* Posts by Eddy Ito

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Absolute mad lads are teaching physics to AI because how else will it learn to solve real-world problems (like humans)

Eddy Ito

This seems an obvious one for DARPA. It could potentially help with all sorts of problems like enhancing fully internal guidance systems, building a moon base, or even just predicting the weather. They should also teach it chemistry so maybe we'll come up with a new and cheaper plastic substitute that we can make straws and bags out of that won't run afoul of Cali's various bans.

Hackers bragged that pretty vanilla breach included FBI watchlist? Well, colour us shocked

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Ok, now I'm wondering why the FBI wouldn't have a bunch of AAF ad folk on their watch list. Oh, perhaps it's like the professional courtesy between sharks and lawyers.

OpenAI retires its Dota-2 playing bots after crushing e-sport pros one last time

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Re: that sort of advantage does make winning somewhat easier!

I don't know, crows can fashion hooks out of a straight twig and use it to dig grubs out of wood. Many other animals have been shown to be able to solve various problems where the solution isn't obvious and some even recognize the need for teamwork to solve some problems.

In short, I'd say solving problems isn't a defining characteristic and the older I get the more I think Andy Kaufman's character Latka from Taxi was right, it's mindless superstition and pointless ritual.

New UK counter-terror laws come into force today – watch those clicks, people. You see, terrorist propag... NOOO! Alexa ignore us!

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It's kinda what laws do, something that was once legal suddenly isn't albeit most of them are at least avoidable but here even a DNS hijack or website defacement can get you.

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Re: Guy Fawkes Day

Potentially the reach of this bill is terrifying since it could apply to much of history including the Troubles and the American Revolution. Hang on, if the law itself induces terror then wouldn't even looking up the law online be considered to have violated it?

They did it! US House reps pulled their finger out, voted to restore net neutrality in America!

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a colossal waste of everybody's time and energy

Are you new? Yes, that pretty well defines most everything Congress does and has done for about a hundred years. Sure there are a few bright spots now and again but surely those fall under the premise that even a blind mouse finds a carving knife once in a while - or something like that.

Make America Infringe Again: Trump campaign video pulled over Batman copyright

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That's just silly, clearly the dogs would shit on opposite sides of the road where the opposing foot traffic would fall, both in clear view and, if they could, they'd piss on your shoes as you walked past as well. I mean the DMCA passed with a unanimous vote IIRC. Not so much as a peep of dissent from either side.

Meh, the Trump campaign isn't the first and won't be the last to fall foul of the silly fair use eliminating law.

Menu mischief and interface deceit targeted by US lawmakers

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As long as the bill still allows ad blockers and NoScript. I'm good. Hang on.

Zuckerberg last month called for government officials to take a more active role in internet regulation.

Well sure, nothing like raising the entry barriers to small potential competitors who can't afford an army of lawyers to ensure they remain inside the lines at all times. Then again he should be careful what he wishes for.

It prohibits designs intended to "create compulsive usage" among children under 13.

Will this apply to the babysitter games/apps on iPads?

Free online tax filing? Yeah, that'll soon be illegal thanks to rare US Congressional unity

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Re: If ever...

It may seem odd but the answer to both is the same; only in small groups. Once the group gets large enough there is usually some authoritarian looking for more power over the others.

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Re: If ever...

Except this isn't capitalism. Capitalism is an open market, most regulations like this and the squashing of ReadyReturn keep the barriers to entry high and the market as closed as possible. Essentially this is just a new twist on control economy.

Equally as likely that this is another case of political extortion. It usually starts with politicians essentially saying; "nice business you got there, how about you buy some lobbyists get some friends in D.C. who can provide a tithe to your kings and queens your highly valued opinions?" Sometimes they come to you, other times they send a subpoena to force you to go the them.

Yup, just a bit of controlled economy because if it isn't controlled they can't make sure the right people get the money.

Town admits 'a poor decision was made' after baseball field set on fire to 'dry' it more quickly

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Facepalm

24 Gallons!

So they did what? Took 5 or 6 trips to the filling station with a single can or did they go whole hog and ring up the $70 worth of gasoline in one go? Most shops around here won't let you simply fill up a drum in the back seat of your car as they want it to be grounded to reduce the odds of static discharge so I'm wondering just how they did it. Please tell me they emptied a 1 gallon hand pump sprayer a full 24 times before actually lighting up the sod.

On the upside, since they'll be rebuilding it from scratch maybe they can do it right with some sharp sand, gravel, and perhaps even a bit of drainage pipe instead of the previous, "We'll just paint base lines down at the field by the marsh and the kids can play there. What could go wrong?"

Fake Google robocallers hit with $3.4m fine – but it turns out that the joke's on you

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Re: Comission

Here I was thinking that my telco was actually doing a fair job of it. Most every robocall or telemarketer call that comes into my phone displays "Scam Likely" on the caller ID. It's a handy feature as it allows me to choose of whether to answer or not.

I don't see how burdening the telco with filtering would work without them crawling ever deeper up the colons of all their customers. If you're going to threaten prison time for not being Big Brother then I'm not sure I want to be part of that system. How long before I'm asked for the tele-equivalent of my papers before I'm allowed to place a call to my sister or anyone else or would it be an audio captcha before a call is allowed to go through?

The easy answer would be to make every call say "Scam Likely" unless it's overridden by the recipients address book. Of course, these days one could argue that should be the assumption anyway but perhaps seeing it first would get enough people to stop falling for these scams and make the scams unprofitable. Either that or just make them dial out only devices with emergency services as the only valid call, that's where it's going anyway as Line, Wechat, et al. take over.

Back to drawing board as Google cans AI ethics council amid complaints over right-wing member

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It does nicely illustrate that this was more for the appearance of propriety than anything else.

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Trollface

Re: Google needs AI opinion? El Reg commentards to the rescue!

Perhaps the GOOG is tired of being told to "fuck right off".

Mystery of the Chinese woman who allegedly tried to sneak into Trump's Mar-a-Lago with a USB stick of malware

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Re: "Making false statements to a federal officer"

^This.

Of course the alleged "ambiguous nod" to the resort manager's suggestion that she was the daughter of a member is probably one trigger after she said she wanted to "go to the pool", not necessarily "use the pool" as suggested in this article.

That said, there are a number of other oddities in the story. It seems there was a similarly named event scheduled for that day but it had been canceled so it's entirely plausible that was merely a miscommunication and she could equally have thought that Trump would be attending or speaking at the cancelled event.

More interesting to me is that the passports are said to be from the ROC (Republic of China) a.k.a. Taiwan and not the PRC. Of course that doesn't rule out her being in Shanghai when her friend "Charles" invited her to Palm Beach and it's highly likely the only thing she did wrong was answering questions without a lawyer. Folks have to learn you can't talk your way through these situations because all you're doing is giving them more ammunition.

No need to worry, it will be blown out of any reasonable proportion as pols try to use it for political gain then it will fade away once they figure out it was largely a misunderstanding and/or miscommunications on Ms Zhang's part and they'll lock her up for 5 years anyway.

'Safety will always come first,' insist Arizona biz org in response to Uber self-driving car death

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"How would we all change our habits if travel was readily available and almost free?"

[Looks down at bare feet, glances over to hiking shoes by the door, scratches head]

Oh, he said travel. I don't see airline, train, or cruise ship tickets being anywhere near free in my lifetime. These kids today sure dream big, don't they.

iFixit surgeons tut at iPad mini 5 X-ray: Looks like a mild case of pain-in-the-arse-to-repair

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Cupertino clearly didn't listen to its previous complaints on the mini 3 and the mini 4.

Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that. Consider most folk will simply buy a new one and there's no reason to make repair easier. Does Apple even sell parts or does the repair community rely on a supply of busted units and third party vendors?1

1. It's a rhetorical question.

Google plonks right-wing think tanker and defence drone mogul on AI ethics advisory board

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Re: "a shiny-happy PR op"

@TheMeerkat, I don't understand your response. I don't care who is on the panel. The point of the panel is to have a nice dog and pony show so people think Alphabet cares about AI ethics. Like I said, it's a #hashtag.

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"a shiny-happy PR op"

Given it's Google talking about ethics, that about perfectly sums up the entire point of this AI ethics panel. It's the corporate version of a hashtag.

Dodgy US government facial data grab, self-nannying cars, and a chance for non-techies to learn about AI

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Re: Well, that's it for me buying a Volvo...

... which it hopes to achieve in part by altering driver behavior.

I imagine a good portion of that altered behavior will involve buying and driving a different brand of automobile. Maybe Volvo will become the brand for well to do parents who buy their kids a brand new car when they're just starting out.

But as mentioned, this sort of thing may wind up being mandatory and hopefully I'll kick off before my current car does.

McAfee – the completely sane guy, not the biz – told to fork out $25m over 'torture, murder' of his Belize neighbor

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Re: Both in the wrong tbh

That makes sense. Good thing these cops didn't mistake their duty weapon for the air-soft "training aids" like the often do with their tazer.

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Re: just a fine

He didn't show up or even respond so there wasn't anything to balance. Given only one side to the lawsuit, what else could the judge do?

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Re: Both in the wrong tbh

It's not aggression. He wags his tail and barks.

Thing is that never passes with cops, they'll always shoot the dog on spec. They've even been known to shoot dogs that have been locked in a cage because it's the easiest thing to do. For that matter, cops and dogs don't mix at all, cops are just too trigger happy.

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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WTF?

Since FB had already reached the 9th level of WTF

How much lower can it realistically go?

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

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Re: Since when...

Ahem! I believe what you're referring to is American cheese food. It's like those kreme filled donuts. We wouldn't want to run afoul of truth in labeling laws, now would we.

Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

Eddy Ito

On a multi-national platform, criminality is not black and white. There are no easy answers, which doesn't mean we just give up, but it does mean it'll be hard.

With all due respect I believe you're making more of this "criminality" issue than is actually justified. There are some very universal guidelines that would be fairly easy to follow. I know of no place where murder is not considered a heinous crime and video of same has no place on the internet where it can be viewed by all and sundry.

I agree that there are some very stupid laws like one local ordinance I'm violating right now by drinking a beer in public view. I think the sane and rational response would be a simple test such as violence and harm. Non-violent actions would get a pass as would anything that doesn't harm anyone. We probably don't want to limit things that are generally humorous in a slap stick way or instructional safety video.

Thus stated the obvious things like murder and torture would be out and exceptions can be made if a particular thing helped in identifying the perpetrator of a crime. Of course, we can always hem and haw over the definition of harm and violence another day but workable stop gap measures likely exist.

Can't do it the US way? Then we'll do it Huawei – and roll our own mobile operating system

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Re: Open source

But, but, floppies are foldable albeit slightly harder to read afterward.

This is the Send, encrypted end-to-end, this is the Send, my Mozillan friend

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Paris Hilton

Re: The devil with all this stuff is in the details

Sorry, I'm as confused as Paris. I didn't see anywhere where this claimed anonymity in any way. I see where it says private and encrypted but nothing about it being anonymous. Besides, anyone who would knowingly download some secret payload from an anonymous source is some special sort of idiot that will likely just post it on facebook after downloading it.

Yelp-for-MAGAs app maker is warned there are holes in its code. Does it A. Just fix the problem, or B. Threaten to call the FBI, too?

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Who?

She seems to have fallen out of the celebutante spotlight over the past several years, are you sure anyone even bothers with those pen tests any more?

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Re: @ Mark 85 -- Shooting the messenger again.

While I don't see it going down too differently if the shoe was on the blue side of the coin it really does make one wonder. What kind of "snowflake" needs a 63red app to know where their "safe spaces" are?

P.S. I hope the responding FBI agent responds with; "Well golly snowflake that's kind of how this stuff works."

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Trollface

Re: "I will be forced to vote for Trump again"

LOL. Really? Only 3 butt-hurt Bernie voters? I'm disappointed. I actually expected more folks who don't understand that the number of single issue voters are legion.

Eddy Ito

Re: "I will be forced to vote for Trump again"

Actually Bernie and Trump aren't that far apart on several issues. Most of the similarity lies on talk of helping Americans that were left behind in the economic recovery or are still struggling. Plus both largely eschewed big biz & super PACs relying on their own money and smaller donors.

In Vox Bernie opposed open borders saying it was "a Koch brothers proposal" and variously that immigration reduced wages for Americans. Both oppose NAFTA and are pro tariff.

In short, yeah, I can see the Bernie to Trump switch.

UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming

Eddy Ito

Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

Essentially it depends on the plane but for some, perhaps most these days, the short answer is no. Keep in mind I haven't flown for some years due to old eyes and few dollars but some planes are fly-by-wire only meaning there is no mechanical or hydraulic backup. Typically there are "sufficient" redundant computers in the event of a failure, IIRC that's 3 so in the event of one being different it essentially gets out voted and ignored and assuming that two failures on a flight should be exceedingly rare.

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Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

Software taking control away from the pilot? Never I good idea in my book.

There was yet another net neutrality hearing today in America, and it was all straightened out amicably and smoothly

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Re: "Congress is a joke."

Oh I don't know about that. I think lots of people see Congress as a joke but the problem is they don't realize the joke is on them.

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Re: It's so tempting to shrug

I'd add social so-so media to the list. All in all I'd say it's about even. Yes, things don't get done but at least we aren't dumping money on stupid things like the bridge to nowhere. Well, ok, not dumping money on as many stupid things like the bridge to nowhere.

Uber driver drove sleeping woman miles away from home to 'up the fare'. Now he's facing years in the clink for kidnapping, fraud

Eddy Ito

I'm not sure that would work as well as you think it might.

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My guess is the taxi vetting process may be a little, very little, more stringent than Uber simply because of the enormous sum of money it takes to acquire a taxi medallion and the desire to keep that medallion means drivers typically aren't afforded any where near as much slack as a typical Uberer(?) appears to be.

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

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Re: Quality

What? Wait! I thought hashtags stopped tear-wrists.

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Not to be outdone, the USAF finally shows its own.

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

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Shouldn't it be more like fingernails on a chalkboard? Most folks would want to avoid that. Maybe even go all phased array so it's focused in a ten degree cone toward the front of the vehicle.

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For the young'uns who may have missed it.

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Re: Dumber and Dumber

This is precisely the problem. Perhaps hey could focus their AI research to identify when said earbud wearing self-obsessed unaware dolt is in the vicinity and use a loudspeaker to draw everyone else's attention to that fact. It could be something simple like "Caution, beware prat in red wife beater and black lycra!"

USB4: Based on Thunderbolt 3. Two times the data rate, at 40Gbps. One fewer space. Zero confusing versions

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Meanwhile: 98.4% of desk jockeys are thinking:

"FFS, what is this USB 3.217 Reversion 5x or USB 3.226 Gestation 2b9 nonsense? For the love of [deity] the pamphlet that came with the computer says it takes USB C? Why, why can't I just get a simple damn USB C?"

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Re: which way it plugs in

Of course! It's a spin 1/2 particle! It all makes sense now.

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

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TLDR; "FYTW"

Good news: Congress has solutions to end net neutrality brouhaha. Bad news: Two competing sets of solutions...

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The easy answer seems to be to create an amendment to the Communications Act of 1934 that is applicable to the internet. Since it currently goes to Title 7, perhaps they could call it Title 8, Title LIII, or even Title L3 if they like.

Alternately they could be cheeky and amend the Rivers and Harbors Act of 1899 and define the internet as part of the "navigable waters" of the US.

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

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Re: the rear brake lights not illuminating.

Who would put them in the boot? You'd need at least one in a seat so you could drive in the HOV lanes.

"Yes officer, I understand. It's just that I didn't see where law says the second occupant has to be alive."