Re: Yay landfill!

How confident are we really that all newish phones followed the ICD-200/IS-GPS-200 spec? I'd wager that there are probably many cheaper models that didn't in order to save a penny or two.

Oh, perhaps that's why everyone switched to glued in batteries.

Ever used VFEmail? No? Well, chances are you never will now: Hackers wipe servers, backups in 'catastrophic' attack

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Black Helicopters

Yes, it's a bit suspicious it was the US data. I'm inclined to agree that it was someone covering tracks perhaps because they felt some gov't TLA was getting too close. On the other side of that coin it could also be a TLA doing some "house cleaning" so bury less than overt ops.

Holy planetesimal formation, Batman! Ultima Thule's no snowman – it's a friggin' pancake

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Well if the universe is going to start knapping out Clovis points it can't leave its hammerstone stuck on the side like that.

Hungover this morning? Thought 'beer before wine and you'll be fine'? Boffins prove old adage just isn't true

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I'm guessing there are probably several variations which all disagree with each other. Here's another:

Beer before liquor will make you sicker; liquor before beer and you're in the clear.

Of course the problem with this study is that it just goes to a fixed BrAC level. It doesn't attempt to show whether someone would change their pattern after a switch. I know the missus gets a bloated feeling drinking beer or anything carbonated really so she would only have one and be unlikely to drink anything for hours after that but wine or Irish cream would be another story entirely.

LibreOffice 6.2 is here: Running up a Tab at the NotebookBar? You can turn it all off if you want

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Re: 646464

Ugh, 32 bit Windows 8/10 machines with 32-bit uefi and 64-bit Atoms.

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

US lawmakers furious (again) as mobile networks caught (again) selling your emergency location data to bounty hunters (again)

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Re: Why are you so surprised? Ajit Pai is serving his constituents very well.

Bah, the blue team isn't any different. There actually were bills in congress laying out net neutrality rules before the last president felt it wasn't going fast enough and went all executive order happy. Too many people forget that patience can be a virtue and even imperfect laws are better than easily revoked edicts.

Sure, you can keep Grandpa Windows 7 snug in the old code home – for a price

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Coat

Re: @ Mr. Benny -- "Prevaricating" means "lying"

I think you mean "gnatsi".

The one with the fly S.W.A.T.er in the pocket.

Crypto exchange in court: It owes $190m to netizens after founder 'dies without telling anyone vault passwords'

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Re: Bullshit

According to a WSJ pay piece there are indications that the money isn't there.

But two independent researchers say publicly available transaction records associated with QuadrigaCX suggest the money may be gone, not trapped.

Amid polar vortex... Honeywell gets frosty reception after remote smart thermostat tech freezes up for a week

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Re: Cloud = held to ransom

Oh FFS! I can see this soon being a requirement for continuing coverage by everyone from private plans, Medicare, and NHS.

Oh wait. Bears shit in the woods and being an outdoorsy type I know roughly what look for. You know, this could get very entertaining indeed. Note to self, check grizzly and cougar droppings for evidence of human remains.

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Validation

I do love hearing these stories. Of course that's only because I had a new HVAC system installed four years ago they were pushing a smart thermostat for just $50 and when I said no thanks they went touting all the benefits of the connected smart phone app. At which point I went into the other room, pulled the old Nokia E66 from the drawer, came back out, and asked how to install the app on that. The only response was "Oh" and now I have a nice programmable dumb thermostat which just works.

Oh dear! Amazon's facial recognition is racist and sexist – and there's a JLaw deep fake that will make you want to tear out your eyes

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Meh

Not impressed.

The skin tone change at the neckline is an obvious tell.

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

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Re: Pigeons - Aaaaaarrrghh!!!!

You never see a baby pigeon, they must come out of their eggs fully grown and ready to eat anything.

Having had mourning doves nest in one of the wife's planters on a long weekend while we were away, I assume they develop similarly, perhaps it may provide a reason why you never see a baby pigeon. As best I could tell with the doves is that they went from eggs one day to totally fledged and gone inside of two weeks. I tried to get snaps every day and from the last picture of an egg I caught to when they were largely fully developed and nowhere to be seen was 13 days. I can't say for certain which day they hatched but it was clear they had hatched 10 days before they left which gives a 3 day window and I'd wager the exact time depends on things like food availability. In short, about a week to week and a half to bulk up and another 2-3 days for the flight feathers to completely grow in and they are nearly indistinguishable from their parents.