* Posts by Daniel Evans

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Googlegate: Mapping a scandal of global proportions

Daniel Evans

MAC Addresses

Seeing as so many have said that these won't appear anywhere on your normal packet:

How hard would it be to code an app, that when taking input from your local system also takes note of the the MAC address of your PC (there's a number of command line prompts that can show this afaik, so could not an app invisibly call one of these, or similar?), or even of your whole network, and then send them back to Google as, say, plaintext, to be cross-referenced?

Pacific islands growing not shrinking, says old study

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Coat

Word Order?

"small island developing states"? Isn't island developing what they do off the UAE for new hotels? If so, then said state shouldn't have any issue with sea level change - just develop their new island!

I'll get my coat.

Intel unveils ultrathinnest ultrathin

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Fragile?

Does it make a nice noise if you snap it in two?

Rave reviews at robotic robot-roaster raygun rollout

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Subs?

Can said lasers penetrate water effectively? I hear torpedoes make pretty explosions too.

Failing that, how about some lasersats? Laser fighter bombers? Laser battleships? Oh, the possibilities...

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Alt rock diva's nude snap 'leaked' to tweetosphere

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Logic Failure

Lily Allen? Clever?

I always thought she was a bit of a dim bint who likes to show off, and makes terrible music.

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Oo-er!

I know a few people who'd enjoy this link...

Atlantis spacewalkers snapped through shuttle windows

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Scroll Up

Find Snopes link

Read Snopes article

Go and hang your head in shame.

Huge Indiana Jones rumbling Moon billiard potted in crater

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Gen?

Wow, there's a word you don't often hear outside of very specific circles.

Computing smart-scope gunsight for US snipers

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What's the problem with lasers?

Surely they've already got some fairly powerful, not-often-detected-nor-defeated, flight-stabilised lasery things, stuck on their bombers, for all their laser-guided bombs.

Right?

Microsoft: 'Using IE6 is like drinking 9-year-old milk'

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So...

Where do you find 9-year-old milk?

Or are MS's cafeteria staff of such high quality that this is what they happen to have lying arounjd?

Exam board deletes C and PHP from CompSci A-levels

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I fail to understand...

Why anyone cares what A Level Comp Sci students do. Don't you do Maths or similar at A Level, and then do Comp Sci/Programming at Uni, in order to prove you're not a complete idiot who calls a spreadsheet macro a program, and can instead actually do programming? Not as bad as the "Computer Game Programming" courses, mind.

PlayStation site hacker avoids jail

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SOCOM?

Never even heard of that game - surely he could've picked something stereotypical like Halo or COD? Although I am assuming there that PS has those... Damned consoles.

Twitter bomb joker found guilty

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Take a deep breath

And read the post again. Now, which bit of that quote talks about calling bomb threats reasonable, and which bit talks about what can reasonably be expected if you send a bomb threat-like message?

Ah yes, that'd be "none of it" and "all of it", respectively.

Germans plan to make 'synthetic natural' gas from CO2

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O2 worth more sold?

Wonder if they'd rather capture the O2, and then sell it off bottled (for hospitals, oxyacetylene torches, etc.) - might make a few pennies on the side. Plenty of O2 hanging around in the atmosphere to nab for combusting your CH4 (assuming Gas plants do actually use bog-standard air for combustion, ofc.).

California's 'Zero Energy House' is actually massive fossil hog

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Incorrect Figures.

On the linked "77 million btu in kilowatt hours / 12" search, one comparison given is that this is "1/6 the average yearly US single-family hoome electricity use" - implying that the energy use is half the quoted government figure - so closer to 940kWh per month.

Which basically places the Zenergy house at 3 times a similarly-sized house, rather than the 1-and-a-half that the govt figures show. Depends on whether you trust Wolfram Alpha or the US Government more, and quite how much you want to bash the Zenergy house!

Discovery touches down at Kennedy

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Soyuz

I managed to remember the emergency escape pod mechanism for the ISS - Soyuz. Hence I would have thought that they wouldn't need to add escape mechanisms - I believe Soyuz capsules are able to fit the entire crew of the ISS, albeit at a squeeze.

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Limited Docking Ports?

Offhand, I don't know how many docking ports compatible with the Space Shuttle the ISS has - it may only be one. However, I'd have thought that it would be preferred to leave said docking ports open for (possible) future use - if anyone does feel like using US tech, of course (afaik everyone else uses the Russian ports?).

Steve Jobs bans all apps from iPhone (or thereabouts)

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Took them a while?

If they're so worried about changing something breaking apps (or vice versa), why have they waited so long? As far as I can tell, there's been umpteen iPhone types - and I'm forever hearing someone moan that the latest iPhone OS update crippled their jailbroken iPhone. However, I've yet to hear any big moan about a change to the OS/iPhone version breaking any app, or being broken by an app?

Labour shock pledge: 16.8-meg broadband for ALL by 2012!

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Flame

Well Done.

Was this previous post possibly done by somebody who doesn't know anything about El Reg, as for some people, humour is only noticed when pointed out to them?

Discovery team wrap first ISS spacewalk

Daniel Evans

Ammonia

Why exactly would you want a tank of Ammonia on your space station? Backup plan just in case the Russians try to take over?

One in four UK schoolkids admits hacking

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Title

LOOP:

SET /P Choice="%CD%>"

%Choice%

GOTO LOOP

2 years later, this is still the best that anyone in my school has yet to come up with - and I assume that most kiddies haven't done much better...

NASA flying car engineer shoots down Reg coverage

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Carbohydrates?

If you're on about Cessna fuel, it'd be Hydrocarbons (C and H, mostly - e.g. octane), not Carbohydrates (C and some multiple of H2O - e.g. glucose).

Although some O is required to use your Hydrocarbons for flight.

'I'm an IT worker not an assassin'

Daniel Evans

Trusted?

I'm not sure I'd quite call Israel a "trusted" ally - it's just better than the rest of the lot in the Mid East in the eyes of our Govt(s), and it's too much of a PITA to get them to behave (we instead seem to moan a bit, then ignore them a bit more).

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

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Please

Don't spread crap like the "LHC makes a Black Hole engulfing everything" conspiracy.

And if you're constantly falling into a black hole, you're kinda in a black hole. And have a minor problem.

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Wait a second...

Don't we have stargates for this kind of thing?

Labour MP denies calling Tories 'scum-sucking pigs' on Twitter

Daniel Evans

Well...

It is Telford after all...

Australia leaves the internet

Daniel Evans

But...

Wasn't there something in the news a while ago about illegal sites being hidden behind legitimate ones (I forget if it was child porn or otherwise), either with or without the knowledge of the website owner? You'd have a field day if, say, someone hid a site in www.amazon.co.uk/illegalbadstuff/, with all the legitimate traffic to/from the domain (and I believe the level of snoopery required to check if someone was going to that exact directory would piss off a lot of people).

Then you have the whole "did you intentionally go there or was it an accident"? Say www.amazob.co.uk one, and plenty of people get on to this by making typos (admittedly it's a very badly hidden site...).

Then of course there's the problem of proxies/public PCs, actually indexing all these sites, etc...

Windows 8 possible July 2011 release?

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To the best of my knowledge

128 bit isn't needed at all, seeing as 64 bit isn't just twice as large as 32 bit, it's ten billion times bigger. The main problem with 32 bit seems to have been the cap on memory at 4GB - 64 bit goes up to [quite a bloody lot] of memory, and I doubt you or I will need that much soon.

Spanish towns vie for nuclear dump prize

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Not so sure

I'd've thought it would be such small quantities it wouldn't be a huge hassle for the sun. Chucking Earth at it might have slightly more effect, though.

I believe the major problem with "chuck it at space/the sun/the aliens" is in fact the minor issues we seem to have with getting rockets up there without delays, fireworks displays or other problems - as easy a solution as it would be to have a few tons of spent reactor rods falling into the deep of the Atlantic, the greens would probably shout, scream and bitch a lot.

Well, more than usual.

False Moscow CCTV feed scam leads to fraud charges

Daniel Evans
WTF?

Plus...

Surely they would have needed an actual recording from said cameras to put on the loop anyway? If camera X is overlooking a river, you might wonder why it's showing a park instead, etc., so you assume the cameras would all have needed to work at some point to record those pre-recordings.

China silent on Google, welcomes compliant internet firms

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Yes

It does, and various other Communist states have supported private industry at points in their lifetimes (I believe Hungary was supportive of it, for one). Every so often, a communist government realises that peasants aren't too motivated when asked to work 14 hours a day in state-owned factories for a pittance (which was, in part, why the Soviet economy was, in short, a piece of shit).

Anyway, you can blame private companies for stuff, and the communists always need more things to blame.

Google suggests Islam is nothing

Daniel Evans
Black Helicopters

Not just Islam...

"El Reg is" and "The Register Is" are both suspiciously blank...

'Doctor Dark Energy': The Ultimate LHC eccentric?

Daniel Evans

He's not the first on LHC Portal either...

It's just that he's just not pissed us off enough yet ;-)

Giant megaships to suck 'stranded' Aussie gas fields

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@Matt89

"alternative energy sources, such as nuclear FUSION", I assume you meant, having talked about conventional nuclear (which is fission) beforehand?

UK border control can't count

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Joke

Imaginary Numbers

Wait, aren't those statistician's favourites? Just imagine a number, and that's your statistic for the day!

Excess of cola floors Oz ostrich farmer

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Fructose, Glucose and Caffeine...

So prolific drinking coffee and eating sugary foods is likely to have a similar effect?

Latest Firefox beta gets touchy on Mac

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Next Tap?

I didn't know FF came equipped with a bar - but now that I do know, would someone tell me where the bartender's gone?

Entire class fails IT exam by submitting in Word format

Daniel Evans
Stop

Wait a second

The link to the Dida supported filetypes includes:

"Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack"

Which, just to double check that this does exactly what you'd think it does, allows you to:

"Open, edit, and save documents, workbooks, and presentations in the file formats new to Microsoft Office Word, Excel, and PowerPoint 2007."

And the blurb at the top states:

"Students must ensure that the contents of their eportfolio can be read by software in the toolkit."

So since this entry toolkit allows moderators to open, edit and save word documents - what the FUCK is Edexcel on about?

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Thumb Down

Well in all fairness

Have you ever tried reading the Edexcel course instructions?

Our IT teachers saw the light halfway through the course and switched to another board - at least we knew what to do.

But even on the Edexcel course everything was in M$ formats - and I've yet to see a single school system which doesn't require you to use M$ Office formats for everything.

Brit ISPs censor Wikipedia over 'child porn' album cover

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Just to add to that list...

Talktalk's blocking that link too.

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